Chapter 1887: This Opponent Is A Little Weak
This is not in later generations, the West is learning from the East, and it is a normal thing for men to kneel down and propose.
In the Tang Dynasty, the particular thing is that men have gold under their knees, how can they easily worship others? Not to mention a woman who bowed down!
I have to say that although Brother Cave has a rough appearance, he really has a set of chasing girls. won a "small" word in "Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian", and at the critical moment, he really pulled his face.
In front of this public, he really knelt!
Seeing him like this, Xiao Dan hurriedly jumped away a few steps and said, "Don't be like this!" Brother Cave, get up quickly! ”
"No...... If you don't agree, I'm willing to kneel here! ”
The beautiful woman said with her siblings, "I'...... I ......"
Yelu Ashin sneered: "You guy, are you trying to play a scoundrel?" As soon as your knees are weak, you can marry the first beauty of the Khitan? How can it be so cheap! Ignore him, Adam, I'll see how long he can last. ”
"This ...... It's not right......"
"There's nothing wrong with that! Whoever kneels for a long time, will you marry? How unreasonable! ”
He paused, then continued, "Also, don't forget how he was rude to you before I came. The one who whispers to you now is just forced to be helpless, don't be deceived by him! ”
Brother Cave took a deep breath and said, "Brother Ashin, I admit that what happened just now was my fault. But my heart for Adan has never changed! But that Qin Guogong Guo Ye has never even seen Adan's face, how can he believe in his sincerity to Adan? ”
Jeruashin pursed his mouth and said, "Heart? Is there a fart in the heart? This thing can't be seen or touched, how can it be measured? Take 10,000 steps back and say, you are indeed sincere now, but who can guarantee that you will not change your mind in a few years? The most important thing is something else! ”
"What's that?"
"That's too much, for example, meritorious deeds, Qin Guogong captured Jieli Khan alive, what victories have you fought, and what heroes have you captured alive?"
"This ......"
"Another example is power, the Duke of Qin of the Tang Dynasty and the chief of the Khitan, who is powerful, you can tell me yourself!"
"I ......"
"You can also talk about money, marry a man, dress and eat, if you want to marry my sister, you can't do it if you don't have money at home! I heard that Qin Guogong has a net worth of tens of millions, but what about you? Is there 10,000 yuan? What do you compare to others? ”
Brother Gu gritted his teeth and said, "Yes, I can't compare to Guo Ye in terms of power, merit and money, but so what? Could it be that when you marry your sister, you don't care about your sister's intentions, you only care about whether the other party is rich or not? Isn't this a love of the poor and a love of vanity? ”
Jerua said, "Okay, after comparing these things outside the body, let's compare the others." ”
"Than what?"
"What a look! Look at Qin Guogong, this looks, red lips and white teeth, jade trees in the wind, how handsome, how handsome! My sister stood next to him, and whoever saw him had to say something, what a couple! It's really a natural pair, a pair made from the ground. Look at your ...... again."
"Me? What's wrong with me? ”
"You have a leopard head and eyes, an iron face and a beard, three points do not look like a human, seven points look like a ghost! My sister is standing with you, and it is human beings who have to say......"
"What?"
"A flower is stuck in cow dung! They will definitely ask me how much money I received from you to push my sister into the fire pit! ”
In fact, although Brother Cave does look more ordinary, he is not as outrageous as Yelu Ashin said, hearing this, he trembled with anger, and said: "Good looking has a fart!" Can it be eaten as a meal? ”
Jerodashin took a moment to say, "What can be eaten is money, and you can't compare to it!" ”
"This ...... All in all, I have something better than him! ”
"Then I'm very curious, what are you like to Qin Guogong?"
