Chapter 2: Crossing the ......
Gu Wucheng saw the old man on the road touching porcelain and earning 700 yuan, his eyes rolled and he said in his heart: "This job is good, the money is faster than the robbery, I will do it too." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Thinking of this, he took out the big bowl in his arms again, gritted his teeth and threw it into the garbage bin next to him, turned around and came to the side of the road, and picked up the tomatoes on the ground first. This thing is good, anti-oxidation, anti-aging, and can also soften blood vessels, but it can't be bad.
After packing up the tomatoes, Gu Wucheng returned to his new home under the overpass, a shack made of sticks and plastic sheets. Gu Wucheng was eating tomatoes while recalling the steps of the 'old artist' touching porcelain, and silently recited the words in his heart. Actually, there's nothing technical to say, it's just 'you hit me, I hurt this and that, and so on.' Then just wait and count the money.
Gu Wucheng practiced this time to the sunset, thinking that he was going to do a big job tomorrow and couldn't sleep excitedly, and began to plan how to spend the money, selling roast chicken, roast duck, sauerkraut fish, braised pork, etc., etc., just like that, he fell asleep in a daze.
In the middle of the night, a strong wind suddenly blew, and several muffled thunders rang in his ears, waking Gu Wucheng up, getting up and lifting the corner of the plastic sheet, and looking out. I saw a few lightning bolts in the southeast, like a silver dragon, and then the thunder rolled in again, and the big raindrops fell from the nine skies, at first the raindrops were quite sparse, and in less than half a moment, the raindrops were practiced into a line. It's pouring rain, and it's called a happy one.
Gu Wucheng got up and found a few big stones, turned around and went into the shack, compacted the plastic sheets at the four corners from the inside, and then lay down again. It's not a taste in his heart, every time it rains and thunders, he can't help but think of his own body, and secretly scolds God for being unfair, why is my life so bitter. O heaven, O earth, the ancestors of the ancient family, open your eyes and look at the little me, and see what kind of life I am living now. If you have a spirit, you will bless me a lot, and give me a chance to get ahead.
sighed and complained, Gu Wucheng didn't think about it anymore, he hurried up to recuperate, and found a car to touch porcelain tomorrow, so that he could make a windfall, thinking about him and falling asleep.
Early the next morning, Gu Wucheng woke up, lifted the door curtain made of plastic sheeting and walked out, and a gust of wind hit his face, and he couldn't help but shiver. Rubbing my eyes, the sky was overcast, and although the rain had not stopped, it was already much lighter. Touching his cooing belly, Gu Wucheng got on the bridge. Raising his head and moistening his face with the drizzle, he walked forward along the road, there was rain everywhere on the ground, but fortunately, Gu Wucheng was wearing slippers and was not afraid of water.
The weather is bad, and there are not many pedestrians on the road. Today, Gu Wu got up early, and the vehicles on the road are also sparse. When he came to the side of the road, Gu Wucheng stood still and looked left and right, and carefully went through the procedure of touching porcelain in his heart, everything was ready, and he was waiting for the car to come.
The first car passed, and the big truck in the front four and eight in the back, Gu Wucheng didn't dare to rub forward. The second car passed, and Gu Wucheng didn't touch the car of the Chengguan Law Enforcement Brigade. Just kidding, it's a matter of who you touched. Just when Gu Wucheng was depressed, the third car came, and it was raining lightly in the sky Gu Wucheng couldn't see what the car was, but judging from the headlights, he knew that it was a small car, and the speed was not very fast, and he saw that the car came to Gu Wucheng twenty meters away in front of him.
"Good time!" Gu Wucheng roared in his heart to cheer himself up, thinking about seven hundred yuan, he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and took two big strides to block the front of the car. Because the road was slippery today, he deliberately lengthened the distance of touching porcelain.
Gu Wucheng thought very well, as soon as the driver saw someone popping up on the road, he would definitely step on the brakes. When the time comes, I will take two more steps forward, go under the car, and then cry and howl like this, and live together! Next is to eat roast duck, roast chicken, sauerkraut fish, and braised pork.
