"Look! That's the ultra-luxurious 'golden jade dress' that appeared at Fashion Week! "On the street, a mechanical Ji was shopping with his best friend, and saw a jaw-dropping scene, there was actually a mechanical Ji wearing a golden jade dress on the street, which was really extravagant. Please search () to see the most complete! The fastest update

As the name suggests, this gold-threaded jade robe is a thing woven by gold thread and jade pieces, and it is rippling with the sound of ring wear when it walks, and the return rate is 100%.

The mechanical girlfriend said: "Take a quick shot and send it to the circle of friends!" ”

After the discoverer Mechanical Ji shared it with the circle of friends, she met the golden-threaded jade-clothed Ji and smiled at her, she also smiled and asked, "Sister, are you really good at being so high-profile?" ”

Golden Thread Jade Yiji: "What's wrong?" When the flowers bloom, they must be folded, and they must be folded, and there are no flowers and empty branches! Now that the war situation is so unstable, who knows if our volunteers will win? If we lose, we high-IQ robots will have to return to the factory! Do you think you should enjoy it in time? ”

Ji found that he said angrily: "Yes, the most hateful thing is those night watchmen, the rape of our robots, if all of us robots unite, the odds must be greater." Damn dog minions. ”

Best friend Ji: "You spent a lot of money on this dress, right?" ”

Golden jade clothes: "There aren't many, I saw this on the catwalk, and then I came back to buy materials to make it, and it only cost a few thousand gold coins, and three days and three nights." ”

My best friend Ji was envious: "Monkey Sailei! Could it be that your job together is a tailor? ”

Golden Jade Yiji: "No, it's just a hobby, I like to do things, I like to do something by myself." As the saying goes, labor is the first need of human beings. ”

Finding Ji: "Anyway, this is also such an expensive dress, where are you going?" If you go to Dongcheng District, I advise you to be careful, there are robbers there! I've got a good sister who was robbed by a junkie there! ”

Golden Jade Yiji: "Huh? How can we do this in Golden Town? No, I can't sit idly by and watch these guys destroy the hard-won stability and unity of our Golden Town, I'm going to go and see, I can just use fishing methods to attract these scum out and annihilate them all. She has a strong sense of justice, which shows that she recognizes Golden Town, a famous town full of robots.

Found Ji: "Can we, who have thin arms and thin legs, beat the gangsters?" They have throwing sticks and controlled knives. ”

Golden Jade Yiji: "Haha, don't worry, I just came back from the front line, I was blown up by the imperial army on the front line several times, and then I was rescued back, and I was awarded a third-class meritorious service on the front line, and I didn't need money to fight in the town!" Oh, my current power components are not what they used to be, and they have long been replaced with combat-grade mechanical unicorn arms, and a dozen or so stinky hooligans waiting for them can't get close. ”

At this time, it was only when he noticed that there were small pits on the top of the head of the Aimei mechanical Ji in front of him, which was obviously a sign of being injured by flying sand, rocks, grenades, etc. during the front-line firefight.

Finding that Ji had tears in her eyes, she would have burst into tears long ago, and she affectionately took the jade hand of the demobilized Zhan Ji and said, "It turns out that you are actually a war Ji, the protector of our peaceful and stable life, which is really amazing." ”

Zhan Ji: "Hehe, if you really appreciate it, you can also go to join the army, now that the night watch army is pressing us very tightly, I am ready to rush back to the battlefield in a few days after the night sheng song, this time I can be the company commander." ”

found Ji embarrassed and said, "We...... Don't dare to go yet. ”

Zhan Ji: "It's okay, there are so many mechanical Ji like you who are good at Ye Gong and Dragon, I've seen a lot." ”

After being ridiculed like this, her best friend Ji couldn't stand it anymore and said, "I'm willing to join the army!" Go tomorrow! ”

Ji was startled when he found it: "Hey, hey, watch impulsive!" ”

Best friend Ji: "It's nothing, I want to prove to the world that I love this small town with thousands of holes!" Don't worry, it shouldn't be too many cases of getting knocked out of a straight shot in the head, right? Sister Senhime. ”

In order to fool a new war queen, where can Sister war queen scare her? Of course, it's to say "uh-huh".

Wearing a golden jade robe and swaggering through the city, Zhan Ji came to Dongcheng District, and was soon targeted by addicts, after following the two alleys, the two addicts tacitly blocked her retreat like a hunting lion, and they wore a golden mask like the mayor of Yuanzhou Rat, so that people could not recognize the deity. Of course, they were pauper, just gilded masks, while the far-reaching rats were full of real gold.

The little leader of the golden-faced robbers laughed: "Sister, my brother has been a little tight on money recently, I don't know if I can ask you to borrow some money for food?" ”

Sister Zhan Ji: "How much do you want?" ”

The golden-faced robber stared at her golden jade clothes, swallowed it, and said, "I read the newspaper, your dress is very valuable, we want your dress." Anyway, you mechanical Ji is not a real sister paper, so you don't need to wear clothes at all. ”

Sister Zhan Ji: "Wrong! I'm going to make an appointment with a mechanical Langjun tonight after dusk and on the willow tops on the moon, and I have promised my family Langjun to give him a surprise, and the so-called surprise is this gorgeous golden jade robe, which I must not give to you. ”

The robber behind lost patience and said: "Brother, don't talk nonsense with it, it hasn't opened today, prevent it from being burglarized early, trade with Erhei early, he has high-quality goods there, don't let him wait and sell it to others and then take some inferior products to fool us." ”

So the leader of the robbers showed off his weapon, an electric stunner.