Brother Cave's eyes rolled, thinking left and right, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he said, "I...... I'm stronger than him! Look at him like that, polite, weak and untouchable, how much strength can he have? This man, everything else is empty, only strength is fundamental! ”
"Strength? I won't say how strong your words are. Don't forget, Qin Guogong is the brave champion of the three armies, and he has the merit of capturing Jieli Khan! Can that strength be small? ”
Brother Cave said: "Hmph, it's just a rumor." The Tang people are cunning and greedy, who knows if it was the soldiers under his command who took the credit from him? ”
Then, he turned his head and said to Guo Ye: "Qin Guogong, do you dare to compete with me?" ”
Although Guo Ye is not very interested in Xiao Dan, it is related to Brother Cave, and Brother Cave is related to the Khitan conspiracy against the Tang Dynasty, so he can't be allowed to retreat, and he can't be called to stop.
He smiled slightly and said, "It's really guessed by you, yes, it's not just me who caught Jieli Khan, but also a brother of mine named Zhao Jiuchou." The world knows my name, but my brother has no reputation! ”
"What am I talking about, you guy is a deceitful! You took the credit of your subordinates and became the Duke of Qin, what about that Zhao Jiuchou, did he sink into his subordinates, or was he killed by you? ”
Guo Ye stretched out two fingers and said, "There are two mistakes in what you said. First, the credit of catching Jieli Khan did not make me promoted to an official and make a fortune, and I became the Duke of Qin, which made other contributions. Second, my brother Zhao Jiuchou. He's in a situation you'd never think! ”
"Can't this person also be crowned a national duke, right?"
"Not really, but later, this person went on an expedition with me to Tianzhu and took root there. Now he is named the general of Zhenguo by Queen Tianzhu, under one person, above ten thousand! When it comes to power, it's not under me, the Duke of Qin! ”
Yelu said, "Eh, mother! Tianzhu? Is it Tianzhu at the foot of Lingshan? I heard that the people in that place are simple, rich and oily, and the temples are paved with gold bricks. ”
He paused for a moment, and then continued: "I said brother-in-law, you can't favor one over the other! Your brothers have been promoted like that by you, how can my brother-in-law be worse than him, right? ”
Guo Ye said perfunctorily: "It's easy to say, it's easy to say." ”
Brother Cave was also shocked by this news, it seems that other people's brothers are much stronger than themselves now! Although he is also the chief of the Khitan, the total population of the Khitan is only 200,000, how can it be compared with Tianzhu?
He said stiffly: "Hmph! Who knows if it's true or not? Don't talk nonsense, there is a kind of comparison between you and me? ”
"Than strength? It's easy to say, it's easy to say. But I don't know, how do you win, what if you lose? ”
"If I win, you won't be allowed to marry Adam!"
"Yes! But what if you lose? ”
"I won't bother with Adan anymore!"
"Then let's make a decision!"
Bang bang, two people three high-fives, this matter is settled!
Guo Ye knew that the Khitan had made a promise, and he was not worried that he would regret it, and said, "Then how do we compare?" ”
"I haven't figured this out yet, you can say it......"
Guo Ye looked around, but saw that in the courtyard, the grass was verdant, and there was really nothing suitable for it.
He had an idea, and a bad idea came to him, pulled down a piece of grass, and said, "Let's use this grass as an analogy!" ”
"How do you compare the grass?"
"Whoever throws this grass out of the wall wins!"
Brother Cave picked up the grass and felt powerless, knowing that it was not so simple. But after thinking about it, if you can't throw it far, can Guo Ye throw it far? All in all, it's better to win!
So, he said, "In that case, then I'll throw it first!" ”
"Please!"
No surprise, even though Brother Cave had enough strength to eat, the grass didn't throw far, let alone fly out of the wall!
He handed the grass into Guo Ye's hands and said, "It's your turn!" ”
Then, the next scene made him unforgettable for the rest of his life.
I saw Guo Ye bend down, pick up a small stone, and then tie a bow on the stone with grass.
Sou~
The stones and grass are gone!
"Giggle~" A burst of laughter like a silver bell came, but it was Xiao Dan who couldn't help but laugh, leaning back and laughing.
Brother Cave was dumbfounded, wanting to cry without tears, and muttered, "This ...... Is that okay too? ”