Chapter 22 [Your Brain Can't Get Water]

The horse has the longest face among all animals, with both ears at the top, and the big yellow horse in front of him has a large mane hanging between his ears, which means a bit of bangs, which makes the ears even more unnoticeable, but the careful Li Qingshan is observant and does not let go of the slightest clue. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

After Li Qingshan's explanation, when everyone looked at it again, they naturally paid more attention to the horse's ears, and sure enough, they noticed something unusual. The horse's left ear is really moving, and the right ear is not unusual, and there is a strong contrast between the left and right sides.

Before they patronized and noticed that it shook its head, the ears were indeed ignored.

Tang'er listened to Li Qingshan's eloquent talk, but it was rare that she didn't talk back, just blindly silent, and her face seemed a little surprised.

"Baby, you look at the thief carefully, this look is also good, right?" Huang Cunzheng couldn't help but glance at Li Qingshan.

Li Qingshan just smiled and didn't speak, and said in his heart that this is the most basic basic skill.

"Brother, just the eyes are so good, my old cow is confident that a pair of bull's eyes are not presbyopia, but let me stare at this horse, the bull's eyes stared at the horse for a whole day, and I can't see these ways."

Huang Cunzheng nodded his head again and again after he said yes, Niu Laosan sighed and turned his head and asked: "Little brother, it is said that it is an ear disease, but this horse is still fine in the morning, what kind of ear disease is it that comes so urgently?" From the onset of the disease to the present, there is not much work, and this horse has become this beating. ”

Li Qingshan nodded at him: "Yes, I also saw this horse in the morning, it was fine at that time, there was no abnormality." If it is an ordinary ear disease, there must be a gradual process, and it will not break out as suddenly. With all these factors in mind, I'm guessing that the horse had bugs in its ears......"

"Bugs?"

Huang Cunzheng and Niu Lao looked at each other, only Tang'er's eyebrows moved slightly, and he glanced at Li Qingshan with a cold face, and his lips moved, wanting to say something, but he stopped thinking about it.

The two old men looked at the way they kept shaking their heads, and thought about Li Qingshan's words, and the more they thought about it, the more they felt that it was possible. Not to mention horses, if a mosquito accidentally gets into a person's ears, the taste, the sourness - but people have hands, and the ear holes are shallow, and they can easily pull out the insects with their hands, and the horses are not good, no wonder the horses on the ground are so crazy, and indeed they have nothing to do but shake their heads.

But after all, they have never heard of such a thing, although Niu Laosan and Huang Cunzheng both think that there is a possibility, but they are a little unsure whether it is or not. In order to confirm Li Qingshan's speculation, Niu Laosan lowered his head and muttered a few words to Huang Cunzheng, then handed the reins to the latter, and prepared to go up and hold the horse's head to check it himself.

"Third Uncle Niu, don't look at it."

Seeing that Niu Laosan was about to start verifying, Tang'er hurriedly stopped him, and Niu Laosan was stunned: "Second Miss, although the little brother's words are a bit mysterious, but the horses are brought here, let me take a look, and I will soon know." I'm just looking at it, and if I can't see it, I can listen to it on the horse's long face, and it won't hurt the horse......"

"Don't look at it or listen to it, old man...... I've seen it. ”

Niu Laosan was stunned again, but then he quickly reacted: "Second Miss, it's really ...... What a bug? ”

Tang'er glanced at Li Qingshan and nodded helplessly.

Niu Laosan looked at Li Qingshan like a fairy, "...... No wonder the little brother said that he had fallen for the insect evil before, it turned out to be the case, and I thought that I had guessed the evil and really guessed correctly. I'm so confused! ”

The old man pressed the horse's head and touched, looked, listened and asked, and it took a long time to judge the symptoms, but the kid surnamed Li could judge that the problem was in the ears after a few glances, and also speculated that it was an insect, and he didn't know if it was blinded or-. However, his explanation just now is the Tao, the slightest detail, and the observation is subtle, if it is not blind, this method is obviously a lot higher than that old man, although Tang'er is unhappy, but faintly also a little convinced.

