Chapter 17 Urgency to urinate in the latrine
"Yan'er, you just treated me like this for such a poor and dumb person?" Zhao Zhongming was hit by the splashed gravel, and he was very annoyed, and his jealousy of Lin Fusheng was even stronger. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Li Yan'er raised her little face slightly, put away the ribbon in her hand, and said, "I just don't like you to bully the weak." Dumb, he didn't mess with you, why did he laugh at people like that. Li Yan'er was still a little stumbling and incoherent when she spoke, as if she was about to change her breath after saying a few words. This is a trait common to all the conversations of a child of her age.
The more Li Yan'er spoke for Lin, the more angry Zhao Zhongming became. He simply ignored Li Yan'er, but took two steps forward, stood in front of the ox cart, forced his eyes at Lin Fu, and said, "Dumb, you come down." I'm going to play fair with you! ā
Yes?? Compete? Fight for what? Fight for a four-year-old and a little younger?
Stop having fun!
I'm not blaming Beibei.
Facing the entanglement of these little children, Lin Fusheng seemed very tired, sitting on the ox cart, picking his ears and eyes with one hand, frowning, as if he was looking at Zhao Zhongming, and did not nod or shake his head.
"Don't say I'm bullying you. Yan'er didn't say that even the master praised you for being smart and writing well. Then let's write! Zhao Zhongming held his head high and looked at Lin Fusheng with a very provocative look.
Zhao Zhongming is the oldest among all the schoolchildren, and his handwriting is also the best among all the schoolchildren. Since, Yan'er said that Lin Fusheng's handwriting is good, it is just right, and it is not a bully compared to writing.
"Yes, than writing! Compare, compare! āā¦ā¦
A group of schoolchildren followed suit.
Among the crowd, only Li Yan'er was on Lin Fusheng's side, she walked to the ox cart, glared at Zhao Zhongming and the others, and said to Lin Fusheng: "Dumb, compare with him, my grandfather said that your words are better than them, don't be afraid." ā
Zhao Zhongming, who said one sentence, was even more angry, and his small chest fell together, and two clouds of white smoke came out of his nose. "Come down! Let's try! Zhao Zhongming urged impatiently.
Lin Fusheng looked at this aggressive little rooster in embarrassment, compare with him, it's really cheap, don't compare with him, look at this posture, it's still not good.
Lin Fusheng and Zhao Zhongming looked at each other like this, one with fire in his eyes and the other with an innocent face.
Huh? Lin Fusheng suddenly felt a tightness in his bladder at this time.
Want to boo.
People have three urgencies, and they are better than coming back. Lin Fusheng covered his stomach and signaled to Zhao Zhongming that he was in urgent need of urine and urgently needed to release water. Immediately, he jumped out of the ox cart and headed out into the bushes in the mountains.
Seeing this, Zhao Zhongming was stunned at first, but then laughed out loud and said to Li Yan'er: "Did you see it?" Yan'er, that dumb man can't write at all. As soon as he said that he wanted to compete, look at him, he was so scared that he hid in the bushes and didn't dare to come out! ā
Li Yan'er also felt strange, this dumb person, what is running! pouted, "What won't be, he obviously ......"
"Brother Zhao, that dumb man doesn't seem to be running away." Someone next to him understood what Lin Fusheng meant and reminded.
"What's that?"
"He seems to be going to Xiaojie!"
"Huh?!" Zhao Zhongming had a fever in his face again, so he didn't try with me, but went to relieve me. "How can it be!"
Zhao Zhongming rushed straight behind Lin Fusheng and shouted: "Dumb, this is the land of saints, you are not allowed to solve it here!" ā
Lin Fusheng had just unfastened half of his belt, and suddenly there was an extra person behind him, so anxious that he hurriedly tied it again.
Boo, boo, don't make people boo.
These kids are so annoying.
If you don't let me relieve myself on the mountain, then I'll change places.
