Chapter 51: Really Sold Yourself! (below)
Using porcelain bowl slices to peel rice balls? Do dumplings need to be peeled too? Everyone present had a big egg in their mouths, and they looked at Lan Rufu with surprise on their faces. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Su Yuan obviously knew that Lan Rusu was quibbling, although she had been in the mall for a long time, she was never as thick-skinned as Lan Rusu, seeing that he had sharp teeth and a smooth tongue, she shook her head and sneered at the moment: "You will only play some lip service, and it will definitely be difficult to become a big weapon in the future." ”
"It has nothing to do with you whether I succeed or not, right? Miss Su, I think I need to remind you that I am a little cook, and I don't think of anything big in my own right. Lan Rusu smiled disdainfully.
Su Yuan didn't speak, but Gu Gongzi, who fell to the ground, heard him say that he was a cook, and said with a sneer: "It turns out that you are just a lowly cook, I thought you were very capable?" I advise you to let go of me, Young Master Ben can't say that he can spare your dog's life. ”
"Get off your mother's head." Lan Ruxu stepped on Gu Chengye's stomach again, fiddled with the porcelain bowl in his hand twice, and said: "Surnamed Gu, don't forget that your current dog life is in my hands, you bastard, dare to threaten Lao Tzu?" You like to threaten people, don't you? Kind of you say it again? ”
"Blue as a flocculent! Have you had enough trouble? Seeing that his movements were scary, Su Yuan immediately walked over to stop him and said angrily.
"Am I making enough trouble?" A hint of coldness flashed in Lan Rusu's eyes, and she said coldly: "Miss Su, this girl is about to be forced to sell herself, why don't you persuade your Gu Gongzi and ask him if he has made enough trouble?" Now you're running and saying I've had enough, don't you fucking think it's funny? ”
His words were rude, and Miss Su, who listened to it, was furious: "You scoundrel, you have beaten people to serious injuries, why don't you let them go quickly, what are you going to do?" ”
Lan Ruxu glared at her fiercely, and said angrily: "I don't need you to care about it, you get out of the way!" ”
Under his ruthlessness, Su Yuan was also startled, his little face turned pale, and he immediately came to his senses and shouted: "Lan Rusu, if you have the ability, you will also be seriously injured." ”
Is this chick sick, and the guy surnamed Gu is still threatening you, are you helping him like this now? Lan Ruxu didn't bother to take care of her, so she bypassed her directly and came to Gu Chengye.
Gu Chengye touched his faint and bleeding head, got up from the ground, hid behind the table, and subconsciously said in horror: "You, what are you going to do?" You are not a hero's doing, you don't want to think that I am afraid of you, wait for me to heal from my injuries-"
"Raise your mother!" Lan Ruxu grabbed a porcelain bowl casually and threw it at Gu Chengye again, Gu Chengye hurriedly dodged to the side, but he was careless and fell to the ground again.
Lan Ruxu walked over and stepped on him, grabbed his collar and said, "Surnamed Gu, you still dare to threaten Lao Tzu?" Looks like you still don't have a long memory, huh? ”
As he was talking, he saw that his sleeve was being pulled, Lan Ruxu turned his head and saw Su Yuan tugging at his sleeve.
Lan Ruxu glared at her viciously, and said coldly: "Miss Su, this surnamed Gu persuaded you not to meddle in this matter, are you deaf?" He shook his arm vigorously, and Su Kite took a few steps backwards and let go of his wrist. Lan Ruxu didn't care about her, turned her head and said to the girl who was selling purses: "Girl, which hand pushed you just now?" ”
The little girl sitting on the chair was full of panic, and hurriedly said: "Childe, he, he didn't push me just now, I accidentally fell down myself, Childe, stop it." ”
Lan Ruxu sighed secretly, this little girl is really a kind little girl. didn't ask her anymore, turned his head to Gu Chengye and said, "Gu Gongzi, I don't care which of your hands pushes this girl, now I ask you again, is your painting worth 100 gold?" ”
Gu Chengye was now pressed to the ground by him, frightened and annoyed, he didn't understand the meaning of his question, and he didn't dare to speak rashly.
