93 He was bluffed again
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92 What's the point
Is the poison of potatoes the focus of Li Shimin's stay on these people?
Of course not!
To be honest, Li Shimin really didn't worry much about being poisoned, after all, this Taiji Hall was not so easy to commit murder, and the number of times those people entered the palace was really not much, as long as they were careful, it would not be a problem. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
But in that case, why did he struggle all day?
"Why don't they say something poisonous?" Li Shimin squinted.
“……”
The thing presented to the emperor is poisonous, and if you say it in advance, wouldn't it be death?
The eldest grandson Wuji pondered for a moment, and the afterglow swept over everyone, and saw that everyone had no sign of speaking, so he took a half step forward and arched his hand: "Your Majesty, maybe I forgot." ”
is worthy of being a brother and sister, and the answer given is actually the same. But in Li Shimin's opinion, Empress Eldest Sun may be a woman's benevolence when she says this, but what kind of identity and vision does Eldest Sun Wuji actually say so, she can't help but feel angry in her heart, and scolds: "Forget such a reason, you dare to use it perfunctory?" ”
With this roar, even Cheng Yanjin, the big old man, trembled, and his brain became even more confused, what is Your Majesty trying to say?
And at this moment, the only one who is not affected is Yuan Tiangang, who has been frightened all night.
Li Shimin saw that everyone's faces changed slightly, and he seemed to be very satisfied with his majesty, but when his eyes swept over Yuan Tiangang, he found that he had actually changed his panic, and he looked like an old god was there, so he stretched out his hand and pointed at him and asked, "Yuan Aiqing, let's talk about it." ”
Yuan Tiangang heard that he was named, his expression did not change, and he stepped forward, "Back to Your Majesty, I think the so-called focus is not on the poisonous part of the potato, but on the non-poisonous part of the potato." ”
Li Shimin was stunned when he heard this, and seemed to be aware of something that he had been ignoring. Yuan Tiangang saw that Li Shimin did not speak, so he continued: "Since the toxic part can be avoided, then the reuse of the non-toxic part will not harm the community, but can benefit the community." ”
That's right!
Isn't that the truth?
Li Shimin, eldest grandson Wuji, Li Jing and Cheng Yanjin, these people are all pretentious and intelligent or old-fashioned, why did they fall into a dead end on the issue of whether potatoes are poisonous? On the contrary, it is this magic stick, ahem, no, it is this astronomer who breaks through the sky and says the real point.
"If you take proper precautions, it will be beneficial, Your Majesty, I don't know if what the minister said is right." Yuan Tiangang saw that the expressions of the others were slightly sluggish, and the corners of his mouth were slightly hooked, compared to the fear he had last night, the sense of accomplishment at this moment really made him a little fluttery.
"How can I reuse it?" Li Shimin couldn't have seen Yuan Tiangang's arrogant appearance, but he was not wrong, and Li Shimin was not good at reprimanding anything, so he could only avoid the important and trivialize, suppress his arrogance, and push the problem out again.
"How to reuse it, it depends on whether Your Majesty is talking about them, or whether you are talking about potatoes......" As soon as the crisis in Yuan Tiangang's heart was lifted, the problem of half-talking came out again, "The so-called ......"
"Oops, okay, let's get to the point!" Cheng Yanjin is a straight person, and the most unbearable thing is the civil officials, if Yuan Tiangang is allowed to say this, I am afraid that he will not be able to say a key point at night.
Yuan Tiangang's words were interrupted, he glanced at Cheng Biting Jin with some dissatisfaction, and just wanted to refute, but found that the eyes of the person on the high seat who looked at him were not so satisfied, so he hurriedly collected his mind and said carefully and seriously-
Compared with the so-called resolution of disasters by firecrackers, seeking good fortune and avoiding evil, this potato has a practical effect at the moment.
As long as we distinguish between poisonous potatoes and non-poisonous potatoes, not only will there be no problem with military rations, but it will also be more than enough for disaster relief.
Speaking of today's celestial phenomena, the dim stars seem to coincide with the opportunity for this potato to appear.
Therefore, adhering to the attitude of rather trusting it, Yuan Tiangang thought that it was better to carefully solicit the opinions of those people on how to use this potato.
"I'm not going to ask those guys." Cheng Yanjin almost said that Yuan Tiangang was simply taking off his pants and farting, talking nonsense.
"Definitely." Yuan Tiangang shook his head, looked at this "reckless man", and said: "It's been two days since the potatoes were sent to the palace, compared to the previous fresh things, didn't the general think those people would be suspicious?" ”
That's right, what bombs and firecrackers were before, someone couldn't help but run to inquire early on, but only this potato obviously has so many benefits, but it is as quiet as a pool of stagnant water. Not to mention that someone went to investigate, I'm afraid that now it is the majority who are afraid to avoid it.
Li Shimin listened to Yuan Tiangang's words, secretly agreed in his heart, and glanced at Li Jing without a trace, but the latter didn't notice anything, still thinking seriously about Yuan Tiangang's words.
