He was happily drinking and watching the dance, but suddenly caught a glimpse of a Jingzhou military general sitting opposite, about forty years old, not tall, but very strong, obviously drank too much wine, his face was ruddy, his eyes were dull, while stuffing meat into his mouth, he was smiling and squeezing his eyebrows at a dancing girl in a hall, and his face showed a lustful **** expression. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The dancing girl obviously also has a heart, dancing and dancing, while slowly moving towards the general, the snake's waist can't help twisting and twisting, and the movements are extremely charming and provocative.

Seeing that the beauty responded, the military general was even more interested, so he simply lost the meat in his hand, wiped the oil on his body casually, grinned loudly, and stretched out his big hand to touch the dancing girl's thigh.

If you don't die, you won't die, this military general is simply a trick to die......

As soon as Sun Lang wanted to ask who the dead military general was, he suddenly heard a crisp sound of "pop", it turned out that Liu Biao also saw the rude behavior of this general, so he was furious, slapped the table like thunder, pointed at the man and scolded: "Bah! Hansheng is bold and presumptuous! How dare you tease my beloved Ji! ”

The military general woke up like a dream, and the yellow soup in his stomach turned into sweat on his forehead, and he hurriedly knelt on the ground and said in fear: "Lord...... Lord, the last general was confused for a while, and did something indecent, please atone for your sins! ”

"Humph! This is my favorite dancing girl, how can you play at will? In the long run, who will still be able to take me seriously? Liu Biao didn't give up, his face was full of coldness and anger, and he shouted: "Huang Hansheng has no distinction between lords and ministers, his behavior is frivolous, and his sins are unforgivable, come on!" Pull me down and chop it! ”

"What?" The military general was shocked, and fell to the ground and begged for mercy: "The Lord is gracious, and the last general will not dare!" ”

Other generals also came out to intercede for the man, and Cai Mao took the lead, and they all knelt on the ground. But Liu Biao drank a lot of wine, and at this time he was already drunk, and he was obviously very sensitive to other women's teasing of him, and in front of Sun Lang, he also wanted to show his prestige, so the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, the more angry he became. Seeing that this group of people ganged up and pleaded for mercy, as if they were forming a party for personal gain, they were even more annoyed, and they just slapped the case and shouted: "Cut it!" Chop me off! Whoever intercedes again will be guilty of the same crime! ”

As he spoke, two swords and axes went to the upper hall, reached out and took off the hood from the general's head, wanting to drag it down and behead him.

Sun Lang happily watched the excitement. He clearly saw that it was the dancing girl who seduced the military general first, and then the military general took advantage of the situation to tease, but this Liu Jingsheng did not punish the dancing girl, but came up to behead his own generals.

Hehe, Liu Jingsheng is really a rat, so unkind and mean, he is not as good as a little concubine to his humerus, no wonder he can't even keep Jingzhou!

Cut it, cut it, the fewer generals he has, the more beneficial it will be to my Sun family's army. You call it self-destruction of the Great Wall, sooner or later it should be my grandson's family to seize Jingzhou.

Sun Lang simply picked up a bottle of wine, crossed Erlang's legs, and happily acted as an onlooker who did not know the truth.

"Charcoal, charcoal, who is this old pervert who died? Hehe, don't learn from Uncle Ben if you don't have the ability, even Liu Biao's women dare to rub oil. Seeing that Lao Tzu kissed Liu Biao's wife, he wanted to worship us like a lord, this is the gap! Haha......"

Tantou muttered: "Huang Zhong Huang Hansheng...... The magic skill is ......"

"Poof!"

Sun Lang only listened to the first two words, and the full mouthful of wine he had just drunk in his mouth spurted out. My throat was choked by the drink, and I almost didn't catch my breath, and I couldn't stop coughing on the table.

Liu Biao hurriedly asked with concern: "Huh? What happened to Eun Gong? Could it be that the food is not eaten? ”

"No...... No! Rapid ...... Leave people under the knife quickly! Sun Lang has always cherished brave generals, and when he heard that Huang Zhong, who would be famous all over the world in the future, was about to burp in the blink of an eye, and he couldn't take care of his embarrassment, so he coughed and walked out. The knife and axe man knew that Sun Lang was a distinguished guest, and when he saw him blocking loudly, he could only stop and let go of Huang Zhong's hand.

