"Immortal lords, then, those lords of the Ministry of Industry are here again. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info "Yiyi didn't dare to look directly into the eyes of these people, but it was a little more than a day, and the adults of the Ministry of Industry were almost about to break through the door of the house. In fact, even if they come more often, it is not a big problem, but the question is why do they always like to pick these people to come during meals?

According to Lafang's jokes on weekdays, Yiyi's current mood is full of cows.

"Ho labor, is it endless?" Ye Xiaojun hasn't opened his mouth yet, but Lafang jumped first, what does this mean by the rhythm of three meals and supper? Do you still let people live? "Ye Xiaojun, it's not that labor and management can't get along with you, I don't think you can eat this meal, hurry up, go and go."

Principal Rabbit and Zhang Xiaoguang's faces are not very good-looking, what do the people in the Ministry of Engineering want to do? Even if Li Shimin came in person, he wouldn't pick such a good time every time, right?

"A temper is directed at them." Principal Rabbit saw that Ye Xiaojun was about to attack Lafang, and hurriedly spoke, "It's not Lafang who disturbs you eating, you can go." After speaking, he glanced at Ye Xiaojun.

And Ye Xiaojun also seemed to suddenly remember something, nodded at Principal Rabbit, dropped the chopsticks in his hand, got up and walked outside, and shouted as he walked: "Hold a big grass, don't you have long eyes?" I don't know if I'm eating, uncle? Damn, it's just looking for scolding. ”

Sure enough, as soon as the people in the Ministry of Industry heard the word "eat", they collectively looked at the sky, what time is this? What kind of meal did you eat? Come early, say you didn't get up; Let's go down to the court, and say it's breakfast; It's late afternoon, still having lunch; Then you won't eat when it's dark, right? It turned out that they were having dinner.

Now that the moon is in the middle of the sky, and you still say "eat"? What the hell are you doing all day besides eating?

The people in the Ministry of Industry are also really wronged, at this point, everyone is sleeping at home with their daughter-in-law in their arms, and they are still waiting here to ask for advice on gunpowder, spring thunder, and what grenade making process.

"Tell me about you, you come to scold you according to three meals a day, and now it's okay, you don't even let go of supper, what are you not guilty of?" Ye Xiaojun crossed his waist with one hand, pointed at a few people with one finger, and his face was full of unhappiness. It's true that he likes to study these things, but it doesn't mean that he is a person who has the patience to teach them, and besides, isn't everything that should be taught already and what are you going to do?

A leading official of the Ministry of Industry was pushed by his companion next to him, and he staggered forward, and was about to turn back to see who it was, but a voice came from his head - it's you again, what do you not understand about the proportions and ingredients I told you? You have to take everything back and take it apart, and you don't understand what else can I teach you?

Ye Xiaojun recognized this person, and every time he stood first, that is, he, who ate his own saliva and ate the most. In fact, as an ancient person, it is not easy to be scolded by Ye Xiaojun in one day to understand even what proportion and percentage is six or seven points.

But what if they are not easy, Ye Xiaojun feels that it is not easy for him, and it is not easy for the brothers who eat supper in the back. For more than a day, I haven't eaten a stable meal, and now seeing their scolding and not returning the favor, my heart is even more angry.

Swish.

Ye Xiaojun's telescopic crutches in his sleeve were thrown out by him very handsomely, and he knocked on everyone's hat, and said with some hatred: "Talk, why don't you fart when you run over in the middle of the night, I know what you want to ask?" ”

I'm really fed up with these ancient people, and they do everything to be subtle, especially subtle yarn. As an official of the Tang Dynasty, he was scolded by Ye Xiaojun for three meals so shamelessly, oh no, plus supper is already the fourth meal, but he can't change it and take the initiative to speak.

"This ......" An official from the Ministry of Industry was just about to speak, but Ye Xiaojun immediately pointed to his nose and didn't let him speak, the reason was that this person took the initiative, but he spoke too slowly, and Ye Xiaojun was anxious to listen.

This one is also used to it, touching his nose and retreating. The official beside him thought about it, stepped forward and arched his hand, and said: "My lord, there is no problem with the proportion of spring thunder and gunpowder, but even if it is made larger, the power is still not enough, but the momentum is more intimidating." ”

Look, this person speaks quickly, but he just likes to beat around the bush, and directly says that the power is not enough, and if there is no lethality, isn't it over?

Ye Xiaojun snorted coldly, the man glanced at the man with white eyes, and looked around and was about to leave, the official hurriedly followed a step and wanted to stop him, but he didn't want him to turn around and jump up to give the person a violent shudder.

