Some people know that Sun Ergou is Long Xiaoqi, and some people don't know that Sun Ergou is Long Xiaoqi, but at least none of the leaders of the Long Yin Army know about it, and they don't pay attention to Long Xiaoqi in the past, at most they have heard of it.

Long Xiaoqi walked in, stood in the center, raised his head and waited for the circle of people in front of him to ask questions.

In fact, there is no need to ask at all, if he Long Xiaoqi is not qualified to stay in Long Yin, I am afraid that no one will have it. But this is a procedure, and it has to be done step by step. Even if this is acting, you have to play this scene well.

"Your name is Sun Ergou?"

"Yes!"

Long Xiaoqi replied loudly, although he didn't like the name very much, he had to cooperate with the trick to play it well.

"I heard that you are the wise man of their mouths?" The deputy chief of staff looked at Long Xiaoqi with interest, and asked with a smile: "How do you understand the word wise?" ”

This was the first question that the deputy chief of staff took the initiative to ask, and he was full of curiosity about this Sun Ergou. Similarly, other leaders who participated in the audit were also curious about him. This is what all the new recruits call a wise man, and they really want to see what makes this wise man different.

"Report chief, my understanding of the wise man is very simple." Long Xiaoqi raised his head and replied loudly: "If there is a mosquito lying on my egg, I will definitely not slap it over, but will choose to drive the mosquito away first, and then kill the mosquito." ”

This answer almost made everyone in the room laugh out loud, because the metaphor was so vivid. It's a bit cheesy, but there's truth in it.

"Suppose you're in the Amazon jungle, surrounded by mosquitoes crawling all over your eggs, what are you going to do?" The deputy chief of staff almost smiled and asked the second question.

"It's very simple, I pinch a bunch of mosquitoes to death, and then I use the corpses of mosquitoes to apply them to the surface of the eggs." Long Xiaoqi replied without thinking about it: "Because in comparison, my eggs are more important, and mosquito bites on other parts are not fatal, but will only cause mild poisoning and edema all over the body." ”

Strange questions, strange answers.

"Hahaha...... I'm done with my question, Brigade Liao. The deputy chief of staff smiled and nodded at Liao Shaoying.

Liao Shaoying stood up and slowly paced in front of Long Xiaoqi, staring at his eyes.

"Comrade Sun Ergou, what I heard from your answer is your handling of attacks on important and fatal parts, including defense." Liao Shaoying turned behind Long Xiaoqi and raised his voice sharply to ask, "Suppose your wife is captured by the enemy, and she is your most important person, then what will you do?" ”

Tricky question, Liao Shaoying directly gave Long Xiaoqi a problem.

"My wife will be captured? No way! Long Xiaoqi blinked.

"I'm talking hypothetical." Liao Shaoying accentuated his tone.

"The problem is that this assumption is not valid at all, Captain, how could my wife be captured?" Long Xiaoqi frowned and said, "Is it okay to ask the captain to change the question, because this question is too idiotic." ”

Ridiculous, how could my wife be captured? Don't even think about assuming it, because that's not possible.

"Okay, I'll change the question, let's say you're in love. People were taken prisoner. Liao Shaoying had no choice but to change the question.

"Which love. Person? Long Xiaoqi was stunned for a moment and said, "This is also an impossible problem, really." Captain, can you change the question? ”

Two questions in a row were refused to be answered by Long Xiaoqi in an impossible way, and the deputy chief of staff and those people all frowned. At this time, Liao Shaoying's face was dark, but he couldn't attack.

Damn, I'm talking about assumptions, of course I know that your wife is super strong, and you have a few petty feelings. People are scum, but can you assume that it can't be done?

"I know you're all starting to get impatient because I refuse to answer such hypothetical questions." Long Xiaoqi looked around at the people around him and said generously, "Why don't I answer?" Because there are no assumptions in war, I don't have to think about assumptions. So I can't answer the hypothetical question right now, but I can guarantee that when that happens, I'll make a choice. ”

"Actually...... There is no need to guarantee it at all. Long Xiaoqi continued with a deep face: "At that time, people will make choices. The only difference is ...... What does the enemy want us to choose, whether we obey or fight. You don't know whether I'm going to fight or obey in that situation, because you don't know what the enemy wants us to choose. ”

After answering, everyone present was stunned for a moment, they actually felt that what Long Xiaoqi said seemed to have some truth. But I feel that what I said is all bullshit, and there is no point in it.

"What if you were to be obedient?" Liao Shaoying asked again.

"There are no ifs, no absolutes." Long Xiaoqi showed a thoughtful expression and said, "If human beings lose their fear nerves, then everything they do will become reasonable. But can humans lose their fears? Maybe it's possible, maybe it's not, that's no if. A wise man once said: If you think of what ifs as possible, then your world is confused; If you do, maybe your world is still lost. Because humans are too good at using if, if, maybe ......"

Liao Shaoying is about to roll his eyes: **** Long Xiaoqi, when did you learn the subtlety of a poet? was originally a rough man who couldn't beat a fart with three sticks, and he dragged the article here?

"One last question-" Liao Shaoying was impatient, and he planned to send Long Xiaoqi away quickly.

"Under your guidance, all nine soldiers chose to go deep alone, what is your explanation for this? You know, the most correct thing to do is to ......"

"I know the right thing to do, the right thing to do is to rescue my teammates and return to point B after the rescue fails." Long Xiaoqi said quickly: "But don't you think it's stupid? How much time is this wasted? Don't throw your arms and do a sorry job. As the saying goes, a man should kill someone, one step to kill into a river, two steps to kill into a sea, three steps to kill, since then it is cold. ”

Liao Shaoying finally rolled his eyes and waved his hand to let Long Xiaoqi get out.

"Wait," the deputy chief of staff called Long Xiaoqi and asked, "Soldier, who is the wise man you just mentioned?" ”

"Oh, this wise man is really powerful, his understanding of the laws of the world and the universe, and even the laws of nature, has reached a point that is difficult for ordinary people to fathom." Long Xiaoqi said to the chief of staff seriously: "This wise man's surname is Long, and his name is Xiaoqi. ”

In an instant, Liao Shaoying almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood: Long Xiaoqi, your uncle! Lao Tzu asked you to act in a play, and you **** came to play with people?

Long Xiaoqi saw Liao Shaoying's expression, and hehe Yile read out his lips: boring......