Chapter 32: Dreams and Fairy Tales
Chapter 32 [Dreams and Fairy Tales]
Zhang Erleng's cheeks, which were full of baby fat, twitched heavily, and the expression on his face was extremely crazy. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Love...... Love dripping deep? ”
I slept soundly, dreaming happily, and was actually woken up by you in the middle of the night, I thought there must be something big about it, but I didn't expect to ask me such an inexplicable question in the end.
Who can tell me what the hell Ai Dishen is?
Tears were about to burst out from the corners of Zhang Erleng's eyes, crying with a fat face, "Brother Qing, no matter how deep the love is, you have to let me sleep first, I have to get up early tomorrow morning to get up to get up the net!" If I can't get up then, my father won't have to lift my bed - I'll tell you, he's done it more than once...... Brother Qing, raise your noble hand and let me go! ”
Saying that, Zhang Erleng was about to close the window and go back to sleep with his head covered.
Li Qingshan's eyes were quick, and he hurriedly reached out and grabbed him before the window closed.
"Fatty, I haven't heard that Edison doesn't matter, but don't you want to fight back hard?"
Li Qingshan decided to ignite the fat man's war and light up this dark night.
"Fight back? Fight back against whom? Zhang Erling was sleepy-eyed, and he didn't react to what he said for a while.
Li Qingshan hurriedly gave a hint: "Gu Laoqi, give him a fierce counterattack and help Uncle Zhang out of this evil breath, don't you want to?" ”
"Gu Laoqi?"
Zhang Erleng's drowsiness disappeared most of the time, and he just wanted to scream loudly, but then he remembered that in the middle of the night, his father and mother were still sleeping, and hurriedly suppressed his voice and said: "Of course I want to, I want to dream about it." Just now, I was fighting back when I was dreaming, and when I was fighting back, I was being woken up by you. I'm going to go back and continue to fight back against him now, and you're holding me back from letting me go......"
Li Qingshan was stunned for a moment, but he was a little happy, "Then tell me, how did you fight back when you dreamed just now?" …… Crush him with your weight? I've seen that Gu Laoqi, a thin monkey and a thin monkey, maybe it's really good. ”
"Don't make up my ......" Zhang Erren was amused by his words, but when he thought of Gu Laoqi, he immediately became indignant again, "...... How else can you fight back? This guy relies on his superb fishing skills, and mocks me and my father every day for catching few fish, and you don't see how hateful his face is. I just dreamed that I and my father caught a whole boat of fish, a boat, full of fish. That guy saw our fish, piled up higher than others, so frightened that he couldn't say a word, he lost his temper directly, see if he dares to compete with us for stalls in the future......"
After smirking and reminiscing about the dream just now, Zhang Erling quickly regretted it again, "It's a pity, ......"
"What's wrong?"
"It's a pity that there are too many fish in the end, our little broken boat...... Sunk. ”
Speaking of this, Zhang Erling suddenly became anxious, "...... No, I have to go back and sleep, then dream, and then go to Uncle Ma right away. ”
"Horse blacksmith? What are you looking for him, what does it matter to him? Li Qingshan asked in a daze, and didn't turn this corner for a while.
"Find him to fix the ship!" Zhang Erleng's expression was so serious when he spoke that it made people really want to pounce on him and smack him a big mouthful.
"......" Li Qingshan was suddenly a little speechless, choked by this god for a long time, and then finally came back to his senses, "Fatty, do you want to make your dream come true?" ”
Zhang Erling glared at him, his expression was exaggerated, and he almost shouted, "This is still a dream, our boats have sunk!" ”
"It's not this stubble, it's the front, the stubble that caught a boatload of fish......"
"Of course I'm happy to ......"
Zhang Erleng put down the matter of repairing the ship, thinking about the fish caught in the dream, stupidly happy, Coke for a while, and suddenly disappointed, sighed, and said dejectedly: "But Brother Qing, it's a dream, how can it come true?" Not to mention being able to catch so many fish, I can fill our two fish baskets, thank God. I took two fish baskets every day, and when I came back, I didn't even pretend to be half of them, and I thought that my father and I were like a joke......"
