Chapter 91 Fooling the Two Emperors
King Duan, who had just come over and wanted to beg for water, saw Zhao Mingcheng chatting with the emperor on an equal footing, and immediately shouted: "Be bold and make a fool of the people, you are actually on an equal footing with the emperor, do you still have the Son of Heaven in your eyes?" Come on, pull out the rod and kill it! ”
"King Duan, you're playing rough again, aren't you just helping the emperor tie the score, as for playing with me? You must know that today's arrangement can make the emperor happy, and that is the most successful! Besides, the emperor just said that he wants to experience life with the people, we can't say one thing and do another, now, the emperor is not the emperor, he is an ordinary commoner, according to the name of the rivers and lakes, he is the elder brother, he is the brother, the brother has to sit on an equal footing, drink a lot, eat meat! ”
Zhao Mingcheng found that the two brothers had been kept in captivity, and their IQ was not very good, and he had stayed with them for a long time, and seriously suspected that his IQ would decline, of course, he would play well with them when his IQ declined. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Sure enough, as soon as Zhezong heard the name on the rivers and lakes, he immediately felt very curious about this name, he stayed in the palace for a long time, and he could only get a glimpse of the overflow of demons outside from the twists and turns, the age of more than twenty years old, he liked an alternative life the most, since he read the reform strategy written by Wang Anshi, he felt that the courtiers should break through the world and redefine, which is also the reason why he supported Wang Anshi.
Poured a bowl of tea and handed it to Duan Wang and said, "Come, good brother, sit together, today we will drink and eat meat!" ”
At this time, King Duan was only a sixteen-year-old child, and when he saw the emperor giving him tea, he also quickly entered the role, "Thank you, brother!" Then he drank it all with the same pride as the legendary chivalrous man.
Zhezong enjoyed this title very much, raised his head and said to Zhao Mingcheng: "Xiao Chengzi, I heard that your kid is very popular in the rivers and lakes, some people speculate that you have also seen the thousand-year-old fox demon, tell my brother, are they as coquettish as the legend?" Doesn't it mean that as long as the men who have seen the fox demon are generally exhausted? Why are you all right? Is it rare that you were born with a dark disease? ”
"Poof!" Zhao Mingcheng was directly sprayed by a series of questions from Zhezong, simply wiped his saliva, and said: "How can the things spread by the rivers and lakes be credible?" ”
Knowing the matter of the three sisters of the fox demon, Zhao Mingcheng will not say if he is killed, how many people do not hesitate to spend a lot of money or means, just to be able to catch a fox demon, and now there are three of them, and it is not impossible for some people who are overrun with male hormones to take risks with all their strength.
"You kid is talking nonsense! There must be something to hide, and now the court has already discussed the matter of you gathering the treasures of the four clans to match the 'thrush ink', especially the rare thousand-year-old fox demon tail hair, this thing, even the demon king can't get it, can you pick it up in the black market? Boy, get it from the truth! ”
The little kid Duan Wang paid attention to such a strange thing for the first time, and now that he has caught the original owner, he is ready to torture him to extract a confession.
"Hahaha, two elder brothers, don't you know, there is an artifact on the rivers and lakes, no matter where it is, it can be rampant, the younger brother is not talented, he just happens to use this artifact, so, what others can't do, I did it!" For Zhao Mingcheng, fooling a little kid is as simple as telling a little story.
Sure enough, when the two brothers heard that there was still this kind of artifact, they immediately humbly and shamelessly asked, "Oh, I haven't asked for advice yet, why is the artifact so domineering?" Can you actually suppress the Four Holy Clans? ”
Under the curious eyes of the two brothers, Zhao Mingcheng took out a tael of gold in his arms, put it on the table, and said, "This is it!" ”
"Boom!" Duan Wang almost fell, slapped the table and yelled, "Are you fooling me? ”
"Don't be impatient! That's right, what you see is gold! Also called money. In these years, money can make ghosts grind, as long as you can afford the price, Taishan will have someone to help you flatten. Zhao Mingcheng took a sip of tea, blew it slowly, and took a sip, leaving time for the two brothers to digest.