"If you don't speak, that's a tacit acquiescence?" Lan Ruxu said: "Okay, now let's talk about this loss of money, your painting is worth 100 gold, right?" It's understandable that this girl owes you a hundred gold now, but—"
He changed his words, chuckled twice, and said, "You pushed this girl and made her kneel on the ground and cry, yes or no?" ”
Seeing that he admitted that the girl owed him 100 gold, Gu Chengye came to his senses, touched the blood stains on his forehead, and said coldly: "Hmph, he destroyed my famous painting, and I pushed her lightly." ”
"Since you admit it, then this will be easy." Lan Ruxu laughed and said proudly: "Gu Gongzi, there is such a saying in my hometown: For men, a woman's tears are drunk with a drop, oh, do you understand what I mean by saying this?" ”
Gu Chengye looked at him stupidly, not understanding what he was saying at all.
Forgive you for not understanding this kid, Lan Ruxu explained with a smile: "This means that for men, a woman's tears can make a man fascinated and fascinated, so think about it, how expensive are this woman's tears?" Isn't that worth a thousand dollars? You say, don't you? You see how sad you made this little girl cry just now, why are you still crying a few pounds? A drop is a thousand gold, these few catties of tears, oops, Gu Gongzi, I am not good at arithmetic, you help me calculate, remember to give the money to this girl after the calculation, you see how kind I am, I am not afraid of you making false accounts, let you calculate yourself, tsk, I found that I am too fucking kind. ”
When Gu Gongzi heard this, he was immediately angry, how many catties of tears? That person is not allowed to do it as an adult? His eyes seemed to be bursting with fire, and he said angrily: "You, you are blackmailing-"
"Gu Gongzi, how can I be blackmail? How could I do such a good young man as honest and kind as me, blackmailing such a tasteless thing? If you don't believe me, ask the others present to see if they say I'm blackmailing you. Lan Rusu smiled weirdly. From what he did just now, except for Su Yuan to help, no one else cared, in his mind, these people would definitely not help Gu Chengye speak. The only possibility is Miss Su, you little girl don't make trouble for Lao Tzu Lan Rusu glanced at her secretly and found that he was looking at him, Su Yuan snorted coldly and glanced over.
Seeing that no one spoke for him, Gu Chengye said angrily: "You, you thief - if you are still a man, when I am healed, I will definitely fight you in a duel!" ”
He was furious and spoke harshly. Lan Ruxu laughed loudly: "Gu Gongzi, am I a man, you can go home and ask your mother, forget about the duel, I'm a weak scholar, wouldn't the duel be insulting?" But then again, if you are willing to cut off the play below you, then I will treat the tens of thousands of dollars you owe this girl as if it never happened, how about it? ”
Gu Chengye's lungs are about to explode, this person is shameless and obscene, he has beaten himself like this, and he actually said that he was insulting? Still shameless? At the moment, he couldn't talk about this person, and at the moment, Gu Chengye had no choice but to stare at him angrily without saying a word, he secretly swore in his heart that he would definitely find this field back in the future.
Liu Yuchun and Shi Qinghan, who stayed on the side, were both scholarly families, and they looked at the scene in front of them in a daze, and they were all surprised in their hearts, this person was not only a hooligan, but he also spoke in a set of ways, but the words he said also made people laugh. That Fang Ziyi looked like she was watching a good show, and she was not ready to interfere at all.
