Chapter 33 Advice
Hao Thirteen, to be exact, is the person named Hao Dabao before the later generations crossed over, but he has some wrestling roots.
In his previous life, Hao Dabao was greatly affected by qigong fever and martial arts style, and he was mixed in the martial arts association of the university, and he was also the vice president of the martial arts association, so he had a little foundation in martial arts.
He didn't know how to wrestle kung fu, he had a more conceited wrestling classmate Buku, who always had to compete with him, Hao Dabao could only kick and beat his elbows and knees, and he couldn't play with each other, so he had to go to the hospital for others!
Hao Dabao has a foundation in martial arts, and his physical fitness is slightly better than that of ordinary people, so he taught himself wrestling for a semester, and later competed with Buku's classmates, and the result of the competition was one to one, anyway, the classmate named Buku would never wrestle with him again.
Today's Hao Dabao, with Hao Shisan's body, has better physical fitness than before, so he advocates wrestling to decide the winner.
Today's wrestling is even more popular than the wrestling of variety shows in the United States/China, with 20,000 viewers at the scene, and the stakes are so big that the variety show sighs to itself.
Victory or defeat determines the life and death of these seven or eight hundred people.
Wrestling, is a native culture of China, in the Han and Tang dynasties called the play, in the Song Dynasty called sumo, after the Yuan and Qing dynasties, combined with the culture of the northern nomads, and gradually evolved into the traditional wrestling of later generations.
However, sumo wrestling has become extinct in China, but it is still inherited in the small island country of Dongying, and it is common to see two big men wearing "wet diapers" to play.
There are seven or eight hundred people in Hao Shisan's 'family and friend group' who are forced to bet on Hao Shisan's win, that is, those Red Horse Tanjun infantry who put down their weapons, and there are also wrestling masters, they are in the audience, their voices are about to be broken, but they can't use their strength, and only Hao Shisan, Guan Duo, decide their life and death.
Hao Shisan walked two wrestling steps decently, a "green pine welcome" frame, and said provocatively: "General Guan, please!" ”
Behind Guan Duo, there are also 10,000 'relatives and friends', all of whom are the children and soldiers he brought out, if he loses, how will he see people in front of his younger brother in the future? He shouted "Ahh
Hao 13 didn't know the other party's path, and wanted to rely on the opponent's flaws to win, but he guarded the upper body door tightly and didn't let the other party grab a favorable position - that is, he didn't let the other party seize a favorable force point.
But Hao 13 was negligent, the current body is not the body before he crossed, the current body is much taller than the previous body, the frame is high, the lower plate defense is empty, and the key part of the waist is leaked.
Guan Duo didn't make fancy movements, he sneaked in directly, a 'copy hug', and went straight to hug Hao Shisan's waist.
As soon as the expert kung fu is shot, he knows if there is one, judging from the speed and strength of Guan Duo, he is definitely not a mediocre person.
Hao Shisan was shocked, and hurriedly changed his tactics to greet him, and a "wipe his neck" braked quietly, wanting to defuse Guan Duo's attack.
The so-called "wiping the neck" is to use the kinetic energy of the opponent's diving, with the strength of the opponent, to exert force on the opponent's neck and throw the opponent out of the side.
Guan Duo is not a vegetarian after all, his physical fitness is not ordinarily good, and his speed is faster than ordinary people.
Hao Shisan's change of force was a little late to his speed, and Guan Duo hugged his waist tightly, the power could not be sent, and a "wiping the neck" did not work, Hao Shisan was not only shocked, but hurriedly dived to lower the center of gravity and dissolve the opponent's strength.
But it's too late, Guan Duo has a "don't son" to stop Hao Shisan, no matter how strong his waist is, he is in a position of losing power, and it is difficult to turn things around.
There is an old proverb in wrestling: high is afraid of hugging the waist, short is afraid of hands.
Tall people have a high center of gravity, and it is easy to lose their center of gravity when they are held around their waists, and short people do not have enough arm span, and they are most afraid of tall people controlling the distance with their hands.
There was a crisp sound of "bump", and Hao Thirteen was thrown to the sky with his feet in the air.
Guan Duo was overjoyed, and the 10,000 relatives and friends behind him were thunderous: "Mr. Guan, mighty!" Mr. Kwan is mighty! ”
Guan Duo, known as Mr. Guan in the rivers and lakes, this is his nickname in the rivers and lakes, and later led the Northern Expedition of the Red Turban Army in the middle with Pan Pancheng, which is a later story.
The group of relatives and friends behind Hao 13 immediately became dumbfounded!
There are those who cover their faces, those who stomp their feet, and those who sigh...... After all, his boss lost, and his face felt disgraceful.
