Chapter 108: Greek Slimy
Ares is the god of war in ancient Greek mythology, one of the twelve main gods of Olympus, and is regarded as the embodiment of the martial spirit.
Ares is violent, arrogant, hot, martial, murderous, extremely warlike, surrounded by two women who are also bloodthirsty and murderous, Eris and Enio, who specialize in unjust wars, as long as he has to fight, no matter who he is.
As the saying goes, seeing God kills God, seeing Buddha killing Buddha, unscrupulous!
Isn't it awesome?
Does it feel like He Daxian has picked up a treasure?
But strictly speaking, this so-called "god of war" is not a "good god", but an evil god, who is hated by other main gods in Greek mythology, and often has other main gods to beat him!
It doesn't matter if you fight, God of War, you always have to fight to have a sense of existence.
The trick is that this "God of War Ares" can bully and bully mortals and other small gods, but as long as the other main gods with a little bit of ability make a move, each of them can beat him to the ground, say slap in the face, say spank, spank, anyway, you can pinch as much as you want!
Nima finally got such an awesome title as "God of War", and he still has to live such a tragic life, this Ares is also a super wonderful!
Doesn't that seem a little incredible?
Some people may not know much about Greek mythology, but here is a brief introduction, and everyone has a basic concept.
Legend has it that in ancient times, the world was dominated by the "Titans", that is, huge giants who proclaimed themselves gods and enslaved mortals. As a result, there were three brothers in the world who couldn't stand the slavery and rebelled, namely the eldest brother Hades, the second brother Poseidon, and the third brother Zeus.
The three brothers worked together to fight the "Titans", obtained the godhead, and became the main god.
The third brother Zeus was fast, grabbed the sky, and became the supreme god. The second brother Poseidon grabbed the ocean and became the god of the sea. Seeing that the two younger brothers were so fierce, the eldest brother Hades felt that he had no face, so he simply went down to the underworld and became the god of the underworld, that is, the lord of Hades in the Western world.
The three brothers became gods, and naturally a large number of women flocked to them, and then everyone fought together, snapped together, snapped after the fight, snapped after the fight, and beat after the fight, anyway, the story is long, and the final result is a bunch of children.
The supreme god Zeus married Hera, who was the wife and gave birth to the only son, our "god of war, Ares".
Ares is the only son of the Supreme God and the Supreme God's Lady, a rich second-generation official and second-generation official, who was originally awesome and couldn't do it, and he had already reached the pinnacle of his life as soon as he was born. It's a pity that his parents are not angry, and they each go out to cheat and find other people to have a bang, and they each give birth to a bunch of illegitimate children
(It's disgusting, this ancient Greek probably has his head up to his ass, and he doesn't know what he's thinking all day.) )
Pity us Ares as the only son of the long house, but he has to face a bunch of younger brothers and sisters of unknown origin, so he has to borrow wine every day to kill his sorrows, and when he has free time, he goes out to kill and kill people, and bleeds to relieve his resentment.
Who knew that these younger brothers and sisters of unknown origin later were more powerful than the other!
Let's take a look at Ares' history of blood and tears:
His daddy Zeus beat him! His mother, Hera, beat him up too! This is not a spanking with a chopstick at home, but a battle between two hostile armies fighting each other!
Fight! On the battlefield, my father and mother chased their sons mercilessly, and used lightning to split their sons! Burn your own son with fire! No mercy at all!
Of course, Ares can't beat his father or his mother, and he has been cut by his own parents several times covered in blood and has no skin!
(Did the Nima Greeks have water in their heads?) Who made up the story? )
Well, he couldn't beat his parents, so Ares had to go and calamity the daughter of the second uncle, the god of the sea, Poseidon, his cousin. As a result, the second uncle, the sea god Poseidon, was furious, and beat him into a piece of beef jerky, and was about to cook him and eat him, but fortunately, his father Zeus appeared in time and rescued him.
Seeing that the elders are not easy to mess with, then provoke your illegitimate brothers and sisters, and it turns out that you have another cup.
The sun god Apollo, his father's illegitimate son, beat him up without saying a word.
Artemis, the goddess of the moon, his father's illegitimate daughter, beat him several times, and came to beat him anyway when he had time to do nothing.
Athena, the goddess of wisdom and war, his father's illegitimate daughter, casually trampled him under his feet and played as he pleased.
Hephaestus, the blacksmith god, his mother's illegitimate son, started a fire and punched a big hole in his head with a hammer.
