Chapter 144: Very Eccentric (1st Update)
The sprite slammed to the ground, and the corners of his mouth were still hanging with bursts of foul black blood.
I stepped forward and probed his snort, only to breathe a sigh of relief, "It's still alive!"
Hua Yan leaned forward with her nose covered and looked at me for a long time, "What did you do in his dreams?
I showed the marks on my trouser leg that had been licked by the dragon, and in order to save some face for the dragon, it was hard to say that he licked it, "I accidentally got on cow dung." β
Hua Yandrunk took out a pot of fine wine and washed the dirt for me.
Xiao Wei sat up, looked at me and Hua Yan drunk next to him, and suddenly yawned.
Hua Yanzui was so blue by his breath that she muttered in confusion, "It's normal for the trouser legs to be stained with cow dung, and the smell of cow dung in the mouth of the dragon is quite unbelievable!"
I covered my mouth and laughed hard, not intending to get drunk for Hua Yan.
The dragon covered her mouth with her hands and sighed softly. He frowned slightly, and deliberately kept a distance from me and Hua Yandrunk, "Can you use the Demon King's wine to rinse your mouth?" I just ate cow dung, and now my mouth is full of stench!"
"Poof-" Hua Yan sneered drunkenly and tossed the flask to the dragon, "No need to return it." β
The dragon caught it steadily, and suddenly reached out and touched the wound that had been bitten by the dead corpse, "Master, is my madness really cured?"
I nodded, wrung out my cleaned trouser legs, stood up, and stretched out my hand to the dragon, "Get up, although your madness is good, but you vomit a lot of blood, and your vitality is greatly damaged, I'll stew a few ducks for you to make up for it when you go back." β
Hua Yanzui asked, "Xiao and didn't like to eat chicken the most before, why did he change to eat duck now?"
I thought of the lively and naughty one, the quiet one, and the lazy one, and I felt a little melancholy, "Don't eat chicken anymore." β
Hua Yan was drunk and didn't know why, but she didn't get entangled in the chicken and duck, pointed to my jaw and asked, "It's not sour so soon?"
"Just now in the dream of the dragon, I had a fight with the sister of the dragon, and I was comfortable, and my jaw was better. "When I think of the charm, I think of her extraordinary powers.
In this world, just by shaking hands, you can find out all the memories of others, I'm afraid only the charm!
Xiao Wei looked at me in surprise, "Master, you actually saw my sister!"
Hua Yandrunk thought about it for a long time, and finally came up with a reason, "The charm in your mouth is the goddess of war in the fairy world who shook the world tens of thousands of years ago?"
I nodded and replied, "Exactly." β
Hua Yan sighed with emotion, "The charm of Wen Tao is martial, and the women do not let the eyebrows be bearded, and they are indeed heroes among women." β
As he spoke, a flash of frenzy appeared on his face, "If I have the chance, I really want to learn from her!"
The charm is indeed very good, Rong Ji and Hua Yandrunk are full of praise for her, even if I fought with her, I think she is hearty and direct, quite a general's demeanor. If she is still alive and we are not rivals in love, we should be able to become confidants.
"Hiccupβ"
The dragon burped, and the smell of hot cow dung overflowed from his mouth, which made me and Hua Yan drunk and didn't know where to hide.
After a while, the stench still didn't go away, and I looked at the monster suspiciously, "How much cow dung have you eaten? Why is it getting more and more smelly?"
I didn't finish a lump of cow dung, I only licked the tip of the dung, and then I saw the master. The dragon said, thinking back to the time when I was vomiting wildly at his face, and a discordant pale appeared on his dark face.
Isn't it the smell of the dragon?
I moved my gaze to the wall on the ninety-ninth floor of the Lock Demon Tower, and I always felt that there was something inside.
When I got closer and sniffed the wall, the smell of rotting corpses instantly poured into my nostrils, choking me and almost fainting.
Hua Yandrunk pulled me behind me and smashed the wall with one palm.
Twelve corpses in wedding clothes stood in a row, their eyes open at the same time, and their eyes locked on me.
"Sweet and sweet!"
"Sweet and sweet!"
......
The flowers were drunk in front of me, and the petals on the other side floated towards the dead body.
The fluttering petals fell on the corpse, instantly falling into the blade, embedded deep in the corpse's skin, and black blood surged.
I sincerely admired, "Brother Hua is not only handsome, but also earth-shattering when he kills." β
The slender peach blossom eyes of the flower face are squinted, and the demon is incomprehensible.
Eleven dead bodies fell in response, and one of the dead bodies that tripped over the rubble and fell to the ground escaped.
The dragon strode forward, stepped on the back of the dead corpse, and said very domineeringly, "I, the dragon, have always been revenge! Your companion bites me, and I should bite back!"
"Don't!" I rushed forward, ready to pull him away.
But he's tall and strong now, and I really can't hold it.
He lowered his head and bit hard at the corpse's neck, swallowing it directly.
"Brother Hua, being bitten by a dead corpse will cause madness, what will happen if you bite a dead corpse?" I asked helplessly, watching the corpse tearing apart, thinking that he was a good person, and he couldn't compare to Aoyin!
Although Oin likes to eat human brains, he also does not go hungry.
Hua Yandrunk shrugged, "I don't know what will happen, after all, I've never encountered such a situation before." β
The dragon wiped the minced meat from the corner of his mouth and stood behind me respectfully, "Master, do you want to taste it?"
"Dragon, don't always let my women eat these strange things!" Rong Ji floated down from the top of the Lock Demon Tower, wearing a moon-white robe, his expression was bleak, cold as the moon in the sky, and he wanted to catch it but couldn't.
He glanced at the bloodied corpses on the ground, stopped, and said to me, "Come here." β
I bit my head, very resistant, "Don't!"
Hua Yandrunk stood in front of me, met Rong Ji's gaze, and said, "Xiao and Hao are also my sister-in-law, if you force her to do something she doesn't like to do, I will definitely not follow." β
Rong Ji used the nine-section whip to hook my waist and gently drag me into his arms.
His hand caressed my face, and his slender fingers stayed on his jaw and rubbed it gently, "Didn't I tell you that I was obedient and tried to raise a baby in the world?"
I felt a little weak, but when I remembered the excessive things he had done to me, my anger rose again, "That's what you asked me to raise a baby like that?"
Rong Ji said in a low voice, "Recently, self-control is not very good, but don't worry, there will definitely be no next time." β
Believe you, a ghost!
The dragon suddenly pounced on Rong Ji and bit him on the ankle, "Fragrant!"
Rong Ji tossed him aside, "Dragon!"
The dragon grinned, and the smell of rotting corpses mixed with cow dung and mellow wine was so smoked that he almost couldn't open his eyes.
"What are you crazy about?" Rong Ji remembered the old love after all, and didn't hurt him, but only asked him coldly.
Wei Wei shook his head innocently, "You are very partial! I have seen it outside your dormitory, and the little master has eaten you for an hour, and you are not angry." Why did I bite you, and you were so angry that you wanted to kill me?"