Chen Quanfu said: "I now understand that when looking for a girlfriend, you can't just look at her appearance, but also look at her heart, take this girl who just broke up with me, I think she is not in love with me as a person, but in my family's money, and always encourages me to reach out to my family." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info I found out that some time ago, she just wanted to have a house, she didn't want to find a husband, she just wanted to drive, she didn't want to get married, she just wanted me to play with her, and then I had to cut through the mess quickly. ”

"When a man has a girlfriend, he should look carefully, if you don't even have Xu Xian's eyes, don't just see a female snake and think it's a white lady. I wonder if your girlfriend has fallen in love with other 'rich and handsome' again, it's not you who 'blow' her, but she 'blows' you, hiding from you to empathize and don't fall in love, and dumping you as a cold snot? ”

When the "poor middle peasants" said these words to Chen Quanquan, they smiled evilly.

Chen Quanfu glared at Wu Wei, who always wanted to see his jokes, and shouted in a loud voice: "She dare!" It's okay not to fall in love with me, but if you want to hide from me to step on two boats and put a 'green hat' on me, I will let her bleed without menstruation, and I will let her know that the earth is round, the sea is blue, the honey is sweet, and the salt is salty, and I am not so easy to hide. To tell you the truth, a few days ago someone introduced me to another girl, and we have met for the second time and feel good about each other. You Wu Wei, don't just think about watching other people's jokes, beware of your own blessed 'little daughter-in-law' running away with others. ”

Chen Quanfu took offense as defense.

Wu Wei looked indifferent: "My 'little daughter-in-law', hey, the young man is sick to his stomach, the old man is sleepy, and the girl will think of herself as Fan Bingbing and her sister when she sees it." If there is anyone like me who doesn't dislike her, she can run with whomever she wants! ”

Chen Fufu pursed his lips and said, "It's easy to say, you spent so much effort on her before, and now you will be willing to let her run away with others." Oh, by the way, I recently heard someone tell a story about 'hard work'. It's about a girl who wants to break up with her boyfriend, and her boyfriend said, I've put a lot of effort into you, and you broke up with me, it's too ruthless! The girl stretched out a hand, took out a sanitary napkin from her crotch and threw it at the boy's body and said, your 'heart' is fake, I owe you 'blood', and I will pay you in monthly installments in the future. ”

Wu Wei blushed and said to Chen Quanquan: "What kind of story is this? You must have hurt me with your lies. ”

Wu's girlfriend, Chang Ying, was his classmate at university and grew up in the Dabie Mountains, a rural kid who is currently working as a technician at an agricultural institute in Beijing. When it comes to his girlfriend's career, Wu Wei is very proud. Although Wu Wei's grandfather did not study, he was particularly supportive of his offspring's schooling, and said to Wu Wei more than once, children, study hard, don't be like me and your father, digging in the soil every day like chickens, and working in the fields like cows. In the future, if you are admitted to the university, your grandfather will smash the pot and sell iron to support you, and if you know more words, we will go to Chinese drama (department), and if you know more mathematics, we will go to arithmetic drama (department). If you don't go to school, can't read or count, you can only hum hometown drama behind the cow's butt. Wu Wei was very competitive, studied hard, not only walked out of the mountains and went to college, but also found a girlfriend who graduated from college, which made the family proud. Thinking of his girlfriend's appearance, Wu Wei has a little inferiority, his girlfriend is short and fat, she is definitely not beautiful, and she doesn't even match her "average appearance". Cui Dalin persuaded him that a virtuous and unattractive woman is a simple and unpretentious decoration of a family, you don't always think that Xiaochang is not good-looking, in fact, she is very beautiful, I am talking about the beauty of the soul. I know some girls who are very good-looking, who speak very badly, who do things very badly, who are beautiful in appearance and not in heart, who will become ugly with time, and whose beautiful hearts can be sublimated with the years.

While several young people were chatting, the office director, Fan Lin, pushed open the door of room 205, poked his head in, and said with a displeased face: "The Freedom Forum is not over yet?" You should be flooded, you should be flooded, and you should be flooded, and you should go back to your seats and get ready for work!"