Especially the seven or eight hundred red horse detectives in the stands who put down their weapons, just like frosted eggplants, their faces were flushed with a layer of green! Hao Shisan's loss of this wrestling was equivalent to losing half of their lives.
People who often fall, such a fall doesn't hurt at all, but Hao Shisan's face is full of regret, losing the first fall is equivalent to losing the opportunity, the inner pressure of the 'player' has increased sharply, and he can't afford to lose again.
Hao 13 regretted it a little! According to his character, as long as he can stand up, there is absolutely no reason to admit defeat.
However, the stakes were too big today, and he couldn't afford to lose. Seven or eight hundred people's lives as his bet, the bet is a living person, has he consulted the opinion of the "bet"?
Hao Shisan is not afraid of losing, as long as he stands up, one of them is accidentally fallen by Guan Duo, and the lives of seven or eight hundred people will be gone!
I don't know the details of my opponent at all, who gave him so much self-confidence? Guan Duo does not seem to be a vegetarian......
Guan Duo hammered his chest and flaunted his might: "Get up, come again!" Come again......"
On the ground, very comfortable! Hao Shisan had never felt so comfortable.
Since he walked out of Mujiazhai with a dozen people, he hadn't even slept a full night, he felt very tired, very tired, if he could lie on the ground for a while, it would be indescribably comfortable.
Hao Shisan didn't even want to get up, so he looked up at the sky like this, and then pillowed his hands behind his head, looking up at the clear blue sky and the long white clouds, which had nothing to do with the life and death of seven or eight hundred people, or life, or fate. How nice is that!
"Where you fall, sleep there!"
Hao Shisan thought about the joking sketch, he really wanted to sleep like this for a while.
A playful voice came from "Hee-hee", followed by a piercing provocation.
"Yo, who is it that embarrasses me here?" There was a bit of playfulness in the words, and a bit of sternness, and suddenly, a voice broke the peace of Hao Shisan's heart.
"Hey, I'll go! Who is this? Speak to me in this tone? ”
Since I, Hao Dabao, walked the rivers and lakes at the end of the Yuan Dynasty, no one has spoken to him in this tone! "Winning or losing is my own face, who else can I disgrace?" Hao Shisan was inexplicable, and followed the prestige.
Not far away, there were old men in disheveled clothes, very dirty, with a few holes in their wrinkled robes, and a lot of grass clippings on them, I don't know from which stack of firewood and straw they crawled out.
The old man, whose beard on his face seemed to have not been taken care of for a long time, was pasted on his face indiscriminately, and the two doors did not know where to go, leaving a black hole, and he could see the fierce "Jianxi" weapon handle on his shoulder, and he didn't know what kind of weapon he was carrying on his back. (Note 1)
The old man was in front of the two armies, not Guan Duo's people, nor was he from Shouzhou City.
The men and horses on both sides were lined up to watch the competition between the commanders of the two armies, and no one noticed how the old man came here and where he came to the front of the two armies.
Obviously, this sloppy old Taoist priest is ridiculing Hao Thirteen!
Hao Shisan subconsciously felt that this old man was very familiar, and the person who came was a bit like Li Tiegui in the Eight Immortals, but he just felt that he had seen it in reality, but no matter what, he couldn't remember who it was.
Hao Shisan didn't dare to underestimate the old man, he was also an elder, and he had a little bit of eyes, he waved his hand from Guan Duo, signaled to rest for a while, stood up and hugged his fist from the old man and said: "Dare to ask this senior who is ......"
Before Hao 13 finished asking, the old man seemed to be angry, but with a playful smile, he took three steps and two steps, and he had already arrived in front of Hao 13. slapped Hao Shisan's fart (share), and kept scolding: "Little rabbit, little rabbit, you don't even know Lao Tzu, you don't even know Lao Tzu anymore!" “
"You don't tell me, how do I know you!" Hao Shisan dodged in embarrassment to excuse himself.
The old man didn't give up: "People say I'm crazy, you're fucking crazy than me...... Bunny Cub ...... You don't even know me! ”
The old man's slap was not heavy, but Hao Shisan, who was beaten, was at a loss, he was no longer a child, and he was beaten in front of tens of thousands of people, and the embarrassment was beyond words.
Where the hell is this? Before anyone could speak, he was spanked by a crazy old man.
"Hey! Old man, what about our wrestling, can't you fight again after the wrestling! Guan Duo was very impatient, seeing that the victory was in his hands, who knew where a crazy old man would pop up to stir up the situation, and his words were very contemptuous.
The old man stopped his slap, looked Guan Duo who was talking up and down, and saw that he was wrapped in a red scarf on his head, and scolded angrily: "Eh, these descendants of Mingjiao are becoming more and more rude, yelling at an old man, don't you know that you also have an old day!" “
Guan Duo had a hot temper, but he was not a parent who was used to children, and said angrily: "You ......" clenched his fist and was about to go up and smash the old man.
