Chapter 62: Who Comforts Whom? (below)
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Fang Ziyi looked intently, and saw that he had a dark face, staring at the silver spear in his hand silently, without a hint of fear. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Seeing that this person usually giggles and is not in shape, but he didn't expect to be a little arrogant, Fang Ziyi praised him in his heart, and then shook the spear and retracted it to his waist like lightning.
Lan Ruxu glanced at her actions and smacked her lips, "What?" You don't scare me? ”
Fang Ziyi snorted lightly and said, "This time, I'll let you go, and I'll clean you up when I turn around." ”
Toad hits Hache, your tone is not small, I'm a big man, can I still be afraid of you as a chick? It's a big deal to push you down and finish it.
Thinking of this, Lan Ruxu laughed evilly twice and said: "Miss Fang, when do you want to bully me, just say it, anyway, I'm useless now, I'm not ready to resist, I decided to consciously deliver it to the door, to ensure that you bully comfortably, and use it satisfactorily, don't sneak over to see me in the future, just greet me brightly." ”
"You, do you want to die?" Fang Ziyi gritted her teeth. Although she couldn't figure out what Lan Ruxu was talking about, she understood it secretly, and it was estimated that it was definitely not a good word, so she immediately glared at Lan Ruxu with a red face.
Lan Ruxu hurriedly waved her hand and said with a dry smile: "Okay, okay, Fang Ziyi, I'm just joking with you, don't be so serious." ”
"Humph!" Fang Ziyi snorted coldly and said, "You just want me to bully you, I'm afraid I haven't done this yet." ”
Lan Ruxu was stunned for a moment, and then said in surprise: "What? Are you leaving? ”
Fang Ziyi sighed, and said abruptly: "Well, it's been more than half a month since I came out this time, and in a few days, I will be returning to the capital, and I don't know where I am now-"
The faint candlelight sprinkled in the kitchen, Lan Rusu looked at her quietly, and saw Fang Ziyidai's eyebrows frowning slightly, her eyes like autumn water, her skin like jade, and her beauty was incomprehensible. She was wearing a white dress at this time, and her chest was even more turbulent. She has seen all of her body without dropping, and Lan Ruxu remembered the first time she saw her that day, and she couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva.
Lan Ruxu saw her gloomy expression, coupled with what she just said, so she quipped: "Ziyi, we have only eloped for more than half a month, and you are homesick?" I just arrived in Jiangnan, you don't go shopping with me, be careful that I go to my father-in-law's house to rob people. ”
"You, what are you talking nonsense, who is your father-in-law." Fang Ziyi's face flushed, and he said with shame and anger.
"Okay, okay, I won't tease you, let's talk about it, is there something wrong at home?" This chick is good to herself, and Lan Ruxu's heart is also soft, and she can't bear to tease her anymore.
Fang Ziyi is angry and funny in her heart, this guy can make people half dead for a while, and make people happy for a while, I really don't know what to say.
It's just that she doesn't know that Lan Rusu is from another world, and this ability to brag and fart is exactly what Lan Ruxu is good at.
"The affairs of my family will not be solved for a while, you better take care of yourself, you have always said that you are a cook, but now you can't even lift a kitchen knife, what are your plans in the future?" Fang Ziyi glanced at him and said with concern.
Lan Ruxu laughed and said, "What can you plan?" The boat is naturally straight to the bridge, without cooking, I still have a brain, even if I have no brain, don't I still have you? ”
Fang Ziyi seemed to be accustomed to his flowery appearance, but this time she didn't get angry, but glared at him and said, "You can see it, but it's not a good thing to want to rely on me, and it won't cause a lot of trouble." ”
"Trouble? Ziyi, do you think I have less trouble? Lan Ruxu stretched out his hand and pointed at himself, and said with a smile: "If there is trouble, it is not necessarily a bad thing, just solve it, to be honest, if you didn't save me that day, I wouldn't know how to survive here." ”
Fang Ziyi's heart froze, and she was shocked for a moment before she said: "Your trouble is not a trivial matter, how easy is it to solve it?" ”
"Humph!" Lan Ruxu's eyes were cold, and a sinister smile appeared on her face: "Since Jinyiwei dares to provoke me, I will definitely entertain them." ”
Fang Ziyi looked at the crippled cook in front of him in astonishment, and was stunned on the spot for a while, this person usually has a hippie smile, but now he is extremely ruthless, it is simply incomprehensible.
