Chapter Twenty-Nine: Femdom Daddy

Liu Yu was released, it was a big joy, Liu Xi should be happy, but this is not the case, Liu Xi has a weird face, which is too gripping. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info Liu Li thought that Yang Su had abolished Liu Yu in order to vent his anger, and then denied the idea. Because if this is the case, Liu Xi will not have a strange face, but a sad and angry face.

What's going on? Liu Xi didn't want to say it, Liu Li thought that it was better to go and see it with his own eyes, and the wind rushed towards the house.

"Haha!" I heard Zheng Qianqian's laughter from afar.

Zheng Qianqian is a very cultivated person, abiding by etiquette, even if she laughs, she will not laugh so loudly and so openly, which makes Liu Li's curiosity even greater.

"I'm laughing to death! I'm laughing to death! Zheng Qianqian's laughter was intermittent, as if she couldn't catch her breath and was about to die.

Liu Li listened to it in his ears, and his curiosity increased even more, and he stepped into the house and saw the situation in the house clearly.

"Let's go." Liu Li's jaw slammed on the ground, and his eyes fell out.

Liu Yu did not lack arms or legs, nor did he have bruises all over his body, he was so good that he was drinking water vigorously. The image of him drinking water, if Liu Li hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he wouldn't have believed that there were people in this world who hadn't drunk water so much.

Liu Yu held a porcelain basin filled with water, opened his big mouth, and drank it fiercely, looking at him like that, as if he had never drunk water in his life, even the thirsty cow that had traveled hundreds of miles could not compare to him.

His belly was round, much larger than that of a pregnant woman with twins.

The most bizarre thing is that there is a big wooden barrel next to Liu Yu, and there is less than half a bucket of water in it. Liu Li drank all the water in the porcelain basin in a few sips, poured a full basin from the wooden barrel, tilted his neck, and poured it into his mouth, as if he was not enjoying the drink.

"......" Liu Li is a man in two lives and has seen a lot of knowledge, so he has never seen such a thing of drinking water, and he is directly speechless.

Liu Lizhi looked stunned, Liu Yu drank all the remaining water in the barrel, and roared: "Someone! Fetch me water! Be quick! I'm dying of thirst. ”

Liu Li was shocked and asked, "Dad, what's wrong with you?" ”

"What's wrong? Thirsty! Liu Yu replied very briefly.

"Dad, I know you're thirsty, but you can't drink so much water." Liu Li said: "Dad, do you know how much water you drink?" Even a big bull can't drink so much. Can you fit your belly? You're not afraid of bursting. ”

The wooden barrel is not small, if it is full, even a big bull will not be able to drink it, Liu Yu actually drank it all, which is too shocking.

"If you eat that much salt, you can try it." Liu Yu was very angry.

"Salt?" Liu Limeng circled and said, "Dad, although salt is inseparable, you can't eat it indiscriminately, what are you doing with eating so much?" ”

"What do you mean I eat so much? I don't want to ...... either" Liu Yu didn't finish his sentence, his old face turned red all of a sudden, like a monkey's buttocks, and said, "Li'er, it's okay, it's okay." ”

Seeing it, he was embarrassed to say that something must have happened that made Liu Yu unspeakable.

"Mother, what's going on?" Liu Yu didn't say it, isn't there still Zheng Qianqian? Liu Li asked the old lady.

"Li'er, before your father was released, he was poured a belly of salt water by the jailers on death row." Zheng Qianqian's eyebrows fluttered, she trembled with laughter, and said, "As soon as your father came back, he shouted that he was dying of thirst and wanted to drink water." Li'er, do you know how many buckets of water your dad drank? ”

"That's enough." Liu Yu shouted.

Zheng Qianqian was about to lift his old bottom, and he had to be annoyed.

Liu Li understood, this must be Yang Su's idea. In order to protect himself, he had to save Liu Yu, but Yang Su didn't want to cheapen Liu Yu like this, and wanted him to suffer a little, so he had this incident.

Yang Su is worthy of being Yang Su, so insidious, so subordinate, so vicious, so shameless, he actually poured salt water on Liu Yu. However, I like it, if someone upsets Lao Tzu in the future, I will also pour salt water on him, salty him to death, and thirst him to death.

Liu Li, who figured it out, finally understood why Liu Xi had a weird face, this thing is really rare, and it makes people cry and laugh.

"Dad, how many barrels have you drunk?" Liu Li had a wicked smile on his face, his big eyes and small eyes were squeezed together, and he couldn't say it was ugly.

"Is this what you can ask?" Liu Yu's face was flat, he picked up his father's style, and reprimanded.

"Dad, or I'll guess." Liu Li's evil smile was even worse.

"Don't say it." Liu Yu's old face turned even redder.

For others, this is a joke, so funny, and it makes people spray rice. For the party Liu Yu, it was very humiliating and unbearable for him.

"Dad, you've drunk three barrels, haven't you?" Liu Li squatted in front of Liu Yu with a smile and said happily.

"How do you know?" Liu Yu was stunned for a moment and asked.

"Li'er, how do you know?" Zheng Qianqian was also surprised.

Meng's Bab. If she had drunk a bucket, Zheng Qianqian would have said it a long time ago. Therefore, it is impossible for Liu Yu to drink one bucket of water, and it is possible to drink two buckets. Liu Li went to Dorimon again, and he was right.

"Dad, you're amazing. Three buckets of water, even a big bull can't drink so much. Liu Li teased.

"You still say." Liu Yu only felt that his face was hot.

"Dad, you have eaten so much salt, haven't you become a salt man? You're about to become a salty man, aren't you? Liu Li smiled, his big eyes and small eyes were squeezed together, and there were as many thieves as he wanted.