Even Bacchus, the god of wine, his father's most mysterious bastard, once beat Ares on the battlefield.
(, the Greeks' concept of brothers and sisters, that's not wooden at all!) This is the same root, why is it too anxious to fry each other)
At this point, everyone can see that this Greek myth is actually a mushy thing called back and forth by Zeus's family.
For Ares, this title of "God of War" is full of tears when he says it, and I don't know who forcibly pressed this "God of War" title on his head, which is purely harmful!
Fortunately, He Daxian doesn't care about Ares's embarrassing past, he doesn't care if he is a good god or a bad god, as long as he can kill people.
Anyway, it's just to invite the "God of War" to come over and help him kill mortals, fight for hegemony together, and build a new world, if one day Ares's awesome brothers and sisters really come to him to find him unlucky, at that time, everyone will pity each other and shed tears and say goodbye.
The god of war, Ares, is not right, now it should be called Mr. Pei Baoman, who was recruited by Zhenwu from all sides to make General Zhao Ping Zhao into his pocket, and officially became a glorious Zhenwu army soldier, and General Zhao appointed him as a "personal soldier".
Yes, he is just an ordinary soldier, and he does not have any officer duties, and his specific function is to stand behind General Zhao as a set in his spare time, and to help General Zhao block arrows in wartime.
Although he was only a pro-soldier, Pei Baoman was still very happy.
General Zhao said that the meal should be eaten one bite at a time, and a soldier who does not want to be a general is not a good soldier. If you want to be promoted to an officer, you must have military merits. When he kills a few more people and the credit comes up, he will naturally lead thousands of troops and horses to conquer one nation after another!
Pei Baoman was very satisfied when he heard it.
Yes, killing people is such a pleasant thing, and you can actually be promoted while killing, this is the road to a successful life! How many people in this world work every day to earn a meager salary in order to make a living, and they have to do things that they are tired of, but I work here to do what I like to do the most!
With such a job, what more can you ask for in life!
That night, he rested in Lanzhou.
Early the next morning, General Zhao took his new soldiers to a familiar blacksmith shop to help Pei Baoman remake the thin iron branch.
It is to bread a layer of iron sheet on the outside, then soak it in tung oil with cotton cloth and wrap it layer by layer, and finally put a wooden stick on the outside, and put a diamond-shaped spear tip in front of it. In this way, the entire weapon changed from the original thin iron branch to a red tasseled spear more than three meters long.
This spear is quite deceptive, the enemy will think that the main means of attack is the spear stabbing attack, but in fact, the real weight is all on the wooden handle, you can cut it, you can smash it, and the stabbing attack is not the main attack method, so that on the battlefield, it can also play some unexpected effects.
Pei Baoman was very satisfied with this arrangement, but he didn't know that these were actually He Daxian's personal bad tastes.
He Daxian is replicating the original image of Ares, the god of war!
In addition to Ares' signature spear, he also made a teardrop-shaped shield with a large door panel, as well as a special armor set to help Pei Baoman's huge body.
All these were ordered to be done by the blacksmith, and they were to be taken in about three days. This Lanzhou blacksmith is also the property of the Tang Thorn family, and it is considered the best blacksmith shop in the neighborhood.
In addition to weapons, Ho Tai Sin is also copying the mount of Ares, the god of war!
Pei Baoman's weight is three hundred catties, although he can't catch up with Yelu Li Hu's fat and tall, but it's not an ordinary war horse that can support him. Tang Thorn Shi's family often runs trade, but there are a few camels, but neither He Daxian nor Pei Baoman looks down on camels.
So what to do?
Then just follow the method of Ares, the god of war, and pretend to be forced.
What is Ares' mount? A four-horse-drawn one-man chariot!
In a carriage shop in Lanzhou City, General Zhao took out a picture in his hand, and Pei Baoman was full of joy when he saw it.
This is a standard Ancient Greek one-man vehicle!
The four war horses were wrapped in iron sheets, and there was an iron fence-like structure in front, once they ran, they looked like a light tank, and whether they were heavy cavalry or light cavalry in front, they all collided and scattered. Behind the drag of a small car for people to stand on, the huge wheels on both sides are majestic, plus there is a one-foot-long iron spike on the wheels of each side of the car, and it is really not too cool to plunge into the enemy's cavalry group!
In three days, the god of war Ares will truly reappear on earth! ――
Today is still on the journey, only one chapter. Strive for four more tomorrow and make up for all of them