Seeing that Gu Chengye didn't speak, Lan Ruxu said, "What? Gu Gongzi, don't you want to repay the debt? ”
Gu Chengye snorted coldly and did not speak. You kid is still playing silence with Lao Tzu? Lan Ruxu smiled and said, "Gu Gongzi, maybe you don't know me yet, right?" Then I'll let you get to know Young Master Ben now. ”
He flipped the porcelain bowl in his hand a few times on his five fingers, and said with a contemptuous smile: "Gu Gongzi, you have to remember my face, I am not afraid of your revenge, I am playing with knives, there are no less than dozens of beasts that die in the hands of Lao Tzu every day, and I don't mind having one more of you." He stretched out his hand and pointed at Fang Ziyi again, "Did you see the girl opposite?" She is my personal guard, twelve hours a day, flying, close to protect my safety, to tell you the truth, Lao Tzu is from the capital, your cover is better to put me a bright spot, not everyone, you can offend. ”
Lan Ruxu is a cook, cooking, there must be a lot of raw meat needed every day, but Gu Chengye was frightened and thought of something else, this meal was coaxed and threatened, and Gu Chengye was eaten to death, Gu Chengye was sweating profusely at the moment, and he shivered in his heart. From the capital? What is the origin of this man? He put a big question mark in his mind.
Fang Ziyi knew that Lan Rusu was old-fashioned, and it was really funny to see him talking nonsense one by one, and he was so arrogant. This disciple is trying his best to scare people, if someone sees through it, it will be strange if he doesn't chop you up and feed it to the dogs.
Lan Ruxu saw that Gu Chengye was puzzled, and said to Fang Ziyi with a smile: "Ziyi, use the tricks you usually use on me, so that this Gu eldest son can open his eyes." ”
Fang Ziyi thought about it for a while, and guessed that Lan Rusu was letting herself shine the gun, so as to scare and scare this Gu Chengye, and immediately she glanced at Lan Ruxu angrily, but she still untied the silver spear from her waist, turned her eyes, swept the spear of the empty chair next to her, and immediately withdrew her waist.
There was a crunch, and the chair split in half, leaving a trail of spears sliding on the ground. Her hand made everyone present open their mouths wide, no one expected that Fang Ziyi looked elegant and generous, and he was actually a martial arts master.
Lan Ruxu chuckled lightly, and said to Gu Chengye: "Gu Gongzi, do you see clearly?" This is the bodyguard below, if you want to wait for an opportunity to retaliate against me in the future, I am always welcome, now, you owe that girl tears money, is it time to settle it? ”
Being coerced and intimidated by him like this, Gu Chengye's brain has lost the ability to judge, and he doesn't know what to do at the moment.
"Childe, the little woman's tears are worthless, please don't be embarrassed for this child." Lan Ruxu wanted to continue to scare this Gu Chengye, but she heard the girl selling purses behind her say softly.
Lan Ruxu turned around and saw her delicate appearance, hurriedly walked over and grabbed her hand and said, "Girl, don't be afraid, the eldest brother is in charge of you." ”
The girl was held by him, feeling the temperature from his wide palm, her little face turned red all at once, her heart fluttered and jumped, and she said softly: "Childe, I was not good just now, the little woman doesn't want silver, just ask this son to be kind, don't be embarrassed for the little woman, please son." ”
This little girl's face is red, and it is quite tasteful, just thinking about it, she subconsciously struggled for a while, and Lan Ruxu realized that she was holding this little girl's little hand.
Lan Ruxu gently scratched on the little girl's hand again, and then reluctantly let go of her little hand, turned her head and said to Gu Chengye: "Gu Gongzi, look at other people, tens of thousands of dollars don't care about you, alas, why is the gap between people so big?" ”
That Gu Chengye's face was red, and he scolded angrily in his heart, you are blackmailing, can this be compared?
As far as you still tell people about the gap, you are a complete ruffian hooligan, Shi Qinghan heard what he said, and immediately chuckled, and walked over and said: "Lan Gongzi, today's incident is really a misunderstanding, I think Gu Gongzi will not be held accountable after this incident, if everyone ends here, don't hurt the harmony, do you think it's good?" ”
"Yes, Brother Lan, if you continue to fight, I'm afraid you will get into a lawsuit, and it won't be beautiful." Liu Yuchun also walked over and hugged his fist and echoed.
