Chapter 1 Up? Still not on?
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Uh, it hurts-
The feeling of a splitting headache continued to impact his brain, and Lan Ruxu only felt that his head was about to explode, which made him cry out softly: This hateful old man, before he finished speaking, he began to play tricks, so that I was not prepared at all, damn it, it still hurts, I knew that I wouldn't have watched him do tricks if I said anything!
Lan Rusu wanted to open her heavy eyes, but her eyes seemed to be filled with lead, and no matter how much she beat her eyelids, it would be useless. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
I don't know how long I spent in the torment, there was a faint sound of firecrackers outside, Lan Rusu suddenly felt as if his head was poured with a scoop of water in a boiling oil pot, he suddenly opened his eyes, and then woke up from the hellish pain!
Slowly raised his weak hands, stroked his head and patted it, and then rubbed his hazy eyelids, and the scene in front of him suddenly opened up at this moment.
He tried to get up, but as soon as he moved his body slightly, a sharp pain filled all over his body, making him miserable. He struggled to turn his head again, and suddenly felt as if his neck had been raised to ninety degrees, and instantly bared his teeth and grinned: "My day, which bastard is this, the pillow for Lao Tzu is so high?!" Do you want to get cervical spondylosis? ”
Lan Ruxu bared her teeth and tried to tilt her head to the right, and the first thing that caught her eye was a room that looked quite spacious, and she was lying weakly on a wooden bed at this time. He stretched his neck and looked forward, and there was a big jar almost one person high on the opposite corner, and he couldn't help but widen his eyes and pouted: "Awesome, what age is this, and someone pickles Laotan sauerkraut himself!" ”
Then he continued to look to the right, and saw an antique desk standing against the wall, and there was a picture of a woman hanging on the wall. On the side of the wall, there is a carved window, there is no light, probably at night, and there is a lacquered bamboo bench next to the bed, on which there seem to be a few pieces of clothing. Retracting his gaze, there was a big red candle on the table that had not burned out, and the lit candlelight set off this quiet and classical room.
He lowered his head, shook his hands in front of his eyes, checked his body again, and found that he was not injured, and then slowly breathed a sigh of relief.
Wait, something seems wrong? He raised his hands and put them in front of his eyes, as if they were not his own......
He hurriedly looked at his chest again, this joke is a bit big, isn't it? I have had two surgeries, and the scars from the surgery are gone? Just as he was puzzled, he grabbed the long hair on the side of his neck again, and instantly opened his mouth wide and said in a daze: "Day, isn't it?" He immediately tugged at his long hair a few more times, and he grinned in an instant pain, and after pulling it several times in a row, he completely believed that it was his own hair.
Lan Rusu was completely stunned, he looked at the few strands of hair he dragged down in his hands in a daze, and thought silently in his heart: slender and slender hands, flawless chest, fair skin, and still fucking long hair? Thinking of this, he was taken aback, wouldn't he?
He immediately lifted the brocade quilt and looked under him, and then showed a pleased smile and silently said in his heart: Thank God, I'm still here, fortunately I'm still a man......
What the is this? What a place to be! How did it become a different body? Lan Rusu frantically froze for a moment.
Only then did he realize that there was still a person lying in the bed, and it was actually a woman!
"Ahh Don't look at indecency, don't look at indecency, beauty, I didn't mean to peek at you, don't be angry! Lan Rusu shouted badly, covering her eyes with her hands, but her ten fingers were separated, and through the gaps between her fingers, she still looked at this stunning stunner intently.
After a long time without a sound, Lan Ruxu boldly put down his hands and secretly glanced at the stunning stunner, it doesn't matter if he doesn't look at it, this time, he can't take his eyes off it.
I saw that her hair was as black as satin, and she slid smoothly down her neck on the bed, and there was a white jade hairpin pinned between the buns on the back of her head. A little red lips pursed slightly, straight to an impeccable face, and her beautiful silhouette was carefully arranged.
Under the slight illumination of the candlelight, coupled with her slightly wrinkled eyebrows, there is a trace of heroism emerging on her pretty red face, giving people the feeling of being high and inviolable!
Old man, old man, you started to make me want to die, and gave me a 'soul transfer and face change method', and now you put a stunning stunner on my bed, your trick has become too exaggerated, what is this called? Lan Ruxu's heart twitched.
Lan Ruxu tried to reach out and tap a few points on the tip of her nose, and then pinched the tip of her nose again, this woman still didn't wake up, strange? Could it be that this beautiful woman has slept to death?
He looked along the Nishiki quilt and found that the Nishiki quilt was slightly up and down, obviously breathing, and it didn't look like a dead person.
At this moment, Lan Rusu was stunned.
Through the brocade quilt, the figure of this beauty can be outlined, with turbulent waves and towering into the clouds. Lan Ruxu couldn't help but start to fantasize secretly, so she swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
Not long after, a picture of a charming woman appeared in Lan Rusu's mind, which made all men blood gush with blood, which deeply affected a trace of evil fire in his heart!