"You...... Dare to say it, I can't spare you. Liu Yu was so helpless by Liu Li that he could only blow his beard and stare at him.

"Dad, you're also a college scholar, you won't force the salt out?" Liu Li was a little disappointed.

"If I were a military general, with my current state, I would naturally be able to force the salt out. But I'm a literati, it's useless. If it were a Magi, it would have been possible. Liu Yu was a little helpless.

The body of the literati is weak, and the body of the scholar is not as good as the body of the military generals of the same realm, and Liu Yu can't do this. If he were a general, he could do that.

Perhaps, it was Yang Su who knew this, so he used this insidious method to clean up Liu Yu.

This insidious method made Liu Yu a laughing stock, but it was much better than being killed.

"Anyway, it's a good thing that our family is reunited." Zheng Qianqian saw Liu Li's thief, and looking at him, she must carry out the teasing to the end, and she was busy playing a round.

Liu Yu was put on death row, it stands to reason that there is no hope, with Yang Su's hatred for Liu Yu, he is eager to kill the Liu family. Now, Liu Yu can be released, and the family of three can be reunited, which is a great joy.

"Rebel, you are so bold, you dare to beg Yang Su's old thief." However, what was unexpected was that Liu Yu's face changed, his eyes widened, and he shouted at Liu Li.

Liu Li was a little confused, where did this cheap dad sing? It's finally a family reunion, you should be happy and happy, what are you angry about?

"Master, what are you angry about?" Zheng Qianqian was also confused, and it took a long time to come back to her senses.

"Rebel, let me tell you, even if I die, I can't ask Yang Su, the old thief. He brought disaster to the country and the people, misled the country and the king, and accepted his favor, and my Liu Yu had no light on my face. Liu Yu said hatefully.

Liu Yu is bent on being a loyal minister, thinking that loyalty and treachery are not mutually exclusive, he hates Yang Su so much that his teeth itch, let him bear Yang Su's kindness and save his life, he can't accept it in his heart.

As soon as he heard this, Liu Li's anger jumped up. This cheap dad is too unrememberable, which kind of loyal servant are you? Last time, didn't I tell you that loyal ministers are worthless? You're a loyal servant.

Okay, I will give you another "emancipation of the mind", and ask you to deeply reflect and realize your mistakes.

"Do you think I'm willing to go to Yang Su's mansion?" Liu Li calmed his face and said, "Do you know how dangerous Yang Su's mansion is?" There is the Longtan Tiger's Den, which is not worse than the Imperial Palace. You know how much I risked to save you? I've been dead and alive, and I've been in the ghost gate a few times, you know? ”

Yang Su's mansion hides a dragon and a crouching tiger, and the master is like a cloud, no worse than the palace. Liu Li went to Yang Su's mansion and persuaded Yang Su to save Liu Yu, which was no different from breaking into the tiger's den in Longtan.

"Yes." Zheng Qianqian also came to help, and said: "The master, in order to save you, Li'er is risking his head, if you don't say that he is good, forget it, you still have to discipline him, what kind of truth is this?" You make it clear to me. ”

The old lady is so good, this gang is very good.

"You two mothers and sons, don't give me this set." Liu Yu did not back down, his anger surged, and said: "Yang Su is a traitor, I am a loyal minister, since ancient times, loyalty and treachery have not been separated, you are disgrace to me." ”

"Haha." Liu Yu was furious and roared, but Liu Li looked up to the sky as if he had heard a joke, and laughed, laughing so much that the fat of his body trembled.

"What are you laughing at?" Liu Yu and Zheng Qianqian were a little stunned and asked in unison.

"Dad, Dad, I laugh at you so ignorant, your book has been read in vain." Liu Li cracked the corners of his mouth, and his big mouth was about to crack to the root of his ears.

"I don't know what's going on? Did I read my book in vain? Liu Yu didn't follow it, and sneered: "I don't read poetry and books, and when the emperor was on the list, I won't be reasonable?" You make it clear to me. ”

Liu Yu's fame and future are based on his talent, not because of the inflammatory trend, and he is really not convinced.

"Yang Su is a traitor, but compared to Yang Jian, he is far inferior. Let me tell you, Yang Jian is the biggest traitor! Liu Li's face was shocked, and his words were amazing.

"What? Rebel, you are so bold, you dare to slander the first emperor? I'll kill you! Liu Yu fell into the crotch of his pants like a charcoal fire, jumping high, his eyes were full of anger.

He was very convinced by Emperor Wen of Sui, and Liu Yu actually said that Emperor Wen of Sui was the biggest traitor, and he really couldn't accept it.

"I'm telling you, I'm right!" Liu Li said in a deep voice: "Yang Jian was originally a minister of the Northern Zhou Dynasty, but because of his status as the ruler of the country, he seized power, became the emperor, and established the Sui Dynasty. If he was a loyal minister, he should have recovered the Northern Zhou Dynasty, instead of taking the Northern Zhou Dynasty. Am I wrong, you say? ”

"......" Liu Yu was speechless.

Liu Li was not wrong, Emperor Wen of Sui was originally a minister of the Northern Zhou Dynasty, because his daughter Yang Lihua was the queen of the Northern Zhou Dynasty, and he grasped the power as the ruler of the country, established his own power, and then seized the country of the Northern Zhou Dynasty. If Emperor Wen of Sui was a loyal minister, he should do his best to assist the emperor of the Northern Zhou Dynasty, instead of taking the country of the Northern Zhou Dynasty and becoming the emperor himself.

"There are so many traitors in history who were beheaded, exterminated, and exterminated by the Nine Clans, because they were not traitorous enough! Rape to the point of Yang Jian, become the emperor himself, who can help him? Who would dare to help him? Liu Li sneered: "Dad, let me tell you, if you want to be a traitor, don't be a loyal minister!" ”