Chapter 456: The War between Men and Women

Silent took some supplements, and walked to Qi Jiguang's barracks, after all, General Qi is a person who practices martial arts, and after a few days, he can already go to the ground and drink.

When the brothers and sisters met, they got a few side dishes, scalded a pot of good wine, called a few subordinates who accompanied the wine, and chatted while drinking. During the Chinese New Year, I didn't talk about official business, I only picked up some meat jokes and yellow jokes to say, but I couldn't get around General Qi's experience, and a subordinate said indignantly: "There is a way that is 'the true color of a man', which man is not lustful?" How did you become the boss's sin when you got to the general? ”

"Nonsense," Qi Jiguang put on his robe and said very depressedly: "I, Qi Jiguang, promised the country with my body, and after I died, how could I be that kind of greedy and lustful person?" ”

"It's all my own brothers, why are you talking about all those empty words?" Shen Mo leaned on the edge of the bed, roasted the fire and said: "The saints all say that the surname of food and color is also ...... Lust is a man's natural surname, and it is not uncommon for Jinya to hide Jiao. ”

"That's not the case!" Qi Jiguang said depressedly: "I really have a last resort! As he spoke, he looked at the cheerful fire and said softly, "Your Excellency should know that I am the queen of the gate." ”

"That's, I heard that you were a four-rank general at the age of ten." Shen Mo smiled: "When I was ten years old, my pants were still showing my buttocks, I was really more popular than people." ”

"That's not the credit of Yuan Jing," Qi Jiguang said with a straight face: "It was the ancestors who exchanged their lives for it." As he spoke, he said from the history of the Chen family: "The ancestor was auspicious, when the grandfather went out of Haozhou and entered Dingyuan, he became his personal soldier, followed the grandfather to the east and west, and made great contributions to the foundation of the Ming Dynasty...... "He never boasted, and now he opened the conversation, and he suddenly said more than 140 years ago.

Taking a sip of spirits, Qi Jiguang said in a deep voice: "In the fourteenth year of Hongwu, the ancestor accompanied the generals Fu Youde and Lan Yu to lead an expedition to Yunnan, and was invincible all the way and won a great victory, but unfortunately died under the city of Kunming. After the grandfather learned the news, he was very sad, so he issued a holy decree, "Grant the son of the ancestor as General Mingwei, and serve as the commander of the Dengzhou Guard, hereditary replacement!" It has been passed down for seven generations. ”

The so-called hereditary recklessness means that as long as the Ming Dynasty is not finished, or the family still has a queen, the position of this general is their Qi family. But if there is no queen, this glory passed down from the ancestors will come to an abrupt end.

"If the hereditary line of my Qi family is cut off here," Qi Jiguang shook his head and sighed: "How will I see my father under Jiuquan in the future?" How to face the ancestors and ancestors? "The hereditary glory is backed by heavy shackles, so that the steel man Qi Jiguang was also bent over, and he learned from others to raise a concubine...... This was silently believed, because he looked at Qi Jiguang's two outer rooms, his appearance and posture were not enough to lift his shoes for Mrs. Qi, and at that time he also said in his heart that General Qi's aesthetic range was wide enough, he could eat shark fin and swallow vermicelli, and he was hungry and did not choose clothes. Now I know that it turns out that Qi Jiguang took concubines, not to meet physiological needs, but to pass on the ancestry.

"This argument does hold water." As a man, Shen Mo fully supported Qi Jiguang: "I think you have to talk to your sister-in-law about this reason, she should understand." As he spoke, he patted his arm and said, "She must be sad to be at home alone during the New Year......" As a chief, he has the obligation to promote the harmony of his subordinate families.

Qi Jiguang shook his head and said: "That woman humiliated me like that, I can't live this day, I have already decided, I want to ......"