Despite this, the girl's face still pretended to be disapproving, and she was silent for a long time before she said: "Boy, count yourself lucky, the blind cat meets the dead mouse." However, although you are right about this disease, you just said for no reason that the old man's prescription outweighs the loss, what kind of reason? It's like you've seen Fangzi. ”

Li Qingshan smiled confidently, pursed his lips and said seemingly casually: "You don't have to see it, you can guess eight or nine without leaving ten......

"Speak wildly," the girl smiled coldly, her left hand was inserted into her thin waist, obviously not believing Li Qingshan's words at all, "Then you should guess it for this girl." ”

Li Qingshan thought for a while, then responded with a smile: "Miss Tang'er, did the old man say that he used vinegar or oil?" ”

As soon as these words came out, Tang'er almost choked to death by him, and the look on his face changed and changed again - how did this guy know?

She glared at him angrily, and asked instead of answering, "You...... How do you know? ”

"Personally, I prefer to use vinegar, which is better than oil, and the side effects should be relatively small...... At the end of the day, though, neither is advisable. ”

Li Qingshan didn't answer her question directly, just talked to herself, and at the same time looked at the girl in front of her playfully. Although this brutal little girl's peach cheeks are slightly bulging at the moment, the two small dimples are still faintly visible, lined with white and flawless powder, which is very cute.

Why do you always have a pretty face, and you must be beautiful when you smile, it's a pity. Li Qingshan even thought of a beautiful word, and Li Vortex smiled lightly......

Tang'er was already shocked, but she still didn't give up, and this kid may just be lucky. Thinking so, he opened his mouth and pretended to be upright and asked, "How do you feed the vinegar to the horses?" ”

She deliberately played a trick on this point, if this kid was blinded, she would definitely be misled astray.

The damn thing is that this guy was not fooled, Li Qingshan was just stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "Miss Tang'er, are you sure you heard it right?" Lao Langzhong actually told you that vinegar is used to drink? ”

As soon as he finished saying this, Li Qingshan had actually reacted, and the other party asked this, but it was just a false shot to mislead him.

This girl is really ...... A little cunning, Li Qingshan looked at the cold jade face, thought about it, and decided to fight back, he coughed, and then asked loudly: "Miss Tang'er, can Fang Zi still be with you?" ”

The girl did not answer with a cold face, but she did not deny it.

Since there was no denial, Li Qingshan took her as a tacit acquiescence, "Is there a male yellow?" ”

Tang'er bit her teeth and glanced at the wicked man in front of her, then took out a long strip of paper from the pocket on her cuff and began to browse it quickly. The paper is obviously the old man's prescription, the handwriting on it is sloppy, the old man obviously has the common problem of most doctors in ancient and modern times - when the prescription is practiced, practice cursive, but Rao is so, the word "realgar" on the prescription is still extremely eye-catching.

Although the girl was angry and anxious, she wanted to hit the arrogance of the wicked person in front of her, but staring at the scribbled word "realgar", she finally didn't speak.

“…… What about Banxia? Li Qingshan asked with a look of inadequacy.

Tang'er glanced at Fang Zi again, but still didn't speak.

“…… What about alum? Li Qingshan asked with a pleasant smile on his face, quite a bit of a scoundrel.

"Green alum doesn't!" Finally finding the opponent's fault, the girl screamed loudly, staring at Li Qingshan triumphantly, trying to win back a city.

Li Qingshan looked up at the sky with his hands in his hands, thought for a while, and said, "There is no green alum?" There should be catkins, right? ”

Tang'er's eyes widened, and she looked at Fang Zi again from beginning to end, and finally closed her mouth again and stopped talking.

This kid is really an incomparably underwhelming expression at the moment!

This scene made Niu Laosan and Huang Cunzheng next to him want to laugh, especially Niu Laosan. You must know that the second lady is famous for her brutality and willfulness, but she didn't expect the brine to order tofu, one thing to drop one thing, and today she was asked in Li Qingshan's hands and couldn't say a word.

