950 to go to the toilet
Smoking, drinking, and watching TV, this is all that Long Xiaoqi stayed in the Lin family. lā
He sat comfortably on the sofa, his legs crossed on the coffee table, and slowly implemented personal protection for Lin Wan'er - it was indeed personal protection, he asked Lin Wan'er to sit beside him, and he must not leave half a step.
"Hey, cut me another half catty of beef and cut a pig's ear." Long Xiaoqi shouted at the servant: "Cut the pig's ears into shreds and mix them with red oil." Remember, you must cut some shredded green onions and garlic inside, otherwise it won't be delicious. ”
The maid immediately went to prepare, with a professional smile on his face.
"Who's that, get me another bottle of red wine, pick it up, drink it and burn your throat." Long Xiaoqi commanded again.
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Where did he come to be a bodyguard, he was simply squatting in the Lin family as an uncle. He ate whatever he wanted, drank whatever he wanted, and all the servants were instructed by him to go and go.
What is rare is that Lin Wan'er is very cooperative, she has no plan on her face, and she is even helping Long Xiaoqi pour wine.
"Little Seventh Brother, I want to go to school." Lin Wan'er poured a glass of wine for Long Xiaoqi, and begged coquettishly: "It's too boring at home, besides, there are still classes I take today." Little Brother Qi, will you send me to school? Please......"
A beautiful woman who is seven or eight meters tall is coquettish here, and it is estimated that a man can't hold it. But Long Xiaoqi is well-informed and completely immune to Lin Wan'er's coquettishness.
Don't think he's just here to eat and drink, in fact, he's eating and drinking while figuring out how to flash quickly.
As a bodyguard, he came, which is not a broken promise. As for how to get around...... Of course, he had to be driven away by the eldest lady of the Lin family. Judging from Lin Wan'er's appearance now, I am afraid that conventional methods will not work.
This little girl is very good, how old can he talk about business with the Rothschilds, and he also killed the baby girl of the second master. As you can imagine, this girl is not simple.
"Going to school? What's so good about going to school? Long Xiaoqi took a puff of his cigarette and shook his head: "Based on your safety considerations, going to school is definitely not a wise choice. More importantly, do you want to go to school or die? ”
This is a very difficult question to answer, if Lin Wan'er is going to die, then let me stay here well. If Lin Wan'er said that she wanted to go to school, it would be fatal.
You don't want to die, why do you need me as a bodyguard?
"Damn......" Lin Wan'er pouted and said with an unhappy face: "But it's really boring at home." ”
"Aren't I accompanying you?" Long Xiaoqi snuffed out the cigarette butt and smiled: "Since you want to die, you have to do it according to the fatal, eat a pig's trotters?" ”
Lin Wan'er shook her head.
Long Xiaoqi didn't care about her, picked up a pig's trotter with his left hand and took a bite, and took a sip of red wine with his right hand, grinning beautifully.
This is a waste of good wine, gnawing on pig's trotters and drinking red wine, this taste is probably only enjoyed by Long Xiaoqi.
"Seventh brother, I want to go to the toilet." Lin Wan'er said.
"Oh, go, go, go." Long Xiaoqi, who gnawed on pig's trotters, didn't have time to take care of Lin Wan'er.
"Won't you come with me?" Lin Wan'er asked.
"Ah, this ......" Long Xiaoqi stared at Lin Wan'er's harmless eyes, thought for a moment and smiled: "It's not good......
There is definitely a problem, if this Lin Wan'er has no problem, he Long Xiaoqi will dare to write the dragon character upside down!
What girl wouldn't want to break away from a bodyguard? It's like being controlled, and no one likes it. But this Lin Wan'er is extremely well-behaved, and she has never had an opinion on him Long Xiaoqi from beginning to end, even if Long Xiaoqi does not have any bodyguard quality.
Toilet? Even if a girl is closely protected, she will try her best to avoid bodyguards for such a private matter as going to the toilet. It's hard for the old man to go to the toilet and be stared at, let alone a girl in her twenties?
"But I'm scared ......," Lin Wan'er pinched the corner of her clothes and whispered.
This looks like a frightened deer, but Long Xiaoqi feels awkward no matter how he looks at it. Why is it awkward? It's awkward anyway. You are one meter seven or eight tall, and such a big person is pinching the corners of your clothes here...... This should be done by a delicate girl, not by Lin Wan'er.
"I'm scared...... Long Xiaoqi said a little entangled: "Okay, I'll accompany you to the toilet." ”
Long Xiaoqi got up very reluctantly and walked into the bathroom with Lin Wan'er.
"Bang!"
The bathroom door was closed, and Long Xiaoqi leaned against the wall and nodded at Lin Wan'er: "Okay, pee, I'm watching here, it's okay." ”
"But how can I go to the toilet when you're standing here?" Lin Wan'er was quite speechless and said to Long Xiaoqi: "You can stand outside the bathroom, otherwise ......"
"I said, why are you in such trouble? You asked me to accompany you to the bathroom, and now you have me standing outside the door? What's the difference between this and taking off your pants and farting? Long Xiaoqi said unhappily: "Is there a difference between me standing outside the door and sitting on the sofa in the living room?" Aren't they still people who can't see you? Hurry up, I'm going to protect you 24 hours a day, and I can't let you out of my sight. Wan'er, cooperate with each other, it's not a big deal. ”
Long Xiaoqi began to urge, asking the other party to quickly take off his pants and pee and pull it down.
"But, but ......" Lin Wan'er said with a flushed face: "People are still girls, they don't even have a boyfriend, if you are here, ......"
"Don't worry, I have no problem, if there is a problem, can your father and your brother rest assured of me?" Long Xiaoqi glanced at Lin Wan'er and continued: "After more than 20 years, I haven't seen anything?" Hurry up, don't rub it in, just treat me as a transparent person. ”
This is simply a dead face, and he just squatted in the bathroom and accompanied Lin to the toilet at night.
"I, I, I ......" Lin Wan'er's face was about to drip blood.
She bit her lip, mustered up her courage, and slowly took off her pants and sat on the toilet.
Damn, it's so white, it's so black, it's black and white!
"Don't look! ......" Lin Wan'er was crying.
"Women are all the same, not much difference." Long Xiaoqi smiled: "I'll just treat you as a child, besides, I haven't seen anything?" It's okay, it's okay, pee. ”
Don't look? I TM don't look at it in vain, don't look at it!
Lao Tzu is here, you dare to take off your pants and pee in front of me, if there is no ghost in your heart, it would be strange! Play, I want to see how you Lin Wan'er play with me. You brother Lin Feihu can't play me, let alone you little girl.
Lin Wan'er, who was sitting on the toilet, had tears rolling in her eyes, as if she had been bullied a lot.
"Oh, you really can't pee? I think I'd better go out first. Long Xiaoqi said with a look of surprise.
"Hmm." Lin Wan'er nodded.
Long Xiaoqi opened the door and walked out, Lin Wan'er inside was finally relieved, her beautiful eyes narrowed slightly, and a faint sneer hung on the corner of her mouth.