"Even if you doubt it, what?" Cheng Yanjin didn't think about so many twists and turns, in his opinion, even if he was suspicious, it was normal, who asked them to take poisonous things into the palace, and they didn't make it clear, let everyone guess here.
"General Cheng, don't forget the incident during the New Year." It refers to the matter of firecrackers.
Cheng bit Jin and immediately made a big red face, and he was no longer aggressive.
"What Yuan Aiqing said is very true, so it will be handed over to Yuan Aiqing at this time." Li Shimin raised his eyebrows, this matter is actually not difficult to understand, if he hadn't accidentally gotten into a dead end, he wouldn't have asked Yuan Tiangang to explain all this.
"It's better to do it with the salt." Li Shimin got up to leave, but suddenly turned around in the sound of congratulations, remembering that the matter of transferring salt to state-owned enterprises did not seem to have a fixed number, so he handed it over to Yuan Tiangang.
Sure enough, before the smile on Yuan Tiangang's arrogant little face could fade, he froze on the spot.
Li Shimin hooked the corners of his mouth with satisfaction, and then he really left, and his brisk footwork showed that he was in a very good mood at the moment.
"This ...... This ......" Yuan Tiangang wanted to ask for help, but after the other three sent Li Shimin away, they all turned around and left, so that he didn't catch a single hair, let alone ask for help. "Oh my God, what's going on......"
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"And that kind of thing?" Zhang Xiaoguang raised his eyebrows, he originally wanted to see the sprouted potatoes that he threw away yesterday, maybe they could be used as seeds after slicing, but they were all gone.
The sprouted potatoes are poisonous, and it would be bad if someone ate them by mistake.
"Yiyi, don't litter the sprouted potatoes in the future, put them away uniformly, and also, you go and ask if they were picked up by the guards in the house, and tell them not to pick up the sprouted potatoes to eat, our house will not be able to afford to support them!"
After Zhang Xiaoguang hurriedly explained, he left the back kitchen, and looked at his back and walked away, and then turned back and entered the kitchen.
"Miss Yiyi, why didn't you tell Your Highness that those sprouted potatoes were turned over and picked up?" The cook looked outside and asked in a low voice.
"Don't be too troubled." Yiyi didn't let the cook say much, but who picked up those buried potatoes?
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"Sprouted potatoes were picked up?" Principal Rabbit's action of making tea was sluggish, and he also thought of the poisonous question, "The people in the house lack food at home?" ”
Potatoes can be eaten, and they are used for trade, and everyone in the government knows about it, but at that time, they did not emphasize the problem of the poison of sprouted potatoes, and they didn't think that something really went wrong.
Zhang Xiaoguang sat down, picked up a cup of tea and poured it into his mouth, swallowed it with a grunt, and then continued: "I guess so, do you think, there are so many eyeliners in our house, they are all emperor's people, and they still covet a few potatoes to eat?" So I'm worried about whether I'm going to be sent to the palace. ”
Principal Rabbit didn't expect Zhang Xiaoguang to make such an association, and just as he was about to speak, he saw Zhang Xiaoguang snatch the teapot in his hand, pour another cup of tea, and drink it all, so he couldn't help but smile and said, "Are you a cow?" ”
"My hometown drinks big bowls of tea, and your small cup is really not enough to stuff your teeth." Zhang Xiaoguang pursed his lips, and counted the most distressed tea leaves by Principal Rabbit, "Do you think, if that sprouted potato is sent to the palace ......"
"Impossible." Principal Rabbit didn't think that thing would be sent to the palace at all, because he had instructed Yiyi that all the waste materials that were not wanted in the house should be buried in the ground, and they were all really unwanted things. Li Shimin is a dignified emperor, and he has a good potato in his hand, will he send someone to dig up the potato that is obviously garbage?
Obviously, this time Principal Rabbit's speculation was wrong, and Li Shimin really got that thing into the palace. No, to be exact, it was not Li Shimin who got things into the palace, but the eldest grandson Wuji.
"Pay attention to the people in the house, after all, there are not many sprouts, and there shouldn't be anything serious." Although potato poisoning has also happened in the Celestial Empire, it is the result of eating a large amount of it, so it should be fine.
Looking at Principal Rabbit and feeling that it didn't matter, Zhang Xiaoguang also felt that he might have made a big fuss, so he sat down cross-legged.
"What, what's the matter?" Principal Rabbit raised his eyelids slightly, glanced at Zhang Xiaoguang, and wondered why this person didn't go crazy with those two monkeys, and actually came to the tea room to sit.
"Yes."
After returning yesterday, Zhang Xiaoguang was pestered by his personal guards, and he had to ask a question, that is, what does it mean to close the door and let the dog go.
At that time, Zhang Xiaoguang was stunned, how to answer this? Can't it be said that Principal Rabbit and others treat these guards and forbidden soldiers as dogs?