"It's a bit unreliable to have a boat full of fish, but it's definitely not a problem how many fish you can hold in those two fish baskets."
Li Qingshan thought for a while, and then asked, "Fat man, do you believe me?" Brother Qing didn't lie to you, right? ”
Zhang Erling scratched his forehead and thought hard, "For the time being...... It doesn't seem to be. ”
"That's good, don't worry, I won't lie to you."
In the night, as soon as he swore that he would not deceive people, Li Qingshan turned his head and told Zhang Erling a beautiful fairy tale: "Fatty, let me tell you a story...... In other words, once upon a time there was a magical lamp called Aladdin's magic lamp, and those who got this lamp could fulfill three wishes. ”
Zhang Erleni suddenly felt a little pain in his head, and when it was over, Brother Qing entered the Tianshu mode again and began to talk nonsense.
"Ah...... What kind of lamp? ”
"Aladdin's magic lamp." Thinking of this analogy, Li Qingshan was obviously a little proud, and his face was full of excitement as if it was about to overflow.
Zhang Erleni wanted to die, he stretched out a pair of fat hands and rubbed his temples, trying to make his head not hurt so much, he tried this trick when Brother Qing was talking nonsense last time, although the effect was not obvious, but it still had some effect, specializing in treating all kinds of headaches.
"Brother Qing, I really have to sleep first, you magic lamp, tomorrow again, okay. I'm almost sleepy......" Zhang Erlin yawned as he rubbed his temples.
"Fatty, listen to me, although I can't get this real Aladdin magic lamp, but I can get a copycat version, although it's not so godly, but it should be able to fulfill one of your wishes."
Thinking of this genius idea that he remembered in a flash of inspiration, Li Qingshan's words were obviously full of some kind of confidence, but to Zhang Erleni's ears, this was simply a bunch of nonsense, obviously talking about what kind of magic lamp, how could it become a copycat board in a blink of an eye. So what kind of lamp is enough to mouthful, and what kind of board is this copycat board?
Headache.
"My wish now is to go to bed quickly, and then go to Uncle Ma to repair the boat quickly. Green Brother ...... You can let me go, okay, I'll give you a few more fish tomorrow. ”
"Out of breath!" Li Qingshan learned from Huang Cun to train Zhang Erleni, "Fatty, let me tell you, your wish is not to repair the boat, but to catch a boatload of fish, so that Gu Laoqi can take a look and help your father breathe out a bad breath, this is your wish...... Don't be stunned, hurry up and get dressed and come out with me! Listen to my brother's words, and my brother promises to let you realize this wish. ”
After more than ten years of training by Zhang Yutou, Zhang Erling's ability to talk back is almost invincible in the world, he rubbed his nose with his fat hand, grinned and said: "I have already caught it, it is because I have caught too many fish, so our boat has sunk." ”
"You dead fat man, what you are talking about is a dream, I am talking about catching a boat full of fish, not a dream, it is a real, visible, touchable fish, a fish that can be sold for money!"
Zhang Erleng obviously didn't keep up with his rhythm, and he didn't know what kind of madness Brother Qing was going to be, this tone ...... Although confident, it can also be laughing ......
Forget it, Zhang Erleng shook his head, but when he started talking nonsense again, it wasn't the first time. He held his head and thought about it, anyway, now his sleepiness was tossed by Brother Qing, so he simply sighed and asked, "Then Brother Qing, what should I do to let me go back to sleep?" Later, I'm afraid that our boat will be fished away. ”
Li Qingshan almost fell off the stump, this elm lump, why are you still thinking about repairing the ship in your dream?
Glaring at him, Li Qingshan pointed to the house and said, "You put on your clothes, follow me, and catch insects!" Fast! ”
After being depressed for so long, Zhang Erleng's eyes finally lit up at this time: "Bugs? What bugs? ”
"See for yourself!" Li Qingshan said and looked around.
Zhang Erleng moved his chubby body vigorously, leaned his upper body out of the window as much as he could, stretched his neck as if it were nothing, and looked to the left and right.
