Act 70 Life is as lonely as snow, and soulmates are hard to find
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Closing the booklet, Lin Dashao let out a long sigh and sighed unfinished: "It's really a good book!" One hundred and eighty taels of silver, the flower surnamed Cao is not wronged! ”
Guan Kunyu listened to the uncertainty on his face, thinking that when he was working hard for a mere three hundred taels of silver, people actually said lightly that one hundred and eighty taels of silver was not wronged...... Three hundred taels of silver can manage the patrol ship, and now one hundred and eighty taels of silver is a book......
If you say that your heart can be balanced, you are talking nonsense.
Compared with Guan Kunyu, Shopkeeper Deng is much calmer, and the professional smile on his face has never changed, because he knows very well what kind of place this is-Qinhuai River!
It is not surprising that the rich boy who comes in and out here all the year round will encounter any kind of strange things, especially this kind of high-roller who spends a lot of money! You can run into one from time to time, but this time I got caught!
When he received the first volume, Shopkeeper Deng kept beating the drum in his heart, because according to his most optimistic estimate, although this painting is good, there are also many shortcomings, besides, who is the "Ghost Moon"? It's not a reputation at all! In this way, it is difficult to inflate prices by reputation.
If there is a Hanlin painting for him to sell, even if the painting doesn't make sense, he is confident that he can find an unscrupulous boss who doesn't know how to sell it for five or six hundred taels. Even if you sell it to someone who knows how to do it, you can't even think of taking it if you don't have two or three hundred taels of silver!
If you go to Hanlin's painting, no one cares how the painting is painted at all, what you want is the name!
And how much is the monthly money that Shopkeeper Deng gives to his little guy? Six coins of silver! That's it, it can be regarded as a high salary among Ying Tianfu's peers!
Shopkeeper Deng said with a smile: "Since Lin Dashao feels that one hundred and eighty taels of silver is not wronged, how about we make a price of one hundred and eighty taels?" ”
"Wait!"
Before Lin Dashao could speak, the little scholar with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes hurriedly jumped out.
"The young master of our family just said that the flower surnamed Cao is not wronged, but the surname Cao is notoriously stunned! It's not wrong to him, but it's not worth the price to others! Our young master is knowledgeable, shopkeeper Deng, your booklet is not a problem at all, how can you buy one hundred and eighty taels of silver!?
We are happy to see the excitement when you pit the surnamed Cao, but it won't be good if it hits us, right? ”
Lin Dashao also reacted at this time, and made a "well-done" look at the little scholar with clear eyebrows, with the support of the boss, the little scholar with clear eyebrows immediately had the motivation to perform, and did not give the shopkeeper Deng a chance to speak, so he bargained down.
"Shopkeeper Deng, do you know that we have seen the previous booklet, and this one is many pages less than that one, right? There are not many things in the house, and they are sold as expensive as others, is it appropriate for you to do so? ”
Shopkeeper Deng smiled: "That...... Naturally, it should be cheaper. ”
Guan Kunyu pursed his lips, on the number of pages to collect money, if he evolves again, should he be like those famous painters, on square feet to collect money?
The little scholar with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes opened the flag victoriously, and hurriedly pursued the victory under excitement: "This number of pages is nothing, our family Lin Dashao is bold, I don't care about this bit of silver, but look at this painting!" One hundred and eighty taels of silver to buy the booklet of the two ugly girls back, and the surname Cao is very capable, and ordinary people are not good at this! ”
Guan Kunyu's anger was full in an instant!
"Ugly !!???"
"You actually said ugly girl!?"
"Are you blind!? Or have your aesthetic standards broken through the sky, shon!? ”
"Even if the works of Master Ghost Moon are not to your taste, how much conscience do you have to shout the word ugly girl!? That's not how you cut the price!? Is it okay to have a bit of morality!? ”
Guan Kunyu's 10,000 complaints were held in his chest and he didn't vomit unpleasantly, but before he came back to his senses, he heard Lin Dashao also speak.
"Not bad...... It's a little ugly...... It's a pity, it's a pity......"
A mouthful of blood spurted out, Guan Kunyu was about to go crazy!
"Who was there just yelling! Who is it!? Are you talking with your conscience now for a mere bargain of a few dozen taels of silver!? ”
Then, Shopkeeper Deng also sighed weakly.
"Alas...... Maybe people will be good at this, although it is a little ugly, but if you look closely, it is not that you can't see it, don't hide it from Lin Dashao, originally I also thought that the characters under this were extremely ugly, but I can see too much, but I also have a different taste. ”
This time, Guan Kunyu didn't complain anything, she sat on the chair like a lightning strike, and her mind was full of two words - "ugly girl".
"Ugly ......"
"Ugly ......"
"Ugly ......"
……
"The feet are too big, not beautiful!" This is Lin Dashao.
"The mouth is too thin, it's not good!" This is a little scholar with clear eyebrows.
"The eyes are too big, no!" Or Lin Dashao.
"The nose is small and pointed, no!" is still a little scholar with clear eyebrows.
Then, Shopkeeper Deng actually made up a sentence faintly: "The breasts are too big, not suitable!" ”
The two of the Lin family nodded wildly!
What the hell are you over there, big brother......
This sentence and sentence are basically a knife cut on Guan Kunyu's heart, and he began to doubt life, whether the world is crazy or he himself is crazy, this is a question worth thinking about......
But Guan Kunyu's demon still hadn't passed, and Lin Dashao said again: "There are still ...... The armor of these two women is also wrong, showing so much, can't they protect it at all, dressed like this to go to the battlefield to subdue demons and eliminate demons, isn't that looking for death!? ”
Guan Kunyu is really crazy: "Didn't you watch it very cool just now!?" Why have you become a reasonable party now!? Would you like to draw a European barrel tin canned demon slaying demon!? ”
At this moment, Guan Kunyu has no strength in his whole body, and his whole body seems to be empty, but his brain is still running. He entered the library attic of the Sea of Consciousness and turned out all the booklets with pictures of ancient ladies, one by one!
In the end, Guan Kunyu finally came to the conclusion that the aesthetic generation gap of more than 100 years is really too big......
The most typical example is the small feet, which needless to say everyone understands, who would think that sick little feet are beautiful in modern times? However, at this moment, in the upper class of the Ming Dynasty, small feet are the standard for beauties! The big-footed woman calls herself a beauty, and she is going to be laughed out of her big teeth!
As for other aspects, after flipping through the information, Guan Kunyu also understood that what people said was right, the beauties written by Master Ghost Moon, although he drooled when he saw it, but many places were indeed contrary to the aesthetics at this time!
Guan Kunyu had to sigh secretly:
"Life is as lonely as snow, and soulmates are hard to find!"
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