Lin Fusheng didn't look at Zhao Zhongming directly, turned around and walked out of the bushes, ran to a big tree by the stream, carried everyone on his back, and was just about to untie his belt, when Zhao Zhongming appeared in front of him again.
"The land has a land god, if you anger the land of our Li Village, can you afford to pay for it? You are not allowed to do such filthy things here! ā
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It's annoying!
God, I can't afford to mess with it. If there is a drought or flood in Li Village afterwards, it will depend on me again, no, no.
Lin Fusheng felt more and more urgent, so he simply avoided Zhao Zhongming and ran to the creek. There is no way to avoid the crowd by the stream, but there is no way. I'm really urgent.
Just as he was about to untie his belt, the annoying sound came again. "There is a water god in the water! Don't let you know it! ā
Lin Fusheng covered his lower abdomen, very anxious, but he didn't let him shush anywhere. He looked at Zhao Zhongming hatefully, he really should have awarded you a red armband for you to wear on your arm.
Everyone looked at Lin Fusheng's anxious appearance and burst into laughter.
Zhao Zhongming laughed even more.
Seeing that the schoolchildren were laughing at Lin Fusheng, Li Yan'er ran to Zhao Zhongming angrily and asked, "How can there be so many words, you are a bully!" ā
"Hahaha......, Yan'er, look at his appearance, isn't it funny......" Zhao Zhongming turned around and looked at Lin Fusheng while laughing, wanting to see his embarrassment again. Huh? What are you doing? But as soon as he turned around, Zhao Zhongming was startled.
I saw Lin Fusheng, who was unbuttoning his belt at Zhao Zhongming with a big grin, and his pants had just been lowered a little.
"What are you doing?" Zhao Zhongming jumped and jumped away. Glaring at Lin Fusheng in horror, he asked.
Lin Fusheng pursed his lips, but walked towards Zhao Zhongming's side again.
Zhao Zhongming didn't dare to let him get closer, so he couldn't help but retreat step by step.
In this way, one chased with his pants, and the other hid with a blue face, and the situation when one was going to pee just now and the other was not allowed to do so, the whole role was reversed.
The schoolchildren didn't understand what Lin Fusheng was doing, and they all looked at the two of them in a circle.
At this time, a simple laughter sounded not far away, and everyone saw that it was the last little fat man to roll down the mountain. I saw him holding a small lump of fat on his belly, and he leaned back and smiled back, "Haha, the dumb man is going to pee on you, Brother Zhao." ā
"Huh? Go to the side, why pee on me? Zhao Zhongming hid while breathing.
After being reminded by the little fat man, the schoolchildren all understood. One by one, they covered their mouths and snickered.
Li Yan'er patted her head, understood, and said with a smile: "Hehehe, who told you that there are gods everywhere who can't pee." You're not a god! You who are not afraid of sin! Hahaha......"
Zhao Zhongming saw that he was ridiculed by everyone, and he became more and more resentful of Lin Fusheng, and shouted at the top of his voice: "There is a difference between men and women, you dare to untie your pants in front of Yan'er, see if I don't tell the master......" Saying that, Zhao Zhongming thought about it, and he was not a student of the master.
Li Yan'er listened but disagreed, "Grandpa said, I'm just a doll, not a woman." Besides, we sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes don't have so many courtesies. Dumb, I'm not afraid, you take it off! ā
Yes!? Lin Fusheng's face turned red, and countless black lines appeared on his head.
Where did this wild girl come from, where is she a little bit like a girl in the master's house? With such a wild temperament, it's no wonder that she doesn't like red makeup and loves riding clothes.
After Li Yan'er shouted like this, Lin Fusheng couldn't play with Zhao Zhongming anymore, and jumped into the bushes with his pants and opened the gate to release water.
And Zhao Zhongming seemed to have been rescued, and he no longer dared to stop Lin Fusheng from peeing.
Call! Finally relieved.
After a long drought, it is nectar, and the urgency of urination is seen in the latrine.
Life is also very lucky.