Chapter 9 It's all the fault of homophony
On this night that is destined to be extraordinary, the hardest thing is the doctors of the Tai Hospital. Except for Bao Jianyan, the envoy of the Tai Hospital, who had to be carried home to recuperate due to excessive fright and a sudden heart attack, the rest of the people, even if they were seventy years old, also did three turnaround runs in the palace, and their physical condition was not worse than that of the Super League.
Facing the unconscious, breathless prince and the princess with tears on her face, these silver-haired old doctors couldn't cry or laugh. Big night, how many times have you been here? Is there such a toss-up?
Complaining is complaining, the work that should be done still has to be done, otherwise, the guy who eats will not be protected, after all, this master is a strict decree issued by the emperor, and he must do his best to save him. It doesn't matter if you can't save it, but if you don't help, it won't work, at the very least, you have to pretend to be a little bit like it.
So, the doctors rushed up again, pinching the people in the middle, beating the back, and almost artificial respiration. In short, I have to let this master catch his breath first.
This time, it didn't take long for You Jian to wake up leisurely again. The doctors couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief.
However, before they could catch their breath, they realized that something was not quite right with the prince. But seeing that his eyes were empty and dull, he didn't pay attention to anyone, but kept muttering: "It's over, it's over, it's completely over now." It's over, it's over. ”
Everyone looked at each other, not knowing what was the end. In the end, he had to turn around, bow down to the princess in a low voice, and said, "Niangniang, the prince..."
Rui'er also saw her husband's abnormal behavior in her eyes, and hurriedly asked, "What is the prince?" Are you worried about your life? ”
The boss Bao Jianyan has already hung up, and the rest of the imperial doctors, you push me, I push you, no one wants to be this unlucky bastard. In the end, it was the second-in-command, the Tai Hospital Tongzhi Jia, who replied with a hard head: "According to Weichen, the prince is fine, but..."
"But what? Say it! Rui'er didn't care about the princess's demeanor at this time.
"It's just... There seems to be something wrong with the prince's mind, and it seems that the phlegm gushing has fascinated his mind and become dementia. ”
Rui'er finally couldn't hold back any longer, and tears fell down her eyes. It's okay if this person dies directly, but obviously he woke up just now, and he is obviously a good person who is alive and kicking, and he is going to be his woman! But in an instant, he was a half-dead fool again! It seems that God must make me miserable for the rest of my life!
When everyone saw this scene, they couldn't help but feel compassion. Just wanted to smear oil on the soles of his feet, when he suddenly heard a loud shout behind him: "Your uncle is demented!" Get out, get out of here! ”
This cold voice scared the imperial doctors who were not mentally prepared to the point that they were really out of their bodies. There were a few people whose prostate was not very good, and they were scared to pee their pants on the spot.
This elusive prince is a thousand years old, and I don't know when he is refreshed again! At this moment, he was opening his angry eyes, grinning at the imperial doctors who cursed him for his dementia, looking at this posture, he couldn't wait to rush up and bite people!
This time, even Rui'er was startled, staring at You Jian in a daze, and didn't dare to make a sound for a while. Could it be that this husband of his own has hit an evil spirit, how can he die and come back to life several times in less than a moment?
is still the maid Yiyi is clever, seeing that the prince is angry and the mother does not speak, the atmosphere in this room is tense to the extreme, and she hurriedly tugged at the corner of Rui'er's clothes. Only then did Rui'er react, and she said: "A group of quacks, who have no ability to do it, dare to diagnose and treat the prince indiscriminately, and talk nonsense here!" Don't go back quickly! ”
The imperial doctors woke up like a dream, and ran away one by one, for fear that they would be detained and cut by a thousand knives if they were one step slower.
After everyone withdrew from the room, Rui'er gently comforted You Jian and said, "Lord Wang, please calm your anger." The imperial doctors are just not skilled in medicine, but they will never dare to deliberately offend the prince. The prince is a daughter, and he can't be angry at these villains, and it's important to take care of your body. ”
You Jian didn't seem to hear Rui'er's words, just stared at her blankly. After a long time, he suddenly said, "Take off your clothes." ”
When the imperial doctors came to rescue You Jian just now, Rui'er was naturally already dressed. Seeing that the husband was about to undress himself again at this time, he thought that he was in a hurry, so he blushed and persuaded him: "The concubine should serve the prince wholeheartedly, but the prince has just recovered from a serious illness and has a loss of qi and blood, so he will raise him for a few days first..."
You Jian had a gloomy face, and said word by word: "I, called, you, now, here, put, clothes, clothes, take off!" ”
Rui'er saw that her husband's face was pale, her eyebrows were straight, and she was not as gentle as she was before she fell into a coma just now, so she had to slowly remove the clothes on her body. Even so, the tears of grievance can't stop spilling down like pearls. She just didn't understand why her husband and the two of them were like two people just now. It seems that he has to suffer some devastation, and it is better to let him be a fool than this!
Yi hurriedly retreated, closed the door, and prayed silently in her heart for her master.
Although Rui'er in the room closed her eyes tightly, she still felt that her husband was coming over step by step, and then she felt a chill on her body, and a pair of cold hands had already held her waist tightly.
Rui'er was so frightened that she didn't even dare to come out, for fear that she would scream and provoke the moody prince to be furious, and she would not have to be rectified to death.
