Chapter 37: One entanglement, two troubles, three cheap and four scoundrels

After the three heads were knocked out, this Wu Ren and the rest of the family didn't wait for Feng Ruochen to call them up, and stood up one by one, with an anxious look on their faces. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"My head is also kowtowed, the apprenticeship ceremony is completed, if you kid doesn't say it, Lao Tzu will be crazy on the spot!"

Wu Ren yelled viciously at that Feng Ruochen, although this kowtow was kowtowed to the senior of the Love Saint, and it was not about this wind and wind, but this Wu Ren was still a little unhappy in his heart!

Depend on!

I have kowtowed to Young Master Ben, and I am so rude to Young Master Ben, okay, you cow!

Hearing this Wu Ren's vicious words to himself, Feng Ruochen was originally about to start fooling Wu Ren's heart, but he suddenly stopped again!

The light in his eyes flashed slightly, and then he smiled innocently: "Of course, now you are the disciples of the predecessors of the Love Saint, and you are considered to be from the same class as the little one, of course I can tell you, but you have not yet called the Master of the Love Saint seniors, and the relationship has not yet been determined!" ”

"You still have to call Shizun, so troublesome?"

"That's it, kneeling and kneeling, kowtowing on the head, and screaming, it's really a lot of things!"

Hearing this, a group of family members were suddenly dissatisfied!

"Okay, isn't it just a master? If you shout, you will shout, what nonsense! Wu Ren scolded angrily at a group of family members, and many family members who were originally a little dissatisfied suddenly quieted down!

They dare to be dissatisfied with this wind and breeze, but they are really dissatisfied with this Wuren!

"Then you can shout, but the predecessor of the love saint doesn't like people to call him master, you can call him dad!" Hearing this, Feng Ruochen smiled innocently, with an innocent look on his face.

"Dad? What the hell is this called? ”

Hearing this, everyone was slightly stunned, but they still honestly shouted respectfully to the wind and dust: "Dad!" ”

Refreshing!

It's really cool!

Listening to so many people calling themselves dad, Feng Ruochen is almost happy!

Especially the voice of Wu Ren, it was extremely loud, this father, it was simply made Feng Ruochen's revenge for Wu Ren kicking him just now, disappear directly!

What is IQ called?

You villains, you guys just want to bully me as a newcomer, okay, now you know who bullied whom, right?

He smiled treacherously in his heart, but maintained an extremely serious look on his face: "Since the head coach and the big brothers have called Dad, the little one is not teaching you the so-called Bao Niu Treasure Book, so the little one can't care less!" ”

Looking at this group of many family members and Wu Ren with expectant looks on their faces, Feng Ruochen licked his somewhat dry lips and said, "The Pickle Girl Treasure Book is a supreme secret book summarized by the predecessors of the love saint and the experience of his life!"

The predecessors of the love saint have been suave all their lives, and there are countless girls who have been soaked! From the princess of the royal family, to the ladies of the family, to the young lady of the Qinglou, as long as they are beautiful women, all of them have been the target of the predecessors of this love saint, and what is even more honorable is that this group of women has all fallen! ”

"It's really true or fake, this love saint predecessor even soaked the princess of the royal family, that's a royal woman!"

Princess? What is that!

It is a golden branch and jade leaf that is high up and cannot be climbed!

Their group of family members, let alone Gao Pan, have not even seen it, they can only lust in the room every night!

Suddenly, when I heard this wind and breeze say that this love saint senior had soaked in that princess, everyone was suddenly taken aback, and they were full of disbelief!

Hearing this, Feng Xiaofeng glanced at the family who spoke, and his face was full of impatience: "Don't disturb me to speak, don't listen if you don't believe it, don't affect others!" ”

"That's it, Liu Seventeen, you are talking, believe it or not, Lao Tzu beat you to death!"

"Mei see that Feng Xiaofeng is lecturing? You kid don't have long eyes, and you still interject, do you die? ”

Hearing that everyone was angry because of his words, Liu Qiqi, who spoke, suddenly had a sneer on his face: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Feng Xiaofeng, you continue, I don't intervene, you continue to ......"

Hearing Liu Qiqi admit his mistake, Feng Ruochen nodded, with a teachable look on his face, and then continued: "Of course, even if we are learning, we can't learn such terrifying skills as this Love Saint Senior, but if we can learn one and a half moves of this Love Saint Senior, it will be enough to laugh at the countless boudoir ladies in the entire Great Chu!" ”

"Of course, with your IQ, of course, it's impossible to learn the whole book of pickle girl cheats, so what should you do? It's very simple, you just need to remember the essence of this pickle girl cheats! And this essence is even simpler, it is summed up, but it is just a sentence! ”

Speaking of this, Feng Ruochen was not ready to say anything, but licked his lips, and even stretched out his hand to rub the calf that had just been kicked by Na Wuren.

Wu Ren was very unhappy, and when he heard the critical moment, this wind Xiaofeng was not ready to say it down!

But when he saw this Feng Xiaofeng's movements, his eyes suddenly lit up, and then he said angrily to the group of family members who were also full of anxiety: "What do you look at, don't you have long eyes, don't you see Feng Xiaofeng thirsty?" Why don't you hurry up and get some water and move a chair by the way? Is it impossible for Lao Tzu to do it himself? ”

Hearing Wu Ren's words, a group of family members came to their senses, and soon someone brought water and chairs to this Feng Ruochen.

Looking at this group of people who were so active, Feng Ruochen nodded with satisfaction, took a sip of the water they handed over, took a sip, and swaggered down, before continuing to speak: "This essence is just a short nine words, which nine words?" That's a lot of trouble, three cheap, and four scoundrels! ”

"One entanglement, two troubles, three cheap and four scoundrels? What does that mean? Hearing this breeze's words, everyone's eyes suddenly showed a look of confusion and incomprehension.

They heard one crying, two troubles, and three hangings, but they never heard of this so-called one pestering, two troubles, three cheap and four scoundrels!

"What do you mean? That's what I'm going to talk about next! Feng Ruochen looked at them dissatisfied, with a serious look on his face: "Also, when you talk once, don't interrupt me when you are lecturing!" ”

Everyone smiled flatteringly, looking at Feng Xiaofeng with some embarrassment, but now no one dares to question this Feng Xiaofeng's words!

Oppugn?

Just kidding, a stupid boy like Feng Xiaofeng can make up such philosophical words?

"Good!"

Seeing that this group of people was so real, he continued: "Let's start with this entanglement. ”

"What is entanglement? Judging from the literal meaning on the surface, it is nothing more than stalking these four words, but do you think it is really as simple as stalking? If you clung to it and thought it was like this, then all I can say is, children, you are so innocent! ”

"Why do I say that? Because there are still many tricks in this stalking, and there are countless situations, such as ......"

If someone comes to this outer courtyard, they will inevitably see an extremely strange scene, a young man of eighteen or nineteen years old, dressed as a housekeeper, sitting high on the chair, taking a sip of water from time to time and massaging his calves a few times.

And in front of him, dozens of family members who were much older than him sat on the ground one by one, listening attentively to his whole world, talking loudly!

Especially on the face of Wu Ren, the head coach who was called the Beast of Liufu, the change in expression was incomparably wonderful!

Some are puzzled, some suddenly realize, scratch their heads and ears for a while, and giggle for a while, obviously, this young man's high-minded talk has made them have a lot of epiphany!