Now there is a joke circulating in the city of Tokyo that it is a grain that can produce 30 koku per acre, sweet potatoes. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

So overnight, almost everyone in the city heard about it.

Then, when the gentlemen in Tokyo scolded people, there was another word, and that was sweet potato, and you are a sweet potato, just like that modern one.

No one can believe that there is a grain that yields 30 stones per mu, let alone 30 stones, even 3 stones are rare, so don't say 30 stones.

Some people feel that they are going to be stupid and cry by the person who made up this lie, you have to be shrewd, don't say thirty stones, just say four or five stones, then it is really auspicious, but you actually made up thirty stones, can you be more stupid?

In the same way, the Tokyo City newspapers that reported the news lost much attention because the world thought that such newspapers were just recording some sensationalist news, just to make people laugh.

However, the sales of the newspaper did not drop greatly because of this, and as soon as it was taken out of the bamboo tube on the eagle's back, it was divided up as soon as it was taken out of the door.

However, most of the people who bought newspapers changed, and after those rich and noble families stopped robbing them, most of them were robbed by some yanai.

Now when you go to the Qinglou, if you don't have a newspaper in your hand, people won't pay attention to you.

Think about modern people who want cars, houses and watches, but this is in the Great Song Dynasty, as long as a newspaper, that's right! Just this particular newspaper is enough to keep a regular top card for you overnight without spending any money.

Because this newspaper is more expensive than the cost of sleeping all night, even if those rich or noble people don't grab it anymore, the price of this newspaper still hasn't dropped, and it's frighteningly expensive!

"Girl! Do you think what the newspaper says is true? Is there really a grain in the world that yields 30 stone per mu? ”

Master Li anxiously took the newspaper handed by the personal girl: "I don't know, there are too many people in the world who don't understand, it's better to care about Mr. Bai Niu's storytelling!" ”

The personal girl looked curious: "Tell me, the girl told me, that young dart head Lin Pingzhi, can you run away?" ”

Master Li ignored her, just looked down for a while before raising his head and said: "I was saved by the old man and the ugly girl who sold wine, I can't see that this kind of gentleman is still a gentle and reasonable person in his bones, and he would rather be hungry than steal the longan fruit on the side of the road!" ”

"Girl, what is the longan fruit? It sounds so delicious! The intimate girl said curiously.

"It's the longan in the pharmacy, but the longan is dried, and the longan fruit is said to be delicious when it is picked and eaten when it is just ripe, and it is the same as the lychee for a while!"

As soon as Master Li's words fell, the little girl continued to ask: "Then Lin Pingzhi doesn't go to steal other people's things, isn't he going to starve to death?" ”

"No, he went to beg for food, others beat him, he wanted to fight back, but he was still kind-hearted, he didn't do it, and he fell a fart on himself!" Master Li seemed to be infected by Lin Pingzhi in the story, and his mood became a little depressed.

"Tell me, girl! Just tell me about it! The little girl begged anxiously.

"Good, good! I'll tell you...... When I saw a nun, I would lose every gamble, but I was a burying person...... It turns out that this Ling Hu Chong will be such a chivalrous and chic person, and he can't wait to meet him, just looking at him and his little sister like this, they must be a couple, envious of others! ”

After Master Li sighed, the little girl urged her on the side: "Girl, what's next?" What's next? ”

Master Li raised the newspaper in his hand and said, "The story in today's newspaper has come to an end, and I will read it to you when the next issue of the newspaper comes!" ”

The little girl looked regretful: "It turns out that I finished reading?" I don't know what will happen to that Lin Pingzhi in the future, whether that senior brother Ling Hu Chong will return to the mountain and marry the little junior sister! That Qingcheng faction is so hateful! ”

Suddenly, she saw that there was a newspaper on the ground, and it turned out that she had dropped one when she picked it up just now, so she picked it up, and eagerly handed it to Master Li and said, "Girl, girl, take a look, is there anything behind this one?" This Mr. White Bull's storytelling is so good! It makes me anxious to hear! ”

Master Li took it and took a look: "No, they all say that the story has been finished, and it talks about the origin of sweet potatoes, heh!" This sweet potato was brought out by Mr. Bai Niu Chen Jincai from the master's door, it is thirty stones, yes, and there is a kind of thing called potatoes that can be harvested for fifty stones, but there were only five or six seeds, and a few were actually roasted and eaten by the sand thieves! ”

"This sweet potato was actually brought out by Mr. Bai Niu Chen Jincai from the master's sect, so when you say it, this thirty stone grain is really possible!"

"Oh my God! It is unimaginable that this acre of land can collect 30 stones, and there is a lot of land, so it will be distributed! The little girl almost shoved her little fist into her little mouth.

"Yes! What's even more odious is the kind of thing called potatoes that can harvest fifty stones, which is roasted and eaten until only two seeds are left, and these two seeds are said to be cultivated and cultivated, so you can harvest more seeds in the next year. Master Li said.

"Hey! There is such a thing! ”

Master Li's voice was full of contempt: "The old master in the Guozi Prison is too old-fashioned, and he doesn't let his disciples practice kung fu that is obviously good for his body, how ridiculous!" ”

"That's it!" The little girl nodded her little head sharply: "I was forced to cultivate by you, girl, and I have all practiced internal qi, and there is also the Ling Bo microstep that can take three steps!" ”

"Now my waist is not sore, my legs are not painful, it is not difficult to walk, and sometimes when I help those drunk guests, I can help him up no matter how drunk I am!"

This kind of physical fitness thing was actually said by the old master to be heresy.

Truly incredible!

This is to scold Mr. Bai Niu, and the sweet potato is said to be brought out by Mr. Bai Niu from the master's sect, so they suspect that this output is normal without thirty stones.

Guozijian and Mr. White Bull are inherently incorrect!

But what's going on with this Tokyo City Newspaper? How could this be published in the newspaper that he clearly despised all those who practiced the method of internal qi and went down the wrong path?

And what is written in the last line of this edition? It's quite a big word!

Books and newspapers will record current events, truths, and everything that has happened.

You can also express your views on the current situation and some new things around you.

Finally, here to all the things in Tokyo City, comment on this sweet potato, no matter what the point of view, it is only a pipeline!

Write down your opinions, whether you are a newspaper person, or a scolding person, or even a scolding newspaper.

The white-haired old man in the Guozi Prison actually had a newspaper in his hand now, and he found that what he said was actually recorded in this newspaper, and he also saw the declaration of the Tokyo City Newspaper.

Manuscript Request! All those who can write can write an article, write an article about current events, even if it is any interesting thing they encounter.

Finally, I added a sentence, you can even be like this old master in the national prison, it doesn't matter if you scold the newspaper!

Is this looking for scolding? (To be continued.) )