Chapter 53: Giving birth to a son without an asshole
On the table of the Eight Immortals, Long Yuguan raised his wine glass and faced Mu Tian, Mu Tian stood up very friendly, bent down and touched the wine glass with Long Yuguan and said, "Cheers." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ā
Long Yuguan raised his head and drank all the wine in the cup, and praised with a smile: "The apprentices of Senior Zhou are just different, and they know the general situation. ā
As soon as Long Yuguan finished speaking, he saw Mu Tian turn his head and spit out the wine he had just entered. "Bah, damn it, this wine was sweet and sweet just now, how can I touch a glass, it becomes a smell of horse urine." Mu Tian said with a frown, wiping his mouth in disgust.
Long Yuguan had a black line on his head, thinking that Mu Tian was an interesting person who gave face, but he didn't expect that as soon as he praised him here, this kid scolded himself vigorously. Gu Tianying and the others secretly laughed, this Mu Tian is really bad.
Long Yuguan looked at the faces of Gu Tianying and Chu Xianlai, and he didn't ask them to drink very interestingly, and directly skipped the two of them and raised their wine glasses to Song Lun. As soon as he wanted to speak, Chu Xilai interrupted with a glare: "The surname is Long, everyone is accompanied by wine, how did you come to my two brothers, you just jumped over?" What do you mean? Do you look down on our brothers? ā
Long Yuguan frowned, knowing that Chu Evil was on the same page with him today, but this time Chu Evil was reasonable, he really shouldn't jump the two of them over.
"Just now I saw that the two brothers had a bad complexion, so I didn't want to persuade him to drink more, since he put forward his opinion, Long Mou punished himself with a glass first." Long Yuguan drank all the wine in the cup in one gulp, and Shi Jintao on the side carried a pot to fill it for him.
"Come, I haven't asked the two brothers for their names." Long Yuguan raised his glass and said to Gu Tianying and Chu Evil.
"My brother's name is Ying Tiangu, and my name is Ying Tianlei." Chu Evil's mind turned around, before Gu Tianying used the pseudonym of 'Yingtian Drum' to fool Mu Tian in the auction house, but at this time, Chu Evillai took it out and continued to be deceived.
"Ying Tiangu, Ying Tianlei?" Long Yuguan frowned, and quietly glanced at Shi Jintao and the others, several people, including the Lu family brothers, shook their heads slightly, their eyes were full of doubts, no one had heard of these two names on the rivers and lakes. "May I ask if this Ying Tiangu and Ying Tianlei are the real names of the two people, or are they the nicknames they have started from?"
"You're really verbose, you have a name called, even if it's a real name, it's really troublesome to drink a drink." Chu said impatiently.
"Okay, don't ask, let's drink." Long Yuguan raised his glass and smiled: "Do it first for respect." ā
Gu Tian shouldn't want to have more complications, Bian Juan is here today, if he really leaks his identity, Zhou Boyi and Qingmen will not be able to get rid of it. So when he heard Chu evil say that he was called Ying Tiangu, his back was scared and sweating, Gu Tianying, Ying Tiangu, the two names are just in the wrong order of one word, if someone with a heart hears it, it is easy to associate the two together. But fortunately, Chu Xilai gave himself a fake name of Ying Tianlei, and the two fake names together still have a somewhat disturbing effect on the audio-visual.
"Please." Seeing that Long Yuguan drank the wine dry, Gu Tianying raised his glass and gestured slightly, but he was also bored. But Chu Evillai next to him hugged his arms and looked at him coldly, and he didn't move. Gu Tianying saw his appearance of staring at the sky, and knew that Chu Evil came to find fault today. Secretly kicked Chu Evil's calf with his foot, signaling him not to mess around.
"Why don't Brother Lei drink it? I didn't do a good job of skipping you two just now, and now you don't drink, what are you for? Long Yuguan looked at Chu Xilai and asked a little unhappily.
