Chapter 150 Pretending to be a Master?
Attract the power of outsiders to break the enemy and kill the machine, what is this trick called? Zhao Mingcheng found that this enthusiastic interaction, I don't know when, has been quite perfect!
Sure enough, the incense crowd who were originally onlookers immediately pondered. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biqugeγ info can realize the Zen machine, is the supreme glory of the incense, even if the consciousness is a little lower, but also try to use their brains to think, if you can understand a claw and half scales, go back to have the best capital to brag!
At this time, in the crowd, an old woman with a very good temperament, saw the master who was still holding the porcelain cup in her hand, her heart moved, and she said weakly: "Did the master say 'you must be merciful and spray away the obstacles'?" β
Seeing that the interactor really appeared, Zhao Mingcheng immediately patted his palm a few times and praised: "Not bad, this eldest sister, you have a deep sense of Zen!" In fact, this Zen can be explained a little more generally! β
Seeing that everyone's eyes were attracted, Zhao Mingcheng held his head high and said majestically: "The master wants to say: In the face of this kind of perverted person, be merciful, and get close to me, I will not only spray you with blood, but also stone you to death!" β
"Huh?" As soon as these words came out, everyone was stunned, how could the monks burst out?
"Hahaha, in the face of perverted ~ perverted people, this, you can smash!" The first tall and thin brocade man who was praised by Zhao Mingcheng, at a critical time, spoke up again!
"Yes, yes, this disgusting pseudo-mother, you must wake him up directly, otherwise, it will be difficult for him to remember it for a long time!" Temperament grandma also came to a conclusion at the same time.
After all, the yin and yang of heaven and earth have been determined, and this act is absolutely against the harmony of heaven. Driven by this, others immediately expressed their contempt for this disgusting same-sex love.
Seeing the two of them folding, the last strong man snorted coldly, and then directly squeezed through the crowd, jumped off the wishing pool next to him, caught a red golden fish with his bare hands, and jumped back to the monk again and said: "Master, I want to solve the puzzle, do you say that the fish in my hand is a dead fish or a live fish?" β
"Phew!" The onlookers all gasped when they heard this, and at this time they also completely understood that these people were here to kick the field!
The monk was also dumbfounded, these people were too ruthless, they asked such a desperate question?
If you say that the fish is alive, with the strength of this big man's hands, you can be pinched to death in an instant. At that time, a life will be lost because of oneself, and it will surely add to the obstacles.
If the fish is dead, now the fish is clearly moving, which is forcing yourself to commit the taboo of not speaking to monks! The monk frowned, this question is completely solved!
He couldn't help but glance at the kid who had just been able to blow the Tao, and then immediately closed his eyes and meditated, continuing to be ruthless to the end!
This time, none of the pilgrims comprehended the master's Zen anymore, and several people discussed in private: Could it be that the master saw that these people were deliberately looking for trouble, and no longer paid attention to them?
The more we explore, the more likely this possibility becomes!
Just because a master can endure it doesn't mean that they also have this kind of cultivation! The old man in brocade and the grandmother with temperament took the lead, and they accused the person of going too far.
The strong man directly ignored everyone's condemnation, but this time he set his eyes on Zhao Mingcheng, and said in a weird manner: "This little master, this time, how can the master's Zen be solved?" β
Zhao Mingcheng's expression did not change at all, and in the face of the angry crowd, he stretched out his right hand, his index finger was diagonally facing the sky, pointing to the upper left corner of his head, and then pointing to the upper right corner of his head.
Everyone looked at him, only to see that there were two words written on his two foreheads, and when they were carefully identified, they were the words 'quiet' and 'forbearance'.
It's strange to say, as soon as they saw these two words, the raging crowd immediately calmed down. Many people find that these two words are Zen and completely summarize the principles of life, and at the same time they are thinking: Is this person the reincarnation of a spirit child?
Zhao Mingcheng saw that everyone was quiet, so he chuckled casually and said, "It's just a little thing, the master has already given the answer." Since you have not understood it thoroughly, in order to let you better grasp the Zen meaning, ...... like this" pointed to the little novice who brought him and said, "Little master, you, immediately carry a bucket and scoop a bucket of clean living spring!" β
"Live fish swimming in live water? Haha, it's clear at a glance! The master is worthy of being a master, this kind of thing is simple and easy to understand, even those of us with low understanding have found a way to take care of it! I think I'm about to commit myself. "The incense people who have realized the Zen machine for a moment have already talked about it.
