Apprentice?

There were people who wanted to worship him as a teacher, when he was only twenty years old......

Tang Pudding sincerely felt that although this guy in front of him was a second-class product, his vision was really good!

More than now everyone in the miscellaneous academy has a vision, except for Tian Health.

So, guys with healthy names are born with better vision?

One health is his fan, and the other health wants to worship him as a teacher.

One is a native of China, and the other is an adult who has studied on the island of Japan......

So the world is really amazing.

In essence, Tang Pudding is a materialist, and he doesn't really believe that there are really any strange things in this world, such as Nuwa creating man, such as God creating the world in seven days, such as God saying that there should be light, and then there is the sun......

But his experience is rather bizarre, and ordinary people can't understand it at all, people who have died 6665 times can still live in their world as incomparably shining as him, and become the object that countless people can only look up to, well, just like the sun.

This creates a very complex and inexplicable worldview of Tang Pudding, such as the world is round, everything is round, and because it is round, anything can happen.

It's as if he doesn't know Go at all, but he has a Go Nine Dan who has traveled thousands of miles to worship him as a teacher.

"So what are you going to learn from me?" asked Don Pudding, blinking.

"No, that's just my initial thoughts. But just now after I learned about the life of the master, I changed my mind, I want to learn from the master your daily pretending skills! This is my life's pursuit!"

Park Jianxian's words shocked Tang Pudding, making him instinctively feel that there must be something wrong with this thing's worldview.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Park, do you have any misunderstanding about me? First of all, you must know that I am really not good at this kind of thing that you talk about! Actually, I hate pretending to be a good person, isn't it good to be a good person? Why do you want to pretend to be forced? Okay, I admit that sometimes I do act a little strong, but it is all forced by others!" Tang Pudding said bitterly.

Tang Puding's words also shocked Park Health, just listening to these words, Park Health knew that he really didn't come in vain, the person in front of him was really a figure like the ancestor of the pretending world, so pretending to be forced can be said so calmly, so seriously, it is really the same!

"Master, you can take me!" Park Health bowed and pleaded.

Tang Pudding touched his nose, and his mind spun quickly, Well, now the miscellaneous academy is indeed a little thinner, and everyone seems to be missing a person who pours tea and water, prepares various materials, and is a foreign spokesperson in their diligent study work.

For the time being, these tasks are all done by Xu Mengchang.

However, Xu Mengchang is the head of the department after all, and he can be very idle now, and he will definitely be busy in the future, so there is nothing wrong with multiple people coming.

What's more, there are no international students in the Miscellaneous College......

Therefore, before the building of the Miscellaneous College is built, Park Health can be used as the mascot of the college.

Of course, even if you have a heart, Tang Pudding can't agree so simply, people are very strange creatures, even if something makes people look forward to it, and then let him look forward to it, but if it is too simple to get it, or achieve the goal, it will often not be so cherished.

Like money.

There is no one in the world who does not love money, but many people who became rich overnight did not think about how to cherish it after getting a huge amount of wealth, but died in various tricks until they succeeded in losing their homes and becoming poor again.

It sounds like a no-brainer, but it's happening every day in this world.

Therefore, of course, to enter the miscellaneous college, you must first go through the test.

"Do you really want to worship me as a teacher?"

"Yes, Master!"

"So can you stay in the capital for a long time?"

"Yes, but my visa is about to expire!"

"This is not a problem, there are still places for international students in the miscellaneous college!"

"Of course that's excellent!" said Park with a smile on his face.

"Also, after all, you're here to be a student, so you have to take an exam. Don Pudding muttered.

"Exam?" Park was a little hesitant, he really didn't have much confidence in the exam, the key was that he didn't know what to test, Go?

"Of course it's not a Go test, after all, it's not a game of Go that you want to learn from me? In this way, let me ask you a question, and I will judge from your answer whether you are qualified to come to our miscellaneous academy to study, there is no absolute standard answer to this question, what I want is that you can explain the truth." Tang Pudding put his hands behind his back, and he really had a kind of gentlemanly temperament.

But then again, it's not like Tang Pudding hasn't been a teacher before, of course, he can look like anything.

"Is there an exam now?" Park looked around subconsciously......

On the road, although there are not many pedestrians around, it can even be said to be very deserted, but after all, I feel a little informal.

"Don't worry about these details, as long as you are serious enough, where is life not an examination room?" Tang Pudding smiled slightly, and once again threw out a sentence of soul-warming chicken soup.

"Where is life not an examination room!Master, what you said is simply too reasonable!" Park Health's eyes lit up, and he admired unabashedly, and then immediately began to express his determination: "Come on, master, I'm ready." ”

"Okay! Now you see a beautiful woman who makes you fall in love at first sight, at this moment, your heart is moved, you want to contact her like crazy, you want to know her, you want to spend an afternoon to understand her preferences, then the question is, before you don't know her interests, hobbies, or even her name, how do you call her, the first step to get acquainted?"

Tang Pudding seriously raised the question of admission assessment.

Park was stunned, he actually had some thoughts about the exam that Tang Pudding said, but no matter what he thought in his mind just now, it definitely had nothing to do with this question.

So the admission exam is to teach him how to pick up girls?

"Called a beauty?" After several struggles, Park Jianxing said a respectful title for girls that is very popular in China.

"Don't you think this title is cheesy and aesthetically tiring, and it is easy to directly make the woman you fall in love with at first sight block you directly in the bottom of your heart?" Tang Pudding retorted without hesitation.

"That's called young lady?" Park replied again.

"Oh, the name of the rotten street, it's so greasy that I can't stand it!" Tang Pudding sneered.

"Hello, girl!" Park thought for a long time this time, and finally decided on a more formal title.

"Do you want people to be overwhelmed and think you're a very contrived person?" Tang Pudding still sneered.

"Then, it's not good to call Miss, it's not good, you Chinese people like to copy unusual meanings for normal words, I can't call me Aunt, right?

"Little sister, do you want to be treated as a pervert?" Tang Pudding shook his head hatefully: "Think again!"

"I really can't think of it, I can't call my aunt, right?"

After a while, Park said with a bitter face......

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