"It's been three days! We ate steamed buns and white water for three days! "Ye Xiaojun is going crazy, he is a carnivore, and this kind of fasting for three days is really the limit. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Lafang was holding a steamed bun and was just about to send it to his mouth, when he heard Ye Xiaojun say this, he also felt tasteless, and suddenly he had no appetite.

People are like this, when there is nothing to eat, the steamed bread feels delicious, but when the safety of life is not threatened, they start to worry that the taste of the steamed bread is not good enough.

Why?

Because no matter how much I complain, the steamed buns won't disappear.

Principal Rabbit slowly peeled off a piece of steamed bread, rubbed it in his hand, and then sent it to his mouth after it was firm, "It's better to fade out of the mouth than to starve to death in the wilderness!" Don't be dissatisfied. ”

At the beginning, I thought that I was cheated for a couple of silver to buy such a steamed bun, but now it seems that it is really not a loss, three days! I didn't starve to death!

Zhang Xiaoguang also felt that there was nothing wrong with eating steamed buns, if it weren't for the fact that they were bringing some things that were not useful, there would still be a lot of game to eat in the wild.

Just yesterday, a litter of hares was in front of me, and I didn't catch one!

"Ho labor, it's better to bring a bomb! Why are you so good with a rocket launcher? "Lafang jumps to his feet, this useless thing with only sound and light, not a rabbit can die!

"How do I know I'm going to hunt?!" Ye Xiaojun thought to himself, why do you blame me? Who knew you could get lost as soon as you went out?

And just now, a wild boar chased the four of them and fled in embarrassment, and finally climbed to the tree to escape.

"Why don't we go back?" Someone is starting to retreat.

"Ho labor, don't you tell me that you want to go back for meat?" La Fang glanced at Ye Xiaojun, it is rare for a male protagonist to die without meat.

No, it's not uncommon, but it's rare to shrink like this.

"Or else? Let's go on like this, I don't know where it is, east and west, north and south, and all the way to the west, I don't think it's good to go around in circles. Ye Xiaojun didn't feel any shame, the people of the Tianchao came to Datang, and it was not a big deal to get lost.

"That's true, but we've only been out for three days, and we're going back?" What is the difference between this degree of humiliation and being sacked as soon as you leave Chang'an City? Why did they wander in the wild for three days?

And fell a dog and "jumped over the mountain"?!

I should have just turned around and gone back in the first place.

"The plan can't keep up with the changes, and the actual situation is much worse than we expected, okay?" Ye Xiaojun insisted, wanting to convince everyone.

"Look at it, there are yellow earths, woods, and mountains everywhere, and you can distinguish between east and west, north and south? Before the sun goes down, you may remember which side is the west, but when you wake up, who remembers? ”

"Look at what I've lost weight? The handsome appearance of the male protagonist can't withstand such a toss! ”

"Look at it, hey, I'll get dirt on my body! I'm going to vomit when I smell this Nima......"

After talking for a long time, Ye Xiaojun saw that everyone didn't react much, and finally couldn't say any more, and stood up suddenly, "Am I not right?" If only there was a serious map......"

At this time, Zhang Xiaoguang took out the map with a hole in it.

Ye Xiaojun waved his hand, grabbed it and threw it away, "This is not a serious map, I can't see it clearly at all." I mean, if we could know the direction and have a path for us, I wouldn't want to go back, wouldn't ......?"

To be reasonable, Ye Xiaojun's statement is correct, everyone is not unable to overcome difficulties, it is not impossible to eat steamed buns and cold water, but the problem is that you have to have a hope for such a day. For example, when you can find the west, when you can meet villages and people, and preferably the next city.

"Huh." Zhang Xiaoguang's eyes widened in surprise.

"What are you talking about, am I wrong? If the map here is the same as ours there, would we end up like this? Ye Xiaojun opened Zhang Xiaoguang's head, and then persuaded everyone.

"There is no map, the official road cannot be found, and there are no road signs, even if people who get on the highway don't recognize the road, there are road signs! But here, look here! Nothing...... Huh, road signs?! Ye Xiaojun was pushed by Zhang Xiaoguang and saw the "road sign" that suddenly appeared in front of him!

This signpost hangs on a tree with a big "West" character written on it, and then an arrow.

"Hold a big grass, when did this thing appear?" Ye Xiaojun was simply stunned, and stepped forward to take a closer look, it was indeed a road sign.

"There are a few small words down there, but I can't read them." Zhang Xiaoguang pointed to the bottom of the word "west", "I guess, will it be a place name?" ”

Principal Rabbit and Lafang also came up at this time, as the saying goes, the three stinkers have beaten Zhuge Liang, maybe they can understand it.

Unfortunately, the truth is always cruel.

The four heavens can't reach the three Tang Dynasty characters, and if you can't understand it, you can't understand it!

"Is it credible?" In the wilderness, I haven't seen any signs for three days, and at this time there is one, don't be a set!

Principal Rabbit shook his head, "I don't know. ”

Lafon suspected, "Suspicious. ”

Ye Xiaojun thought about it, yes, since it can't be trusted, then don't believe it, instead of continuing to go, it's better to turn back!

"I think you can give it a try." Zhang Xiaoguang frowned and thought for a while, "Last time you didn't believe it was cooking smoke, didn't I find these?" He pointed to the baggage containing cold water and steamed buns.

Speaking of which, Zhang Xiaoguang really has some skills in the wild, the rabbit nest was discovered by him, and the wild boar, cough cough, was also the first to discover him.

"So, you think we should follow the arrow?"

"Even if we turn back as you say, are you sure we can find the way we were?" Zhang Xiaoguang originally didn't want to tell the truth, but seeing that Ye Xiaojun insisted on persuading everyone to go back, he had no choice but to hit him.

A group of road idiots, lost and thought they could go back the same way?!

Hehe!

"We've been walking for three days, and it's supposed to be almost a village or a city, so maybe that's what the locals left behind." Zhang Xiaoguang smiled and said, "Besides, we have nothing to lose if we go along." ”

It's all lost anyway.

"What do you say?" Ye Xiaojun had no choice but to ask everyone.

Three votes agreed, following the arrow.

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"That brand is your handiwork?" Li Shimin looked at the guards.

The guards were stubborn, and they didn't know if they were doing the right thing, but looking at the group of nobles circling around Chang'an City like headless flies, they "couldn't bear it".

"Your Majesty forgives your sins!" As he spoke, he knelt down.

But Li Shimin didn't mean to blame, thought for a moment, and said: "That's fine, let's also point out the way in the future." ”

Since you want the "myth" to spread, you have to go out, and the guards' methods are all right.