Everyone drank freely, and the wine was half-drunk, and they were already drunk and let go, without the previous restraint.

Zhang Poyu, a million households in the Chinese army, ran to Hao Shisan with a wine glass, and said to everyone: "Now that the governor has received so many soldiers and horses, I think the name of the governor should be changed!" ”

Under the rule of the Han people and the Meng Yuan, ordinary people were not qualified to take names, unless they were officials and had meritorious fame, they could be qualified to take names.

Why is Hao 13 called Hao 13? Because he was born as a household slave, the imperial court numbered the slaves in order to facilitate the management of household slaves, and Hao Thirteen's number happened to be the thirteenth, so Hao Thirteen's name was called.

At the end of the Yuan Dynasty, there were several kinds of names for the Han people, and the first type was calculated by the date of birth, such as Zhang Jiusi (Zhang Shicheng), Zhu Chongba (Zhu Yuanzhang), Zhu Wusi (Zhu Yuanzhang's father) and so on.

The second type is ranked by family brothers. However, there is no longer a need for the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period to pass down the ranking order of Bo, Zhong, Shu, and Ji, such as Bo Yao (Wu Guofu's traitorous minister), Zhong Ni (Confucius), Liu Ji (Liu Bang), etc., but directly the boss is called what is big, and the second is called what is two, such as Chang Da (Chang Yuchun), Xu Da (Da), Red Turban Army general Sha Liu Er, etc.

The third type is a bit of Taoist origin. Genghis Khan once asked about the Changchun Zhenren Hill, so Taoism in the Yuan Dynasty was more valued by the imperial court, and many people belonged to Taoist disciples. For example, Xu Zhenyi (Xu Shouhui), Fang Guzhen (Fang Guozhen), etc.

Fourth, it is directly named after the characteristics. For example, Ni Manzi, the prime minister of the Tianwan regime of the Red Turban Army, Ni Wenjun (the barbarian is a contemptuous name for the Han people in the south), Zhao Zhao Pusheng (good at using double knives), Li Patou Li Pusheng (bald head), and Mingyanzi Ming Yuzhen (one eye).

The fifth, with a little social background and a bit of color and human blood, uses the word 'baobao', such as Wang Baobao (expanded Timur) and Li Baobao (Zhu Yuanzhang's nephew Li Wenzhong).

Zhang Polu's own name is Zhang Thirty-one, because he talked to Shi Nai'an about the Three Kingdoms and the Water Margin stories that the boss told them, and became good friends with Shi Nai'an, so Shi Nai'an named him Zhang Polu, and he was very popular with this name, so he strongly encouraged Hao Shisan to change his name.

Everyone here has long wanted Hao Shisan to change his name, especially Shi Nai'an, who has mentioned it to Hao Shisan several times, but Hao Shisan refused. As soon as Zhang Poyu's proposal was mentioned, all the civil and military officers echoed it one after another, full of interest, as if the boss did not change his name, and they were going to kill people and set fires.

"Yes, the Governor should have a new name!"

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Hao Shisan raised his hand, let the scene calm down, and said his thoughts: "The word 'thirteen' is a strong slave brand left to me by Meng Yuan, and I refuse to change my name, just because the Great Yuan Dynasty will not be overthrown, and I will always use this brand to spur myself." ”

Shi Nai'an asked Hao 13 to change his name many times, but Hao 13 didn't change it, so he hurriedly admonished: "The governor is wrong!" Zi said: 'If the name is not right, the words will not go well, and if the words are not good, things will not be done', the name of the governor must command the heroes, and there must be a decent and atmospheric name, the governor can not be stubborn, and must adapt to the situation. The word 'thirteen' is a proof of the governor's humble background, and if he continues to use it, I am afraid that he will be seen clearly by the heroes of the world, and those high-ranking literati will also refuse to assist the governor because of the humble background of the governor! ”

Shi Nai'an said, looking at Liu Bowen at the end of the banquet with his eyes, it was secretly beating Liu Ji and Liu Bowen.