In the end, or not, Lan Ruxu muttered silently in her heart.
Come on, why don't you go up, you are all stripped naked and slept in the same bed, such a big beauty, if you let it go, then you are simply a beast! A voice filled his brain.
Can't go up, in case the stinky old man deliberately frames you, you will die, and people are not voluntary, if you do this, you are a beast, you will eat a lawsuit, and when the time comes, you will not even have time to cry, and another voice will not appear in the blue head without hurrying.
Lan Ruxu shook his head, he was not as good as a beast, he was still a beast, he struggled in his heart for a long time with such thoughts, and felt that his head was about to explode.
Such a beautiful and moving beauty, I can see it, but I can't eat it, the person who invented this sentence is probably in the same situation as me now, hey, we are really a pair of difficult brothers! Looks like I'd better be a little beast. Lan Rusu let out a long sigh helplessly in her heart.
Huh? If you can't eat, forget it, it's not illegal to look at it twice, right? Master, I can't be a beast in vain! Lan Rusu couldn't help but slander herself.
So, Lan Ruxu stretched out two white fingers, carefully pinched the corner of the brocade quilt, and lifted it gently, suddenly, the spring light in the garden was unobstructed at a glance, he couldn't help but gasp, his eyes stared at every corner of the beautiful jade's body, and his eyes didn't blink.
I saw that his skin was white, his slender body, his charming waist and his full jade peaks all set off the mature and charming charm of this woman, coupled with the slightest heroism of her face, but it added an unreachable sense of distance.
Lan Rusu was stunned, and time seemed to stop at this moment.
There are still such beauties in this world, isn't it a dream? Lan Ruxu was thinking about it, and two blood arrows poured out of her nostrils.
"it!" Lan Ruxu's face flushed, and she held back her words in a panic.
He quickly let go of the hand that lifted the brocade quilt, picked up a white brocade handkerchief between the bedside and stuffed it into his nostrils.
Lan Rusu, Lan Ruxu, you are really unproductive, there are so many beauties in this world, even if you haven't seen it in reality, you should have seen it on the Internet, right? As for it? Sister Feng, you've seen it all, what is this lethality? , a shameful nosebleed? Huh? I was able to move.
Looking at the sleeping beauty, Lan Rusu just looked at it quietly, suddenly staring at the beauty's tightly locked eyebrows, naturally raised her hand, and slowly combed between the woman's eyebrows, after a while, the beauty's eyebrows stretched out, Lan Ruxu put down her hand, supported her head, and lay down, just looking at this strange woman, and then showed a faint smile, like self-deprecation, like gratification.
I don't know how long it took, Lan Ruxu slowly got up, sat on the edge of the bed, and stretched.
Through the window, a touch of fish belly white appeared on the horizon, and a little light spilled into the room, he reached out to get the clothes on the stool next to the bedside, but his hand froze at this moment: why are they all costumes? Damn stinky old man, you actually play with me like this, don't let me meet you again, or I'm going to make you look good! Lan Ruxu scolded angrily in his heart, but his hand holding the clothes did not stop, he didn't want to go out naked. No sooner had he reached for his clothes than something fell out of his clothes and landed on the bed.
He picked up the piece from the bed and carefully identified it, it turned out to be a piece of jade, and there were words engraved on it, only to see the word "Ziyi" written on the front, and a lifelike dragon and a phoenix were depicted on the back, intertwined with each other, and it was majestic.
After playing with the jade in his hand for a while, he got up and prepared to dress, picked up a slightly apron-like costume casually, put it in front of him and looked at it for a long time, and slapped his head with his right hand. He then touched it a few more times and smiled lewdly. I put down my belly pocket, picked out a shirt and put it on my body, and looked at it for a long time, what kind of clothes are these, I haven't seen it, is this what a person wears?
Lan Ruxu rolled her eyes helplessly, picked up the only remaining green shirt that looked like a man, wrapped it casually around her body, took a strip of cloth, tied it around her waist casually, and moved her muscles and bones in front of the bed. After a while, he turned to look at the beautiful woman whose delicate body was still half exposed, and stepped forward, covered the brocade quilt for the beauty, and then stretched out his index finger and hooked the tip of his nose, and said slowly:
"Beauty, beauty, I don't know how I got to your bed, don't blame me, it's all that stinky old man playing with me, I haven't done anything, if you are unhappy, go find him, this piece of jade is very good-looking, I will take it, I am in a hurry to find the stinky old man for revenge, beauty, let's see you later."
Lan Ruxu said, he put the jade pendant into his arms, took off the brocade in his nose, touched his nose, and found that there was no more blood, so he threw the brocade on the bamboo stool, and then blew out the candle in his mouth, and turned his head to skim the belly pocket of the beautiful woman before leaving, and then strode towards the door.
As soon as I opened the door, a cool breeze hit. Is there any mistake? Yesterday was still a July day, why is it cold and windy today? Lan Ruxu wondered for a while, she didn't care so much, turned around and walked towards the door.