Damn, how do you make me look like a wicked person when so many of you speak for him? He glanced at the little girl who was selling purses again, and saw that she also had a sincere look, and then let out a long breath, shook his head and said, That's it, this time you met me, who will come to help a little girl like you in the future?
"Since everyone says so, so be it." He turned his head to Gu Chengye again and smiled: "Gu Gongzi, that little girl is kind-hearted, I don't need you to pay back the money you owe her, this matter is over, everyone is even, what do you think?" ”
That Gu Gongzi stood up and glared at Lan Rusu viciously, I wrote it down today, let's count this loss in the future, he hugged his fist at you, and showed a kind look at Su Yuan before leaving, probably grateful to her for helping him out of the siege, so he left in a hurry.
"Old man Shi, what do you think of this kid?" Su Xu, who was in the private room, asked the white-haired old man who was drinking tea in front of him.
"This kid is not only extremely lewd and shameless, but also very thick-skinned, and more importantly, this kid is a good hand at playing shady tricks." The white-haired old man Shi took a sip of tea and appreciated.
Su Xu nodded at him, but frowned and said: "This kid's identity has a lot of origins, I can get him to this Hangzhou, it's also a coincidence, do you have any way?" Leave this kid here for a long time? ”
"What identity haven't we seen each other? Although this kid is a bit interesting, what identity can he have? Old man Shi said strangely.
Su Xu smiled mysteriously, pointed at Fang Ziyi and said, "Old man Shi, this time you can look away, right?" You see the girl with the gun just now, her surname is Fang - when I met this boy, the girl was guarding him. ”
"Surname Fang? Could it be the girl from the Fang family? Old man Shi couldn't hide his surprise, secretly looked at Fang Ziyi through the crack in the door, and asked as if uncertain, "Old man Su, you didn't lie to me?" The girl of the Fang family personally guards this kid? ”
Su Xu laughed a few times and said confidently: "There will definitely be no mistake." ”
"If that's the case, I'll make up my mind and keep him." After the old man Shi finished speaking, he explained to the subordinates behind him: "You go and give an order, just say that someone smashed the tables, chairs and benches in our store, go and make that person lose money, remember, the price is ten times higher, by the way, notify Han'er by the way, and tell him not to interfere to help." The man took the order and went out of the door of the private room, leaving only the two old foxes smiling at each other, indescribably strange.
Seeing that this matter was finally done, Lan Ruxu rubbed her wrist, which was still a little painful, and swaggered over to the girl who was selling the purse and said with a smile: "Girl, the eldest brother has helped you get this matter, how can you thank the eldest brother?" ”
The girl who sold the purse hurriedly got up, gave Lan Rusu a blessing, and said gratefully: "Thanks to the help of the son today, the little girl is grateful, I, I-" She didn't know how to thank Lan Ruxu, and she was about to kneel down again.
Seeing her movements, Lan Ruxu hurriedly grabbed her two arms, and said with a tense face: "Girl, people are dignified, and that can't be exchanged for a thousand gold, why do you always kneel down at every turn?" ”
Seeing him supporting herself, the little girl's cheeks were a little red, and she said softly: "Childe, little girl, little girl is poor at home, and she can't repay her son." ”
Lan Ruxu secretly swallowed her saliva, looking at this watery girl, she was also a little tempted.
However, seeing that she was about to cry, she felt pity in her heart, let go of her arm and waved her hand at her, "Girl, who said you can't repay it?" Didn't you give me a purse? It has already been repaid. ”
"Huh? How's that going to work? Childe, my purse is worthless, you better change the conditions. The girl who sold the purse was surprised, and when she heard that it was this condition, she immediately shook her head firmly.
"On a different terms? How about making a promise in person? Lan Ruxu laughed.
"Ask the son to be gracious, please ask the son to be gracious, the little woman still has her father and younger brother to take care of at home, son, please spare the little girl!" The little girl who sold the purse suddenly panicked, this sea of suffering that she had just escaped, could she fall into the clutches of another devil again? She immediately knelt down again and kowtowed, trembling with a crying voice.
Alas, just kidding, why is this ancient woman so humorless?