But after a while, there was no movement on the other side. Could it be that he fainted again? Rui'er was already crying without tears this time, but when she opened her eyes, she didn't faint, she just stuck her head deep into her arms, stared at her chest, and studied it with good eyes.
Rui'er couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, but instantly became embarrassed again. She is 14 years old this year, she is in the prime of her life, and she is also very smart, and she has already begun to fall in love. This time, she was assigned to the prince as a concubine, and there was an older palace maid who specialized in teaching men and women. But when it came to experiencing it in person, even in front of her husband, such a naked body and skin touch, still made Rui'er feel ashamed. Her whole body trembled slightly, and she almost fainted in her husband's arms.
Just when her heart was moving, she heard You Jian scold quite harshly: "Stand still, don't move, you are trembling, I can't see clearly!" ”
Rui'er came to her senses and found that the prince was not studying his body, but the belly pocket on his body. I didn't feel that my face was about to turn purple, and I scolded myself in my heart: It's not that the prince is in a hurry, but you, thinking about some unbearable things! Rui'er, Rui'er, you have read the books of sages since you were a child, why are you like this in front of your husband... It's a shame!
At this time, You Jian did not have the leisure to care about the changes in Rui'er, but repeatedly and carefully identified the handwriting on his belly pocket, and finally confirmed that it was indeed "Wei Zhongxian plotted to kill His Highness" The seven big characters are undoubted. Thinking of what happened to him, You Jian had a premonition that something was wrong!
Although there are beautiful women in front of him, You Jian doesn't even have the slightest impulse. He asked in a trembling voice, "Rui'er, since you are my wife, you and I are one. I ask you a few words, and you have to answer them truthfully. ”
Rui'er also felt that something was wrong at this time, and hurriedly replied solemnly: "The prince asks by himself, and the concubine does not dare to hide anything." ”
You Jian tentatively asked the first question: "What year is this year?" ”
Rui'er gradually understood: her husband may indeed be demented, and he can't even figure out the years, months and days. She endured her grief and replied respectfully, "This year is the year of the Lunar New Year. ”
"I'm not asking you about the sexagenary branch, I'm asking you, the year name, the year name!"
"Oh, this year is the third year of the Apocalypse."
Three years of the apocalypse! You Jian's heart was already half cold. But he didn't give up, and continued to ask the second question: "What is my name?" ”
Rui'er forced herself to endure it, but tears began to roll in her eyes again: "The name of the prince, the concubines don't dare..."
"If you want to say it, you can say it!"
"Yes! … The name of the prince is... Zhu Youzhen. ”
Cinnabar! Composed! Examine!
After staying for a long time, You Jian in the previous life, and Zhu Youzhen in the present life squeezed out a few words from between their teeth: "I'm your uncle!" ”
Even if he doesn't learn any more skills, he knows that Zhu Youzhen is the last emperor of the Ming Dynasty. When he ascended the throne, the Ming Dynasty was already on fire everywhere, smoking in eight places, simply put, the number of gas was exhausted, and whoever became the emperor could not save the fate of the dynasty. Although Emperor Chongzhen was diligent in government, he had no choice but that the imperial court had been corrupted to the extreme from top to bottom, and the civil officials were stupid and incompetent, only knowing infighting, and the military generals were greedy for life and afraid of death, and supported the army with self-respect. He himself is stubborn and self-serving, and he will not admit his mistakes. In the more than ten years since he ascended the throne, the more the emperor tried, the worse the situation became. The house leak happened to rain overnight, and the natural disasters in the Ming Dynasty were frequent in the past ten years, and the people were not able to make a living, as if even God was working against Chongzhen. Under these circumstances, the military force of the Ming Dynasty also declined to the extreme. Internally, peasant armies such as Li Zicheng and Zhang Xianzhong rose up one after another, stirring up the Central Plains into a mess; The Manchu forces outside the Guanxi sprung up and looked at the Central Plains. After persisting for eighteen years, Li Zicheng finally broke through the Beijing Division, and Chongzhen only ended up with a tragic ending of hanging the coal mountain. After that, the Manchu Qing Dynasty entered the customs, and the great country fell into the hands of foreign races, and the Chinese nation suffered an unprecedented catastrophe.
Thief God! My brother's name is You Jian, so you let my brother cross into Zhu Youzhen! You're making too much of a joke!
At this time, it's too late to hate my parents for not giving them a good name. What made Zhu Youzhen even more frightened was that it seemed that after he crossed over, his luck was not as good as the original one. That one can live for at least another twenty years, and how can he come up and provoke Wei Zhongxian!
He also knew that Wei Zhongxian was a famous eunuch in the late Ming Dynasty, and he was trusted by the emperor during the Apocalypse, and his power was monstrous. He took control of Dongchang, defeated the Donglin Party, appointed his cronies to cause chaos in the government, and claimed to be 9,000 years old, and those who offended him were all murdered. It wasn't until Chongzhen ascended the throne that he was uprooted, and finally committed suicide in fear of sin.
Historically, I killed him, and now it seems that he killed me!
The protagonist, who has just been upgraded to Comrade Zhu Youzhen, finally couldn't withstand this sudden super blow anymore, and fainted again gloriously.