"You can't divorce your wife!" Shen Mo hurriedly stopped: "She is a four-grade order, you have to report to the Ministry for approval first...... You must know that the Ming Dynasty's wife has not been divorced yet! In that case, this person will be thrown to Yanjing. ”

"Where did you go, sir? It's not that serious," Qi Jiguang smiled bitterly: "I'm just thinking, I have to think of a way to teach him a lesson and revive my husband." ”

As soon as they heard this, those generals became noisy and offered advice one after another. Someone said in a loud voice: "My lord, your wife is too disagreeable, this kind of wife will slaughter her!" ”

"I can't take a break, and I'm slaughtered!" Others scolded: "Do you have a brain?" ”

"Then even if it doesn't click, we have to clean her up and let her know the strength of our general!" The general said loudly: "Why don't you call her to the barracks, and then we all go together with swords, guns, swords, and halberds to scare and scare her, and if you dare to be arrogant, we will fight!" ”

Qi Jiguang was very moved when he heard this, and he was ruthless and said, "Okay! That's it! Then he slapped the table and said, "Qi Yan, you go back, no matter what method you use, call her over!" ”

Qi Yan said cautiously: "General, isn't this okay?" Even if the lady is not, she is also your wife, can you say something well? Do you have to fight and kill? ”

Shen Mo, who had been watching the excitement, said: "It is appropriate to vibrate the husband, but don't hurt anyone." ”

"Don't worry, my lord, I have my own measure," Qi Jiguang said: "Just don't hurt her." ”

Qi Yan set off, everyone continued to drink, and at noon, the sentry hurriedly came in and reported: "Madame is here!" ”

"Good time!" Qi Jiguang threw the cup in his hand and said, "Brothers, it's up to you!" ”

"Look, sir!" A group of brothers put on the armor they had prepared in advance, and their swords were unsheathed and waiting for the tigress with murderous vigour.

Qi Jiguang also put on his ancestral bright silver armor, touching the slightly ancient lines, as if he was chasing the glory of his ancestors, so as to absorb the power of his soul and defeat the powerful witch.

"Let's go!" Qi Jiguang said in a deep voice.

"Give that woman a good look!" The crowd shouted and rushed out of the tent.

Shen Mo wanted to go out with him, but Qi Jiguang said to him: "My lord, the sword will have no eyes later, so in order to avoid accidental injury, please stay in the big tent." ”

When he heard this, he said in his heart that it was really a rabbit that was in a hurry and bit people, and Brother Yuan Jing was much more powerful than a rabbit, so he didn't go out, hiding in the big tent and looking out...... Surrounded by a group of heavily armed officers and soldiers, Qi Jiguang strode to meet the lady who came alone. 'It's really a bully...... 'Even if he has a lot of criticism about Mrs. Qi, Shen Mo feels that with so many big men, it is indeed a bit too much to copy a guy to bully a weak woman.

Mrs. Qi was dressed in a strong suit, riding on a big red horse, treating those heavily armed soldiers as nothing, staring directly at Qi Jiguang and saying, "What did you call me to do?" As he spoke, he dragged the sturdy calfskin whip into a deformation and rattle.

Listening to this terrible voice, seeing this tigress who beat General Qi to 'commit suicide by throwing herself into the river', the timid heart suddenly jumped. But after thinking about it, dozens of us still can't clean up this tigress? So everyone looked at the general, who was at the end of the crowd at some point, and waited for him to give an order, and then rushed up, beat the tigress, and gave the adult anger.

For a while, all the eyes in the barracks were staring at Qi Jiguang's body! I saw that his eyes were wide with anger, his sword eyebrows were upside down, and the green tendons on his forehead even burst out, obviously on the verge of eruption. Everyone couldn't help but secretly admire: 'What a man, General Qi, today he will be able to raise his eyebrows and be a new man!' ’

Finally, he moved! I saw General Qi pull back, line everyone to the sides, press the sword at his waist with his left hand, stride forward, and walk to his wife with high spirits.

