Chapter 31: Cumbersome Dresses

"Master Cangzhuang, this is the magic weapon that can avoid the inspection of the city gate?" The corners of Gu Tianying's mouth twitched, and he asked with disgust. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

There were no particularly rare and precious objects in the black package on the table, just two black and white robes. Gu Tianying now wonders if it was on the way back from Cangbei Mountain that the package was stolen and transferred to the day.

"That's right, with these two magic weapons and our reputation, we can avoid interrogation and enter the city smoothly." Cangbeishan's face was full of confidence.

"Big brother." Chu Wei, who was standing still on the side, looked at Gu Tianying, raised his hand and pointed to his temples with a strange expression, and glanced at Cangbei Mountain. He meant to ask Gu Tianying if there was something wrong with Cangbei Mountain's head.

Gu Tianying turned his head to look at Cangbie Mountain, who was full of confidence beside him, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching, he now also wondered if Cangbei Mountain was a nervous disorder, looking at the smile on the corner of Cangbie Mountain's mouth, Gu Tianying felt more and more awkward.

Cang Ziling was also puzzled, stood up and lifted the clothes in the package, looked back and forth, and said suspiciously: "This is the dress of the girl of the Gangli clan?" ”

"What? Or women's clothing? Gu Tianying is now even more convinced that Cangbei Mountain's brain has been abnormal, and his body involuntarily moved to the side, and Chu Xilai is also guarding Wan's side with a guarded face.

What Gu Tianying is most afraid of now is that Cangbei Mountain suddenly appeared in its original form, and shouted, 'That's right!' Then he stood up and sang and striptease with a demonic expression.

Fortunately, Cangbeishan's performance was relatively normal, just holding his hands on his chest, looking at Cang Ziling and nodding with a smile.

Cang Ziling knew that Cangbei Mountain was testing herself, so she turned her mind, looked at the dress with a black veil in her hand, and suddenly said with a light in her eyes: "What does Master Zhou mean, is it to let the eldest lady and Gu Tianying pretend to be girls from the Lili clan and mix into the city?" After getting along all night, Cang Ziling has already called Wan's aunt.

"That's right, my appearance follows me, and my brain follows your mother's mother, but it turns faster than your father's brain." Cangbeishan nodded appreciatively.

Gu Tianying on the side looked at the beautiful and wild Cangziling, and then looked at how high the eight-character beard was raised, and Cangbei Mountain, who had a proud face, and secretly cursed 'stinky and shameless'.

When Wan heard Cang Ziling's words, he also came back to his senses, nodded and praised: "This method of Senior Zhou is indeed feasible. ”

"It's just that I want to wronged my son-in-law, and I'm temporarily pretending to be a woman." Cangbei Mountain looked at Gu Tianying and said.

"This doesn't get in the way, it's just a man pretending to be a woman, Young Master Gu won't mind, right?" Cang Ziling was yin and yang on the side, and said like a joke.

"Why are you pretending to be a man? Where don't mind, I mind too much. Gu Tianying glared and said, when he was a beggar with no food and clothing, he didn't wear women's clothes, and now he is inexplicably asked to dress up as a woman and wear a skirt, isn't this a perversion.

"Ying'er, being able to bend and stretch out for a big husband is nothing." Wan Shi looked at Gu Tianying, and there was a hint of a smile on the corner of his mouth. "You're going to have to wear this dress no matter what."

"Mother, even if you want to wear it, you have to explain it to me, what does this have to do with entering the city and wearing women's clothes? I'm a wanted criminal, I can get away with it by changing my clothes? Are all your officers and soldiers who guard the gates blind? "Gu Tianying should be full of black lines.

"Ziling, you explain it to Tianying. Hurry up, your master and your master are still waiting for us at the city gate. Cangbeishan said.

"Okay, Miss Ben will help you open your mind and gain a long insight." Cang Ziling said with an arrogant expression.

The Gangli people are scattered in the southwest of Yuzhou, and have been passed down from generation to generation for hundreds of years, with a population of about 30,000. Everyone in the Gangli tribe practices martial arts, and the clansmen are very talented, and the martial arts passed down from the ancestors are also extremely profound, so although the number of the Gangli tribe is not large, the strength should not be underestimated. At the beginning, Emperor Wu fought in the south and north in order to unify the world, and when he fought in Nanbei, he received the great help of the patriarch of the Lili clan. After Emperor Wu ruled the world, he wanted to make the patriarch of the Lili clan the governor of Yuzhou, but the patriarch of the Lili clan was used to wandering and had no intention of taking power in the government and the opposition, so he asked Emperor Wu to take back his life and just wanted to take the ordinary life of the clansmen. So Emperor Wu transferred him to be the Taishou of Miao County, Yuzhou, only on temporary duty and did not need to take office, nor did he have to participate in the affairs of the government and the opposition.

There is a family rule that all women who are about to become adults must wear a uniform black and white dress and wear a veil, and they cannot show their true faces. If the veil is removed by a man and his face is clearly seen, there are only two options, one is to marry him, and the other is not to marry for life. Many women are unintentionally seen by men, and they really don't want to marry men, so they choose the second way. This is also one of the reasons why the population of the Gangli tribe has been developing for hundreds of years, but the population is so sparse.