Fei Aijun and Wu left Cui Dalin and Chen's office worriedly.

The magazine "Agricultural and Sideline Production Science and Technology" is a popular science book mainly oriented to the "three rural" areas, and the magazine put forward three conditions when recruiting editorial staff at the beginning of its establishment: first, the magazine is a unit managed by the army, and the political conditions should be good; Second, the major should be the right one, and the student must be a graduate of agricultural university or other universities majoring in agriculture. Third, it is necessary to be familiar with the rural areas, understand agriculture, and have a deep affection for the peasants.

Cui Dalin and Wu Wei fully meet the conditions, Chen Quanfu grew up in the countryside, and it was only after his father became the boss that he moved from the countryside to settle in the city, which is reasonable. When Fei Aijun applied for the job, the editor-in-chief objected: "We don't require art editors to have graduated from an agricultural university or majoring in agriculture, but they must have rural life experience, otherwise, horses and donkeys can't be distinguished, leeks and wheat seedlings can't be distinguished, and it will definitely affect future work." Although you were born in the countryside, urinated in the crops, slept in the wheat field, and left the countryside very early, you can only be regarded as a Beijinger. Fei Aijun was anxious: "Although I grew up in the city, my roots are in the countryside, if I don't believe that I put a few drops of blood on my body, you can smell it, there must be a smell of earth in it." Fei Aijun said, took the paper cutter in the pen holder on the editor-in-chief's desk, and gestured on his arm.

The editor-in-chief didn't know whether Fei Aijun was serious or joking, so he changed his face and stopped him: "Since you are so determined, come and try it first!" ”

Shen Qiao, director of the editorial department, is a staff member of the army, although he is not on active duty, but he has the appearance and style of a soldier, he is not a few years older than several young editors, and he usually likes to talk and laugh with them, but he seems to be very sophisticated in handling things, and he has a good relationship with all the people in the editorial department. Because he usually likes to speak some philosophical words, he is nicknamed "philosopher" by a group of young people.

Shen Qiao walked into room 205 with a few pages in his hand and asked Cui Dalin, "Why is Xiao Chen not here?" ”

"He responded to Director Fan's great call and went to the toilet to discharge the flood." Cui Dalin joked to Shen Qiao.

After a while, Chen Fufu came back from the toilet, and Shen Qiao asked him: "You soaked in urine and peed for five minutes, do you want to build another Yellow River?" ”

"I drank a bottle of Coke at lunchtime, and drank two cups of tea when a few people chatted just now, plus my metabolism has been relatively strong recently, and I have to go to the toilet to inspect a work in about half an hour."

Chen Quanfu looked tired and sat down in his seat to speak.

"There's a saying in our hometown that describes some people who don't like to work, 'lazy donkeys grind more feces and pee,' and I've found that you go to the toilet more often than anyone else during working hours." Shen Qiao said, and sat down opposite Chen Quanquan.

"There is nothing wrong with going to the toilet more, human feces and urine are very good organic fertilizers, so many people in Beijing pull and urine are drained from the underground pipes, I have always felt that it is a pity, why no one has opened a large organic fertilizer manufacturing plant to support agricultural production? Hey, what important instructions does Comrade Director have for me? ”

Shen Qiao spread a few pages of paper in his hand on the table, and was about to show Chen Quan, Fan Lin pushed the door in again, he saw that Shen Qiao was also there, hesitated and said: "Director Shen is busy, you comrades on this floor should pay attention to maintaining public health, there is always a pool of urine in front of the urinal in the men's toilet, I have said it a few times, and there has been no change." ”

Shen Qiao politely said to Fan Lin: "I am responsible for this matter, I did not explain the requirements of the office to the editors, so that they can pay attention to them in the future." ”

After Fan Lin left, Chen Quanfu pointed to his back and said to Shen Qiao: "We shouldn't call him Director Fan, we should call him 'annoying to death', nagging you next to your ears every day for some trivial things, although we work in a military unit, we are not soldiers, why are we so strict?" He runs upstairs and downstairs every day, how can the fat on his body not be reduced, his body shape can be said to be big-bellied, and the next word is 'big-poop-'. (To be continued.) )