"You shameless and skinless disciple will tease people, sister, he is just joking with you, you don't have to deal with this person." Fang Ziyi glanced at Lan Rusu angrily, and hurriedly helped the little girl up.
It's still Fang Ziyi who understands me best, I've been together for a long time, and I can even guess my thoughts, yes, there is a future. Lan Rusu took out the purse in her arms, grinned and said: "Haha, girl, don't be afraid, Miss Ziyi is right, I'm just joking with you, your purse is the best reward, don't change your money." ”
The girl's beautiful eyes were full of tears, and her embroidered purse was only worth ten cents, but the boy said that the daughter would not be changed, her heart beat wildly at the moment, and she secretly glanced at Lan Ruxu, and immediately lowered her head again, only to feel that a strange feeling in her heart welled up from her heart, and she was hot.
"May I ask you, young ladies and gentlemen, who broke this table, chair, bench, and porcelain bowl on the ground?" Lan Ruxu was looking at the girl's shy appearance, but she heard a question from behind.
When everyone heard the sound, their eyes looked at Lan Rufu in unison. My day, he was refreshed just now, but he forgot to compensate for this, and he quietly took a few steps back.
He was about to slip away, when he suddenly felt a tap on the shoulder, and immediately like an electric shock, he turned his head mechanically, and saw a fat man with a face full of meat, dressed like a shopkeeper, and smiled at himself with a pleasant smile: "This son, may I ask if you broke the tables, chairs, benches and porcelain bowls in our store?" ”
Lan Ruxu shook her head decisively and denied: "No! "Just kidding, kill Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will not admit it.
The shopkeeper smiled bitterly and said: "Childe, in fact, I won't hide it from you, just now I was in the private room inside, waiting for a few uncles, Childe's heroic appearance just now, I also saw the villain with my own eyes, Childe, I'm afraid it's difficult for you to make the villain like this, I'm just eating with a mouthful, can you help me?" ”
Cao, you saw it with your own eyes and came to ask me, your uncle, that bastard surnamed Gu ran so fast, why did Lao Tzu forget to ask him to collect compensation just now?
Stretching out his hand and not hitting the smiling person, not to mention that this person is just a part-time worker, remembering that when he used to work for others and laughed, Lan Rusu felt that the person in front of him was like his confidant, Lan Ruxu sighed and said: "Shopkeeper, how much, you can count it." ”
The shopkeeper didn't know where to find an abacus, and he counted it crackling, and after a moment of effort, the shopkeeper smiled and said: "Childe, the villain just calculated, no more, no less, exactly fifty taels." ”
"Fifty taels?" Why the aren't you going to grab it? Lao Tzuman smashed a total of three of your bowls, plus the chair that Fang Ziyi sharpened, you want to charge me fifty taels for this little thing? You can't count if you bully Lao Tzu, do you?
The shopkeeper saw Lan Ruxu's face gloomy, and he smiled and said: "That's right, the villain has counted three times, but the young man broke three bowls and a chair?" ”
"yes." Lan Ruxu nodded.
"That's right, Childe, the three bowls are all specially customized blue and white porcelain in our store, and the chair is even more amazing, but it is made of rosewood, so well, this price is naturally a little more expensive, and please take care of it." The shopkeeper said with a smile.
Lan Ruxu was completely stunned, my day, is Lao Tzu here for dinner, or is he here to visit the museum? A restaurant, are you people full and have nothing to do? Entertain guests with these plays? Is there any reason left?
I don't have money now, so why are I afraid of anything? Lan Rusu was extremely sad and had to prepare to ask for help from the audience, he glanced at the crowd, and estimated that the ones who could help him were Shi Qinghan and Su Kite.
This Su Yuan was annoyed by himself, and it was estimated that this chick would not help him, so he had to look at Shi Qinghan. Shi Qinghan just looked at him with a smile, and was about to speak, when he saw the shopkeeper say something in Shi Qinghan's ear, Shi Qinghan was slightly stunned, frowned slightly, and then showed a helpless look at Lan Rusu.
