Chapter Twenty-Nine: Horror on the Road
Wang Yue was studying the method of making vinegar with a few disciples in the inner room, and when he heard his daughter say that Zhang Forgot was coming, he immediately straightened his clothes and went out to greet him. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
When Wang Rao saw her father's appearance, she couldn't help but feel a little sad in her heart.
The dignified Yanshan hero, who is invincible all over the world, just whispers in front of dignitaries and nobles all day long, and has to grovel in front of a small white face in a remote Shu County, why bother?
"Xiao Lang Jungui stepped on the cheap ground, Yue's martial arts hall is really full of brilliance." Wang Yue clasped his fists and laughed loudly.
After arriving in Luoyang, Wang Yue's spirit was different, after all, it was his own territory, and he felt a lot more angry when he said it.
Zhang Forget replied: "There is a deep love between you and me, what are you doing with these polite words." If it weren't for your help yesterday, my family would have had hundreds of mouthfuls, not only had no water to drink or food, but also had to sleep on the ground. I really don't know how to repay this deep friendship. ”
"Just now I said that I was polite to you, and now I am polite again."
Wang Yue was very happy when he saw Zhang Forget admitting his affection, he loved Zhang Wang's character of "kindness must be repaid".
Zhang Wangzhi went straight to the point and said: "Actually, I came today because I have something to ask for. ”
Wang Yue looked at the beans beside Zhang Wang, who was silent, and said with a smile: "Xiao Langjun doesn't say anything about this matter, the more you have to do your best." To tell the truth, when Yue returned yesterday, he had already instructed his disciples to go around to find out the whereabouts of Douzi's parents as soon as he had time. Xiao Langjun, don't worry, as soon as there is news, I will immediately send a disciple to inform you. ”
Wang Rao walked in with two cups of tea, quite a ladylike look, when she put the tea on the table, she tilted her head and secretly glared at Zhang Wang.
Zhang Wangwei narrowed his eyes, smiled at her wickedly, and suddenly hugged his fist at Wang Yue: "Yanshan heroes are chivalrous and courageous, and their arrogance is admirable. I have the heart to marry you as a brother of the opposite sex, I wonder what you think? ”
"Huh?"
Wang Raoxing's eyes were round, and her silver teeth almost bit her tongue.
Wang Yue was stunned for a moment, and was instantly overjoyed.
The more people lack something, the more they value something.
Wang Yue was born recklessly, and what he values most is his status. Zhang Forget is a disciple of the scholar clan who is a serious child, a distinguished guest of the Huayin Yang clan, and is willing to make friends with him, which is undoubtedly raising his value and giving him great face.
This kind of good thing cannot be sought, and there is no reason not to agree to it.
"Isn't the more vulgar the virtuous brother, the more he doesn't know the reason to be promoted?"
Wang Yue laughed happily and hurriedly instructed his disciples to prepare the things needed for the worship ceremony.
Zhang Wangxiao looked at Wang Rao with a smile, and deliberately asked, "This is my virtuous niece, right?" ”
Virtuous niece?
Wang Rao bit a mouthful of white teeth, and held her right wrist with her left hand, for fear that one would not be able to control it, so she hurriedly drew her sword out of the sheath and stabbed this little white face who deliberately took advantage of her to death.
Wang Yue didn't see the clue, looked at his baby girl proudly, and said, "Rao'er, come and see your uncle." ”
Wang Rao glanced at her father resentfully, and stood still stubbornly.
Wang Yue saw her reluctance, and said with a smile: "Rao'er, although your uncle is not very old, his ability is not small, Wen Cheng is a pen to settle the world, and Wu can go to the horse to determine the world......"
Can Wu go to the horse to determine the world?
Wang Rao's eyes suddenly lit up, and Cang Chang drew his sword out of the sheath, pointing directly at Zhang Wang: "Rao is not good at learning, please uncle...... Could you please advise? ”
Zhang Forget took a step back quietly, with no fear on his face: "Although my martial arts are high, I have not yet reached the realm, if one accidentally hurts you, you will die." ”
Wang Yue was about to stop it, but when he saw Zhang Forget say this, his face suddenly twitched.
"Just because you want to hurt me?"
Wang Rao looked at Zhang Wang's thin body, and said in her heart, you are really shameless, I can poke you to death with one finger, do you dare to say that you are afraid of hurting me? Daddy actually befriended someone like you, I really don't know why.
Zhang forgot to see that Wang Rao was eager to try, and was about to come up to poke him with a sword, Wang Yue was stunned and did not stop it, and hurriedly said: "Take the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone, I will teach you an invulnerable exercise today, and when you learn it, I will try it with you again." ”
"Invulnerability?"
Wang Rao and Wang Yue's eyes widened at the same time.
Wang Rao realized Zhang Wang's shamelessness, and didn't believe what he said at all.
Wang Yue knew that Zhang Forget never lied, but at this time he was also skeptical.
Zhang Wangshi Shiran walked to the long case, knelt down and sat down, with a posture of preparing to write cheats.
Wang Yue didn't understand what Zhang Forgot was going to do, so he simply asked his disciples to prepare pen, ink, paper, and inkstone.
If Zhang Forget really has an invulnerable method, it is naturally excellent, if not, he has the right to look at it as a joke, and it is good not to hurt his face.
