Just when Guan Kunyu thought he had seen through the true meaning, the bloody reality slapped him hard. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The stupid lady stared at her new daughter-in-law and looked at it, and finally nodded with satisfaction.

"Kun Yu, how about my mother tell you such a beautiful daughter-in-law in the future?"

Although the title has been changed from dumb to Kun Yu, it can ...... This one is really bad! Very bad! Very bad!

The eldest aunt also interjected.

"It's not easy to find a beautiful daughter-in-law like this, but it's okay, it will take a while for Kun Yu to marry a daughter-in-law, and there will be time for him."

Guan Kunyu was sweating profusely, this kind of thing is aunt, don't be closer than your mother: "No, no, I can do this by myself, don't trouble the elders." ”

Then, Guan Kunyu's head was hit hard.

"What do you call yourself Zhang Luo!? Where are you going!? Which serious person can let you in the door to Zhang Luo!? The stupid lady glared angrily, "Besides, how old have you only seen a few women?" Do you know what is good and what is bad!? If you were asked to pick, would you choose? Be careful, don't let people cheat and count money for others! ”

The second aunt agreed: "Yes, this daughter-in-law, the first thing you have to look at is your background, the family business with a good reputation in the family is big, and the general tutor is not too bad, and with the family background of our Guan family, we have to find a decent family business." ”

The stupid mother took over the conversation and said: "This second ah depends on the appearance, you can rest assured, how can your mother pit her own children, I will definitely go over to meet in person before saying daughter-in-law, if you are not beautiful, you want to enter our house!" ”

Guan Kunyu asked in shock: "That...... How beautiful do you have to be to enter our house? ”

The stupid mother smiled and said: "Our family is a military household, and your father is also in charge of a boat, all of them are dancing with guns and sticks, don't like your second uncle and their set, let's not have small feet!" The soles of your feet are big to stand steady! This is called a stable family business! ”

Guan Kunyu immediately smiled when he heard this: "Yes! Right! Family business, in the final analysis, is the field, is the ground, how stable is the big foot standing in the ground! Or the mother will choose! ”

The stupid lady was even more proud of being praised like this, and continued: "Also, it's not good to be barefoot, and your arms and legs have to be thick!" How can you have strength if your arms and legs are not thick!? Thin arms, thin legs, and wooden stakes are constantly kicking! ”

This time, Guan Kunyu was almost scared to sit on the ground, not to mention the aesthetic problem of thick legs and arms, what the hell is the last sentence of the wooden stake that keeps kicking!? Lao Tzu's legs are not thin and his arms are strong, but Lao Tzu also keeps kicking the stake!

Could it be that the stupid mother is planning to find a daughter-in-law for herself to practice martial arts!? And it's the kind of force that is superior!? The kind that can break wood with your feet and chop bricks with your hands!?

After a shudder, Guan Kunyu silently looked up in the direction of his dazed father, only to see that his daunted father was looking at himself lovingly with a 'you know' gaze......

Just when Guan Kunyu felt that the whole world was dark, the eldest aunt saved him like an angel with a word.

"If you want me to say, you don't have to be strong in your legs and feet, the important thing is that you have to be able to settle accounts! Now it has been spread all over the country, saying that your Kun Yu is the reincarnation of Tao Zhugong, and making money is like picking up stones. ”

Auntie, you are really closer than my own mother! Don't say anything, I'll buy a few shops for your family when I go back, and ensure that you will eat and drink spicy food for the rest of your life, and find a few maids to serve!

The stupid lady nodded: "Sister-in-law's words are indeed right, so let's find someone who has strong legs and feet and can manage things and settle accounts." Many of the dart games I know like to use their own women to do their accounts, so I should be able to find them. ”

Strong legs and feet, and able to manage things and settle accounts...... Is this the rhythm of being a dictatorial empress with the military and politics!? It seems that the threat level has risen to a higher level than the thick arms and legs just now, is there!?

Guan Kunyu, who just saw a glimmer of light, is really dead now!

But he never imagined that this was just an appetizer, and the real main course was still to come!

"The ass has to be big, so it's good to be born!" This is the eldest aunt.

"Small breasts, big and cheesy!" It's a stupid.

"The face plate is big, the face is big and stable, and the face is good!" This is the eldest aunt.

"Cherry small-mouthed willow eyebrows, with a pair of red phoenix eyes, and a goose egg face with a big face, this is considered Qi!" The stupid mother looked forward to it, wondering why she didn't look like this, and the aunt next to her was also related to me.

At this time, although Guan Kunyu was still standing, he was already brain dead......

Cherry small-mouthed willow eyebrows and thin Danfeng eyes, this is a typical configuration of small and exquisite, he has no objection to the last goose egg face, but why do you want to specifically pick a big face plate!? The size is not right, two places!

Also, it's good to have a big butt, but is big the key!? The key is the curve, the curve!

And also, small breasts!? Why small!? What's the reason for small!? Lao Tzu don't want to don't don't don't ahahah......

In fact, Guan Kunyu didn't realize that the aesthetics of their Guan family were quite peculiar even here in the Ming Dynasty.

The reason is very simple - at the beginning, the ancestors of the Guan family were from Shandong, so it is indispensable to have some rough genes in the north in terms of aesthetics, and the Guan family is a military family, so the daughter-in-law naturally first follows the military vision, and does not pay attention to what is small, exquisite, gentle and lovely, and is generally an aesthetic that takes bold health as the beauty.

But the question is, what is the Jiangnan area!? Beauty is like water! The style of writing is at its peak! Here, the literati are the backbone of society and the pacesetter of fashion! And the second uncle's house is even more fortunate to be one of them, and they will climb higher in the future!

Subtly, the Guan family themselves didn't realize that their aesthetics had seriously moved closer to the literati style! However, this kind of closeness is not complete, so the Guan family is currently in a strange aesthetic state of coarse and feminine, bold and graceful, thick and small!

Guan Kunyu gasped weakly, only feeling dizzy for a while, and it was easy to hold on without falling, using the last bit of strength in his body, plucking up the courage to struggle: "Mother, aunt." As the saying goes, marry a wife and marry virtue, I don't care how long a daughter-in-law can grow...... Well, how beautiful, I just need to marry an ugly one, thin arms and thin legs, the face doesn't need to be big, and the chest doesn't need to be small, just be such an ugly one! The key is to be virtuous and virtuous! ”

The stupid mother and the second aunt glanced at each other and nodded.

"I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, my Kunyu is finally sensible, okay, marry a wife and marry virtue! However, since my child is so powerful and sensible, I can't lose you, don't worry! For my mother, I must find a virtuous and beautiful daughter-in-law for you! ”

At this time, the eldest aunt interjected thoughtfully: "Speaking of which, the warbler of the Huang family is not bad, and it can be regarded as a person who grew up with us, and the character is not good, and more importantly, it is really beautiful!" ”