Chapter 44: Who's the Stinky Girl?
The conditions set by He Daxian are actually very reasonable for Han Kuangsi, and they are not difficult to implement.
Anyway, it can't be attacked, so it's better to get out of the way, let the Tang army out, and wait for the arrogant "New Zhenwu Patrol Envoy" to attack Shuozhou, and then let Xiao Luying send troops to attack. Even if Captain Zhao doesn't attack Shuozhou, but takes the opportunity to escape, he is not afraid, how far can a thousand foot soldiers run? The Khitans were all cavalry troops, and the foot soldiers walked all day, and the cavalry caught up in an hour or two.
As for whether Captain Zhao has a "Tengda time", let's take a look first.
Dreams always have to come true, what if they come true?
When the Central Plains is in turmoil, there is still a certain chance that people with the ability will divide one side and form a powerful warlord force. Han Kuangsi sold a favor to the "Zhao Ping Zhenwu Border Patrol Envoy" this time, if by chance, this "Border Patrol Envoy" becomes a trend, in case he can't get along with the Khitan side, he can have one more place to go and take refuge.
Struggling to survive in the land of the Khitans, the taste of second-class citizens is all tears.
An hour later, the Khitans and Shuozhou soldiers were completely evacuated.
The entire West Estuary was restored to tranquility, and the Tang soldiers on the sandbar finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"General, will we break through now?"
The ancients were actually not so stupid, as soon as they heard that their leader was already a "Zhenwu Patrol Envoy", all the captains' eyes immediately lit up, and the title of He Daxian immediately changed from "Captain Captain" to "General".
"No, go out now, the Khitans will kill one of them, and everyone will be finished. They all go to sleep and move after dark. ”
"Get some people to take shifts, cut up the flesh of all those dead horses, and how much salt is there? Take it all to marinate the horse meat. Again, whoever dares to cut human flesh will be killed! ”
"Also, Adu, Asan, you take turns to send people to reconnoiter the surrounding area, ten people scout and ride ten miles, and come over once an hour to report."
"Wang Dali, I heard that you have received seventy horses? Hurry up, find seventy more men who can ride horses, and your cavalry will be one hundred and fifty men. ”
"Wang Da Hammer, find out all the bows and arrows on the corpses of the Khitan soldiers, and expand the archer team to five hundred."
"Several other infantry captains, all the spearmen have changed to Khitan sabers, and the spears are gathered to form a javelin team of fifty people, and I will teach you how to bid for guns!"
This time, more than a thousand Khitan cavalrymen were killed, and there were a lot of good things on them, which greatly enriched He Daxian's equipment ability.
There are many ideas in the mortal world, which He Daxian deeply recognizes, such as: "No guns, no cannons, the enemy made it for us!" ”
It is estimated that An Chongxin, a fool, will definitely write to his brother after he goes back, and the news of the so-called new Zhenwu patrol envoy will slowly spread. Believe it or not, even if it is told as a joke, more and more people will know it, and it will become more and more similar to what they say.
Who is He Daxian? Just playing Internet celebrity, fight with me? Hum.
After ordering this, let the captains get busy, and He Daxian himself went to see Shan Wu's injuries first.
The little guy hadn't woken up yet, Liu Qi and Min'er were taking care of him on the side.
He Ping probed Shan Wu's pulse, the pulse was stable, it was just a high fever, and it was estimated that he would wake up after dark. In this era, there is no other solution to the fever than to wipe the body with cold water. Because she has been feverish all over her body, Min'er is already helping him wipe his body for the third time.
He Daxian saw that it was okay, so he got into his tent by himself, took off his heavy armor, and felt a lot cooler.
After taking a sip of water, he lay down and prepared to sleep.
There's no way, I'm really tired, I have to stay up late, I have to fight, and I have to fool Han Kuangsi, a smart person, Zhao Ergou's unreliable body is a bit overspending.
"Run for what? The cicadas come here, and I'll sleep with you in my arms. ”
"Adults are so hot"
"What are you afraid of? Lao Tzu is now a general, the general takes a nap, and there is no girl in his arms to hold him, so what is it like? ”
"Why don't I go take a shower first? Sour and sour, afraid of smoking the general. ”
"It's okay, no matter how stinky a girl is, she's just a stinky girl."
The cicada snorted and laughed: "People don't want to be stinky girls." The general will sleep by himself, and I will help you make a fan. ”
He Daxian was fighting with the little girl while falling asleep in a daze.