The corner of the strong man's mouth flashed with a sneer, hum, you are also naΓ―ve, when the time comes, you will directly use your internal force to shock the fish to death, I see how you swim!
After fifteen breaths, the little novice ran quickly with sweat and panting, and said, "Water, water is coming!" Me, I picked up the ...... as fast as I could."
Zhao Mingcheng had a toothache, you baby, why are you running so fast, aren't you deliberately demolishing my platform?
His cheeks twitched a few times, and Zhao Mingcheng had no choice but to praise helplessly: "Not bad, not bad!" β¦β¦ Next, can anyone find me another set of stoves for making tea? β
As soon as he finished speaking, a sensible little novice quickly moved a set of stoves from the other courtyard for him to make tea!
At this time, the scene was no longer quiet, and everyone speculated about how to show Zen next? Affected by this, even the strong man was nervous by him.
But what is Zhao Mingcheng doing?
Many people looked at this frame and whispered: "It won't be playing with boiling tea, right?" β
Then, the strong man frowned and scolded secretly: "This girl, is it really so suspenseful to burn the stove and make tea?" What the hell is he trying to do? β
The time of a pillar of incense passed, the tea boiled, Zhao Mingcheng slowly poured a full cup, brought it to his mouth, blew a few sips, sucked it into his mouth, rinsed his mouth seriously, spit it out, and said: "The master said that this fish is dead!" β
The strong man glanced at the fish in his hand at this time, and scolded casually: "You are numb, half a pillar of incense, this fish is obviously alive!" β
But at this time, no matter how he blows on the fish, the fish just doesn't move!
The onlookers came to their senses at this time, your sister, people have been doing it for a long time, it turns out that they are playing with smoke under their eyelids? Such a problem can be solved, and the master is really a master.
The strong man was annoyed and angry, and shouted loudly: "Boy, this fish was obviously killed by you, you will die if you admit defeat?" You are still not a monk, do you have a sense of public morality and compassion? β
In the face of the roar, Zhao Mingcheng was still calm and light, this time he really took a sip of tea before he said: "I knew you would say that!" The teacher's rule: Do not judge life and death! If you break the life and death of something, you must first use clean water, build its furnace, and rinse its mouth. Everyone can testify to this set of procedures just now, and there is no omission in the middle, right? β
Zhao Mingcheng didn't expect that the actions he was forced to do just now to rub off time could win the best performance award? At this time, the mood is very refreshing, and it is even easier to play with this kind of 'stealing concept' skills!
"Yes, yes, we can all testify to that! I just answered a simple question, why did it take a long time, and it was so complicated, and I scolded in my heart! It turns out that when you break life and death, you must first choose water to rinse your mouth, it really makes me grow knowledge, master, I confess to you! The old man in brocade bent down very reverently and apologized.
"Well, I thought about it just now, and I will confess to you, master......" The old lady with a good temperament followed closely to reflect on herself.
Others also spoke out to admit their mistakes, and the more such a scene, the more unbearable it was. The strong man had a toothache, his cheeks twitched wildly, and when he saw that the general trend was gone, he waved his sleeves fiercely and said, "Let's go!" β
At this time, all the pilgrims understood that the battle just now was clearly the result of this young novice, who used his own strength to disperse these ill-intentioned people.
However, this is none of their business, but this popular method of solving doubts is simple and easy to understand, and it is very popular. At this time, all the pilgrims rushed forward one after another, seeking to solve their doubts.
"Little Master, I often dream that I am being hunted down and killed, what is going on?"
"Little Master, I often encounter things I like, but I can't do it every time, what's going on?"
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Just as the scene was out of control, an abrupt voice sounded at the right time: "Huh! Little donor, how did you get here? Master Heavenly Desire is calling you to take medicine, hurry, go back with me! β
"Huh?" The pilgrims were collectively dumbfounded: Feelings: This person is a bald man pretending to be a master?
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