Chapter Fifty-Eight: Fighting Wine to Make a Brother
Yuwen Chengdu was originally a good wine, but now Liu Li invited him to drink, but he refused, Liu Li really couldn't figure it out. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info Shicai, Yuwen Chengzhi mentioned wine, Yuwen Chengdu's eyes lit up, and he could see that he was a good wine person, what happened?
Looking at Yuwen Chengdu's appearance, he didn't take Liu Li in his eyes at all, as if he didn't mean anything to drink with him.
"Haha." Yuwen Chengzhi laughed loudly, with a look of contempt, and sneered: "The surname Liu, you are looking for the fourth brother to drink, you are too self-conscious, do you know how to write the word 'death'?" ”
He suffered a big loss, and even Yuwen Chengdu didn't help him speak, he was angry with Liu Li, and now that he has the opportunity to laugh at Liu Li, he naturally won't miss it.
"Brother Liu, don't take it to heart, the words of the third brother don't have to be taken seriously." Yuwen Chengdu hurriedly explained, "I would be happy to discuss the knowledge of skipping class with you, but I really don't have the energy to drink with you." ”
What do you want to learn about skipping classes? Liu Li doesn't know what to say, this bad problem is also knowledge? What kind of knowledge is this?
"Why?" Liu Li asked.
"Not for anything else, it's just that my alcohol consumption is too large, and with your alcohol consumption, I am really not my opponent, and it is really boring to drink." Yuwen Chengdu looked at Liu Li and shook his head with a look of regret.
Yuwen Chengdu has a good impression of Liu Li, especially in the matter of skipping class, he is a confidant, and he hates to see each other late. It's really a big pity that I can't get drunk with Liu Li.
I see, Liu Li smiled and said, "Brother Yuwen, you don't know, brother and I are also massive, and I haven't been drunk until now." ”
"Brother Liu, you don't have to talk big." Yuwen Chengdu didn't believe it, and said: "I started drinking when I was three years old when I stole my father's wine, and now I am sixteen years old, and I haven't been drunk for thirteen years." My father is very proud of his drinking, and he doesn't pour a thousand glasses, and he doesn't pour me down. ”
Drinking at the age of three is too early, drinking really has to start from a baby.
"I'm seventeen years old, and I've been drinking as long as you, and I've never been drunk." Liu Li's eyes were shining, and his fighting intent was blazing.
The wine in this world is low-alcohol wine, the degree is very low, and the degree is not as high as that of beer, for Liu Li, who is used to drinking modern liquor, this is no different from drinking water.
In another time and space, Liu Li's amount of alcohol is very amazing, he won't release water when he drinks three beers, four of them should almost go to WC to report, and as for five, Lao Tzu has never drunk them.
No one has drunk me yet!
I don't believe it, with my amazing amount of alcohol, you can't do it?
"Really?" Yuwen Chengdu saw that Liu Li was serious, and couldn't help but believe it.
"It's more real than real!" Liu Li's tone is not high, but it is unquestionable.
"If that's the case, it's not impossible to drink with you." Yuwen Chengdu's face was solemn, and he said in a deep voice: "Brother Liu, don't complain that the little brother didn't remind you, if you don't have such a large amount of alcohol and insist on pulling me to drink, don't blame me for turning my face and not recognizing people." ”
He has a good impression of Liu Li, but drinking is one of his biggest hobbies, and if he is deceived by Liu Li in this matter, he will be very unhappy and will have a great impression of Liu Li.
"I'm just afraid you don't drink enough." Liu Lidao.
"Fourth brother, drink with him, drink him to death, I don't believe it, there are still people in this world who drink more than you." Yuwen Chengzhi knew how much Yuwen Chengdu was fond of wine, and encouraged him.
Yuwen Chengdu has a total of three hobbies: one is good martial arts, he is a martial arts idiot, and he seizes all the time to practice martial arts. It is precisely because of this that he became one of the top ten fierce generals of the Sui Dynasty at a young age, and over time, when his strength reaches its peak, he will be one of the best players in the world.