“…… Anyway, these things are added together in a mess, tinkered, powdered, and then mixed with rice vinegar and one mixture, stirred, and then poured into the horse's ears—that old man must have told you so, right? ”

Seeing that the girl in front of her was finally speechless by her own question, Li Qingshan quipped again: "Unless Miss Tang'er, you also have worms in your ears, otherwise it is impossible to hear it wrong." This medicinal juice can only be poured into the ears to have some effect, if it is fed, it is really the head of the bull is not in the mouth of the horse. ”

The girl glared at him fiercely, and after a while, she said angrily, "This girl doesn't want to talk to you." ”

In the future, there will be something to trouble the little brother, don't get into trouble with the little brother!

Thinking so, Niu Laosan hurriedly came out and said, "Second Miss, don't be angry, the little brother is teasing you." ”

Saying that, Niu Laosan winked at Li Qingshan and reminded him to get down to business: "...... By the way, little brother, as the saying goes, different paths lead to the same end, since you also know this recipe, it means that this is a desirable recipe, then what did you just say that the gains outweigh the losses, what is going on? Explain it to the second lady. ”

"Uncle Niu, think about it, if worms fly in your ears, I will tinker with this mess and pour it into your ears, are you willing?"

“…… Yes? Niu Laosan didn't expect this question, he touched his ears and thought about it before replying: "I want to think about it, this is my ear, it is one of my seven tricks...... I heard that the seven orifices are all connected, and this has to be poured in, I wonder if it will squirt out of my nose? ”

Huang Laoxie was about to spray, and he praised Niu Laosan in his heart for his rich imagination.

As if inspired by something, Li Qingshan slapped his thigh and shouted with a smile: "That's right, Uncle Niu, you just take care of what you say, it's better to have worms in your ears than to have water in your brains, don't you say?" ”

"Brain...... Brain water? ”

Niu Laosan was so frightened that his old face turned green, Mom, why is this problem getting more and more serious? He couldn't help but touch his head, as if his brain was really going to get into the water if he didn't touch it.

"yes, if your brain is really in the water, then it's a big deal." Li Qingshan couldn't help but smile and nodded, put away Fang Cai's hip-hop expression, and said: "Filling the ears with medicinal juice, although it can kill the insects in the horse's ear, I'm afraid it will also hurt the horse." It is necessary to know that the position of the ears is very close to the brain, and the distribution of meridians, blood vessels and nerves is extremely complex in the ears of the horse. ”

Laughing and laughing, he didn't say nonsense, if Lao Langzhong had worms in his ears, he would never dare to open this prescription. Even if it's not himself, if it's a human being, he doesn't dare to open it, and people's lives are at stake.

However, before Tang'er left, he also told him two or three times that this recipe might be risky, but at that time, Tang'er was anxious, and he just wanted to restore his horse to his original state, and he didn't pay much attention to it.

"It's really no joke if you get water in your brain, if you form a puddle in your head, it will develop into a pit in your head...... At that time, I am afraid that the gods will be difficult to save. Li Qingshan finally couldn't hold back and began to talk nonsense.

Niu Laosan and Huang Cunzheng were really stunned by him, damn, what is this-the brain is in water, there is a pit in the head, why does it sound so mysterious.

What kind of medicine is it, isn't it so wicked? This old man is too blind, right, can't he be a quack?

Tang'er snorted softly: "Boy, then according to what you say, isn't Ma'er's disease incurable?" ”

"Yes, little brother, I'm afraid of water, and I'm afraid of pits, Lao Langzhong's prescription is obviously not worth counting on. Could it be that if we just look around, this disease will be cured naturally? Niu Laosan suddenly became anxious, looking anxious that his brain was about to form a puddle when his brain entered the water.

Li Qingshan turned his head to look at the horse, the smile on his face suddenly froze, and he suddenly lost his interest in having fun, a trace of pity rose in his heart, he shook his head and sighed: "If it weren't for the fact that this horse is really painful and pitiful, I wouldn't bother to meddle in this matter...... That's it, Uncle Niu, you bring the horse to my house, I'll try this disease......"

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PS: This book is finally running farther and farther on the road to joy, although it is not consistent with the style I originally expected, but it seems that this is not bad, and I am quite amusing to write it.

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