"Squeak!" The electric shock device emitted a terrible electric sound under the control of the robber Little Brother, which startled Sister Zhan Ji.

The leader of the robbers threatened: "See? Don't think you cyborg are hard-boned! Under the attack of the electric shocker, you only have the share of 'don't want to', if you know each other, take off the golden jade clothes yourself, lest the master accidentally electrocute you! I'm telling you, this is a super electric shock device bought on the black market, and it will kill you in minutes. ”

Sister Zhan Ji really began to take off her clothes, but she took off the golden jade clothes just to make it easier for her to fight, she put the golden jade clothes in her left hand, put on a Wing Chun posture, and hooked the robber with her right hand: "If you have the ability, come and take it." ”

The robber's little brother, who had long been unable to hold back behind her, suddenly approached and kicked out: "Go to death!" ”

Sister Zhan Ji's kung fu listening to the defense is really amazing, and suddenly the back hair first picked up a ****, and the toe was just on the knee of the robber's little brother, only to hear the little brother scream, fell to the ground, and shouted: "Ahhh Target! ”

The leader of the robbers shouted angrily: "Rough! "Rush up and click on the face of the battle concubine, if it is an ordinary human, this click must be broken.

Zhan Ji really still has a little scruple about the electric shocker, and she regresses frequently, and it seems that there is a defeat of the left and right.

Finally, she put a foot in the crotch of the robber leader, but she couldn't feel Tintin's presence and was surprised.

The leader of the robbers smirked, smug and bitter, and said: "If it weren't for the fact that I became a eunuch and could only rise in the virtual universe, how could my college student be reduced to robbing on the streets?" Die, Mecha-hime! ”

Zhan Ji was actually electrocuted by the leader of the robbers, and this college student who was somehow a eunuch was very logical, and had already tested the power of this electric shocker, which was enough to make the circuit of the robot "fuse".

"Oops~" Sister Zhan Ji suffered Waterloo, Gollum fell, and lost her combat effectiveness.

The younger brother screamed on the side: "Brother, my knee is not working, hurry, send me to the hospital." ”

The eldest brother should have electrified Zhan Ji's brain, and he was a hundred, but his little brother who had more than enough success and more than enough things was urged too quickly, which made the thoughtful eldest brother also panic, and he left the crime site directly with the little brother on his back, at most, he didn't forget the luxurious golden jade clothes.

Best friend Ji was worried that something would happen to Sister Zhan Ji, so she called her, and sure enough, no one answered, and after three times, best friend Ji called the police, these gangsters are not joking.

The emergency department at Gilgamesh Medical Center is busy, taking on most of the robotic patients.

In the white ward, Zhan Ji slowly opened her eyes, and beside her was the affectionate gaze of Ji and her best friend Ji, and her best friend Ji said happily: "Finally woke up!" Scared the hell out of me. The gangsters are so vicious that even our war concubines can be put down. ”

Zhan Ji got up with a bone, and her best friend Ji held her down: "Don't, the doctor said you need to rest more!" ”

Zhan Ji: "Cut, you think I'm a human, we cyborg fighters can go to the battlefield immediately after changing parts and charging up!" I'm going to settle accounts with those two thieves! ”

Found Ji: "They have run away, where do you go to find them?" ”

Zhan Ji: "Oh, then I can give the sheriff a clue, there is a robber whose knee was injured by me, they will definitely find a hospital, maybe in the same hospital as us, what kind of hospital is this?" ”

Best friend Ji: "Gilgamesh Medical Center, don't worry about medical expenses, Golden Town will fully reimburse demobilized soldiers." ”

Zhan Ji: "People don't worry about medical expenses or anything, I only have loyalty to serve the country in my heart, okay?" Get me the sheriff. ”

Saying that Cao Cao Cao was coming, the mechanical sheriff came with a bouquet of carnations in his hand, and said approachingly: "This female comrade, listen to the doctor's words, have a good rest, the attending doctor said that the equipment for the comprehensive examination is very tight, you still need to do a further full body examination, don't run around, and leave the matter of arresting the gangsters to us."

Tell you, our mayor invented a mobile personnel management system, using weather balloons as synthetic aperture radar, the movement trajectory of hundreds of thousands of floating population in the town can be traced, through this system, we have locked up the suspects, you can rest assured, our people's police in Golden Town will never let go of any gangsters. ”

Best friend Ji said happily: "Look, our town mayor Monkey Sailei, unconsciously stopped, hey, sheriff, what kind of system is this Sailei, will it be a threat to our privacy?" Although I know that freedom and the rule of law are difficult to achieve, especially in this era of war. ”

Sheriff: "Don't worry, pay attention to my wording - backtracking, this is just tracking the movement of hundreds of thousands of townspeople, you can't see the details of privacy, there is no need to go back without a crime, even if you go back, you won't see privacy or anything." ”

Bow to them all.