Oh my God, is the heavens going to kill me? He swept around the crowd again, and found that everyone had a "rest in peace" expression, and he had to sigh in his heart, does Lao Tzu want to play a run? He immediately shook his head and dispelled this thought, although he was shameless enough, but in front of everyone, especially running away in front of so many beautiful women, that is not my style.
Lan Ruxu felt that she was going crazy, and she was desperate, so she had to look back at Su Yuan, and saw that this chick didn't look at herself at all, but in order to cope with the predicament in front of her, she had to put on her old face and walked over and said, "Miss Su, Su Da Beauty, can you please make it convenient?" Boy, I will definitely repay you before and after the saddle in the future, what do you think? ”
Su Yuan snorted coldly and said, "Young Master Lan, I don't dare to expect your repayment, aren't you very bullish?" ”
Damn, I really offended this chick just now, and now this chick has a grudge, and she will definitely not help herself, but Lan Ruxu still has the attitude of giving it a try, and continues to speak: "That, Miss Su, I was dizzy for a while, and I made some excessive moves, you are in charge of such a large part of the Su family's industry, and you have a lot of adults, don't worry about me, okay?" ”
Su Yuan glanced at him coldly and said, "Of course, the little woman doesn't dare to deal with you Lan Gongzi, so please solve this matter by yourself." ”
Seeing Su Yuan's sneering face, Lan Ruxu's heart instantly gushed out, and he said loudly: "Miss Su, we don't do dark things, I offended you just now, it's me who is wrong, I will compensate you, how can you be willing to help, even if you draw the line, I will follow Lan Rusu." ”
Su Yuan just wanted to refuse, but seeing his solemn expression, he completely lost the ruffian energy just now, and his heart was a little loose, but he remembered that he was disrespectful to himself just now, and he was angry in his heart, so he said angrily: "Do you want me to help you?" Yes, it's still the old way, sell yourself to my Su Mansion, otherwise don't talk about it! ”
Lan Ruxu jumped up suddenly, this chick brought up the old matter again, and sold herself to your Su Mansion, didn't Lao Tzu really serve you before and after the saddle? How else did Lao Tzu develop his own plan to be well-off?
The little girl who sold the purse saw this scene, and her heart was also shocked, if it wasn't for herself, her benefactor would definitely not be forced to be like this, her eyes were full of tears, and she cried: "Childe, it's all my fault, it's me who has tired you, I still have some money here, Childe, you can take it, by the way, Childe, I still have some at home, I'll go get it now, Childe, you must wait for me-" She said and stuffed all the broken silver in her arms to Lan Ruxu, and then prepared to turn around and go home to get the money.
Looking at the few coins and broken silver in his hand, Lan Ruxu was moved to cry, for this kind little girl, he felt distressed for a while, if such a woman can marry home as a wife, then what else does Lao Tzu want? He immediately took the little girl's hand, put the silver back in her hand and said, "Girl, you can keep this silver, I'm fine, you don't have to worry about the eldest brother." ”
Shi Qinghan and Fang Ziyi looked at all this, and they couldn't bear it in their hearts. Shi Qinghan was about to speak, but was stopped by the shopkeeper and said something in her ear, so she stopped.
Su Yuan was also stunned for a moment when she looked at this little girl's movements, but thinking of Lan Rusu, a scoundrel, she didn't have a good feeling, if she wasn't afraid of annoying Gu Gongzi and worried that he would retaliate against you, would I stop him? You scoundrel really don't know what to do, and you think I'm defending that surnamed Gu. Su Yuan glared at him again, turned his head and said to Shi Qinghan: "Sister Qinghan, I don't think there's anything to do with us here, let's go." As she spoke, she walked over and gently took Shi Qinghan's hand, and prepared to go downstairs.
"Wait! Miss Su, congratulations, you won, I've agreed to sell myself to your Su Mansion! Su Yuan was startled when she heard this, turned her head, and saw that Lan Rusu was smiling at herself indifferently.