Chapter 413 413 Foolish Lack of Princes
Ten minutes later, Prince Abdul, who had a nosebleed, announced his surrender. He can tame the lion, and he has also practiced various fighting skills, but if he fights with Han Hu, he is not half a star.
"Barbarian, I won't be like you. Not...... My nose...... Oh......" Prince Abdul said to Han Hu while wiping his nosebleed: "I am the only one in this world who can find Long Xiaoqi, if you want to find him, you better be polite to me." Whether he's your brother-in-law or my brother-in-law, I'll talk about that question when I find him, okay? Now all we have to do is live together peacefully, and the first thing is to get something to eat. ”
"No problem, but one thing, I'm not a barbarian, I'm a moral and civilized person." Han Hu looked at Prince Abdul's tragic situation and grinned: "You are a prince, right?" Lao Tzu doesn't have any money now, so please invite me to eat. Not to mention, I'm really hungry and all my money is lost. ”
"Do you need money to eat?" Prince Abdul smiled disdainfully: "If you admit that Long Xiaoqi is my brother-in-law...... Forget it, I'll treat you to eat, after all, I'm a prince, and I have to be generous, I can't be as knowledgeable as someone like you. ”
The prince is the atmosphere, even if he is beaten, he must maintain his demeanor. This is also a way to win, a way to win from a high profile.
Han Hu rolled his eyes and didn't say anything. He really has no money now, isn't it good that someone is willing to invite him to dinner? Those who don't eat something are stupid, and smart people will never get along with those who invite them to dinner.
Following Prince Abdul, he came to a scone shop.
"Eat as much as you want." Prince Abdul said in a grand manner: "I have eaten this kind of cake, and it tastes very good. You're welcome, just eat as you like. ”
Han Hu is not a polite person, he picked up a piece of cake and devoured it. While eating, this thing despised the other party in his heart: Nima, what about the prince? The prince invited someone to dinner, and invited this thing? Grass, what a grandma's slamming door!
But Prince Abdul didn't seem to feel like he was picking on the door, and he picked up a loaf of bread and ate it with relish. For him, this kind of thing is much better than his own food, although it is rough, but it has a different flavor.
The two guys stood at the door of the store and ate as if no one was there, and when one cake was finished and was about to eat the second one, the boss stretched out his hand to them with a mountain knife: "Money, if you continue to eat, pay the money first." ”
"Find him!" Han Hu pointed to Prince Abdul.
"Money?" Prince Abdul shrugged his shoulders and said to his boss: "I am very rich and rich, and I declare that your bread can be exported." When I go back, your bread will be sold directly to the palace of Prince Abdul in Saudi Arabia. When the time comes, my butler will give you a large sum of money that will surely satisfy you. But now...... I never go out with money, because I don't need money at all. You know, money is just a string of numbers in my eyes, and it proves that money exists...... Well, I don't even know what to prove the existence of money, but I have money, lots and lots of money. To tell you the truth, you are developed, really developed......"
Prince Abdul looked calm, picked up two cakes and gave them to Han Hu, showed a reserved and noble smile, turned around and took Han Hu away.
"Bastards, two guys who eat white food, you're dead!" The boss was furious, and slashed at them with a mountain knife, shouting at the top of his voice: "Come on, meet two guys who eat white food, hack them to death!" ”
"Wow!"
Seven or eight young men rushed out, wielding knives and carrying benches, towards Prince Abdul and Han Hu.
"Holy! You don't have any money?! "Han Hu is going crazy.
"I've got money! Really rich! Prince Abdul said seriously: "To tell you the truth, I really don't lack money. Do you know how many oil fields I have under my name? You know my name......"
"You've got a fart! If you don't run, you'll be hacked to death! Han Hu pulled Prince Abdul and ran forward.
When he came across a fruit stand, he grabbed two sugar canes, threw one to Prince Abdul and said, "Take it for self-defense!" ”
The people in the back chased, and the people in front ran, but fortunately, these two guys ran fast, and they got rid of the people behind them after ten minutes.
"My bread! My cake is off! Prince Abdul shouted, and said with a look of pity: "This is the best cake I have ever tasted, it can really be exported, I just talked to them about this business, but unfortunately ......"
"Let's talk about a fart, let's eat a sugarcane first, and I'll get some money later." Han Hu took a bite of sugar cane hatefully.
Prince Abdul was helpless, he knew that the other party did not believe in him. But it doesn't matter, facts are always facts, and at a certain point, everyone will believe that he is rich and rich. The embarrassment at this time is only temporary, and it can be overcome in two weeks at most. If you lose the bread, eat this...... Whatever it is, let's talk about eating it and pressing it if it's hungry.
His Royal Highness the Prince bit down a mouthful of sugar cane, chewed hard, chewed hard, and waited until the sweet juice inside was chewed dry, and then swallowed it into his stomach with a stiff neck.
"Oh! Oh! ……”
Prince Abdul, who swallowed sugar cane, had his eyes wide open, his neck stretched out, and made a strange sound. His throat was jammed, and he was stuck with sugar cane...... What the hell is this thing? Why can't you swallow it? I'm sure I've ever drunk a liquid that tastes like this, but how can I ...... Not...... It's stuck, it's stuck, my throat is ......
Han Hu chewed the sugarcane one by one, and after chewing most of it, he suddenly found that Prince Abdul's face was flushed red, and the sugarcane was still on the side, and his two hands were stuck around his neck, like an old hen.
"Hey, can you still get stuck eating sugar cane? You are also unprecedented...... Oh my mother?! Have you eaten them all? Swallowed it?! Han Hu's eyes widened and he shouted, "Damn, you're really a joke, are you sent by the monkey to be funny?" Hahahaha...... It's the first time I've seen people eat sugarcane like this, hahahaha......"
"Hmm...... Uh-huh......"
Prince Abdul pointed hard at his throat and asked Han Hu for help.
Han Hu shook his head helplessly, stepped forward and punched the opponent in the lower abdomen.
"Vomit ......"
Prince Abdul vomited directly, spitting out the sugar cane stuck in his throat.
"Whew! Whew! ......" His Royal Highness the Prince gasped, jumped up and kicked the sugar cane with his foot and scolded: "What the hell is this? I don't want to eat it anymore, it's not delicious at all! ”
"Hahaha......" Han Hu laughed and pouted: "Turtle! ”
"I've got a grass, what do you say about me?" Prince Abdul glared at Han Hu and said, "I know this juice is delicious, but I haven't seen what it looks like, how do I know how it eats?" Turtles? Are you scolding Prince Abdul? Tell me, what is a turtle? ”
"The turtle is the old hat."
"What? Hat? What kind of hat is a dirt hat? ”
“……”
Han Hu was speechless, he thought this Prince Abdul was a little stupid? No, no, no, it's not just stupid, it's also stupid, and it's just a stupid comic comparison, which directly opens your own comic mode!
"I can make money!" Prince Abdul said suddenly.
"Huh? Do you make money? Han Hu thought he had misheard.
"Yes, I can dance with them!" Prince Abdul pointed to the teenagers dancing on the street with tape recorders, and said confidently: "I am Abdul, a young rock 'n' roll!" Come with me and show you what I'm capable of! ”
Prince Abdul walked over with a golden knife, stepped on the tape recorder of the street boy, and opened his mouth to spit out two words: heads-up!