Act 31 Are You Finished Drawing? (2nd Update)
After another howl, someone finally couldn't help it, grabbed the martial servant next to him, and pointed to the theater over there and roared. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"I (beep) (beep) (beep) (beep)! Lao Tzu was still a few strokes away from finishing, but now this stroke is all in vain! Tell me what to do!? ”
"Everyone, don't be impatient, don't be impatient. The master has already explained this matter, saying that "the first thing to do is to calm down in painting, and if there is no distraction, you will be in the city and not listen to the disturbances". Whether you can paint with peace of mind in the noise is one of the evaluation criteria, and please forgive me. ”
When many painters heard this, it turned out to be one of the scoring criteria, where can there be any good face, but what can be done? I can only break my teeth and swallow it in my stomach, and I don't know what to scold in my heart, and I continue to bury my head in remedying what I can remedy, and I can't remedy it, so I just ask for a new piece of paper, and then draw a full number.
In fact, all painters understand, don't look at what the man just said seems to be quite reasonable, what painting to concentrate, to have no distractions, the truth is right, but Nima who knows, sketching to find a beautiful environment and beautiful scenery, painting at home should also ensure quiet!
Pull a painting master from a quiet studio, and you ask him to paint a picture for you on the road, do you see if people smoke you or not!?
Those real painters, who don't have strict requirements for the environment when painting, and I haven't seen anyone care about you without distractions!
Master Wu's behavior, the official caliber is a strict requirement to motivate the younger generations; The folk saying is that Nima has nothing to do and is deliberately trying to make things difficult for others!
So, is Master Wu deliberately making things difficult?
Yes, but no.
After all, this is the old lady's birthday banquet, and the portrait is also a painting of the old lady, if he is so mixed to mix the portrait yellow, it is a proper unfilial piety, in the Ming Dynasty, such a hat is buckled down, it will be a big trouble!
In these years, most of the painters who are really capable are literati with a half-official position, and a small number of them are also famous craftsmen such as Qiu Ying.
These two types of people have a high status and a reputation, people are willing to come over to give you a portrait of the old lady, that is to give you the face of Master Wu, the so-called sedan chair people carry people, people give you face, you also have to give people face, you must not let them just move a chair in the public and paint.
It's so offensive!
Those famous painters who really want to paint the portrait of the old lady sit quietly and listen to the play, and only those who are not very famous or too low in rank will arrange in this tarpaulin studio, while enduring the loud noise behind the portrait of the old lady.
To these people, Master Wu naturally won't be polite.
In the final analysis, the Ming Dynasty was a strict society that paid attention to hierarchy, and even among the group of painters, it was generally unavoidable.
The studio where the painters painted was next to the stage, and Master Wu naturally wouldn't be blind to such a big commotion, but he just smiled slightly, and then went to listen to the play.
Guan Kunyu, who was unlucky just now, couldn't dodge it, but fortunately, there was just a shallow handwriting on the drawing paper, and it could be remedied by rubbing it with steamed buns, and it was not troublesome at all.
At this time, Guan Kunyu was very glad that he chose to sketch, if he painted with ink, that stroke just now would be enough to make the whole painting have no possibility of remedy.
However, escaping a catastrophe does not mean that the next thing will be safe, unlike the previous flat and stable literary drama, the biggest feature of this drama is that there are many plays!
There are many plays, and the audience is happy to watch it!
But for the painters, it's sad, and they suddenly come to their throats, and they are unguarded!
It didn't take a quarter of an hour for four painters to pick on them and quit, which was too special to bully!
If you make a mistake with a howl, you can make a mistake with a howl, can you still draw a picture in peace!?
There are also many people who simply put down their pens and turn their heads to stare at the theater booth, when they see that the play has passed, they start painting again, but this is too time-consuming, and it is almost impossible to finish painting within the specified time.
And what about painting while carefully guarding against the troupe? During the college entrance examination, you will be given a big rear projection on the podium, and the maximum volume will be played "Women's Federation", and you will try to watch a movie while taking the exam?
Guan Kunyu also has the same headache, but compared to other unlucky guys, he has his own unique skill - sharpening pencils!
That's right, sharpening a pencil! Anyone who has ever used a pencil knows that it is not good for the lead to be exposed too long, and it will break if you accidentally press it hard.
Now Guan Kunyu wants this effect.
Guan Kunyu directly took out a soft pencil with high graphite content, and after sharpening it, he revealed a long refill, and when he painted, he used the pen obliquely. In this way, as long as the hand trembles and the force is great, the refill will not have time to cause any damage to the picture and will break, just like the fuse, it will burn out as soon as there is a danger.
Moreover, this does not affect the normal painting, just be careful with the next pen, if you can't do something to this level after practicing sketching for so many years, you can really take a piece of tofu and kill you.
With this layer of insurance, Guan Kunyu's heart is much more steady, although the noise behind is still annoying, but it will not accidentally destroy a whole painting.
So, compared with the painters around him who are cautious and scared for every stroke, Guan Kunyu's performance is much better!
In the eyes of Master Wu, this is a material that can be made, it is the style of a general, and it must be a plus!
According to the regulations, the deadline for the painters to hand in their paintings is the time when the troupe's singing is complete, however, under the noise and noise, after all, nearly half of the painters have not been able to complete their paintings, and can only stare at the troupe angrily.
I can't complain that they are angry, no matter what the level is, they have never encountered a situation where they can't finish painting when they paint portraits of others, not to mention today's general treatment of finding faults, if it weren't for Master Wu's reputation in the circle being too loud to offend, these people would have stopped doing it a long time ago.
Not only them, but Qian Zhixu, who was full of confidence before, was also full of frost, especially when he saw Guan Kunyu, he was even more unhappy.
"You can finish it!? You're a military household, and you're even worthy of painting!? Oh, I see, you thief must have scribbled all the way, anyway, you're here to cheat and cheat, hum! I guess you also want to cheat on our bet!? ”
Guan Kunyu was not angry when he heard Qian Zhixu's words, but laughed - it seems that he Qian Zhixu was also stirred up by the troupe, and he shouldn't laugh when he saw the enemy suffering.