"Hee-hee" the old man clapped his hands and laughed: "Funny! Funny! A big man wants to beat me, a bad old man, can you beat me with your hands? Funny, funny! There is an unfathomable profundity hidden in the words, and the big man is not taken into account at all.
Hao 13 saw that Guan Duo was going to do something with a bad old man who was not very cautious and abnormal, so he hurriedly dissuaded: "Guan Duo, don't be unreasonable to the old man......"
After listening to Hao Shisan's words, the old man seemed to think of the problem that had not been solved just now, so he left Guan Duo alone, carried Hao Shisan's back collar, and beat his farts (shares) again, and said while beating: "So that you don't know the master, so that you don't know the master......"
Hao Shisan's eyes were about to fall, and he asked to himself, "Master? He then wanted to say, "Where did I come from, Master?" ”
But before Hao Shisan could ask the rest of the words, the old man decisively slapped him, the smile on his face was as bright as a blooming flower, and he patted Hao Shisan's shoulder and said, "Hey! Yes, apprentice, go up, teach the master a lesson! ”
"This ...... What the hell is going on! Hao Shisanzhen didn't know where the old man in front of him came from, who his surname was, and when he became Hao Shisan's master.
Out of the riddle isn't it?
Isn't it a pantomime?
Guessed right, less fart (shares) isn't it?
If you guess wrong, you will spank (shares), right?
Hao Shisan really can't figure it out, where did this master come from? What is the last name? Who?
But he didn't dare to ask again! With the old man's temper, maybe if you don't ask the right question, you will be spanked again!
The old man thought that Hao Shisan's fox was suspicious of cowardice, and said very considerately: "Have you forgotten what the master taught you?" ”
"I don't even know who you are, how can I teach me something?" Hao Shisan still didn't dare to say it, so he could only make a bitter face.
The old man whispered in his ear: "Remember, 'calm down, hold Pu Shouyi'" After that, he stepped aside and gave way.
Hao Shisan didn't have the time to dwell on who the old man was, he thought, anyway, the old man wouldn't leave for a while, he was a master of the world, and it was not too late to ask after the game.
Hao Shisan closed his eyes for a moment, thinking about the words whispered by the old man, and felt that his dantian was as hot as a flame, "calm and relaxed, hug Pu Shouyi", it seems that Hao Shisan's body, something similar to muscle memory, comprehended the true meaning of "calm and relaxed, hug Pu Shouyi", and the qi of the dantian became active.
When he opened his eyes, the things in front of him suddenly became brighter, and Guan Duo's movement speed, in his eyes, suddenly became slow, and the wrestling match with Guan Duo seemed to become simpler.
Guan Duo's second attack, snatching, hooking, kicking, and sweeping legs, were all cracked by Hao Shisan one by one, Guan Duo saw the opportunity, and came to hug his waist again, wanting to concoct it in the same way, after all, he himself has the advantage of being short in body, and this trick is the most effective.
This time, Hao Shisan saw it clearly, and the strength of his subordinates increased a lot for some reason, and he "wiped his neck" and threw Guan Duo out heavily, and Guan Duo rose into the air and fell on the ground a foot away.
All this changed too fast, no one expected that when Hao Shisan's strength increased greatly, Xu Shi had a good grasp of the event node, and the speed suddenly increased, and a game was equalized in minutes.
Even Hao Shisan's group of relatives and friends needed a few seconds of reaction time before they shouted like thunder.
"Mr. Guan, let's fall here, as long as you agree not to interfere with my handling of prisoners, we don't need to see a winner or lose!"
Hao Shisan didn't expect that he had such a lot of strength, and he really didn't want Guan Duo to lose face in front of the army, and wanted to save face for him, anyway, he just wanted to dispose of the prisoners by himself, and there was no need to tie the strings.
Exactly: keep three faces, and see each other in the future.
Guan Duo was also blinded by Hao Shisan! underestimated the opponent, one to one, and still had face, and was beaten two to one by others, how will he mix in the poultry world in the future? How do you bring troops to serve the public?
Guan Duo was embarrassed "haha", like a monkey who turned his face, and his color became pleasant, he knew that he was no longer Hao Shisan's opponent, and it was a good thing to be able to save face: "My first task is to escort the military rations, and Manager Hao won't be embarrassed for me in this matter......
"No...... No...... Let's go to the mansion and drink two glasses first, and solve the dust. ”
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say......"
The old man on the side smashed his mouth, shook his head and said to himself: "It's ugly!" Ugly! Gotta get back, gotta get back! ”
No one understood what he meant!
Note 1: Jairus, one of the legendary nine sons of the dragon, is bloodthirsty and mostly carved on the handle of his weapon.