Chapter V: Mentally ill assaults are not unlawful

"Brother Fei, which movie city are you in? It's a big scale. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Brother Fei, what task are you responsible for? Notes? Photography? The drama delivers a boxed lunch? This moment of work changed places...... It's busy! ”

"Brother Fei, is this a movie or a TV series? Who's starring? Just now I saw that the actor who played Lu Bu was quite faceless. ”

"Phineas ......"

The hairless single dog chatters all kinds of chatter, and Cao Fei is tired of it, his mouth is so broken, are you a hairy audience? When the anchor says how good is it to comment on the story......

Cao Fei said: "Puppy, I'll tell you again, this is not acting, it's really not, this is crossing...... Do you understand the crossing? Three Kingdoms, this is the real Three Kingdoms! ”

"Okay, okay, three kingdoms...... Whatever you say is what you say! The hairless single dog said: "Brother Fei, why do you always play from the main point of view?" And also...... Are you male or female? To put it mildly, if it's a man, I'll continue to call it brother, and if it's a woman, I'll change my name to sister......"

"Brother is a pure master...... Cao Fei said weakly. For the only nagging audience in the live broadcast room, he really can't complain, he can beep too much......

"Oh, Brother Fei, you're really a man, hehe...... To tell you the truth, I'm a little disappointed, let me tell you, the last time I met an anchor, it was a woman, pretending to be a man, and then ......"

"......" Cao Fei felt that his liver hurt, so he simply stopped reading the message board in the live broadcast room.

Crawling out of the pit, Cao Fei checked himself first...... Sure enough, it became an ancient costume again, but this time it was not coarse cloth clothes, but a robe with decent material, and as for the mobile phone or something, it disappeared again.

Now, for this situation, Cao Fei is no longer surprised, he began to look left and right, only to see that this is a dead-end alley, there are piles of broken bricks behind it, and I don't know how many years no one has cleaned up the mess, Cao Fei found a few bricks stacked together, sat down, frowned and thought about what he should do next!

At this moment, suddenly, a bright light appeared in front of me, and two ...... It's the oldest hand-held lantern of that kind.

At the same time, when Dangdang rang a few bangs, an old man with a male duck voice shouted: "The night is quieter, close the door and close the door, the air is dry, be careful of the candle!" ”

Dangdang, Dangdang......

Two old men walked over.

By the light, Cao Fei saw that the two old men were wearing ordinary coarse cloth clothes, shabby, but still clean, both in their seventies, with wrinkles on their faces, one of the old men had a deep scar on his face, and the other old man ...... It's a cross-eyed.

Seeing these two in the middle of the night, Cao Fei couldn't help but move, and the few bricks sitting below instantly displaced, Cao Fei sighed and fell directly to the ground.

At this time, the two old men also saw Cao Fei.

The scar-faced old man held up the lantern: "Surprise me, it's a drunkard!" ”

The cross-eyed old man was more enthusiastic: "Little brother, let's go home quickly, it's not safe to be outside these days!" ”

"Let's go, let's go!" The scar-faced old man urged: "Don't talk nonsense with him, what are you doing with a drunkard?" Hurry up and finish this lap, I'm still in a hurry to go home! ”

"Missing your wife? Hey...... You're an old boy in your seventies, is that thing okay down there? ”

"Heh, I scared you to death when I said it, don't look at me in my seventies this year, the majesty has not diminished back then, and a shot is not blown until dawn, hehehe, don't believe it, my son sent me a jar of wine last month, medicinal wine, specially for the old man to drink, after drinking, hey...... The feeling of impulsiveness, who drinks it, who knows, how is it? Give you something to try? ”

"Okay, I don't want to worry about my mother-in-law, just let me pee as soon as possible, I'm not afraid of your jokes, I've wet three pairs of shoes this month."

……

The two old men chattered and left!

"Hahahaha......" The hairless single dog made a series of smiling faces: "Brother Fei, your play is too funny, who wrote the lines?" And also...... Why do you also have a role? Are you playing a drunk? ”

Brush Brush Brush ...... The hairless single dog started throwing flowers again.

If it's cool, give money, and the audience who watches the live broadcast is generally this virtue!

It's just that if you only throw flowers, isn't it a little less?

An apprentice-level member is 500 points, and a flower is only 10 points...... Now Cao Fei has 550 points, and there are still 450 points left before the next draw.

But...... Cao Fei was embarrassed to open his mouth directly to ask for it.

At this time, I saw that the hairless single dog made a yawning expression and asked, "Brother Fei, when are you going to go?" ”

"This ...... I don't know. ”

"Alright then, it's too late, I'll go to bed first, see you tomorrow."

After saying that, the avatar of the hairless single dog is darkened and is offline.

Yes, it's just such an audience, and it's offline...... Who are you talking to?

Seeing that it was late at night, I didn't know where it was, there was no one around, and I didn't know where to find Cao Cao, helplessly, Cao Fei hid in the corner, curled up and squinted.

After a while, he fell asleep.

I don't know how long I slept, I was dazed, there was light shining on Cao Fei's face, and the sound of people walking and talking gradually came from the road.

It's dawn!

Cao Fei stretched and sat up, rubbing his eyes...... A little confused.

I was stunned for a moment before I realized that this was not my own bed, but the Three Kingdoms...... All right!

No matter where you are, you have to eat when you are hungry, and you have to drink water when your throat is dry, so you have to find a place to eat and drink first, and taste the ...... during the Three Kingdoms Nima!

Cao Fei touched his pocket...... Eat a hairy meal!

Don't talk about silver in your pocket, you don't even have a big son!

I turned inside and out for a long time, and found nothing. Cao Fei was stunned at the time, this special thing has no money, what am I going to eat? Do you want me to rob it?

Cao Fei asked the system: "Why don't I have any money?" ”

The system does not answer.

Looking at the crowd outside who were busy running for a living, Cao Fei was ruthless: "Gotcha!" Then be hungry, try to find Comrade Cao Cao as soon as possible, end the task, and then go back to eat. ”

Walking out of the alley, he grabbed a passer-by and asked what place it was and what year it was.

Mentally ill, how can anyone ask this on the street?

When Cao Fei asked, he immediately caused a strange roll of his eyes.

However, the white eyes are white eyes, this guy is quite kind, he told Cao Fei that this is Xu Du, and the time is the second year of Jian'an.

After speaking, he broke free from Cao Fei's pull, quickened his pace and hurried away.

Oh, yes...... I'm nervous, what if I get sick for a while?

During the Three Kingdoms period, mentally ill beating people was no longer a crime.