The second is that he is a good wine, and he can't talk about being addicted to alcohol, but in addition to practicing martial arts, he is good wine. He is more confident in the amount of alcohol he drinks. In terms of force, although Yuwen Chengdu is good, he is only at the bottom of the top ten fierce generals, and there are several people who are more powerful than him. But when it comes to drinking, he's never drunk in his life.
The third is to fight unevenly and enjoy heroic things. If he doesn't take advantage of it, even his own brother will not be partial, and today's incident is the best proof of this.
Thinking about Yuwen Chengzhi, Liu Li's alcohol consumption is definitely not as good as Yuwen Chengdu, and it will definitely annoy Yuwen Chengdu, and if he instigates it, Yuwen Chengdu will definitely clean up Liu Li, and today's grievances will come out.
"You're dead!" Smug, Yuwen Chengzhi shouted at Liu Li.
Liu Li ignored him, just glanced at him, and said to Yuwen Chengdu: "Let's go, let's go have a drink!" ”
"Good!" Yuwen Chengdu saw that Liu Li's confidence was very strong, so he believed it and readily agreed.
Li Jing called the maid, gave them an order, and changed them to a private room. As soon as he entered the private room, Liu Li ordered: "Each person goes up to the ten altars first." ”
"Ten altars?" Li Jing's face was a little ugly, and his alcohol consumption was also good, but it was obviously impossible to drink ten jars.
Chai Shao was overjoyed and shouted: "My alcohol consumption is also good, it is rare to have a chance to get drunk, it seems that I will not be drunk again today." Ha ha! This is a blessing in life! ”
"Ten altars? It's kind of interesting, it looks like I'm going to have to drink it today. Yuwen Chengdu listened to it in his ears and was very satisfied.
Although he believed Liu Li's words, he was full of expectations when he saw Liu Li's actual actions.
"It can't be true, right?" Yuwen Chengzhi was a little unsure.
He wanted to use the matter of drinking to ask Yuwen Chengdu to clean up Liu Li, which was based on Liu Li's very bad drinking. If Liu Li's wine is measured and he is happy, with Yuwen Chengdu's bold personality, it is possible to take off his pants to Liu Li, how can he let Yuwen Chengdu clean up Liu Li?
"Are you telling the truth?" The maid thought that something was wrong with her ears, and she looked incredulous.
"Each person first goes up to ten altars, and then prepares ten altars." Liu Li's words were very amazing, and he advised: "Good wine, the best wine." ”
Yuwen Chengdu is such a heroic man, if he doesn't use the best wine to entertain him, it is too much of a thing.
"If the best wine is very expensive, a jar will cost a hundred taels of silver." The maid was afraid that Liu Li would not be able to pay.
"And then." Liu Li took out a fine Dongzhu and threw it to the maid and said, "This is a few hundred jars of good wine." ”
Yuwen Chengzhi's face turned green all of a sudden, this is his Dongzhu, okay? Now it has become Liu Li's trophy, used to buy wine to entertain Yuwen Chengdu, and he almost died of anger.
"And the best dishes. Just do it, don't ask, the money is not enough to make up for it. "Liu Li is also a cheerful person, and if he wants to win over Yuwen Chengdu today, he naturally can't be stingy.
"Guest officer, you wait, it'll be fine in a while." The handmaid was completely relieved, this was a high roller, especially polite.
The maid went to make arrangements, and they sat down. Yuwen Chengdu casually put the phoenix wings on the ground, and the ground trembled, and it was obvious that the weight was not light.
"How heavy does this be?" Chai Shao asked with some curiosity.
More than 300 catties, Liu Li said in his heart.
"It's not heavy, less than three thousand pounds." Yuwen Chengdu said lightly.
"What? Three thousand pounds? An exclamation sounded, all of them were shocked, and their faces were in disbelief.
Li Jing, Chai Shao, Hongfu and Wang Xihua all stared at Yuwen Chengdu with a strange expression.
Liu Li almost fell to the ground, "Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties" said that Yuwen Chengdu's weapons weighed more than 300 catties, but he didn't expect that this was not the case, Yuwen Chengdu's weapons were almost 3,000 catties heavy, what kind of divine power did this have?
"I'm still growing, I haven't reached the peak, my strength hasn't reached the top yet, and I can only use a weapon of three thousand pounds. When I reach the peak, I don't need 10,000 catties, but 8,000 catties. Yuwen Chengdu looked regretful, as if three thousand catties were too light.
