Chapter 5 What is the right thing to satisfy cravings?
Ji Yan left in a hurry, not because he didn't worry about state affairs, and of course he didn't need to worry about it, because he already had a plan in his heart, but he didn't make it clear to Yan Shu and the others, so that it would be better for these old ministers to break up, lest they have nothing to do; The main thing is that people are iron and steel, and if you don't eat two meals, you'll be hungry! Since I woke up, I first treated the wound, then washed and changed clothes, and then had a court meeting, and now I was close to my chest and back, and my hungry stomach was growling, and if there was a cow in front of me, I guess I could swallow it. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
As soon as he walked out of the main hall, Wang Ding greeted him with a group of palace maids with a smile, and said crisply: "My king is in the dynasty today, how high-spirited!" ”
Ji Yan said with a bitter face: "Sister, don't be in a hurry to make fun of me first, I'm so hungry, I'll fill my stomach before I talk to you." ”
Wang Ding's face changed, and he said with concern: "I have already prepared a meal, but my king is busy with the court, so he is not in a hurry to call you." Then he instructed one of his chamberlains, "Prepare a meal for the king." ”
The chamberlain hurried away.
"Is my king going directly to the dining room to eat?"
"Go straight over, I'm already hungry, I can't do it."
The dining room was next to the queen's bedroom, and from the central hall it was going to pass through Zhongding Square, and Ji Yan almost fell down before he could walk. As soon as I walked into the dining room, I saw nine bronze tripods neatly arranged on the huge dining table, the regulation of the Son of Heaven eating in Zhou Lizhong: nine tripods and eight tripods, I thought this is my tableware, it is really luxurious! In the future generations, I am afraid that such a bronze tripod will not be worth eight million, I actually used nine in one meal, and Bill Gates and Ma Yun would not dare to do this! The breath of the king is leaking!
Take a closer look, each tripod is filled with some kind of unknown item of poor weight, no bubbling up, try it with your hands, cold? It's cold! couldn't help frowning, and said softly: "How can you eat this Nima cold!" ”
Wang Ding asked suspiciously, "What did my king say?" ”
"Nothing." Ji Yan responded in his mouth, thinking that if it is cold, it should be cold, it should not be poisonous, as long as he can't eat the dead, fill his stomach first, and then study other things slowly when he has time, since he is now the son of heaven, it should not be too much of a problem to make some changes in his diet.
Ji Yan walked to the table of the Son of Heaven who had already placed eight stalks, and sat down with a butt regardless of the etiquette of the meal. Wang Ding frowned and looked at it, and had the intention to remind him, but thinking that he was still sick, and he was hungry, forget it, he must talk about him well when he is better.
A palace maid knelt beside Ji Yan with a copper basin, holding the basin high, and the basin contained clear water. Wash your hands, right? This etiquette is good, pay attention to hygiene, and avoid getting sick. After washing her hands, another palace maid knelt down and presented a silk scarf to wipe her hands. After wiping her hands, she thought it was time to serve the food, and another palace maid knelt down and presented two thick and long burning sticks, what is this? After thinking about it, I realized: chopsticks, actually chopsticks, my mother, is this used to clamp wood fire? I took it head-on.
I was holding two burning sticks in my hand and trying to open and close, but I was startled by a sudden ding-dong-dong, babbling sound, what is it? It took a long time to react, and the feelings are music. The king eats to play music, which he used to take for granted, but Ji Yan, who came from later generations, couldn't adapt to it all of a sudden. It's too noisy, and it's not soothing light music like "Mountains and Flowing Water" and "Liang Zhu", it's all the crunching sound of heavy metal, which makes people upset, how can you still be in the mood to eat!
"Stop playing, it's noisy." Ji Yan said loudly.
Wang Ding looked at him in surprise and said, "What's wrong with my king, didn't you like it before?" Occasionally, I can't swallow if I lack music! ”
Ji Yan scratched his head and said, "Maybe it's because of the injury, I have a headache when I hear these voices." Withdraw it. ”
Wang Ding had no choice but to call an attendant to let the musicians leave.