"Money can make the devil grind?" Zhezong silently picked up the teacup, thoughtful.
"No, I was almost led astray by you!" Duanwang, a little kid, hasn't played with lust at the moment, and his brain is quite good, and he said: "Our royal family has poured money into Kyushu, and we have been trying to gather the holy relics of the four clans for hundreds of years, but it has never been successful, I have made a preliminary investigation, and the people in charge of procurement have said that over the years, even the people of the dragon clan, the elf clan, the sea clan, and the fox clan have never seen Qi, you kid, so blind, they line up for you to bump into?" How do you explain this? ”
"Do I need an explanation for this? That's my good character! ”
Zhao Mingcheng directly glanced at him with contempt, and when he saw that this little fart was still entangled, he said: "Hey, some people, good luck is born, you can't envy it!" Let's talk about today's incident, usually if I want to be so close to the emperor, before I get close to a hundred steps, I am likely to be beaten to death by the forbidden army, but why can I be so honored to brag with the two of you today, can you explain why? ”
Listening to Zhao Mingcheng say this, Zhezong and Duanwang two brothers were really surprised that they couldn't close their mouths for a while, and it can be said that they came here to play Keju today It can be said that it was completely temporary, it was Duanwang who was skipping school, and saw Zhezong painting in the back garden in the palace, and the emperor who was responsible for teaching Zhezong to paint was happy to add a grandson to the family today, and after arranging a calligraphy and painting homework, he asked for leave and left hastily.
For painting, Duanwang is very good at painting, seeing that the emperor is not there, he immediately helped Zhezong to paint, and the time of a pillar of incense was done to complete the homework, and the time was still early, the two of them thought of sneaking to the Tai Academy to play Keju, and then bumped into this kid, and then played with the people.
This kind of intimate play with strangers has never happened before, you are numb, today's thing seems to be really a bit evil!
Zhao Mingcheng was stunned when he saw these two captive emperors being fooled by himself, and added a coquettish relationship with a smile: "Life will be impermanent, if you describe it in two words, it means that there is 'fate' between us?" It's a pity that the two are not beautiful women, otherwise, we would have met thousands of miles on the whole point, and there would be no eternal story of not meeting on the other side! ”
", calf! I really want to play with the dead rabbit, come on, quickly help me identify his true body, this king seriously suspects that he is a dead eunuch, and he can still get out of the thousand-year-old fox demon, isn't he sick? "King Duan is still struggling with the thousand-year-old fox demon.
"Stop, stop, a gentleman doesn't take away people's love...... Or, let's meet together another day to visit the green ~ building, whether it is a dragon or a worm, you will know when the time comes! ”
Zhao Mingcheng was really frightened by this little kid's various orders without going through the brain, and in later life, it seems that this guy seems to like to sneak out of the palace to visit the Qing~ Building, it is better to love love alone, it would be better if it could be consumed with public funds, Zhao Mingcheng couldn't help but think of using the trick of 'doing what he likes'.
Uh, meet to visit the green ~ building? Speaking of this topic, Duan Wang really didn't dare to pick it up casually, and secretly used the corner of his eye to see if his brother would be displeased.
Zhezong's goods, later history books recorded that when he was 14 years old, it was rumored that he was looking for a nursing mother, this person would be a good product?
This can't be blamed on him, the Empress Dowager Gao has always been strict with Zhezong, in order to prevent him from being a woman, since the age of twelve, he has sent 20 elderly palace concubines to take care of his daily life, and he has not changed it until now!
It's been eight years, and beauties will become old women, not to mention that they are old women, is there any misery?
He prayed secretly every day, even if Empress Dowager Gao's conscience found out that all the 20 elderly palace concubines were replaced by young eunuchs, he was very grateful.
What's even more odious is that Empress Dowager Gao also ordered Zhezong to sleep in the attic in front of her bed every night, and she didn't even give a space for a teenager to think ~ spring, this day, there is no way to live without reform!
Qing~Lou, an earthwork that can only appear in literati poetry, is really far away from him! Is there really a green ~ building full of beauties in this world?
Zhezong was pondering, and suddenly a creepy song came from a distance: "The Queen Mother has arrived in ......"
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