Chapter 81: Hou Ye is crazy
Bai Fengqu, the youngest marquis of the Tang Dynasty, went crazy on the day of Laba because he received a letter from Jiangnan!
It is rumored that the letter contains the secret that the most mysterious meridian of the Tang Dynasty is most unwilling to let others see; There are also rumors that the letter is a spell for the evil demons, and the little marquis usually accuses too many sinners, and now he is being remembered by the enemy and comes to the door; The most reliable rumor is that the letter is a gentle and lovely woman in Jiangnan who has not left the boudoir, because she admires the good name of the little marquis, specially wrote it to him, and I didn't expect the young and vigorous little marquis to be overexcited and crazy for a while!
Bai Qi was so angry that his mouth was crooked, he just cried after reading the letter, and then accidentally broke the pots with flowers and plants that the ancestors planted at home, so angry that the ancestors chased after them with a feather duster, but this is winter, those flowers and plants have long been frozen to death, okay!
Oh, also, as soon as I was excited, I forgot that this was the Tang Dynasty, shook hands with a few servants, and hugged a few little girls to express my excitement, causing those male servants to have trembling hands all day long, and a few little girls looked at themselves like looking at a golden mountain, full of stars. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
And I don't know which damn guy said that he was kissing that letter feverishly, and he told it all like it was true, and spread it!
White felt the need for a rectification exercise in the house.
White tilted his head and thought about it for a long, long time, as if that's all there was to it, it was normal. However, in the eyes of the Tang people, these are a bit out of line. Forget it, my brother is not an ordinary person, and he is not as knowledgeable as ordinary people like you, especially the big black guy in front of him.
"Have you seen enough? I don't have any flowers on my face! Bai Qi was depressed, Cheng Chumo's whole face came over, and he was about to rub his face, and his big black eyes were staring at him.
Cheng Chumo smiled, stepped back, sat on the chair, leisurely picked up a few soybeans from the dish, threw them into his mouth, and bit it crisply.
"Crazy, we've known each other for so long, what kind of letter can make you, who are usually calm, excited like this?"
"Who said Lao Tzu was excited?"
Cheng Chumo teased: "Crazy, brothers all understand your troubles, so let's go to Pingkangfang tonight, in order to calm you down, especially the fire in your stomach!" Cheng Chumo stretched out a hand, put it on the shoulder of the white chess, and smiled in a special **** in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "Everyone is a man, how about my buddy find you an oiran tonight?" ā
Bai Qi turned his face to Cheng Chumo, smiling brightly, Cheng Chumo's heart was numb.
Cheng Chumo's smile slowly solidified on his face, and he slowly stepped back in embarrassment: "Hehe, brother, I'll make a suggestion, it's all for your good!" If you don't want to, it's okay, let's drink together, chat, talk about life, talk about ideals...... Wow, why did you hit someone...... I'll go, Bai Fengqu, if you hit me with your shoes again, I'm going to fight back! Ah, my ears! ā
White took off his shoes and threw them at Cheng Zhimo, and then took advantage of his dodge to jump forward, grabbed his ear, and threw Cheng Chumo to the ground with a back throw.
The two chased each other on the ground and wrestled, and after fighting, they hit the open space outside the living room. With a "plop", the two fell into the snow at the same time, and at the same time they both had a cold war.
Seeing that Bai Qi was sneering and was about to pounce again, Cheng Chumo immediately stepped back sharply, crying and admitting with a sad face.
"Crazy, I'm throwing in the towel, I'm not going to talk about that again, okay? Just spare me! ā
Bai Qi crossed his hands in front of his chest, looked at Cheng Chumo and sneered.
The two went back to the house to change into dry clothes, and returned to the hall to continue chatting.
Cheng Chumo cautiously asked: "Crazy, I'm curious, you really received a letter from a woman in Jiangnan?" ā
White nodded nondeniably, scribbling on the paper with a ruler without raising his head.
"Do you know the woman?" Cheng Chumo immediately became interested, and his body sat up straight, at this time, he was the embodiment of gossip!
The pen and ruler in Bai's hand paused, thought seriously for a while, and then nodded vigorously: "It's considered to be acquaintance!" ā
Cheng Chumo was even more excited, the words "I want to see" were almost written on his face, and it was not real to sit on the chair with his buttocks, so he stood up directly, rubbed his hands, took two steps in the hall, took two more steps at the white chess, and then took two more steps, and then looked at the white chess.
Bai Qi really didn't expect that Cheng Chumo, a big black man who was tall and tall, was actually such a gossip person, he really couldn't concentrate on continuing to do things, so he glanced at Cheng Chumo fiercely and took him back to the study. took out the letter from the hidden corner of the study and handed it to Cheng Chumo.
"Be careful, don't crumple!"
Cheng Chumo grinned, took the letter from White's hand, opened the envelope, took out the only piece of letter inside, opened it with anticipation, and then looked disappointed.
"That's all?" Cheng Chumo pointed to the words and pictures on the envelope, extremely disappointed: "What are these words?" ā
"Flower planters." Bai Qi looked at the three beautifully handwritten simplified characters on the envelope, and his eyes were a little confused.
There is also a rabbit drawn on the envelope. A standing rabbit with long ears, a round head, and big eyes. The little rabbit has a smiling mouth and a short body, with a red five-pointed star painted on its belly, and a six-five-style People's Liberation Army hat on its head, which is also decorated with a red five-pointed star cockade. With a few strokes, he drew a rabbit that was a little ruffian and a little bad.
Cheng Chumo took the letter paper, looked left and right, and could not find anything else except the words "flower planter" and a cartoon of a rabbit. He was extremely disappointed, he thought he could see something he wanted to see, but he didn't know that it was these words and paintings that he couldn't understand at all.
"However," Cheng Chumo took a closer look at the rabbit: "Although this rabbit is strangely drawn, it is still quite cute!" ā
White smiled and did not speak. In his time, this rabbit was not only cute, it was also a spirit and strength, and I don't know how many people struggled all their lives to become such a rabbit.
"What do you mean by being a flower planter?" Cheng Chumo scratched his head and turned his head to ask White.
Bai Qi took the letter back from Cheng Chumo's hand, carefully packed it, and then blinked his eyes and looked at Cheng Chumo playfully: "You are so smart, you guess, guess me, just tell you the meaning of this letter to me!" ā
Watching Bai Qi put the letter away and walk out of the study with his hands behind his back, Cheng Chumo was deflated.
Carried away for a moment, how can you forget that this madman is a person who does not play cards according to common sense!