It was a pitch-black night, but at this time, there were green fireflies everywhere. In the fields, on the grass, among the branches, and beside the ditches, countless fireflies swim in the veil-like night, like countless green elves.
There are no stars or moons tonight, but the heavens and the earth seem to be filled with these fireflies.
Blowing the night breeze on a summer night and looking at the fireflies in front of you, it suddenly makes people feel like they are in a dream.
Such a quiet but wonderful night scene, Li Qingshan had experienced countless times many years ago, but he didn't expect it to reappear in front of him at this moment.
Zhang Erleng was a child after all, and he immediately grinned and shouted excitedly: "There are so many luminous insects!" ”
"What kind of noctilucent insect, I will call it a firefly in the future!"
Zhang Erleng turned around and grabbed the short coat at the head of the bed, put it on in a few moments, and quickly moved a stool against the wall, and finally climbed up with great effort, and then jumped out of the window with a cat's body, making the dead grass and rotten leaves on the ground creak.
"Fatty, why did you suddenly become so positive?"
Li Qingshan saw that he finally moved the brainless fat man, so he jumped down from the stump lightly and rubbed his calves, which were already a little numb, "Don't sleep?" No repairs? ”
"Brother Qing, I know what kind of magic lamp you just said, I understand, I remember!" Zhang Erleng didn't answer his words, but just shouted excitedly.
Li Qingshan hurriedly covered his mouth and asked softly, "Be quiet, your parents are still sleeping, let me ask you, why did you suddenly open up?" ”
"When I was a child, I heard Huang Cunzheng tell this story - not only me, but also the children in the village, Huang Cunzheng told it once a year, and I heard it several times......" Zhang Erleng pulled Li Qingshan's hand away and said, although he suppressed his throat, the excitement on his face could not be suppressed at all.
"Huh? What's the story? Li Qingshan asked, but his mind already thought of what story he was referring to, "...... Is it the story of Che Wuzi in the Jin Dynasty? ”
"What...... What? ”
Zhang Erleni tried hard to recall, but still didn't remember, "I don't remember this, who will remember what that person's name is." Anyway, there used to be a person whose family was so poor that he couldn't even afford lamp oil, and he couldn't read at night. This person is also a god, I don't know if he came up with it himself or who gave him a trick, so he put these glow-in-the-dark ...... These fireflies were grabbed and put in a bag, and in this way, they were finally made into a lamp, and then he could read a book, and he also saved money on lamp oil. ”
Li Qingshan smiled and nodded, the story that Che Yinsang had read has been passed down through the ages, how could he not know, in the current years, this matter has just passed less than three hundred years, but he didn't expect it to be known to women and children.
What surprised him was the Huang Laoxi, he didn't expect the old village chief to do such a warm thing, he seemed to see the young Huang Laoxi, his beard was not gray, and he yelled in his mouth to let a group of little children sit down one by one.
That terrible straw sandal magic skill has a very high hit rate, it must have been practiced in such a long time, right?
Seeing that he was stunned, Zhang Erleng hurriedly asked: "Brother Qing, what kind of Aladdin magic lamp you just talked about, is this the thing?" Let's also get a lamp to play with like the guy surnamed Che? ”
"It's pretty much the same." Li Qingshan looked at the fireflies flying all over the world in the night, with a peculiar smile on his face, "But our lamp is better than his, he can only read books, and our lamp really makes it possible to catch a lot of fish." ”
"So what are you waiting for? Let's go catch bugs now, I can't wait. ”
"What's the hurry? How to catch it, where to put it when you catch it, these things must be thought about before acting...... You wait here for me for a while, I'll go back and get some guys, at least one guy in my hand, and a jar or something for worms, that's the basic equipment. After Li Qingshan finished speaking, he rushed back from the back door of his house.
Zhang Erleng lay on the creaky wooden door of his house and shouted in a low voice: "Then you have to make a profit, I have to rush back later, and find Uncle Ma to help me repair the ship!" ”
You're a dead fat man...... Still thinking about repairing the ship, Li Qingshan really wanted to turn around and kick him.