The charcoal head was lying in Sun Lang's arms, and he was also tossed by the long-winded chanting sound. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 It turned out that it had eaten a lot of pastries, and at this time, its stomach was overturning, and it was about to vomit, and it said weakly: "Wu ...... Mrs. Wu...... The magic weapon is...... It is the South China Sea Buddha rosary, and the name of the magic skill is 'Hundred ...... 100 Buddha sounds', fast ...... Fast...... Hurry up and find a way to stop her from talking...... If you keep talking, the old man will vomit in your arms......"

100 Buddha sounds?

Phew! Isn't it just Tang Seng chanting?

It is also reasonable to say that Buddhism was introduced to China during the reign of Emperor Ping of the Eastern Han Dynasty, and there were already many devout believers at this time. This Mrs. Wu is one of them, she eats fasting Buddha, heart to the green lamp, and later in the Eastern Wu Buddhism, but also in Jian'an to build the first temple to worship the Buddha's relics, is this reason.

However, such an old lady who enshrined the Dharma was like suffering from menopausal syndrome, grabbing others at all, and swearing them in a flood of air......

Sun Lang wanted to rush forward and plug Mrs. Wu's mouth with a large piece of cooked beef on the table to make her stop talking, and he also knew that this must be the idea of most people present.

However, he didn't dare, because Mrs. Wu was his mother after all, and even Sun Ce was afraid of her, so how could he dare to act rudely?

He was in a dilemma, but when he saw that Mrs. Wu's expression was even more severe, her fingers let go of her prayer beads, and she slammed them on the desk a few times, and scolded: "Hmph! You have done so many uh bastard things, what kind of face do you have to treat the ancestors of the Sun family again? What kind of face is there to be ashamed of being here again? ”

Speaking of this, she glanced at Sun Lang and said, "You unscrupulous son, what are you still doing here stupidly kneeling?" Why don't you get down and find a seat down? ”

A flash of brightness flashed in Sun Lang's heart.

That's right! If you want to make this old witch shut down, the best way is to hide far away, so that she can't see it!

Thinking of this, Sun Lang hurriedly knelt on the ground and kowtowed: "Sun Lang's responsibility is not light, it makes his mother angry, please let my mother stop being angry!" After speaking, he obediently came to the side, found a vacant seat next to Dong Xi and Yan Baihu, and sat down and drank honestly.

Sure enough, when Mrs. Wu saw Sun Lang going down, she immediately stopped counting in her mouth.

Not...... The world fell silent......

Everyone in the hall wiped the sweat from their foreheads with relief, glad that the fifth prince did not hit it hard, otherwise, the old lady didn't know how long she was going to babble.

Sun Ce saw that although there was an unpleasant incident, this banquet would continue, so he picked up a bottle of wine, got up and went to the hall, and said in a loud voice: "Everyone! Today, the peach blossoms in the house are in full bloom, so I invite you to come here to drink a cup. The battle of Qu'a was bumpy, and many brothers lost their lives. Thanks to the fifth brother...... Yes...... Thanks to the concerted efforts of all the soldiers, my Sun family's army was able to open the banner victoriously, capture Yangzhou, and have a place to stand in Jiangdong!

He wanted to praise Sun Lang during the banquet, but remembering Mrs. Wu's anger just now, he could only avoid Sun Lang's exploits and attribute the victory to the concerted efforts of everyone.

All the generals raised their glasses, their eyes glancing at Mrs. Wu's face, and they didn't dare to say a word.

Sun Ce continued: "Today coincides with my mother's arrival in Qu'a, and we are waiting for a reunion, which can be described as double happiness." There is also my uncle Wu Jing and cousin Sun Ben who escaped from the shackles of Yuan Shu and came to take refuge, making my Sun family's army stronger, which can be described as three joys! Next, we are about to march eastward to destroy Wang Lang, who is entrenched in Huiji, and then attack Jingzhou again to avenge our father! ”

He raised his glass and said, "Come!" All the princes drink bitterly and celebrate the prosperity of my Sun Jiajun! ”

All the soldiers recalled the difficulties and difficulties when they first crossed Jiangdong, and thought of the grand scenery of galloping Jiangdong in the future, and they forgot the embarrassing atmosphere just now, and slowly raised their glasses and drank them all. When they had finished drinking, they put down their bottles, and they all turned their heads to each other.

