0027, hungry Liu Dahong

On this day, he wasted everything in the kitchen, and after a while, he got a big bowl of thick rice milk, and copied half a knife of white cotton paper from the window. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

Take a ruler and compare it, cut the white cotton paper into long strips, and spread it flat. Find a thin iron rod, no thicker than a third of the strip of paper, and gently dip it in the saltpeter powder, which is all sucked onto the iron rod. The iron rod was placed on the top of the paper, one end of the paper was pressed, one hand was gently patted on the wrist, and an even saltpeter powder was sprinkled on the paper.

Put down the iron rod, slowly twist the palm of your hand on the strip of paper, soak it in the rice milk with your hand, and gently slip along the seam of the strip of paper, and a long lead is ready. Hurry up and take it to the kitchen not far from the stove to dry.

Ning Ze rolled the cannon barrel tightly again, thought about it, or secretly ran to the utility room to rummage through the cabinets, and finally found a few pieces of red paper, which were also cut with a knife, glued with rice milk, and pasted one by one??????

After everything was done, this guy wiped the sweat beads on his face, and said to himself with a smile: "Damn, in order to marry a daughter-in-law, Lao Tzu is also quite hard!" Money-obsessed father-in-law, it's time for you to get rich! ”

He sneaked all these things into the small house in the ear courtyard, and no one went anyway, so he couldn't see them. Clapping his hands and swaying back to the main compound, just in time, Sister-in-law Niu started to cook dinner.

Li hopes that the family will be lively and reunited, and he is grateful that Lao Niu and his wife will never give up, so they will be regarded as a family and insist on eating in one place. However, the rules cannot be abolished, and there is no reason for a servant and a master to eat at the same table. In the chef, two square tables, one large and one small, one high and one low, were set up, the tall one was Ning Ze's mother and son, and the short dining table was Lao Niu and his wife. The family often takes this opportunity to talk and laugh. According to Li's words, it is not a big family, and it is a family behind closed doors, and it is good to give a horizontal and vertical gift, so I don't have to pretend to be a ghost bluffer.

At the dinner table, Sister-in-law Niu talked a lot, and she was willing to go out to talk to some neighborhood ladies to relieve her boredom.

"Hehe, have you heard that the Chen family has had an accident again in the past few days."

"Oh? What's the matter? Li put down his chopsticks and asked. Although she is kind, gossip is a woman's nature after all, and the family used to have an entangled relationship with her family.

"The Chen family's little yamen has been recovered." Sister-in-law Niu took a bite of pickled vegetables and chewed them crunching.

Ning Ze also pricked up his ears, and his heart was pounding. Although Chen Jinlong didn't know that it was a good thing he did, after all, he provoked Fang Xiaoyi and them on the boat. In case Xiaoyi revealed his hiding and was recognized by Chen Jinlong. Then this time, the first unlucky thing to be was Zhang Shun and his group of boatmen.

It's not that he hasn't read the Water Margin, and the heroes in the book are not one or two who betray their friends when they can't help but open their mouths, such as Bai Sheng, the day rat who outwitted the Birth Gang, is one of them.

Even if Zhang Shun doesn't recruit him, will other shipwrights be tight-lipped?

That's it, eat this meal, and get ready to run! Ning Ze secretly made up his mind. This kind of thing, let alone looking for Wang Binglin, even if you find the current Taishi Cai Jing, it may not work.

But listening to Sister-in-law Niu, she was still happy: "Xiao Yanai has been recovered, but he has become a waste." I heard that Chen Wenjin saw his son, and he was paralyzed next to the car on the spot, and the little yamen was tortured to the point that he was not human, and his legs were brushed together, and his tendons were broken, and he couldn't be saved by any miracle doctor! ”

"Alas, this is also-" Li's words came to his lips, and the word retribution could not be counted.

"This is quite light, the most terrible thing is that Chen Jinlong was frightened, and now he has not entered the water and rice for two or three days, and he can't recognize anyone, and he can't understand a word!"

"Bang", Ning Ze's bowl fell to the ground.

"You kid, it's a shame to be able to eat the bowl after eating." Li scolded Ning Ze: "It's not as good as your brother!" Hurriedly asked Sister-in-law Niu again: "Are you stupid now?" ”

"Isn't that stupid? It is also strange to think that this thief is also strange, I don't know which way of the hero, made his son look like this, but returned thousands of dollars, it is said that he carried a letter, saying that his son wanted to run to death but did not succeed, but jumped into a deep ditch and fell like that. Even if they were not careful, the ransom of 10,000 yuan was not all asked, and the 3,000 yuan was returned to make soup and medicine for his son. Hehe, do you think it's funny? There are also thieves who tie up people to pay for the soup and medicine! ”

"Thank you Bodhisattva, thank you Bodhisattva!" Ning Ze picked up the rice bowl, and the gods and Buddhas in the sky silently recited in his heart.

While listening to Sister-in-law Niu's words, the Li family inadvertently caught a glimpse of Ning Ze's absent-minded appearance, and his eyes suddenly lit up: "By the way, Sister-in-law Niu, you said that the son of the Chen family fell like that, then the Liu family will be-"

Sister-in-law Niu and Lao Niu looked at each other, and suddenly became happy: "Yes, yes, old lady, his son is now crippled, will the Liu family still covet those money and harm their daughter?" ”

Ning Ze's heart moved, so it was. I finally understand what Liu Qingsi meant by "don't be light and gentle"! Suddenly, my heart was hot, thinking about the glimpse of the bow under the umbrella, and the sweetness came up.