Sun Lang fell to the ground towards Liu Biao and said, "Lord Zhou Mu, keep people under the knife quickly, don't kill this General Huang!" ”

"Oh?" Liu Biao looked sideways and said, "Could it be that even Engong has to intercede for Huang Hansheng?" ”

Sun Lang hugged his fists and said: "Yes, although this General Huang has lost his temper for a while, he is not in his body, but in you, Lord Zhou Mu." ”

Liu Biao was puzzled: "Oh? Why did Eun Gong say this? Why is it wrong with me? ”

Sun Lang said happily: "Haha...... Blame the lord's Du Kang wine is too delicious, and blame the lord's concubine for being too beautiful. How can anyone who has drunk this fine wine and seen such a coquettish woman not be tempted? Haha, everyone is a man with strong blood, and this behavior is also normal. To tell you the truth, I'm a little nervous about it! Hahaha! ”

Liu Biao has always been proud of the concubines he owns, and he has always been a drunkard, listening to Sun Lang praise his wine and concubines, and listening to his straightforward words, quite in line with his appetite, he couldn't help but love it in his heart, stroked his beard and muttered: "Hmm...... Grace's words are very reasonable. ”

He pondered for a moment, feeling that it was not good to thin Sun Lang's face, so he glanced at Huang Zhongdao, who was kneeling on the ground, and said, "Since it is Engong who is interceding, I will spare your life for the time being." But although the death penalty is forgiven, the living sin cannot be escaped! Just degrade you to be a Changsha general! You go back to your seat and drink, and you will go to Changsha tomorrow to take up your post! ”

At that time, Changsha was still a bleak town where birds didn't poop. Huang Zhong was demoted to Changsha, although he was full of displeasure, but it was better than losing his head, he bowed to Liu Biao, and raised his hand to thank Sun Lang for saving him, and retreated back to his seat stupidly.

"Hahaha!" When Liu Biao saw that this matter was over, he waved his hand and ordered the dancers to continue dancing, and laughed: "The ugly things in the family make Engong laugh!" Come on, come on! Engong returned to his seat, let's raise a glass and drink, talk about wine, and don't get drunk! Hahaha! ”

When he saw Sun Lang sitting down, he wanted to chat with Sun Lang about a few family things, so he asked again: "I don't know where Sun Gongzi is, why did he pass through the Han River by boat?" ”

Sun Lang was about to continue drinking with a smile, but when he heard this, it was like a basin of cold water.

Worst! I also stood up to save others, but in fact, I have always been a mud bodhisattva crossing the river, and it is difficult to protect myself!

Liu Biao opened his mouth to ask me about my life experience, how should I answer? That's it! Regardless of three, seven, twenty-one, let's talk nonsense first!

When Sun Lang thought of this, he hardened his head and wanted to say that he was a Wu Yue person and wanted to go to Bashu to do business, but he met a water bandit through the waters of Jingzhou, and almost ran out of personal wealth.

How do you know, before he could tell these lies, he heard a sudden sound of hurried footsteps outside the door, and a servant entered the hall and said: "Lord Yuzhou, General Huang is here, and he has been waiting outside the door for a long time, saying that he wants to see you!" ”

As soon as the servants rushed in, the chimes immediately stopped, and the dancers also stopped dancing. Liu Biao's face was full of displeasure and said, "General Huang? Isn't Huang Hansheng sitting in the temple? Why is there another General Huang outside? ”

The servant said resignedly, "This ...... This General Huang is not General Huang, this General Huang is...... It was Jiang Xia who guarded Huang Zu Huang, saying that he had to see you and tell him something important. ”

(I checked a lot of information, but I couldn't find Huang Zu's words, so I had no choice but to call him Huang Zu.) Also, which classmate knows what Liu Biao should call himself at that time? Widows? Solitary? This officer? There is a history expert who is troublesome in the book review area to point out the little brother~)