Next, the attendants came to the table with a tripod full of food like water, the first tripod was put down, Ji Yan couldn't wait to stretch out the chopsticks to clip it, but Wang Ding held his hand and said softly: "My king has been hungry for too long, so he can't wait?" Can't even wait for the dish to be put in the cooker? ”
An inner servant used a long two burning sticks to pick up a few wilted and yellow things from the ding, and put them into the gui in front of Ji Yan, Ji Yan frowned and stretched out the burning stick to pick up the vegetables, but it was not used well because it was too thick, and he didn't clip it for a long time, he was in a hurry and just wanted to scold his mother, and finally picked up one, but he didn't know how to send it to his mouth, it was too long, he couldn't go along with it, and he accidentally fell on the case, and he couldn't live, and his angry teeth hurt for a while, and the fire was about to ignite, and he was almost about to get rid of the case.
Yu Guang glanced at Wang Ding, who was looking at him with concern, Ji Yan finally suppressed his anger, took a deep breath, stabilized his mind, and picked up a dish again, this time it was somehow easily sent into his mouth, secretly thinking that it might be the muscle memory that Ji Yan had practiced before, and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and his mood became happy, Lao Tzu finally learned to eat.
But the next moment he was immediately not happy. A smell of rotten cabbage rushed straight to the brain, without putting any kind of ingredients, ginger, garlic, chili, pepper, pepper, pepper, cumin, soy sauce, aged vinegar, even if you put one, okay, no ingredients are lonely, don't care, but you don't have oil, is this still called a dish? If you don't have oil, you can still pinch your nose and eat it, and I haven't tried it in the wild as a travel friend before, but the most unbearable thing is that it seems that the salt hasn't been put in, no, no, no, I put a little bit, but it's too little, if it weren't for Lao Tzu's tongue, I couldn't taste it at all. Oh my God! O God!
Nima, isn't this just some kind of unknown green vegetable boiled in water? What is the difference between this and the pig food of later generations? The key is that it is still cold and cold, and pigs should also eat hot, okay? Ji Yan's heart suddenly became as cold as this dish, but his stomach was really angry, and he screamed at the right time. That's it, even if it's a piece of, Lao Tzu has to worship his stomach first. I didn't bite much, I closed my eyes and swallowed it with a grunt, I couldn't die!
Clamped another one and swallowed it into his stomach again, this time it didn't seem so difficult to swallow, Ji Yan couldn't help but sigh that the adaptability of human beings is really strong.
One of the chamberlains removed the first tripod, and another chamberlain came up with the second tripod. Just three vegetables? How is this eaten? Feed the cats?
Well? There is a smell of meat, Ji Yan snorted, and he was very happy in his heart, the meat is coming! The king of Zhou can be meat forest wine pool, even if Zhou Tianzi is shabby, but how can he say that he is also the son of heaven? The co-owner of the world, such an ordinary thing as meat, should naturally be eaten and not wanted! He thought to himself.
The inner attendant took out a piece of angular and hard stuff from the ding, put it into the other and sent it to Ji Yan.
It's a bone, a good thing! Could it be a roast leg of lamb? Do you have any spices? He could even hear the sizzling of the barbecue. Swallowing his saliva, Ji Yan couldn't wait to stretch out his chopsticks to clamp it, but it was slippery and slippery. Looking left and right, the maids in the palace all lowered their heads, only Wang Ding looked at him without blinking, he couldn't care so much, he threw away the chopsticks, and directly reached out to scoop up the bones, and quickly took a bite.
Yes! Depend on! His open mouth couldn't close all of a sudden, what the hell is this Nima? The smell of hair is called a bone into the marrow! On the surface of the bones, it is also covered with a layer of grease that has solidified due to cooling. Closing his eyes, Ji Yan bit off a piece of meat in a generous mood to die, and swallowed it into his stomach as fast as he could, definitely not daring to chew it, let alone taste it, it was purely to fill his stomach. The thing was actually very good, it was a large piece of pork chop, but it was not processed in any way, it was just cooked in water, maybe a little salt was put in it, but not much. Whatever, just eat the undead.