Three days later, Ning Ze's own artillery was finally completed, and that was because the lead and barrel had to be dried.

Look at noon, the street began to be lively, Ning Ze lost his eyes, Tang Niu'er understood, hurriedly stood outside the store, and shouted loudly: "To the neighbors, the three old and four young people in Huyang County, all the guest officers who traveled, listened to the small store opened for half a month today, thanks to everyone's love, the business is still booming." In order to give back to you, the small shop from today, the goods will be sold at a 10% discount within three days, thank you for your support! ”

Tang Niu'er was full of anger and loud voice, and with such a shout, the crowd all over the street stood and looked at his house.

I saw this guy turn around and hold out a cannon battle, I am afraid that there will be two long, and the whole body is red and red, which looks festive. Then Zhang Fuye took out a large sign, on which were written the words that Tang Niu'er shouted just now, and stood by the door.

Surrounded by everyone in the store, Ning Ze took a note of incense, walked to the door of the store with a spring breeze on his face, waved towards the Quartet, and said with a smile: "From today onwards, the small store will be discounted for three days, please patronize us!" ”

After speaking, he rolled up his sleeves and walked over, aimed at the lead of the gun head and lit it with a snort, and turned around and ran.

Everyone saw that it was about to be fired, and hurriedly took a few steps back.

Cracking sound~~~~~~~

A series of deafening noises suddenly filled the street, and the billowing smoke rose into the sky, and the air was filled with the smell of saltpeter and sulfur. It rang for nearly two minutes before it stopped.

How could the people of Huyang County ever see such a powerful artillery battle? They were all stunned and dodged. When the smoke cleared, I found that the door of the Ning family's umbrella store was full of red confetti.

The most sensitive of this series of sounds just now was, of course, the workers of Liu Kee Shop, as soon as they heard this sound, it was clearly a cannon battle, but the sound was more than ten times louder, and it took a long time. One by one, they hurriedly stretched out their heads to see, my mother, how can there be a long artillery battle?

A spirited man dropped his work and ran into the back hall to the courtyard, panting as he ran: "The shopkeeper, it's amazing!" ”

Liu Dahong, who was at home, was also startled by the noise on the street. He was surprised and surprised to see the workers rushing in so desperately, and hurriedly asked, "What's the matter?" ”

"Over there, the Ning family, the Ning family, put a lot of artillery battles!" The worker was out of breath and bent over to point outside.

"Huh?!" Liu Dahong sat on the ground with his ass, this is bitter! It turned out that there had been hundreds of artillery battles in the field, and he had become so miserable, listening to that voice, didn't he want his own life? Liu Dahong really wanted to cry without tears.

"Oh my God!" Shopkeeper Liu stumbled to the gate of the courtyard: "You go and inquire, where is his artillery battle?" ”

The worker came to Ning Ji with a friendly smile on his face, and he hugged his fists and bowed his hands to each customer, with good etiquette. The store, which was already a good customer flow, was already crowded in less than half a moment. An umbrella is fifty yuan cheaper, which is not a small amount, equivalent to half a day's salary for a craftsman, which can ensure a family of five living for a day.

The workers of the Liu family walked up to Ning Ze, smiled humbly, nodded and sang fat: "Wishing you prosperity Ah Ning treasurer!" ”

"Rejoice and rejoice, don't pay attention, may I ask ~~~~~ you?"

"Oh, I'm just a passerby, but I was startled by the loud noise in your house just now, so I came to take a look. Is it a cannon fight? ”

"yes, hehe, I'm disturbed, I'm sorry."

The worker stared at the confetti all over the ground, beaming with joy, and couldn't help but swallow his saliva: "What kind of artillery battle is this, but I haven't heard of it, it's so loud, and it's still very long." It used to be one or two hundred rings, and it came to an end. ”

"Oh, don't hide it, this is the artillery battle of Liu Ji opposite us, oh, it's right there!" Ning Ze pointed to where he came from and said enthusiastically.

Isn't it hell that the worker's jaw almost fell to the ground, and we don't know what kind of artillery battle we are doing? Don't fool people, can you?

"Hehe, the shopkeeper is joking, how can that cannon fight be so loud and long. No, it isn't. ”

"Really, I can swear if I don't believe it!" Ning Ze looked at him with a serious face.

The worker's mind was in a mess, and he didn't dare to say that he was Liu Ji's worker, so he had to bend down and say haha, and leave step by step.

Ning Ze had a smile in his eyes, little look, Lao Tzu still doesn't know you? Go back and scare my father-in-law.

"Shopkeeper, I've come back from inquiring." The workers returned to the courtyard of Liu's house, their faces distorted.

"So fast? Tell me, which one? Liu Dahong was even more anxious.

"He said, it's our Liu Ji." The worker's face was sad, and his old face was red to the root of his ears when he said this. If you have this craft, will you still work half a day every day?

"Fart, you don't know what our family sells?"

"I know, but people are very serious, and they still bet that it is our family's artillery battle!" The worker leaned his neck helplessly.

How could Liu Dahong believe this idiot? I thought that it must be a good thing to buy elsewhere, and deliberately didn't tell myself that I wanted to avenge the rejection of Mrs. Liu's door!

Alas, I am dying of envy, and I am greedy when I think about it!