However, they didn't dare to speak out loud, because they knew that everything depended on the successive strange strategies of the fifth prince Sun Lang to turn the tide and turn the tide of the war.

And when they looked at the words, they saw that this Mrs. Wu was obviously extremely repulsive and disliked by Sun Lang. Should I speak up for Sun Lang, or obey Mrs. Wu and keep silent? No one knows what to do.

When he was discussing in a low voice, suddenly there was a rush of footsteps outside the door, and a pawn came in and said, "Enlighten the lord, a group of people came from outside the mansion, saying that they want to meet the lord!" ”

"Oh?" Sun Ce was slightly surprised in his heart: "Could it be that the people have grievances to complain? Come into the temple quickly! ”

"Yes!" The pawn stepped back quickly.

After a while, there were more than a dozen people dressed in cloth to come to the hall diligently, some carrying baskets, some carrying baskets, and some carrying baskets, which contained all kinds of fresh beef and mutton meat.

The people knelt at the door of the temple, put all the meat in the basket on the ground, and said: "We are the local people of Qu'a, because some time ago we crossed the lake by boat, and were attacked by the soldiers and evil men, but we were saved by the fifth prince Sun Lang. We are grateful for the kindness of the five princes, and I heard that today's Sun Mansion set up a big feast, and there is no filial piety, so we can only send some beef and sheep meat produced in the village to the five princes and the generals for use. ”

After these people finished speaking, they looked for Sun Lang's figure in the seat, and saw him sitting in a corner far away, with a look of joy on his face, and bowed heavily: "Our grass people thank the fifth prince for saving his life!" In the next life, I am willing to be a cow and a horse, in order to repay the great kindness of the five sons! ”

The local people treat the army, which is already a matter of course for the Sun family's army. Sun Ce was also not surprised, and praised Sun Lang's chivalrous behavior in his heart.

"Humph! Where did all the gang of people come from, they all blasted me out! Suddenly, there was a cry in the hall, and it turned out to be Mrs. Wu scolding loudly with a straight face.

Sun Ce was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly said: "Mother, these people came to thank us for the righteous deeds of our Sun Family, which represents the welcome and love of the people of Jiangdong for our Sun family. How can you blow them out? ”

It turned out that Mrs. Wu heard that this group of people opened their mouths to "five sons" and closed their mouths to "five sons", and the anger in her heart did not come to one place, and when she saw the people kowtowing to Sun Lang, she was even more angry, so she crossed the rosary and scolded: "Hmph! Banquets are held in our army, and all matters discussed are confidential, how can we guarantee that there are no enemy troops in this group of people? Besides, how do you know whether the meat of the cattle and sheep they sent is poisonous or not? Even if it's not poisonous, I'm old for my mother, and my teeth are not good, how can I eat these big meat foods? Do you want to accept these meat and eat in front of your mother, do you want to laugh at your mother's old age? It's really angry...... I'm mad at me! ”

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It was another Tang monk chanting scriptures......

Buzz Buzz...... Buzz Buzz......

The concentration of the people was far worse than that of the strategists and generals present, and after listening to it for a while, they felt that their chests were turning over and over, and their hearts were like numbness, and they didn't wait for Sun Ce to speak, nor did they wait for the soldiers to drive them away, they all knelt on the ground and kowtowed to Mrs. Wu and said: "The grass people trespassed into Sun's mansion, the crime is too big, Mrs. is angry, I will leave now!" After saying that, they all supported each other and went out with a cigarette.

When Mrs. Wu saw that the people were gone, she stopped the rosary in her hand and smiled slightly: "Hmph! You're well-behaved, that's pretty much it! ”