Li Pusheng, the head of Li Patou, also persuaded: "The governor should follow the advice, I don't see my majesty, his real name is Xu Zhenyi, and now he has changed his name to Xu Shouhui, Zhang Jiusi is also named Zhang Shicheng, and even Zhu Chongba, the little chief under Guo Zixing, has also changed his name to Zhu Yuanzhang, and the governor should restore his Han name as soon as possible and adapt to the situation." ”

Hao Thirteen saw that everyone was bitter, and it was not good to be stubborn about their opinions, "Then may I ask all the well-educated people, what should Thirteen be renamed better?" ”

"Hao Potian!" Zhang Poyu preemptively suggested. In his opinion, the name of the governor must be magnificent, at least bigger than the broken country and army that came out of Mujiazhai, and that is only the breaking of the sky.

"No, no, no! It's too big a name to be struck by lightning! Hao Shisan waved his hand again and again and refused.

Shi Nai'an stuck his gray beard and said: "I think that now that we are on the Yangtze River, the governor will just say a 'river', as for the words?" It's called 'Komeito'! Shi Nai'an felt very satisfied with the name, nodded with a smile, and repeated: "Hao Jiang, Hao Gongming!" ”

Hao Shisan almost spurted out a mouthful of blood.

Hao Shisan said in his heart: "What is this name?" is just one surname away from Song Jiang and Song Gongming, Shi Nai'an's pride in the rivers and lakes is too heavy, and he is too deeply immersed in the conception of the novel, and he is really compared to Liangshan as a hero! We are going to rebel to the end, and we will not be recruited. ’

Hao Shisan hurriedly shook his head and said, "Loud and not elegant enough", he said that he was not satisfied with this name, Shi Nai'an stuck to the white beard, muttered for a long time, and said: "Why don't you call Hao Junyi, and the words are clear?" ”

Seeing that Shi Nai'an was too deep into the play, he had to give Hao 13 the 'halo' of the boss of Liangshan, Hao 13 shook his head again and said: "Elegant is not loud enough. ”。

A military general, humming and chirping, shaking his head, meditating, trying to give the governor a satisfactory name, but unfortunately, there is really no ink in the abdomen, Yu Tongyuan and Yu Tongyuan also proposed two names, and Hao Shisan was not satisfied.

Liu Bowen, who was sitting in the penultimate place, shook his fan and said calmly: "In my opinion, the governor is a single word for 'benevolence'......"

As soon as Liu Bowen's words came out, he was angry with Zhang Poyu on the side, he had long seen Liu Bowen unpleasant. Liu Bowen is pretentious, and he refuses to come up with ideas, because the boss is polite to him.

Zhang Poyu 'brushed' and pulled out half of the waist knife under his crotch, and said angrily: "You are cursing the boss of my family, haven't you heard that 'good people have no good reward'?" You pickled literati, you are really hateful! ”

As soon as Zhang Poyu's words came out, everyone thought that what Zhang Poyu said made sense, especially Tu Danjun and Yu Yanyu, the two of them stood up at once, followed by Tu Danhu and Yu Tonghe, and they were about to 'circle kick' Liu Bowen.

Hao Shisan looked at Liu Bowen, and finally came up with an idea under his account, how could he let these martial artists with low Han culture do it? Let Liu Bowen not dare to speak in the future! hurriedly reprimanded: "Don't be rude to Mr. Liu, let Mr. Liu continue." ”

Several martial artists saw that they were protecting Liu Bowen, and they didn't dare to make a mistake, but they didn't return to their seats, but looked at Liu Bowen angrily, and when Liu Bowen finished speaking, Hao Shisan was not satisfied, so he grabbed Liu Bowen and started fighting.

Liu Bowen is just a Confucian scholar, unlike Shi Nai'an, who is not only heroic in the rivers and lakes, but also knows martial arts. If Shi Nai'an had encountered this posture, he would have thrown off his arms and started fighting.

Liu Bowen is not Shi Nai'an after all. When he saw this posture, he was also shocked, and said in his heart: "This is covered by the governor, you don't dare to start, next time you will be beaten, I am afraid that you don't have to wait for Zhou Dian to come back, if you don't say it well, I am afraid that as soon as you leave the barracks, you will be put on a sack and beaten with a stick." ”