Immediately afterwards, a few vegetarian dishes came up mixed with meat dishes, and the vegetarian dishes were basically unnamed, some were close to carrots, but not so crispy, and some were close to beans, but not so thin; In addition to pork, meat dishes also include beef, mutton, and fish, and each dish has only one taste: the original flavor, and the so-called original flavor of later dishes is simply weak compared to it. The amount can only be described as pitiful, anyway, when I ate the sixth ding, I was half full, my stomach was not very hungry, and my mouth couldn't stand it anymore.
"No more, no more!" Ji Yan almost screamed.
The waiters looked at Wang Ding, she nodded slightly, and the waiter holding the ding couldn't hide her surprised expression, thinking that eighty percent of the leftover dishes were going to enter their stomachs, Ji Yan sneered in her heart: Is it worth being so happy? Pig food, food that pigs don't eat!
"Would the king like some rice?" The chamberlain asked respectfully on the side.
"Rice rice?" Ji Yan suddenly came to his senses: "Why didn't you say it earlier?" ”
"My king came too quickly, the slaves and maids couldn't prepare, and the chef and supervisor just brought rice."
"It's hot, isn't it?"
"Yes."
"Then don't you hurry up and bring it up."
"No."
Eating the steaming rice, Ji Yan felt that he was resurrected with full blood in an instant, and he ate with relish even if there were no vegetables.
Finally filled his stomach, put down his rice bowl, and the waiter took the last tripod and put it on the table: "King, please use soup." ”
The soup is a good thing, but Ji Yan is very hesitant, to drink it, or not to drink it? That's a problem. Drink it, I'm afraid it's like water and don't vomit it, it's hard to fill his stomach, he is reluctant to spit it out again, but what if this soup is different from the dish? What if there were countless good things in it that I had never thought of? It's not that soup is the essence of a meal, not to mention that this is a soup for the Son of Heaven to drink. The images of various soups naturally appeared in his mind: purple and yellow seaweed and egg drop soup, thick and thick fish head tofu soup, spicy and spicy soup, and light and refreshing winter melon pork rib soup...... It's salivaing! No way, as a white-collar worker who has lived in a southern city for a long time, it is irresistible to Tang Nature. He didn't hesitate any longer, picked up the tripod in both hands and sniffed deeply.
He sniffed it, causing him to talk about the soup for several months. Fishy, shameful, rancid, smelly...... All kinds of smells came to my nose, and it seemed that there was a loud "boom" in my head, and I only felt that my soul was blown away, and the whole person was instantly dizzy, and I didn't even understand how to return to the dormitory next.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty." Wang Ding kept calling for the Son of Heaven who was lying on the bed, and his heart was full of horror, for fear that the Son of Heaven, who had just survived and seemed to have grown up, would leave him again, and the sky that had risen again would fall again.
Ji Yan didn't really faint, but the blow to him from the meal just now was too great, and now he is not in the mood to open his eyes or respond at all. It doesn't matter if you don't have comfortable clothes, it doesn't matter if you don't have all kinds of entertainment, you can even accept the bombardment without all kinds of information, since you go back to ancient times, you have to have the consciousness of becoming an ancient, and you have to adapt yourself to the new identity as soon as possible. However, the harsh reality of having no delicious dishes drove him crazy, which made his tongue and body and mind who had been tempered by all kinds of delicious foods in his previous life how to deal with themselves?
From the meal, I thought of my wife in my previous life. The wife is a "man who wants to grasp his heart, first he must grasp the man's stomach." Every weekend, she always makes all kinds of delicious dishes to make her man's stomach comfortable, and then surrenders to her carefully constructed siege.
Wife, I miss you so much! Ji Yan felt hot liquid slip out of his eyes.
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