After listening to Cang Ziling's explanation, Gu Tian should have understood. Zhou Boyi meant to let himself and the Wan clan pretend to be women from the Gangli clan, and then evade the interrogation of the officers and soldiers.

"This method is good, but let me wear this, pretend to be a woman, isn't it too child's play, how can I see people when this thing gets out?" Gu Tian used two fingers to pick up the dress on the table with a look of disgust on his face, and he had a feeling in his heart that it was very likely that Zhou Boyi deliberately took revenge and made him lose face.

So far, this is the only way to work, Wan persuaded him for a long time, and Gu Tianying gritted his teeth and agreed.

"Everyone, hurry up and prepare, don't let Senior Zhou and them wait." Cangbeishan said.

Gu Tianying took a dress and black gauze and returned to the room alone, gritted his teeth and turned his heart sideways, and took off his clothes with three times and five by two. But as soon as he unfolded the black and white dress, it was difficult. The dress of the girl is divided into six pieces inside and out, and there is a unique way to wear buttons, which is extremely cumbersome. Gu Tianying picked up something that looked like a belly pocket, looked at it for a long time, couldn't tell the front and back, left and right, groped for a vague piece of it on his body, and almost strangled himself to death.

"Uncle, women are trouble!" Gu Tianying pulled down his belly pocket, snorted angrily, sat on the bed, stared at the dress on the table, and secretly worried.

"Hey, Miss Gu, are you dressed?" After a while, Cang Ziling's ridiculous voice sounded outside the door. She also groped for a long time to help the Wan family dress neatly, and naturally knew that Gu Tian should not wear them, so she specially came to the door to laugh at him. I don't know why, when I saw that Gu Tian should be embarrassed, Cang Ziling was extremely happy in her heart.

"Schadenfreude little girl!" Gu Tianying listened to Cang Ziling's words, he was so angry in his heart, he was about to go crazy when he suddenly had a flash of inspiration, his eyes rolled, and he laughed evilly.

Gu Tianying kicked on his pants, **** came to the door with his upper body, and opened the door with a bang. Cang Ziling, who was standing outside the door, originally wanted to see Gu Tianying's embarrassment of wearing the wrong clothes, but he didn't expect Gu Tianying to come out shirtless.

"Dengzi, why don't you wear clothes!" Cang Ziling looked at Gu Tianying's uniform and perfect figure, her face turned red when she rubbed it, and she turned around and scolded.

The neatly dressed Wan and the others rushed over when they heard the sound, Cangbeishan looked at Gu Tianying naked, hurriedly pulled a few people into the house, frowned and asked, "I said son-in-law, why haven't you dressed yet?" ”

"Master Cangzhuang, this dress is too cumbersome, there are several pieces inside and out, I can't even tell how to wear it before and after." Gu Tianying frowned and pretended to be sad and said.

"Gee, I was negligent." Cangbei Mountain turned his head and glanced at the crowd, and the people in the room looked at each other, only Cang Ziling would wear the clothes of the girl of the Li tribe, and the Fang Wan clan was dressed neatly with the help of Cang Ziling. "That Ziling, you can help Tianying wear it."

"What? I help him get dressed? Daddy, am I your own daughter?! Cang Ziling asked with a glare.

"Oh, this isn't an emergency, only you know how to wear this dress, is it possible to let Mrs. Gu learn and sell it now? Time is of the essence, my dear daughter. "Cangbeishan is deliberately matching the two, he has his plans." Besides, now that you have decided on your family, it is understandable to help your future husband tidy up and tidy up his clothes. ”

Cangbei Mountain's words were right for Gu Tianying, looking at Cang Ziling with an angry face, Gu Tianying didn't want to mention how happy it was.

"Since this is the case, there is Lao Ziling." Gu Tianying smiled and bowed his hand.

"I didn't promise to help you." Cang Ziling said with a glare.

"Hey, it's urgent, don't mess around, hurry up." Cangbeishan turned his face away, took the others out of the room, and closed the door with his hand.

Cang Ziling turned around again, and Gu Tianying was about to take off his pants.

"Shameless lewd thief, what are you doing?!" Cang Ziling hurriedly covered her eyes.

"Isn't it a change of clothes? How can you change it if you don't take it off? Gu Tianying asked with a simple face.

Cang Ziling naturally knew that this was Gu Tianying deliberately tricking himself, his silver teeth creaked, and he put his hand down ruthlessly. "Gu Tianying, I remember today's events, you wait for me!"

"Oh." Gu Tianying nodded. "Can you take it off now?"

"Don't take it off! Put it on first! Cang Ziling roared with a red face.

Looking at Cang Ziling, who was full of shame and anger, Gu Tianying was distracted, not to mention, Cang Ziling's appearance was really beautiful. Gu Tianying stepped over to the table and stood still, picked up his belly pocket and handed it to Cang Ziling, and said with a smile: "Don't say it, between Perfection and you, there is one more stinky temper." ”

"How dare you say it again!" Cang Ziling said with red cheeks and gritted teeth.

"When I fart." Gu Tianying looked at Cang Ziling, who was about to go berserk, and didn't dare to stimulate her too much, so he hurriedly turned around and opened his arms and waited for Cang Ziling to dress him.

However, at the moment when Gu Tianying turned around, a happy smile appeared at the corner of Cang Ziling's mouth, just Gu Tianying's words, in general, it was still praise, this was the first time.