There was nothing to say for an afternoon, neither the Tang Army, nor the Khitan Army nor the Shuozhou Army moved, except that the three parties kept sending batch after batch of scouts to run around and monitor each other. These scouts also restrained themselves, and avoided each other when they saw each other from a distance, and did not move.
In the evening, when the sky began to darken, the Tang army set out for camp.
"Lord Han, the Tang army has moved." After Han Kuangsi, who returned to Shuozhou, received the news, he was stunned for a long time. He originally thought that the Tang army would set off in the afternoon, but it seemed that Mr. Zhao was playing tricks, and the Tang army actually did not dare to fight the Khitan cavalry in the field during the day, but chose the safest night march.
"Lord Han, why don't we form a commando team of five hundred people and attack them at night."
"No, this surnamed Zhao is scheming, he is sure of a surprise attack during the day, but a surprise attack at night, the chance of falling into a trap is too great."
"But"
"But what? They must have been walking along the Hui River, and you went to raid and crash into the river? ”
"This is also, I don't know what's going on on the sandbar, the order, after the Tang army withdraws, go to the sandbar where they are stationed to have a look."
"It's useless, I guess I can't see anything. Don't move tonight, and when the sun rises tomorrow, it's not too late to set out in pursuit. I want to see why this surnamed Zhao dares to come to Waishuozhou! ”
This sentence was also said by Han Kuangsi following the words of those stupid people, pretending to think that the Tang army was coming to besiege Shuozhou. Obviously, the Tang general surnamed Zhao is going to run away. It's just that since he promised Zhao Ping, he simply kept the appointment once, anyway, as soon as the day dawned, the Khitan cavalry would catch up.
Unless there are special circumstances, the cavalry tries to avoid night battles, which is also a common discipline in the Khitan army.
After sleeping for an afternoon, the entire Tang army recovered a lot of spirits and began a rapid night march.
In order to avoid being raided by the Khitan cavalry and the Shuozhou army, He Ping not only maintained a large-scale search of twenty cavalry reconnaissance and cavalry for ten miles, but also pulled the team to the east side of the Hui River at the beginning. At the same time, an order was also given to the scout, in a team of two, and when he saw the Khitan scout, he could shoot him. With the archery ability of the cavalry of the Tang Army, they may not be able to kill the opponent, but they can definitely prevent the opponent from approaching.
Shan Wu had woken up and was lying on a gurgling cart. The cart turned out to be a salt bag for the Firehead Army. According to General Zhao's instructions, all the salt was used up, thousands of cured horse meat were pickled, each soldier carried a few pieces of meat, and the vacated cart was loaded with some wounded soldiers.
In these years, it is already blessed by God to be able to see meat, and now they can walk with a few pieces of meat on their bodies, and the entire Tang army is smiling and energetic.
"Don't eat it secretly, it'll be so salty that your stomach hurts. Which stomach hurts, hit the board five times! ”
When Shan Wu woke up, he saw Lu Min'er sitting in the front of the car with her ass crooked, and the little girl was still humming an uncomposed tune in her mouth.
"Sister Min'er, where are the adults?"
"Hey, wake up, Xiao Wu, the adults are leading the team in front."
Shan Wu sighed, and then stopped squeaking.
"Thirsty? Would you like to drink some water? ”
"No need, I'm not thirsty, what about Liu Qi?"
"It's up ahead, too."
"Hmm"
"What do you want to say?"
"Hmm. All right. Under the moonlight, Shan Wu's little face was flushed.
"What's wrong? Do you want to pee? Lu Min'er had a sly smile on her face, and her little face was a little red.
Shan Wu nodded embarrassedly.
"Come on, I'll help you."
"Then Sister Xing, you can call a soldier to help me."
"Cut, I've wiped your whole body five times, what are you pretentious? Old Wangtou, stop the car, Xiao Wu wants to pee. ”
Under the bright moonlight, the soldiers of the brigade slowly moved forward, and the two little guys who had just turned thirteen years old and were in love with each other in the field, snuggled together.
"Alright? Shh ”
"Sister Min'er, don't bring this, I'm not a child, don't be silent."
"Why don't you pee yet? I can't catch up with the team if I don't pee anymore. ”
Lu Min'er finally found someone to bully, holding Shan Wu's ears in both hands, yelling at him at the top of her throat, and kicking him in the ass from time to time.
"Pee, hurry up!"
Shan Wu couldn't help crying.