Chapter 2 - Normal People Can't Do These Things [Part II]

"There are too many abnormal things, so I'll pick a few random things and tell you. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info said that after borrowing money, three months passed in a blink of an eye, this guy can't pay the money, but the bad thing is that a few days ago he actually asked Daddy Yang to take some strange bricks to the market to sell, and each brick actually asked for a price - I won't say it first, sister, you have seen more things than me, guess how much? ”

"Strange bricks?" Chen Ruolan was stunned for a moment, and then guessed a random number, "Ten coppers?" ”

"Guess again!"

"Fifteen? …… Twenty? …… Isn't that right? Well, thirty! ”

"Sister, you underestimate how abnormal this guy is. Let me tell you, for the broken brick he got out of nowhere, he really dares to scream, a hundred coppers a piece! ”

Tang'er giggled after speaking, the wonderful expression on her sister's face was obviously all in her expectation, and after laughing for a while, a pair of pink and white little fists suddenly clenched tightly, gritted her teeth and said: "Dare to love him, he is only responsible for setting the price, anyway, it is Daddy Yang who is setting up a stall to sell, and it is Daddy Yang who is booed and laughed at, what does it have to do with him?" Sister, you know, it is the top green brick nowadays, in the most in short supply, you can buy two pieces of copper if you kill a copper, if you buy it in large quantities, the price is afraid that it can be more affordable. This guy has a useless broken brick, and it takes a hundred copper to buy one, do you think he has a bad brain, or is he crazy for money? ”

Chen Ruolan was silent for a while, obviously thinking about this not very normal thing, "What is his brick made of?" What is it used for? It's so expensive, I'm afraid it's not an ordinary brick used in construction, right? Have you asked around, maybe there's something you don't know about? Seeing is believing......"

Tang'er was angry and funny: "Do I still need to ask, now these bricks are in our shop, this is enough to see is believing, right?" ”

“…… Yes? Chen Ruolan was a little surprised, "...... What's going on here? ”

"Alas, I also obeyed this man. It is said that Daddy Yang worked hard, like a fool to set up a stall for him for a few days, and the magic brick was stunned that it was not sold - if I want to say, if it can be sold, even if it is a piece, it will really be a hell, unless any kind person treats Daddy Yang as a real fool, and sees him as a pity and is a charity to him, if not, I am afraid that it will be sold until the Year of the Monkey and the month of the horse, and I don't want anyone to buy it. He didn't sell a copper, and he didn't have the money to pay me back, so he simply asked Daddy Yang to store the bricks in our shop, saying that he could sell them to passing customers, and if he sold copper, he would give us some commissions, and the rest would be returned to me directly to offset the loan. ”

"He said consignment, and you agreed?"

"It's not him, it's Daddy Yang. But in my opinion, the idea of consignment is also from that guy eight out of ten, but he is cunning, and he asked Daddy Yang to tell me that he must have calculated it correctly and I can't bear to refuse Daddy Yang. ”

Chen Ruolan smiled. This is equivalent to having a fixed consignment point, not only do not prepay the venue fee, labor costs, the passenger flow is also considerable, although some commissions, but that is after the transaction to give, if not sold, naturally do not have to give a penny. She is a veteran in the business field, how can she not know the truth of this, and she also thinks this person is interesting when she hears this.

"Since it is stored in our shop for sale, you must have seen this brick, what kind of brick is it?"

Tang'er couldn't help but snort: "Where did you get any gold bricks and jade tiles, those bricks are strangely tight, it is said that they are made of glutinous rice and gypsum powder...... I added some messy things, and I found a few wooden boards and nailed them into a broken mold, and dried them indiscriminately. The hardness is there, like a stone, and if it hits the foot, it must be a pain in the heart. It's angular, and the shape is very irregular, and I don't think it's easy to use with the pad table legs. ”

“…… Glutinous rice? …… Gypsum powder? Chen Ruolan thought for a while, but didn't come up with a reason, "Then did he say what the brick was used for?" Since it is consignment, I always want to tell you the selling point, right? ”

Tang'er let out a long sigh, looking completely defeated by that person: "For horses, cows, sheep, these livestock to eat, donkeys and mules can also eat, eat can grow fat, can work......"

Take bricks for the animals to eat? Chen Ruolan has always been a steady woman, and when she heard this, she was also a little messy, so she raised her hand and brushed the lock of black hair that hung down to her shoulders.

"Sister, don't laugh, this is not something I made up randomly. Daddy Yang said, these are the kid's original words, as if he was afraid that I would eat his precious bricks...... Oh, Third Uncle Niu was also present that day, I don't believe you asked him. It's as hard as a stone, the hammer can't be broken, and the cows and horses can't bite no matter how strong they are. ”

"Where are the bricks?"

"Throwing it in the stable behind the shop......"

"Huh?"

“…… Do you want me to put an incense table, spread wine and food, and offer it like a fairy? ”

"This is really a strange thing," Chen Ruolan was amused by her sister's words, she frowned and thought for a long time, but she couldn't figure out the reason, "Normal people really can't do such a thing...... Anything else? ”

"Absolutely!" Tang'er became excited again, "Since the brick incident, I have been a little curious about him, so I went to inquire about it, only to find that this person is really bad and has done many inexplicable things, such as...... Come to think of it, ruining soybeans is a ......"

