Although this voice was scolding, when it came to Sun Lang's ears, it was even more beautiful than Xianle. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 He quickly crawled on the ground, staring carefully at the little pointed mouth of the charcoal head to see if it would still open its mouth to speak.

I saw that it was still chewing corn cakes in its mouth, and at the same time it stretched out the small paw of its right hand, made a gesture of raising its middle finger at him, and scolded with its mouth open: "Shaft! The old man is enjoying the food, do you look at the birds? ”

Rats can really talk!!

Not only that, but it even gives a middle finger!!

"Ah!!h Rao is Sun Lang had been mentally prepared in advance, and he was also shocked by its action, and retreated back again and again. He stumbled and sat down in the haystack behind him.

The charcoal head had finished eating the corn cake, and his two little paws covered his mouth in front of him, and he laughed repeatedly: "Hey, hey, hahahaha...... Look at your timid appearance, no wonder everyone looks down on you. It was a rat itself, and it actually laughed at Sun Lang for being as timid as a mouse.

Sun Lang saw that he was being ridiculed by rats, his self-esteem suddenly exploded, he settled down, and pretended to say calmly: "Who ...... Who said I'm scared, I'm ...... I just haven't seen a talking rat before......"

"Phew! Who said the old man was a rat? The charcoal head suddenly erected his beard and crossed his two front paws, looking extremely angry.

"Haha...... Hahaha......" Sun Lang was no longer afraid at this time, but suddenly burst out laughing.

The charcoal head said angrily: "Why are you laughing? ”

Sun Lang smiled with tears in his eyes and said, "It's really ...... It's too funny, a black mouse, not only can talk, but also doesn't admit that he is a mouse, and what's even more ridiculous is that he has to call himself an old man, hahahaha......"

Tantou was obviously extremely annoyed, and Xiaohong's nose couldn't stop stirring, and reprimanded: "I'm more than 2,800 years old, what's the matter, what's wrong with calling yourself an old man?" ”

Sun Lang was quite surprised, his eyes widened and said, "You? Are you two thousand eight hundred years old? ”

The charcoal head nodded his head, looking very arrogant, and said, "What, isn't it like that?" ”

Sun Lang squatted on the ground suspiciously, secretly thinking in his heart, and muttered: "I heard that the life cycle of a mouse is only a few years, why can you, a mouse, live for more than 2,000 years?" You must be lying, don't believe it, I don't believe it! ”

The charcoal head was even more angry, pointing at his paws and scolding: "Duh! You, the lowliest little immortal in the Heavenly Court, dare to be so presumptuous! The old man said that I am not a rat! ”

Sun Lang was shocked: "You are not a mouse, so what are you?" You...... And how do you know that I am the reincarnation of a little fairy? ”

Seeing that he was surprised, Tantou became triumphant again, and said with a sinister smile: "Hey, hey, hey...... The old man's name, saying it scares you...... It's better not to say it......"

Sun Lang swallowed and spat, "You...... You say...... I'm not afraid ......."

The charcoal head shook his head, raised his two paws, and raised his tail to the sky, and said: "Listen up, the old man is none other than the purple gold flower fox marten under the throne of Duowentian!" ”

The first time Sun Lang heard about the purple gold flower fox marten, he didn't know why, and he couldn't help scratching his head when he stretched out his hand.

Tantou Qi said: "Huh? The old man is famous, why didn't you get scared and run away in a hurry? Have you never heard of the famous purple gold flower fox marten? ”

Sun Lang shook his head dumbly, and replied quite simply: "There is indeed no ......"

The charcoal head squeaked twice and scolded angrily: "Humph! The shaft is not enough and conspiracy! Talking to a yellow-mouthed child like you who has never seen the world is really like playing the piano to a cow! ”

Sun Lang said lightly: "I won't tell you, I have lived in the seventy-seven and forty-ninth worlds, and I have seen a lot of the world, but I really haven't heard of the name of the purple gold flower fox mink......"

The charcoal head seemed to be quite hit, drooped his ears, and stopped talking with a gloomy face.

Sun Lang asked again: "Since you are the little mink of the Heavenly King, why did you come to the mortal world?" ”

The charcoal head said hatefully: "Hmph! It's not like you're holding you down! ”

"Blame me? What does it have to do with me? Sun Lang was very wronged.

Tantou said angrily: "If you didn't have to be reincarnated as a prince and general, the old man would not have been thrown out by the stupid Duowen Heavenly King, and was thrown outside the immortal well, and the immortal soul smashed on a rat, hum!" It's really annoying old man! ”

Only then did Sun Lang understand that when he was reincarnated in the mortal world, this purple gold-flowered fox marten actually fell with him into the space-time rift outside the Immortal Descending Well, and traveled to the Three Kingdoms of the Later Han Dynasty. Although he was reborn as a concubine who everyone looked at coldly, compared to the charcoal head who was reborn as a mouse, he was already extremely lucky, so he couldn't help laughing.

"How dare you laugh at the old man? Soldiers can be killed, but not humiliated! The charcoal head seemed to be quite irritated, and his claws kept scratching in the air, wanting to bite Sun Lang.

Sun Lang felt even more funny, and said happily: "No matter who you were in your previous life, now you are just a mouse, both of us are from heaven, and we have the same disease, I think you are still honest and obedient to be my cute pet, haha!" ”

Tantou was furious and scolded: "Cute pet? This is a great humiliation to the old man! The old man would rather die than obey! I think you must be impatient, I want to taste the power of the old man's pair of big teeth! After speaking, he leaned on Sun Lang's feet, and opened his mouth to bite him.

Sun Lang was not angry, and picked up the only remaining piece of corn from the bag, and said, "I don't know how powerful your big plate teeth are, I only know that I still have a corn cake, which can subdue you......"

When Tantou saw the corn cake, his expression changed instantly, his eyes shone again, his tongue hung out, as if he was a hungry puppy, and gasped: "Cake...... The old man loves to eat cakes...... Give me a ......."

"Then are you still rude to my son?"

"No, no, give me bread!"

"Are you still going to bite me?"

"No, no, you picked me back from the mountain, the old man can't think of you, why do you still bite you? Hurry up and give the old man a cake! ”

"Hmm...... That's not bad, so are you my cute pet? ”

"Yes, yes, yes! As long as there is bread to eat, whatever you say! Give it to me! ”

Sun Lang discovered the weakness of the charcoal head's gluttony, and subdued it with one move, laughing, and handed it the only remaining piece of corn. Ignoring the charcoal, he lowered his head and ate it in a muffled voice, and after a while, the whole corn cake was all eaten, and a small belly was round.

It sat on the ground, burped a lot, and said slowly: "It's okay to be your pet, anyway, the old man is also the pet of the King of Heaven in Heaven." It's just that you can't call me 'charcoal head' anymore in the future, this name is too stupid, and the old man will not accept it! ”

Sun Lang feigned anger and said, "Hmph! Where is your room for bargaining? Do you still want to eat corn cakes? ”

The temptation of corn cake was too great, and Tantou could only sigh when he heard his tough tone, and silently accepted this stupid nickname.