Act 101 Difficult Communication
"What's your name?"
The girl replied coldly, "Snake Lady." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”
"Snake Lady?"
Guan Kunyu was stunned, what kind of name is this?
"I'm not asking you what those mother-in-laws call you, I'm asking your parents to give you names."
As soon as she heard the word "parents", the snake girl's face showed a trace of tenderness, but in a blink of an eye, it was frozen again, and she didn't answer Guan Kunyu's question!
Well, Guan Kunyu now understands why she took away the snake girl, what was the relieved expression on Yagong's face - just with her attitude, it was really wishful thinking to make money!
Feeling that his seven taels of silver are still a big wronged in the eyes of others!
"Okay...... Since you don't want to say it, then I won't ask, Snake Lady, why do they call you Snake Lady? ”
The snake lady is still expressionless.
"Because they say I dance like a snake."
Dancing like a snake? Guan Kunyu imagined that some dances in India are quite snake-like, I don't know if it's like that.
I didn't think much about it, anyway, let her jump to know, but before that, Guan Kunyu felt that she still had to dress up this dirty snake girl.
Guan Kunyu first took the snake girl to find an old clothes shop to buy a dress, not that he picked the door, but that the Ming Dynasty actually did not have finished new clothes to sell, at this time the ready-to-wear shops are all small business, where will there be so much money to make a bunch of different styles and sizes of ready-to-wear clothes to sell there?
You know, ancient clothes were durable goods! Everyone buys cloth, and then takes the cloth to find someone to customize clothes by size, like Guan Kunyu now, if you need to buy a dress temporarily, you can only go to the old clothes shop.
Well, that is, to buy second-hand clothes.
The clothes were available, and it was noon, and Guan Kunyu, who had an empty stomach, had no interest in shopping, and returned to the inn with the snake girl. After the snake lady finished grooming, the meal that Guan Kunyu asked for was also delivered.
Guan Kunyu pointed to the table and said, "Sit down, let's talk while eating." ”
The snake lady shook her head: "Women don't sit at the table." ”
"I don't have so many rules here, so you can eat it."
The snake lady continued to shake her head.
Guan Kunyu rubbed his forehead and thought of a way.
"Come here, sit down, and feed me."
This time, the snake girl moved, sat at the table very obediently, and took a piece of chicken and sent it to Guan Kunyu's mouth.
Originally, it should be an exciting thing to have a beautiful woman to feed, but in fact, the snake girl's cold expression as if Guan Kunyu owed her three hundred taels of silver can smash any good mood.
What's more serious is that I don't know why, whenever Guan Kunyu faces the eyes of the snake girl, he always has a sense of horror that he is being targeted by the snake...... Now he is very suspicious that the origin of the snake lady's name is really because of dancing?
"Snake Lady, can you laugh a little?"
The snake lady's answer is a laugh that is more ugly than crying.
"Forget it...... You can do whatever you want...... You eat too. ”
The snake lady was indifferent.
"Okay, I'll let you eat it, don't spoil my interest!"
Under such an order, the snake lady sandwiched a piece of meat for herself to eat.
It's really difficult to communicate......
"Okay, Snake Lady, go dance for me."
The snake lady got up and came to the table and danced.
Guan Kunyu has never seen the dance of the snake lady, which is quite similar to the Spanish flamenco dance, but with a lot of things missing, and a lot of waist movements, with swaying arms, it is really like a snake dance.
Passionate, unrestrained, provocative and explosive!
What a dance!
The only pity is that even when dancing, the snake girl still has a bitter face, no matter how good the dance is, everyone owes her three hundred taels of the same expression, so it's strange that it can be good! No wonder Yagong said that she had to use a veil to cover her face when dancing, it turned out that it was not to cover her ugliness, but to block this expression!
If the snake lady has always been like this...... That Guan Kunyu really felt that the seven taels of silver were earned by those two teeth!
"Okay, okay, don't jump, you can come here." Guan Kunyu beckoned and asked the snake lady to sit back at the table, "Were you like this before?" It's as if everyone owes you three hundred taels of silver. ”
The snake lady was expressionless and silent.
……
After taking three deep breaths and barely suppressing the depression in his heart, Guan Kunyu continued: "It's really not good to call you a snake girl all the time, since you don't want to tell me what your real name is, then I'll call you Ling'er in the future, are you willing?" If you don't like it, I'll change the name, or you can just make one yourself. ”
The snake lady looked at Guan Kunyu a little blankly, and nodded silently after a while, agreeing with the name.
"Hah! Yes, yes, then I'll call you Ling'er! ”
Zhao Linger in "Fairy Sword" is a descendant of Nuwa, with a human body and a snake tail, and it just so happens that there is also a snake in the name of the snake lady, and Guan Kunyu also has a nostalgic attack, so he gave such a name.
"Where are you from? How was it sold? ”
Ling'er didn't speak.
"Who is your father? Where's your mother? ”
Ling'er still didn't answer.
"In addition to Chinese, will you speak to people?"
Ling'er continued to load the stones.
Guan Kunyu felt that she was almost emaciated, why was it so difficult to talk to her!? If she had changed her temper, I'm afraid I would have beaten her up a long time ago! In this way, it seems that those two toothed men are still good at it, and they know the severity!
“How-are-you?”
Ling'er was a little surprised, but still didn't speak.
Guan Kunyu scratched his head, isn't he British?
“Hola。”
Guan Kunyu said the only Spanish word he knew, which was the meaning of hello, and then he saw Ling'er stunned for a while, and then excitedly popped out a grunt.
“&¥#%¥#@*&%……%¥¥#@!”
Seeing Guan Kunyu's blank face, Ling'er seemed to want to explain something, and she was even more excited, and opened her mouth to come again.
“&¥#%¥¥#@¥#@*&%!”
It's Spanish, right!? Well...... Or Portuguese is also possible, Catalan and Latin are not impossible, anyway, in Guan Kunyu it sounds similar.
Guan Kunyu shook his head and said very simply: "I don't understand!" You still speak Chinese! ”
I don't know if I didn't react, Ling'er opened her mouth and said a string of foreign languages.
“&¥#%¥。”
Ling'er, who realized that she had done something wrong, playfully stuck out her tongue and said, "I'm sorry." ”
Guan Kunyu didn't react at first, because he had been cutely touched by Ling'er's playful smile, and it took a long time to wake up.
"You smile so beautifully, why didn't you smile just now?"
Hearing Guan Kunyu's words, Ling'er seemed to realize something, and the smile on her face disappeared instantly, and she became a cold appearance again.
Guan Kunyu couldn't help but hold his forehead: "This kind of exchange is really ...... Alas. ”