Zhang Forget put on a full posture, and saw that it was impossible for Wang Rao to stab him with a sword again, so he breathed a sigh of relief and said: "Brother Wang has dabbled in the kung fu of the Golden Bell Jar, the Iron Cloth Shirt, and the Thirteen Taibao?" ”
Before the two of them got married, Zhang Forget had already begun to take advantage of Wang Rao.
I'll call your father brother and I'll be angry with you.
Wang Rao's teeth clucked, and she twisted her head to the side and didn't look at him.
Wang Yue shook his head: "Golden bell jar, iron cloth shirt, thirteen Taibao horizontal training? I've never heard of it. ”
As soon as it was time to reveal his memory, Zhang Forget turned on God's perspective and entered an extreme self-confidence mode.
"The so-called golden bell jar, as the name suggests, after practicing, it seems that there is a golden bell covering the whole body, and it is difficult for external forces to enter and attack."
"Oh? How can there be such kung fu? ”
Wang Yue is the best in swordsmanship in the world, and he has little understanding of fists and feet and internal and external qigong, and after listening to Zhang Wang's words, he became interested: "How can this kind of kung fu be practiced, and how strong can the body be?" ”
"This kung fu is to protect the internal organs by running the true qi with the repeated training of certain parts of the body, resulting in the hard and smooth keratin thickening of the skin friction, which is a reflexive protective response of the skin to long-term mechanical friction, and the internal qi protects the internal organs from the damage caused by vibration, and cooperates with traditional Chinese medicine wine, medicinal vinegar, medicinal decoction, etc.
Zhang Forget didn't understand, so he had to read from the book, but despite this, Wang Yue, who still listened, was amazed again and again.
When the disciples of the martial arts hall sent pen, ink, paper, and inkstone, Zhang Forget picked up the pen and began to write the secret book of the golden bell jar.
What the disciple sent was the real Caihou paper, the color was yellowish, the paper was rough, the front was slightly smooth, and there were obvious grass roots, hemp shavings and other things adhering to the back, shaking it was slightly brittle, and the quality was really poor and people were too lazy to complain.
"The iron cloth shirt is hard to work outside the strong, such as the practice of the strong boy, it is called the golden bell jar, it is not easy to succeed, if you are not determined to the end, it is impossible to achieve, it is very ......rare to be able to do it."
Zhang Wangti wrote for a moment, and wrote out the practice method of the golden bell jar and the preparation method of medicinal wine that he saw on the Internet in his previous life.
It's useful or not, whoever practices knows it, anyway, I don't practice.
Wang Rao was anxious and wanted to know if Zhang Forget was deliberately deceiving people, so she stepped forward and snatched the Caihou paper with the cheats written on it, looked at it, and found that there were only words, no drawings, and handed it to her father Wang Yue in a daze.
Seeing this, Zhang Forget almost burst out laughing: You don't know how to read, what are you making a fuss about?
Wang Yue took a cursory look at it, and felt that the cheats written by Zhang Forgot were quite disciplined and reasonable, so he couldn't help nodding again and again.
Wang Rao saw that Zhang Wangzheng was deliberately avoiding fighting her, so she asked directly: "Have you practiced this golden bell jar?" Can it be invulnerable? ”
Zhang Forget shook his head decisively: "I have never practiced." ”
Wang Rao was puzzled: "Isn't this golden bell jar a lie?" Otherwise, why don't you practice such a good invulnerability kung fu? ”
Zhang Forget sighed: "I don't practice because I'm afraid of pain, tiredness, and hardship." ”
Wang Rao was dumbfounded, not knowing what to say.
Such shameless words, such a straightforward statement, how did you do it, childe?
At this time, the disciples of the martial arts hall came to report that all the things needed for the worship had been prepared.
Zhang Forget winked at Wang Rao defiantly, and pulled Wang Yue out to bow down.
In the courtyard, there is a large incense burner, and there is no Guan Erye behind the incense burner......
Guan Erye is still running around the world because he killed people at this time, and he will only meet the destined eldest brother Liu Bei next year.
Zhang Forget and Wang Yue each twisted a stick of incense and lit it, knelt on the ground, and worshiped the sky.
"The sky is above, the earth is below, I forget it, today I am willing to marry Wang Yue of Yanshan, Liaodong as brothers of the opposite sex, share blessings and difficulties, I don't want to be born on the same day and month of the same year, but I hope to die on the same day and month of the same year, if there is a violation, people and gods will abandon it."
This is completely a line from a TV series, and people in this era don't have such sensational words at all.
Wang Yue glanced at Zhang Forget in a daze, and felt that this word was better than what he had prepared, so he also read it again.
"The sky is above, and the earth is below. I, Wang Yue, today I would like to be a brother of the opposite sex with Zhang Wang, a native of Shu County, to share the blessings and difficulties, and not to be born on the same day and month of the same year, but to die on the same day and month of the same year. ”
Wang Rao watched the two of them solemnly bow down to heaven and earth, so angry that their silver teeth were about to be crushed.
was sulking, and he couldn't prevent his sleeves from being held, and when he looked down, he saw that it was the little girl who came to the martial arts hall with Zhang Wang.
Douzi stared at Wang Rao's eyes and said seriously: "Brother Zhang is a good person, and he won't let your Wang family suffer." ”
Wang Rao wants to cry without tears, I don't care if the Wang family suffers or not, I suffer a loss, I am the same age as him, but I want to call him uncle......