Originally, all this was within Gu Wucheng's calculations, but the bad thing is that he didn't expect that what he met today was a female driver. And she is a novice female driver who has just passed the third subject by stuffing red envelopes and passed the fourth subject three times in a row.
This kind of female driver drives on the road on a sunny day, and she can go up the tree without paying attention. What's more, in the external environment of the cloudy and rainy road and slippery roads, a person suddenly popped up, in this case, the female driver took the accelerator as a brake as a matter of course, and saw that the car did not slow down and stop, but suddenly accelerated and rushed towards Gu Wucheng.
At this time, Gu Wucheng was full of roast chickens and ducks, and suddenly found that something was wrong. Why did the car in front of it not only slow down and stop according to common sense, but got faster and faster?
"Why don't you keep going? Why is it still non-stop? Gu Wu Chenger was stunned and looked at the car rushing towards him and muttered.
Just when the car was less than ten meters away from Gu Wucheng, Gu Wucheng reacted, where the hell does this mean to brake, this is going to kill me.
Thinking of this, Gu Wucheng hurriedly moved back and retreated, fortunately, he was not standing too far in the middle, and he could withdraw in two steps. But the blame was on the pair of inferior slippers on his feet, which he found in the garbage heap, and the non-slip lines on the bottom had long been smoothed. The ground was already slippery on a rainy day, Gu Wucheng was in a hurry again, his body slipped and fell to the ground with a pop, and his upper body was lying on the track where the car was coming. Gu Wucheng stood up again, but it was too late, and the car rushed to the front like a fly. Gu Wucheng only remembered the last picture, which was the license plate number of the sedan with white characters on a blue background, SB666. Then it was dark in front of me, and my body fluttered lightly as if it was flying into the sky, and then it fell suddenly, and I didn't remember anything after that.
When I opened my eyes again, I came to this quaint room, and I slept on the floor.
"Where is this? Why didn't I die? Gu Wucheng muttered, if he could feel the pain, he must not be dead, rubbing the back of his head and looking around. The size of this room is less than 40 square meters, and the furnishings are very simple, a carved wooden bed, and a mahogany carved dragon stand on each side, which is supposed to be used for hanging clothes. In the center of the room is a small round table with a tea set on the top and two delicate wooden chairs underneath. Behind Gu Wucheng is a dresser, and there is a small hollow window on the opposite wall, and there is a painting on the left and right. On the left side is the mountains and flowing water, and on the right side is the garden full of flowers.
"What the hell is going on? What the hell knocked me to the Forbidden City? Gu Wucheng stood up with the dresser behind him, spread his hands and looked down, the one he was wearing was called a good-looking, but it was the dress of the ancients, and he was full of wine.
"When did I drink here?" As he spoke, Gu Wucheng turned around and looked up, and there was a bronze mirror on the dresser in front of him. It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, when you look at Gu Wu Chengke, you will break out in a cold sweat. The young man in the bronze mirror was at most sixteen or seventeen years old, with a face like a crown of jade, sword eyebrows and starry eyes, and he looked very handsome and chic, where was Gu Wu Cheng's original sloppy and dirty appearance.
Before Gu Wucheng could scream, a sharp pain suddenly swept through his body, and streams of information rushed to Gu Wucheng's mind like a big river bursting its banks, regardless of his own wishes. This feeling of splitting his mind made Gu Wucheng feel painful. He only snorted and fell to the ground, holding his head and curling up, throbbing in pain.
The pain lasted for about a minute, and when the pain disappeared, Gu Wucheng was already sweating profusely, his eyes were blood-red, and he lay on the ground with uncontrollable convulsions for a long time before recovering.
Gu Wucheng sat up slowly, touched the sweat on his face with both hands, was stunned for a long time before scolding a dirty sentence, and whispered to himself: "Uncle, Lao Tzu was not knocked into the Forbidden City, Lao Tzu was knocked through the ......"