Chapter 34: Worship Heaven and Earth

Meng Majesty was sitting by the bathtub at this time, feeling that his head was going to explode. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info is guarding himself like a thief outside, and he really feels like he has no way to ascend to heaven. Even if he is out of this house, there is still a circle of people blocking him outside, if this really provokes the black bear, he believes that the black bear really dares to do it directly and find an uncle.

Just when he had a headache, the window flickered, and Sun Wukong appeared beside him again.

"Oops! What do you really want to do! Brother Monkey, do you know, I'm really thinking about it now! You've been out there for so long, you must have figured out a way to escape, right? ”

Meng Majesty couldn't take care of it so much at this time, he looked flattering, pinching his shoulders and rubbing his legs to serve Sun Wukong, and now he had to bow his head when he asked for help.

Sun Wukong was a little embarrassed by Meng Majesty, so he quickly dodged to the side, grabbed the fruit on the table, and took a bite regardless of whether it was clean or not.

Meng Majesty is now on fire, how can he have time to spend time with him here, so he hurriedly changed his words: "Grandpa Sun! Grandpa Sun! Don't you like to call grandpa in front of the little demon the most? Hurry up, Grandpa! Your grandson is now on fire and about to be burned to death, and you are still in the mood to eat! If you like it, I'll buy you a car when we get out! All-you-can-eat! It's okay to eat a cart and throw a cart! ”

After Sun Wukong chewed two bites, he put the fruit back again, and then said slowly: "This mountain is far from Huaguo Mountain." Let's just say that the troops are arranged, there are many loopholes, don't worry, when it gets dark, I will take you away. Absolutely unaware. I've found several routes, and I'm sure nothing goes wrong. ”

Sun Wukong felt that he was already very strong in being able to do this, and when he spoke, there was a sense of domineering, heaven and earth, who else could he be.

But Meng Majesty was very dissatisfied with this, and said with a sad face: "My grandfather! Can we not wait for the dark sky! In a few moments, they are going to force me to marry their young lady. If you wait until it gets dark, the daylily will be cold by then! You've done a lot of trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and this little thing will definitely not be difficult for you! Take me away, don't be a boredevil. ”

Sun Wukong said with an aggrieved face: "You know, it was a long time ago, didn't I still have mana at that time, and now that you have summoned me here, what is the difference between me and ordinary monkeys?" How can you still have that ability to make a big fuss in the sky! ”

Meng Majesty continued to pat the horse and said: "You can't say that! What happened to me today was that I was forced to marry. Think about it, how similar this is to you! I know you're the one who loves freedom the most. You see, since you were born, you've been at ease, but ever since you made a big fuss in the sky, you've been forced to do things you don't want to do. Reality has crushed you under the Five Finger Mountain for 500 years. In the past 500 years, although I don't know what the specific situation is, but I feel cold for you when you think about it!

Not to mention it later, after meeting Tang Seng, click, I got you a golden hoop to bring it on. How can you be human...... It's a monkey! Isn't this a cattle? If you don't obey, you will be whipped with a whip. How strong your heart is to survive in this situation!

Let's talk about learning from the scriptures. Needless to say, I can imagine that no one knows your deeds since you hit you. Claiming that you have become a Buddha to put it bluntly is not that you have been pressed into an idle position, but in fact, you are still following the hard work!

You see, the two of us are connected by the same fate! If you don't help me today, who else can help me!

Didn't you just say that they are just chaff here, full of loopholes, think about it, is there any way to get me out right now? ”

Sun Wukong was somewhat sad when Meng Majesty said this. Although what Meng Majesty said is somewhat different from the real situation, it is indeed a portrayal of his life.

But sad to sad, he still said helplessly: "Hey...... It's not that I don't help you. Didn't you just say that I had so much ability at the time, and in the end, I had to be at the mercy of others. In life, there is always a time for compromise. If you can wait, we'll have to do it after dark. If you can't wait, I can't help it.

If you want me to say, you'd better go from it! ”

Sun Wukong said at the end and sighed, in this sigh, there was a lot of helplessness and sadness.

After finishing speaking, he didn't wait for Meng Majesty to say more, he jumped directly and jumped out of the window again.

Meng Ma looked at the back of Sun Wukong leaving, and also sighed. He can understand Sun Wukong's mood too well. What a hero is so late!

In the end, Meng Majesty still changed into the groom's clothes and was taken to the hall.