Liu Li thought of Zhao Boyan, tens of thousands of catties of stones in his hands were like playing, Yuwen Chengdu is such a famous general, his strength has reached its peak, and it is reasonable to use tens of thousands of catties of weapons.
"Brother, if you don't say anything else, your weapon is so heavy, you have to drink it well." Liu Li put his hand on Yuwen Chengdu's shoulder, and said very intimately.
"That's right!" Li Jing and Chai Shao agreed in unison.
Looking at the world, there are so many generals, how many of them can use weapons weighing 3,000 catties? It's definitely worth a drink.
"Huh." Yuwen Chengdu was happy, put his hand on Liu Li's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Brother Liu is right, we must have a good drink." ”
Before he drank this wine, he hooked his shoulders and put his back on his back, calling him a brother, and his feelings were full of emotion.
Yuwen Chengzhi had a premonition that something was wrong, and it was estimated that he had lifted a stone and shot himself in the foot.
The maid brought dozens of jars of wine with a group of servants and put them in the house. This house is not small, but it can't hold so much wine, and the wine jar alone accounts for most of it, which is not spectacular at first glance.
"Great!" Yuwen Chengdu was overjoyed and amazed.
Yuwen Chengdu stretched out his right hand, and the seven jars of wine flew over as if they were being carried by a rope, and the sealing mud automatically fell off, and a fragrant and attractive aroma of wine permeated the room, which was intoxicating.
These wine jars automatically flew in front of everyone, one person and one altar, even Hongfu and Wang Xihua were no exception.
"Good skills!" This hand is very handsome, and everyone praises it in unison.
"You can't drink it." Yuwen Chengzhi picked up the wine jar, and was about to drink it, so he stopped Liu Li.
"The surname is Liu, you don't want to get an inch." Yuwen Chengzhi was not happy, and said: "It's my fault to deal with you, but I've already apologized, you don't want a small belly." ”
This is a naked slap in the face, Yuwen Chengzhi must be unhappy.
"Brother Liu, please look at my face......" Anyway, Yuwen Chengzhi is his own brother, and Yuwen Chengdu has to save some face for him and intercede for him.
"Brother Yuwen, it's not that I don't give you face, it's that he got into a lot of trouble today, I beat him, it's really for his good, for the good of your family, he, he has to give us wine and food, which is considered a punishment for him." Liu Li was very unhappy with Yuwen Chengzhi, and he had to teach him a good lesson.
"You're talking nonsense." Yuwen Chengzhi exploded when he heard it, and said: "You beat me, robbed me, and didn't let me drink, what kind of truth is this?" ”
It was Dongzhu that Liu Li used to buy wine, and it was also the loot that was scavenged from him, and it was too much to say that Yuwen Chengzhi was not allowed to drink.
Yuwen Chengdu looked at Liu Li and waited for him to explain.
Liu Li did not disappoint him, and said: "This is Li Jing, a member of the Li family of Zhao County, this is Sister Zhang, Brother Li's favorite person......" Speaking of this, stop talking, its meaning is clear.
"I heard that there are two geniuses, Li Mi and Li Jing, in the Li clan of Zhao County, and it turns out that they are Your Excellency, which is disrespectful and disrespectful." Yuwen Chengdu saluted Li Jing.
"Don't dare, don't dare." Li Jing hurriedly returned the gift.
"Third brother, Brother Liu is right, he stopped you today for your own good, to prevent a big trouble for our Yuwen family, you have to serve well." Yuwen Chengdu turned his head and rushed to Yuwen Chengzhi.
With the power of the Yuwen family, they may not be afraid of the Li clan of Zhaojun, but this is very troublesome. If Liu Li'er hadn't stopped Yuwen Chengzhi in Jin'er, once his conspiracy succeeded, he would inevitably provoke a conflict between the Yuwen family and the Li family of Zhaojun.
Li Jing is the genius of the Li family of Zhao County, if his daughter-in-law is humiliated, where will the face of the Li family of Zhao County go? The Li family of Zhaojun will inevitably have to regain face, and the Yuwen family will be in big trouble.