"Third Young Master Long, do you really not understand the rules on this wine table or are you pretending to be confused?" Chu Evillai hugged his arms and tilted his head, "Our brothers are two people, so naturally you can only drink a glass of wine with one person, and this glass of wine can only reach me." ā
"Yes." Long Yu Guan Pi nodded without smiling, and after pouring a full glass of wine, he raised his glass to Chu Evil and said, "Do it first as respect." ā
After speaking, he took a sip of the wine in the cup, and looked at Chu evil with small eyes.
How do you know that Chu Evil is still holding his arms, and he said with a rogue look: "I don't drink." ā
"Boy, is Master Long giving too much face today? Because my eldest brother Bian and senior Zhou are here, I'm used to you, don't fucking shame on me. Long Yuguan sneered, and finally couldn't hold back his anger.
"The ugly ghost with a black face, if you want to do it, just say it, there are people with you, don't hold back and find fault here." Lu Baifeng looked at Chu Evil and said in an unkind tone.
Chu Xianlai turned his head to look at Song Lun beside him and said, "Hey, black-faced ugly ghost, people are talking to you." ā
When Song Lun heard Chu Xianlai's words, he suddenly became angry in his heart, and said secretly: "I sat honestly for half a day and didn't say a word, I recruited you to provoke you, why did you choke me with words." ā
"Brother Song, I didn't say anything about you." Lu Baifeng hurriedly explained, he really looked at Song Lun as a point darker than Chu Evil. "Ying Tianlei, why are you fucking like a mad dog, who bites whom, don't pretend to be stupid, Lao Tzu was talking to you just now."
"Talk to me?" Chu Xilai glanced at Lu Baifeng sideways, and said disdainfully, "What kind of thing are you kid?" I am also qualified to talk to you Grandpa Lei. ā
"Boy, I advise you, don't be arrogant just because you are a warrior of the Gangli clan, you really don't know how high the sky is and how thick the ground is in this Han and Tang Dynasty." Lu Bailang heard Chu evil come and scold Lu Baifeng, and he couldn't sit still, took a sip of wine and said in a cold tone.
"By the way, I really don't know how high the day is and how thick the ground is, how? Are you going to explain to Lei Ye? Chu Xilai leaned back and said while clasping his nostrils.
"I think you're fucking tired and crooked." Lu Baifeng's face was completely gloomy.
As soon as he heard that the Lu family brothers were dirty, Gu Tianying on the side was also angry in his heart, and he had the worst impact on Lu Baifeng, one of the purposes of this private shooting was to find him to vent his evil anger for Cang Ziling, at this time, when he heard that he and Chu Xianlai were scolded, his expression was also cold, and he said slowly: "Pay attention to the wording when you speak, don't be a fucking one on the left, a fucking one on the right, is the Lu family so educated?" ā
"Damn, you can say whatever you want, you are not qualified to ask." Lu Baifeng sneered.
"Grandpa Lei is going to ask today." Chu evil came to-for-tat.
"Tianlei, forget it." Gu Tianying raised his hand and patted Chu Xianlai's shoulder, glanced at Lu Baifeng and said: "Lu Baifeng is not to blame for this, his father lacks virtue and does a lot of things, he has no asshole when he has a son, and he has used one place for eating and shit since he was a child, and now it is inevitable to speak in a stinky manner, poor man, let's have a little more sympathy." ā
"Oh, I see, I said how he smelled as soon as he opened his mouth." Chu Xilai deliberately said with a sudden realization, and looked at the Lu brothers with Gu Tianying very tacitly, his expression was full of sympathy.
Cang Ziling on the side listened to Gu Tianying and Chu Evil singing and insulting the Lu family brothers, and couldn't help covering her mouth to steal fun, and Mu Tian laughed unabashedly. The corners of Zhou Boyi and the others also skimmed upward, and even Bian Xianshu couldn't help but laugh and almost showed it.
