Chapter 342: Who Spoiled Me
Carrying his bag to the dormitory, Long Xiaoqi exclaimed happily. Www。 しωχs520。 com The dormitory of the Longyin army is very good, one room for two people, divided into two. Each person has a bed, their own desk, their own computer and bookshelf. It also has a range of amenities, including a juicer and microwave. A high-standard unit means that everything is of a high standard, and the dormitory alone is much, much better than the dormitory of the reconnaissance company where ten people live in one.
"Long Xiaoqi, in the future, you will live over there, I will live here, all my things here are not allowed to be moved, and I will never touch your things over there. Let's get this out of the way first, don't cross the line, or I'll go crazy. The door god raised his fist and continued to Long Xiaoqi very seriously: "You use the bathroom, you use the bathroom room, and I use the one next door." If there is no opinion, it is decided. ”
"Why?" Long Xiaoqi pointed to the bathroom in surprise and said, "Are you sure you don't use the bathroom in the house?" Are you sure you use the next door for the shower or everything, and everything here belongs to me? ”
"Nonsense, of course sure!" The door god looked at Speedy Dragon Xiaoqi vigilantly: "Do you think anyone is as good as me?" Let me tell you, if it weren't for the old relationship between the two of us, I wouldn't have let you live with me. ”
The more Long Xiaoqi listened, the more confused he became, it seemed that he was very unpopular when he came to Long Yin's troops. No one wants to live with him, and the door god only lives with him because of the relationship with the previous shot. And the rules are clear, and the bathroom is not used with me. Lao Tzu has an infectious disease? No, I've had four physical examinations this year, so I'm healthy!
"What the hell is going on? Am I a plague god? Long Xiaoqi put on a cigarette with an unhappy face, lit the fire and took a deep puff and said: "Door God, Brother Door God, if you have something to say, let it go, do we brothers still need to hide it?" I remember not offending you, did I? Or for that shot? You're not a careful-eyed person, I know that. ”
Long Xiaoqi took out a cigarette and threw it to the door god.
"Don't! Don't come over, don't cross the line! The door god hurriedly stopped it, and the cigarette was not answered, so that Long Xiaoqi must not cross the middle line.
"Grass, what do you mean?!" Long Xiaoqi was furious, pointed at the door god's nose and scolded: "When Lao Tzu is a recruit? When Lao Tzu is easy to bully, isn't it? Sha Hua, who you can't kill, was killed by Lao Tzu, do you think you can bully me? Let me tell you, door god, if you don't want to live with Lao Tzu, just say, don't play with me here! If it weren't for my eldest brother, you would still be chopping wood in the Northeast Forest Farm! Nima, how can you do your part? Say, what the hell is going on? ”
was scolded by Long Xiaoqi for a while, and the door god was about to go crazy. But the other party finally moved Long Da out, which immediately made him wither. The door god admitted what Long Xiaoqi said, if it weren't for the boss, he would still be staying in the forest farm in the northeast to cut wood.
"Alas...... Xiao Qi, how can you let me say it? The door god looked helpless, and said very entangledly: "We are all serious people, I will ......"
"I'm not a serious person?!" Long Xiaoqi pointed to his nose and scolded: "Door God, you are really foreign, scolding me for not being a serious person?" ”
"No, no, no, that's not what I said, I mean......" The door was anxious with a red face and a thick neck, and he circled around the table several times before saying: "Xiao Qi, you are also a gentleman, you are also a leader!" There are so many beautiful girls all over the country, long and short, fat and thin, from the south to the north, where are there no flowers? You don't look ugly, the guy is quite handsome, even if you can't find it, let the sister-in-law just tell you no? What's so good about men? What's so good about you saying you like a rough guy? How nice a girl is, her body is soft and fragrant, and it's much better to hug a girl than to hug a big man. And it's easy to get sick with men, AIDS, do you know how bad AIDS is? Xiao Qi, it's not your brother who said you, this is a disease, we have to treat it! But don't worry, the captain has already brought in a psychiatrist, and you will see a doctor when we train. ”
"Huh?!"
Long Xiaoqi stared at the door god with his eyes wide open, stunned.
"Oops, it's a disease, a psychological illness, there's nothing to be ashamed of." The door god tried to comfort him in a soft voice: "It's normal to get sick, it's not a big deal, can't you just find a doctor to treat it?" No one will discriminate against you, everyone is a good brother. If I discriminate against you, can I still let you come to Longyin? In fact, in the final analysis, there is nothing wrong with liking men, respecting personal wishes, love knows no borders and gender. But there is one thing, Xiao Qi, you must not like me, even if you like me, I will not like you...... Alas, it's not a serious disease, it can be cured, there is no problem. Our female special forces team in Longyin is also good-looking, I often take you around, maybe we will talk about one......"
Understood, understood, finally understood! Long Yin thinks he is a faggot, these bastards actually think they are faggots! I'll go to your uncle, Lao Tzu is a decent man, Lao Tzu only likes women, only likes the best-looking women!!
"Ah!! - Long Xiaoqi let out a high cry, jumped on the table and pointed at the door god and roared: "Who! Who! Who spoiled me? Pull it out, Lao Tzu is going to destroy him!! ”
Seeing Long Xiaoqi's actions, the door god immediately picked up the radio and called: "Captain, hurry up, Xiao Qi can't bear it anymore and is going crazy!" Hurry up and send someone! …… The doctor has arrived? Okay, send him over now! ”
"Bang!"
The door of the dormitory was broken, and a few guys from Huoyan rushed in, and together with the door god, they couldn't help but drag Long Xiaoqi down, and tied him up despite his resistance.
"Let go of me, let go of me, I'm not a, I'm not a, I like women...... Liao Shaoying, I'm your uncle, I'm not a faggot, I'm not a ......"
"Xiao Qi, don't say no," the door god held Long Xiaoqi's shoulders with a face, and said helplessly: "Grass girl, you have to be a grass uncle, you still say that you are not a?" Normal people, who goes to the grass man's uncle, alas...... Don't worry, no one dislikes you. This is a disease, and it must be cured! Quick, block Xiao Qi's mouth, don't let him make trouble, how bad it is to spread it. ”
The green bat took out a piece of cloth and stuffed it into Long Xiaoqi's mouth. Barry, so he can't shout anymore.
Long Xiaoqi cried, this time he was really played to cry, he is not a, he is not a, he likes women, he only likes women, okay...... Liao Shaoying, I'll grass you...... I'll grass your girl!! >