"Waste soybeans? How to spoil? ”

"I also heard from others about this matter at first, but then I was afraid that I would wronged him, and second, this matter was a bit unbelievable, so I also specially asked Daddy Yang for verification...... It is said that after this guy borrowed money from me, he immediately started buying soybeans in large quantities. ”

"How much is a lot?"

"It is said that it cost two or three hundred copper miles and collected several baskets in their village. It was steamed first, and after it was steamed, it seemed to be sprinkled with flour, and the flour was specially fried by Daddy Yang. ”

Chen Ruolan thought for a moment and asked softly, "Sounds like you're making some kind of food...... That's not a bad deal, is it? ”

"Sister, the front is normal, but the show is in the back. I heard that this guy laid straw on the ground, covered it with a bamboo mat, and then spread the floured beans on top. Once laid, a mat is covered, followed by a layer of straw...... Some of them are thick, some of them are thin--these ask Daddy Yang probably know better, this guy also makes up numbers in each pile, and takes notes - anyway, he is weird, like a madman. Sister, think about it, where can a normal person do such a thing, of course others will be curious to ask, even an honest person like Daddy Yang, and he also became suspicious and asked him what he was doing. He didn't say anything, just told him to wait. Well, for the next few days, the man seemed to have forgotten about it completely, and just ignored it. But on the fifth day, Daddy Yang finally couldn't help it, and said a few words in front of him, saying that these things were useless, but they took up a piece of the boss's space, and he wanted to dispose of it, but he was anxious again, saying that he would wait. What is Daddy Yang waiting for, and what do you guess he answered? ”

"The heat has come slowly, the ripe beans have been covered like this, and they have been covered for so many days, I am afraid that they will rot away......" Chen Ruolan looked at her sister with a smile, her eyes were full of uncertain doubts, and after a long time, she asked a question that she thought was funny, "...... It's not waiting for the beans to rot, is it? ”

Tang'er's eyes widened: "God, sister, how did you guess it......"

“…… Did you really guess right? ”

"Although I didn't guess correctly, but it wasn't much worse, what this guy said almost didn't choke Daddy Yang to death at that time - 'Wait for them to get moldy'......"

Chen Ruolan was also a little ridiculous for a while: "This is really a weird person." ”

"Sister, do you think this is the end? You're underestimating how abnormal this guy is! After another day or two, these beans were really moldy without exception, some gave birth to black mold, some were white, and some were green, just thinking about it made my heart hairy, but this guy was so happy that he danced with his hands, and when he turned around, he threw all the beans that gave birth to black and white mold, leaving only the green ones, saying that green was good. Then start throwing in more beans and start all over again...... What a! ”

"That's not right...... Chen Ruolan frowned and fell into thought, "Tang'er, what about after the green mold, there should be a follow-up, right?" ”

"Of course, after spoiling the beans, I began to waste the salt -- I had to pick the best good salt, get several large vats, soak the beans that had been green mold with salt water, put them in the yard, and set up a canopy, exposed them to the sun and night, and told Father Yang to stir them once in two or three days. Poor Daddy Yang, I'm afraid I'll have to pinch my nose every time I stir......"

“…… And then what? ”

"And then? Sister, don't you think he spoiled enough things? ”

"It's not...... I mean, those soaked beans...... At some point, isn't it supposed to be ...... Is it done, or something like that? ”

Tang'er stuck out her tongue: "I don't know this, I haven't heard Daddy Yang mention it, go back and ask him - but even if it's really as you said, these strange acts are all to make those beans into some kind of peculiar flavor to eat, but this flavor is really too peculiar, right?" Moldy beans, no matter how delicious they are, how good can they be? …… Anyway, I won't eat it if you kill me! ”

Chen Ruolan smiled and nodded: "That's right, if you give me food, I also have to think about it." From this point of view, this person's various behaviors are indeed strange everywhere. However, although the two things of bricks and beans are unreasonable, they can't sit on the name of the black sheep on others? Tang'er, what are you talking about...... I'm afraid it's a little heavy. ”

Tang'er protested loudly: "Sister, glutinous rice, soybeans, flour, salt, which one is not food?" Isn't it hateful to do such nonsense, waste food, and use it to make that bullshit brick and inexplicable bean food? The fields of Yellow Ant Village have always been barren, and the whole village is living a tight life, and he is still fooling around like this, isn't this still a black sheep? ”

"Tang'er, my sister is a businessman, and she has always believed in a saying that no one will have a grudge against money. I believe that the person you are talking about, there must be a reason for this kind of behavior that we do not understand. ”

“…… Well, sister, since you say so, I can't help it. However, what I just said about this person's evil deeds is only the tip of the iceberg, and I am not adding the title of this black sheep indiscriminately. ”

"Oh? What could be more bizarre than not? ”

The angry girl gritted her teeth and almost didn't shout: "It's bizarre, it's outrageous!" ”