At this time, the hall was already about to explode. Originally, the hall that was deserted and deserted was already dressed up at this time, the red cloth was laid wherever it could be laid, and the red lanterns were hung as if they didn't need money. The hall was even more crowded with people, and it seemed that all the people on the mountain had gathered here at this time.

When His Majesty Meng saw this battle, his heart was cold. It seems that this time he will definitely have no chance to escape.

As soon as Meng Majesty appeared, everyone suddenly fell silent, and they all turned their eyes to him.

Then, the whiskers of Yishui began to shoot the horse.

"Big Brother Black Bear! You have really found a good son-in-law, look at his talent, he will definitely be able to inherit your mantle in the future and build us here better. ”

"Yes, Brother Black Bear, the content of today's competition is all thought up by Miss Talent, who can stand out in such a fierce competition, and will definitely be able to soar in the future!"

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Listening to these people's compliments, Meng Majesty felt that his face was hot. Although he usually doesn't say much about this kind of slapping horse, but if he is really said like this, he really feels embarrassed. Because he knows his pounds too well. These people don't look at the situation when they talk about the calf, and what they say is too unreliable.

But the black bear obviously doesn't have this feeling, for other people's flattery, he doesn't refuse to come, and accepts them one by one, when others say this, he looks at Meng Majesty's eyes even more kindly, how do you see how this uncle is pleasing to the eye.

At this time, with a shout, the bride came out.

Meng Qi hurriedly looked back, and under this look, he relaxed a little. Because the bride who walked in, although she was covered with a hijab and couldn't see it, but in terms of body shape, she was indeed not as thick as a black bear. Medium height, no different from the average woman.

It's just that this dress is a little loose, and it's really hard to judge what figure is.

"The auspicious time has arrived! Newcomers worship heaven and earth! ”

With this shout, the two newlyweds were brought to the front of the black bear, and the bride's hand was also handed to Meng Majesty's hand.

Meng Ma held the bride's hand, his palms sweating, this was the first time he had been so intimate with a person of the opposite sex. Although he didn't know what this girl looked like, this kind of stimulation between the opposite sex made him feel strange in his heart.

The other party also seemed to be nervous, and the heat in his hands was constantly transferred to Meng Qi's hands.

"Worship heaven and earth!"

The two of them were still feeling each other in a daze, and there were a bunch of people behind them, and they knelt directly on the ground, and their heads were pressed and knocked directly on the ground.

Meng Majesty 'oops', scolding in his heart, what is this, how can there be a feeling of being forced to marry. This kind of plot is not all in TV dramas, where women are forced to marry. Why is it all on me today?

What he didn't know was that these subordinates were actually afraid of what would happen now, and they naturally saw Meng Majesty's reluctance, but in front of the black bear, they didn't dare to make any mistakes. So, they chose the most straightforward method. Of course, if they are hungry, if they don't estimate the black bear, they prefer to directly tie up Meng Majesty and then plug their mouths, which is the safest.

I don't know if it was custom or if the young lady was mute, she didn't say a word from beginning to end.

At this time, the black bear spoke again: "Brothers! Today is the day of my black bear's great joy. My daughter is getting married today! Tell me to go down, all the brethren today, drink with me! Let's drink him all night today! If you don't get drunk, you can't go home! ”

After the black bear finished speaking, he gave the officiant a color, and the officiant shouted in understanding: "The newlyweds have entered the cave room!" ”

Then, the two men were surrounded by a group of women and left the hall.

The speaker is unintentional, the listener is intentional, Meng Majesty now understands, now the entire mountain should be here to drink, now is the time when the guard is the most lax, now even without the help of the monkey, as long as he can get out, he can escape smoothly.

He had to wait for now, and when he got to the cave room for a while, he would find a way to leave, and simply tie up the bride directly, so that he would not alarm anyone.

After thinking about it, Meng Majesty obediently followed them into the cave room.

It wasn't until this time that Meng Maxi found out that there was the beautiful woman she met in today's second competition, and at this time, I don't know if it was because she was happy for their young lady or for what reason, she completely lost her cold appearance after the competition, and she was smiling like a flower after following behind. But he didn't look at Meng Majesty at a glance, which made him really a little disappointed......

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That's right, I'm a little lost right now, too. The second chapter is kicked out. There's one more chapter I haven't written. It's already the middle of the night. I don't think I need to sleep today, just write tomorrow's one. My weekend was ruined.

Use the ticket to comfort me! Let me get back to the feeling I had when I wrote these three chapters.

It's time to write about the cave house again, and I don't know if I can write the first time in the cave room for the second time.