"How many times have I told you that you have to speak directly, directly, directly, directly, do you understand? For example, I want to beat you, but you're an official, and I can't beat you casually, so I just knock you lightly, what does that mean? Seeing that the man bent down in pain and rubbed his head vigorously, Ye Xiaojun said a lot of words like a machine gun, and then gave a serious example.

The man was so painful that he didn't know how to speak, so Ye Xiaojun casually clicked someone and asked him to answer.

"There are many ways to explain it, and it doesn't have to be so straightforward......"

"Fart! What should not be so direct, that is, to be direct, simple and rough is king! I said not to beat him because he was an official, not because I ......" Ye Xiaojun suddenly felt as if he had wrapped himself in, so he simply didn't say anything, and waved his hands: "One last warn you, if you come at the wrong time, then don't come in." Either just get out of the way and go home, or just wait outside! Do you hear that? ”

The officials of the Ministry of Industry looked at each other, in fact, they had already had a slander in their hearts, even His Majesty would not treat them like this, but in the face of this immortal, they had no place to reason. I was afraid that I would sue His Majesty, that is, to appease him casually, and I still asked these people to open their mouths when I turned around, so I had to nod my head to indicate that I knew.

"Louder, do you hear me?!" Ye Xiaojun listened to the sound like a mosquito, and suddenly there was an evil fire rising up, looking at these people, it was really better to associate with people like Cheng Biting Jin and Li Jing.

"Listen, hear." The sound was finally a little louder, but it was still a little messy, but it was the best they could. Just kidding, in the middle of the night, these people are not soldiers, where can they still shout slogans with such a good spirit.

finally made Ye Xiaojun a little satisfied, so he asked people to take out a chair, sit on it, his legs, and said, "Ask." ”

These people didn't dare to come to the officialdom anymore, and said directly -- it will explode, the power is not strong enough, and it is too difficult to kill people, what should I do?

The so-called grenade that Ye Xiaojun researched this time is actually combined with the principle of sand cannons, although there is still no breakthrough in avoiding moisture, but it is better than needing a lead. In this way, even untrained soldiers can be picked up and thrown under the city gate, without having to calculate the time of the explosion, anyway, as long as there is a certain impact, it will explode.

This sand cannon is not a very difficult thing to say, but there are some small problems in the composition, as the people in the Ministry of Industry said, this sand cannon is also the drop cannon that I used to play when I was a child, how lethal it can be. But Principal Rabbit explained that there are some things that can't be told to them directly, so let them think about it for themselves. But look at the brains of these people, it seems that they are all pig brains, because they are still the elite of the Ministry of Industry, this kind of person is only afraid that he will be fired early in the Heavenly Dynasty!

Before the buttocks were hot, Ye Xiaojun jumped up again, thinking about it, he felt that it was a waste to teach them those things, and he was angry, so he didn't choose to speak: "The adults of the Ministry of Industry, haha, the elites of the Ministry of Industry?" As for you, I think pigs' brains are better than those of you. What does it mean that the power is not enough to hurt people? What is this grenade for? Defend the city! What do you care about killing people when defending the city? You threw things down, bong, exploded, they have no combat effectiveness, how can they attack the city? ”

Before a group of officials from the Ministry of Industry who were scolded for pig's brains could react from these words, they saw Ye Xiaojun gesturing in his hand and continued: "Do you know what flexibility is? Do you know what improvement is? The method has been taught to you, not necessarily according to the method, but to know how to innovate! Do you understand innovation? ”

The officials of the Ministry of Works, who had been scolded in confusion, shook their heads collectively.

Ye Xiaojun suddenly had the urge to kick each of them out, but in the end he resisted it and continued to mentally bombard them - do you know that when you take things apart and look at them, you don't know what to add when you put them back?

Add something in?

The people in the Ministry of Industry seemed to have grasped some important point, and the expressions on their faces gradually changed from confused to clear, and then there was surprise, and after one of them shouted first, everyone laughed happily. yes, you can fill it with something, and it explodes.

Sure enough, listening to the scolding of the gods is better than reading a book for ten years.

Ye Xiaojun saw that they seemed to understand, and he also took a heavy sip, and said, "If you know, get out of here, don't bother me with such a trivial matter tomorrow!" Don't forget to buy some pig brain supplements! ”

When it was over, he added. You must know that this is to supplement the form with form, I really don't know what these ancient people thought, they actually think that eating pork or something is the behavior of inferior people, no wonder all brains are stupid like this. I don't even know that the pig is full of treasures.

By the time Ye Xiaojun returned to the back, the supper time had already passed, and everyone else had gone to rest, and he was the only one who scolded all night, and he was hungry at this time......

Hold the grass, there is no reason!