"Look for death!" After listening to the words of Gu Tianying and Chu Xilai, the two brothers of the Lu family could still bear it, and stood up on the ground, and they had to do it when their internal forces were running. As soon as they saw the Lu family brothers get up, Chu Evil Lai and Gu Tianying also had a straight face and stood up opposite each other. Qingyunguang, Cangbei Mountain, and Cang Ziling were also operating with internal forces, and they got up suddenly, Mu Tian was even more sharp, and with a sigh, he pulled out the Qingquan Sword and stared at the Lu family brothers tightly.
As soon as the table moved, the people in the entire hall fell silent, and they all turned their heads to look at the people at the table, some of their faces were shocked, and some were afraid, lest the fire at the city gate would affect the pond fish. When they began to see Qing Yunguang and the others at the same table with the Lu family, they knew that this meal would not go well tonight, but they didn't expect that with Bian Jujutsu sitting here, the two forces would still be able to move.
"Don't do it, everybody." Bian Xianshu hurriedly stood up and waved his hand to stop him. "Today is a good day, you don't give Bian a face, you also have to consider the feelings of the third young master of Long and Shi Lao, this dinner is specially set up to thank you, so many distinguished guests can look at it, if you do it at this table, it is too inappropriate." Let's sit down and calm our anger, and we can say anything we want. ā
Hearing Bian Xianshu's words, Zhou Boyi glanced at Qing Yunguang and the others, and then they sat down slowly. Long Yuguan saw Qing Yunguang and the others sitting down, turned his head to look at the Lu family brothers, nodded slightly, and Lu Bailang and Lu Baifeng sat down with gloomy faces.
"Brother Bian, you have also seen this today, if it wasn't for the younger brother, I was the one who provoked the trouble, it was really Ying Tianlei who didn't know how to raise it, and deliberately found fault." Long Yuguan said with a sharp voice.
Bian Xianshu also thought that Chu Evil had done something wrong, and looked at Chu Evil and said, "Thunder Warrior, the third young master of the dragon has toasted each other several times, why do you always make it difficult?" There's something wrong with you. ā
"City Lord Bian, it's not that I don't drink this wine, it's just that this wine glass is too small, the wine is less emotional, I want to change a big bowl and drink a few glasses with Long Sanshao, in order to resolve the unhappiness caused by the topic of Lord Gu before, who knows that Long Sanshao didn't wait for me to finish speaking, he turned his face, this matter Bian City Lord really wronged me." Gu Tianying found that Chu Evil's brain was spinning very fast tonight, and he could think of such an explanation.
"You see, misunderstandings, all misunderstandings." Bian Juan Shu smiled and played a round game. "Brother Long, you heard it, the Thunder Warrior didn't mean to disrespect you, he just wanted to change the big bowl and drink a few glasses with you. As soon as you say this, you will understand, so don't take it to heart. ā
"Third Young Master Long, I am also responsible for this misunderstanding, I didn't finish the words in one breath, so I will punish myself for three bowls first!" Chu said magnificently.
"Don't mind, I only use a glass to drink, and I'm not used to using a big bowl." Long Yuguan said in a flat tone.
"What's the matter, the third young master of Long is not good at drinking? Still reluctant to pay for the wine? Chu Xianlai turned his head to look at Gu Tianying and asked, "Big brother, did you bring any silver?" Why don't we invite this wine? ā
Gu Tianying took a sip of wine with a clear conscience and said lightly: "The silver is enough." ā
"Did the third young master of Long hear it, drink it boldly, my brothers are out of the wine money today."
Long Yuguan said happily: "The two of you are really joking, my Dragon Domain Auction House is the money that falls from my fingers, and I can buy this Eight Immortal Building, not to mention the wine money." ā
"Okay, then the wine money is still the third young master of Longsan." Gu Tianying hurriedly answered the words, he was really afraid that Long Yuguan would make them pay, before he came, he knew that the ginkgo wine in the Eight Immortals Building was calculated by the drop, and he really couldn't afford it now.
Chu Evillai also hurriedly turned his head and shouted to the red-clothed Xiao Si not far away: "Come on, give eight sea bowls to grandpa, and go to twenty jars of white fruit wine first, and record the account of the third young master of Long!" ā