Under the bated gaze of everyone, he stood still in front of Mrs. Qi, and waved his right hand into the air very exaggeratedly.

Including Shen Mo, many people looked at his posture and thought that he was going to reprimand the tigress first, and then let everyone do it together. Seeing that General Qi was finally about to explode like a man, all the brothers couldn't help but straighten their chests and press their swords, to let the general know that he was not fighting alone!

How do you know that General Qi's hand waved halfway, just pointing at his subordinates who were brightly dressed and trying to pose, and then said with a high spirit: "It's the New Year, and there is no entertainment, so I specially invite my wife to come to the parade!" ”

There were crows flying in the sky, and everyone stayed for dozens of breaths, and many people didn't hold back for a while, and they were happy to pounce. I didn't expect the general's posture to be so sufficient, but when I saw my wife, she showed her original form.

Qi Jiguang glared at them, then looked at his wife, and repeated loudly: "Please Mrs. parade!" Everyone knew that the general was riding a tiger and it was difficult to get off, so in order to help him step down, they had to stand in a row one by one.

Mrs. Qi was not polite, and after looking at these men with armor, helmets, knives, and swords, she only snorted in her nose and dropped a sentence: "There is no form." And he went straight to the big tent.

Shen Mo scolded her last time, and when he saw Mrs. Qi coming over, he couldn't help but panic, and said in his heart: 'I can't let her see it, if you think that I picked it up today, then you don't hate me for the rest of your life?' So he hurriedly ran to the back tent, and just after the front foot hid behind the screen, Mrs. Qi came in with the back foot.

Shen Mo remembered that in martial arts novels, people with high martial arts skills were keen, so he quickly covered his mouth and nose, so as not to be noticed by Mrs. Qi.

Fortunately, before he suffocated to death, Qi Jiguang followed in, and as soon as the two of them spoke, they dared to gasp silently...... "What about your two babies?" Mrs. Qi asked coldly.

Qi Jiguang originally wanted to be soft, call her 'Xiao Yuer', and then hold her to be coquettish, he knew that she ate herself the most. But he knew that Shen Mo was inside, how could he say the couple's private words, so he had to bite the bullet and say: "Don't worry about this, I am a man, and I am free to take concubines." "It's not just that he's silent, he's really there...... Isn't it just a concubine? Why did you force me to lose face and jump into the river?

"It's freedom to leave this matter on other people's homes," Mrs. Qi glanced at him and said, "But our family can't." ”

"Why?" Qi Jiguang's fire rushed up and said: "I want to defend my freedom, don't you want to stop me!" ”

"Why?" Mrs. Qi took the case and said, "Just by the promise you made at the beginning!" ”

"Promises? What promises did I make? Qi Jiguang was confused all of a sudden.

"You forgot?" Mrs. Qi clutched her heaving chest and said, "Are you forgetful, or am I too good at remembering my surname?" ”

"I've said a lot," Qi Jiguang said, "It's impossible to be responsible for every sentence, right?" ”

"Good, good, good...... Qi Yuanjing. Mrs. Qi's anger also rubbed up, and she rolled up her sleeves and said, "I'll fight until you remember!" So he rolled up his sleeves and tried to come up and beat him.

Those who have not experienced domestic violence cannot experience the feeling of despair and helplessness. But in the presence of silence, Qi Jiguang could only lose but not lose, and waved his hands and said: "I just got sick and weak, you beat me now...... Oh no, it's not fair to fight me! ”

Mrs. Qi's fist was raised, put it down again, and snorted coldly: "Give you three days, and go home in three days to get the fight!" He didn't look at him again, and left resolutely.

"Go, go, whoever is afraid of whom!" Qi Jiguang also threw down a sentence.