After a long time, Lan Ruxu came back to her senses, and smiled embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I didn't scare you just now, did I?" ”
Fang Ziyi seemed to have just reacted, frowned and said, "How are you going to solve it?" ”
Lan Rusu smiled mysteriously, and said, "Simple, enter the palace!" ”
"You want to enter the palace?!" Fang Ziyi was shocked: "You, don't be carried away by hatred, how can you harm yourself for revenge?" ”
Self-mutilation? When did Lao Tzu say that he mutilated himself? Lan Ruxu glanced at her suspiciously, and patted her head in a daze, I'm grass, this chick doesn't think I'm going to enter the palace as a eunuch, right?
"Fang Ziyi, don't worry about my business, let's talk about you, what happened to your family, say it, I'll help you with the staff." Lan Ruxu hurriedly diverted the topic, for fear that this chick would say something more exaggerated.
Fang Ziyi looked at him in disbelief, but couldn't help but remind him: "Lan Ruxu, you better think about it again, don't do stupid things." ”
My day, can Lao Tzu be a eunuch? There are so many beauties waiting for me to save, what are you kidding, the ghost is going to be a eunuch, Lan Ruxu doesn't know how to explain it, and said unhappily: "Ziyi, can we change the topic, I won't be a eunuch, I am just willing to be Miss Su, and I am reluctant to you, being a eunuch will definitely not happen to me, don't worry, we haven't become our own son yet, I won't abandon you." ”
"Phew-" Fang Ziyi glared at him angrily, and immediately pulled out his gun and said angrily: "If you don't talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I will make you a eunuch first?" ”
You're too hard to serve this chick, aren't you? However, it was a major event related to the sexual happiness of the rest of his life, Lan Ruxu hurriedly waved his hand and said with a sneer: "In front of you, a woman, how dare I talk nonsense, I promise not to talk nonsense in the future, so it's okay, right?" ”
Fang Ziyi stood with a gun and snorted coldly: "Count you as acquaintances!" ”
For her temper, Lan Ruxu is no longer surprised, this chick pulls out a gun to scare and scare herself at most, he smiled and said: "I see that your gun is very good-looking, can you lend me a look?" ”
Fang Ziyi glanced at him and smiled disdainfully: "It's okay for me to borrow this gun from you, but can you use it?" ”
How dare you look down on me, you chick? Lan Ruxu didn't care about her mocking eyes, walked straight over, and took the silver gun in her hand, I don't know if I don't take it, it's really heavy when I pick it up, and I almost have to get rid of it.
Lan Rusu took a lot of effort to bring her silver spear to the candle flame, looked at it carefully, and studied it for a long time by the faint candlelight, and twisted it lightly at the pattern of the gun body, and then heard a loud sound, and the silver spear was shortened.
Fang Ziyi looked at his actions and said in surprise: "You are actually proficient in the way of organs?" ”
"Hehe, little meaning." Lan Ruxu didn't bother to explain, this kind of play was a child's toy of his time, and he couldn't play with such a simple thing, so wouldn't it be in vain?
Seeing his appearance, Fang Ziyi knew that he didn't bother to explain to himself, so he snorted coldly at the moment.
Lan Ruxu weighed the silver spear with both hands, and said in admiration: "The body of the gun is made of sterling silver, and the head of the gun is made of stainless steel and black iron. ”
When Fang Ziyi heard his comment, she was even more surprised, so she couldn't help but ask, "You can also see this?" ”
Lan Ruxu nodded affirmatively, not for anything else, just because his kitchen knife was also pure silver, how could he not see it? But Xuantie is his nonsense, because he has read a lot of novels, and secretly thinks that the gun head should also be made of stainless steel, so he blew it indiscriminately, but he didn't expect to be able to guess it, Lan Ruxu said proudly in his heart, Lao Tzu should really buy lottery tickets.
Lan Ruxu smiled, handed the silver gun to Fang Ziyi and said, "You are a woman, play less with these things in the future, in case you are injured, I have to die of distress?" Well, I'll get you something to play with women in the future, so you won't get hurt. ”
Well, I will prepare some leather whips, candles or something for you in the future, let's study and study it in bed, so that you won't get hurt, Lan Ruxu smiled in her heart, and was evil and lewd.
"There's something you don't understand." Fang Ziyi sighed, and said with a gloomy expression: "I have a duty, this gun must not be left with me." ”
"Duties?" Lan Rusu wondered, "What duty?" ”
Fang Ziyi chuckled lightly at him, shook his head slowly, and didn't explain too much to him.