But when I think back to the scene at that time, it seems that it was still like that.
"What do you say you can't say, you have to shout something to close the door and let the dog go, now it's okay, from pestering me yesterday to today, I'm going crazy." Zhang Xiaoguang cried, the reason why he remembered to study the sprouted potatoes was also to avoid the entanglement of the guards.
When Principal Rabbit heard this, he laughed and patted his thighs with joy, "Are you stupid? Wouldn't it be nice to just tell him that there's something called a police dog? ”
There is a legend in ancient times that there is a great god in the sky, with a divine dog around him, and the people of the Tang Dynasty should have heard of it.
"The problem is, they don't have that kind of dog." Zhang Xiaoguang has never heard of such a thing as a police dog in ancient times, isn't that something that only exists in modern times?
"There's nothing wrong with that, dog! There is always a dog in the Tang Dynasty, right? As long as there is, then isn't it? "In Principal Rabbit's opinion, dogs are human friends, and training is also very beneficial, why didn't you think of it before?
"Can a dirt dog do it?" If it worked, Zhang Xiaoguang had seen it on the street.
"The earth dog is not powerful enough, it is better to be a mastiff." I don't know if there is a mastiff in Turkic, but Principal Rabbit's brain is running rapidly, and he is going to fight anyway, of course, if he can, he will search it.
Principal Rabbit's ambition made Zhang Xiaoguang staggered, and such a thing as a mastiff could be thought of casually? Don't be bitten if you can't train by then, that would be really funny.
The two were thinking about how to get some police dogs, when the military dogs came out, and Yiyi's voice came from outside the teahouse.
"Your Highness, Your Excellency, Lord Yuan Tiangang and Lord Yuan are visiting."
What is Yuan Tiangang doing here?
Principal Rabbit and Zhang Xiaoguang glanced at each other, and then asked Yiyi to invite people in, as for greeting? Hehe, I'm sorry, we are immortals, how can he be a god to let them go out to greet him.
"Yuan Tiangang has seen His Royal Highness, and he has seen ...... My lord. ”
"Lord Yuan doesn't have to be polite, please sit down, please drink tea, please drink tea."
The three of them didn't say a word to each other, then sat down, and after three cups of tea, Yuan Tiangang couldn't hold back and wanted to speak.
Principal Rabbit smiled secretly in his heart when he saw this, it seems that he was scared a lot last time, and now he is still afraid.
"Your Excellency...... His Majesty sent a certain ......"
"What?" Yuan Tiangang's voice was so small that Principal Rabbit couldn't hear it clearly, so he could only lean forward and ask with a smile, "Lord Yuan, what's wrong?" Why do you seem to be scared? Are we going to eat people? ”
Then he laughed with Zhang Xiaoguang, which made Yuan Tiangang nervous again, and cold sweat broke out on his head.
Since the last bomb incident, after Principal Rabbit fainted, Yuan Tiangang came to visit in name, but in fact he was sent by Li Shimin to investigate the situation, and that time he was severely frightened by Principal Rabbit on the grounds that he had too many penetrating organs, and he closed the door for a long time after going back. No, he had only recovered so little, and he was sent again for the same reason, how could he not be nervous?
"This time it's really not a matter of heaven! It's true! Yuan Tiangang almost swore an oath, there are still a lot of things to avoid in the **** industry, such as being able to break the sky, and when he met a person like Principal Rabbit who can't see through his life, he is really bitter.
"It's not heavenly, huh?" Principal Rabbit chuckled and began to guess what he meant, "Surely it's not for the salt, or for the potatoes?" ”
"Exactly...... Hey, my lord! Yuan Tiangang slipped up the pole, boasting that he suddenly comprehended the set of skills of patting horses, completely forgetting that this kind of thing does not need to be counted at all. He has fallen into the same circle as Li Shimin.
Zhang Xiaoguang smiled secretly in his heart, holding back his discomfort, and his face was red and trembling.
Principal Rabbit glanced at him and continued to fool Yuan Tiangang, "Didn't you say that it had nothing to do with the heavenly machine?" How can you say that I am counted? Tsk, you're here to hurt me! ”
"No, no! How dare you come to harm ......?"
"It's not here to harm me, is it here to harm Saburo?" Principal Rabbit is not stunned, Yuan Tiangang swears not to give up.
"No, no, no, ......"
"Say! What did Your Majesty tell you to do! Principal Rabbit suddenly changed his tone, drank loudly, slapped his hands on the coffee table, and forced the whole person up.
"Your Majesty is worried that there are Diao people who want to harm him, so take the poisonous potatoes and ask someone to come to the house to ask what is going on, so as to prevent it from happening, if there are really Diao people who want to harm Your Majesty...... Ahem, cough, that, that won't be Your Excellency and Your Highness......"
Yuan Tiangang poured half of the beans, and suddenly his brain was clear, and he almost bit off his tongue before changing his words, his face was like earth, and his heart was really miserable......
Bluffed again.