Seeing that Mrs. Qi was far away, Shen Mo came out from behind the screen and said to Qi Jiguang: "Quarrels and confrontations are never the way to solve problems, you can move people with emotion and convince people with reason!" ”

Qi Jiguang was depressed, and said in his heart If you weren't there, would I be a good man? Of course, he had to put it on his face to the end, and said, "Look how I clean him up when I go back!" ”

was stopped by a female streamer, which made the soldiers in Qi Jiguang's camp angry and unacceptable, and they all felt that this matter could not be finished. Those subordinates persevered in giving Qi Jiguang bad ideas, and all the kidnapping, intimidation, tricking, and pretending to be ghosts came out.

was vetoed by Qi Jiguang: "I am bright and bright, and I won't use those ghost tricks." In fact, he knew in his heart that those tricks were useless against the powerful wife...... Of course, it is not for outsiders.

But his subordinates said: 'There is never a battlefield where you can't win, you can win at the negotiating table.' General, you have to suppress that woman's momentum before you can get what you want, otherwise you will have to be pressed by her for the rest of your life! ’

Qi Jiguang thought about it, and it was also the same reason, but when he thought about it, he smiled bitterly and said: "You didn't see it that day, there are so many of us, and she is not as strong as her." ”

Everyone shouted, "If you hadn't escaped, how could we have been frightened by a woman?" Someone patted his chest and said, "Otherwise, you call her again, and we'll give her a little bit of power!" ”

"You can't use the same trick a second time." Qi Jiguang shook his head and said, "She won't be fooled again." ”

"Then let's gather our troops, drive into the city, surround the general's mansion, and let the woman come out and surrender!" The subordinates made bad ideas.

"Ridiculous," Qi Jiguang scolded, "Can this matter be known all over the city?" Then I'll be really famous. ”

This doesn't work, that doesn't work, the stinkers who originally wanted to beat Zhuge Liang have all become mute. After a long while, someone said: "The general is right, the so-called family ugliness should not be publicized, and this kind of thing should be solved at home." Qi Jiguang agreed with this and asked, "What should I do?" ”

"How could a general, who was so majestic in front of the two armies that he broke the enemy's courage, be intimidated by a woman? Today, we are waiting to cheer for the general, you hold a three-foot Qingfeng, kill into the inner house to scare her, and spit out this evil breath in your heart! ”

Qi Jiguang was very helpful when he heard it, but others said: "So many people are not afraid to scare her, but they are afraid of the general alone?" ”

"It depends on the timing." The subordinate known as 'Zhi Duoxing' shook his head and said: "The general can take advantage of your wife's nap to suddenly rush in with a knife, and then take advantage of her just waking up and her mind is still relatively vague, take a knife to her neck, so she must be very scared." As long as she is afraid, she will not dare to do anything to you in the future. ”

General Qi was also sick and rushed to the doctor, and he really believed it! The decision was to do it!

He did not wait for the third day, but returned to the city the next day in a murderous manner...... This is called surprise and unpreparedness, and only then can we win the battle!

Riding his horse straight to Suzhou City, he arrived at the door of his house at noon, and pulled out his saber with a bang...... Yes, not a sword, but a saber, for his subordinates say that the sword is a gentleman, humble and courteous, not suitable for scaring people, and not as powerful as a mighty broadsword.

Carrying a big knife and rushing into the courtyard, the maids in the house screamed and fled in all directions, thinking that the general had been driven crazy and was going to kill people to vent his anger.

Qi Jiguang felt very faceless, but it was already difficult to ride the tiger, so he could only walk to the backyard with his head down, maybe it was a psychological effect, he felt that every time he took a step closer to the tigress, his heart tightened, closer and closer, closer and closer, and finally when he arrived at the door of the weeping flower, his heart was tightened, and it was difficult to breathe.

"Hah!" With a loud shout and cheering himself up, Qi Jiguang raised his saber and stepped into the Hanging Flower Gate.

As soon as he entered, he saw his wife standing on the front steps of the house, looking at him with a sneer, and said, "You came to duel?" ”

(To be continued)