Act 38 Another plate of steamed buns

Guan Kunyu looked directly at Qian Zhixu and said coldly: "Qian painter, then I have some things to ask for advice." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Seeing Guan Kunyu's cold gaze, Qian Zhixu's heart suddenly jumped, and he actually had a feeling of horror, and then he felt that he would be afraid of such a lowly military boy, which was really absurd.

"Okay, you ask!"

Guan Kunyu nodded and asked, "Then let me ask you, where did you hear the phrase 'burning wood in the face, and the life of a person will not be long'?" ”

"Back then, there was a very powerful Taoist priest in my house, and his fortune teller was very accurate, and he said this."

"Powerful Taoist priest, then why is his Taoist name?"

"This ...... How could I possibly remember what happened so many years ago!? ”

Guan Kunyu sneered: "I can't remember the road number clearly, you remember the sentence 'The fire burns the wood in the face, and the life of a person will not be long' clearly." ”

Qian Zhixu raised his head, looking like what can you do to me.

"Exactly!"

"Hehe, a liar who doesn't know where to cheat and eat and drink is nonsense, you just believe it yourself, and you have to take it to the old lady to deceive people, who is with bad intentions? But if that Taoist priest is really a living immortal, how can you not remember someone's name, but remember such a sentence!? ”

Seeing that Master Wu's expression was getting more and more gloomy, Qian Zhixu hurriedly remedied.

"I remember, that Taoist priest is Qianqizi, a living immortal Qianqizi! That's what Qianqizi said! ”

When Qian Zhixu mentioned the name Qianqizi, everyone frowned, the reason why this is so is because Qianqizi is indeed a very famous Taoist priest in Songjiang, and it is rumored that his fortune-telling skills are quite good!

It's just that this Qianqizi died three years ago, and now Qian Zhixu has pulled him out without proof at all!

Looking at Qian Zhixu's triumphant appearance, Guan Kunyu just smiled slightly, and continued to ask.

"Okay, let me ask you again, what year did the old fairy Qianqizi come to your mansion?"

"I don't remember."

"There should be an approximate year."

"It must have been seven or eight years, no, maybe a little longer, ten years."

"Then what did the old immortal Qianqizi do when he went to your mansion?"

Qian Zhixu spread his hands, intending to deny it to the end.

"I was so young, how could I remember so many things?"

"Then who did the Taoist priest say to you, you should always remember it, right?"

"I still don't remember."

At this time, Guan Kunyu nodded and concluded: "That is to say, Qian painter, you only remember that this sentence was said by the old fairy Qianqizi now, but you can't remember when and under what circumstances he said this sentence to whom, isn't that the case?" ”

Qian Zhixu instinctively felt that Guan Kunyu's words might be a pitfall, but he couldn't help jumping, because he did say so just now, didn't he slap himself in the face when he regretted it at this time? So he could only reluctantly nod.

"Okay, then I'll ask Painter Qian again, do you know the tonics?"

Qian Zhixu asked strangely: "Don't you know?" Needless to say? Oh, I almost forgot, you poor military household don't have the money to buy this kind of thing. ”

"It seems that the Qian painter knows, so do you know the saying that the void is not compensated?"

Master Wu heard Guan Kunyu's voice at this time.

"Void is not replenished...... What do you mean......"

Guan Kunyu nodded: "Master Wu is wise!" As you think, when the medicine is the right symptom, it is also a weak body, some people take tonic medicine to work well, but some people are weak and not replenished, once the use of the big tonic medicine will not only not have any benefit, but may harm life! Qian painters won't understand this truth! ”

Qian Zhixu wiped his cold sweat, and faintly understood what Guan Kunyu wanted to say.

"This ...... This, I ...... Of course I know. ”

Where would Guan Kunyu give Qian Zhixu a chance to breathe, and immediately take advantage of the victory to pursue.

"This numerology is also the same as medical skills, you have to pay attention to the right medicine, since you don't remember the old fairy of Qianqizi at that time under what circumstances he said, 'The fire in the face burns the wood, and the human life is not long', how dare you prescribe this medicine to the old lady today!?

It's like if you get a prescription and know that it was prescribed by a divine doctor, then you can take it and prescribe it to other patients at will!? Without the diagnosis of a miracle doctor, no matter how good the prescription is, it may kill people if it is used by a quack doctor!

Or is it ...... Qian painter, you are not only good at drawing, but also quite proficient in this numerology? Confident that you can use this prescription well!? ”

As soon as Guan Kunyu's words fell, everyone's eyes focused on Qian Zhixu.

"That's right! What this kid said makes a lot of sense! ”

"That's right, Guan Xiaoyou is right!"

"Yes, he doesn't understand numerology, why should he talk about others?"

"Maybe, he's just talking nonsense, just to frame a false accusation!"

"Hmph, for the sake of being so reckless at someone else's birthday banquet for a while, I have to talk to my neighbors when I go back! If there is anything red and white, don't let this surname money come up! ”

"Exactly! Yes, extremely! ”

……

Qian Zhixu couldn't listen to it anymore, and roared loudly: "Who said I don't understand numerology!" I know! I love to study these things every day! I'm naturally not as good as the old gods of Qianqizi, but I'm definitely not a person who talks about it! He, a lowly military household, deliberately cursed the old lady! ”

Guan Kunyu shrugged: "Can you prove it?" ”

"Of course I can prove it!"

"Okay, then you can calculate whether I will hit your left or right cheek later, and if you are right, I will admit defeat."

As soon as Guan Kunyu finished speaking, everyone was stunned, and then someone couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Qian Zhixu's face flushed angrily, and he pointed at Guan Kunyu, "You...... You...... You" just don't speak.

Guan Kunyu shrugged.

"Forget it, I won't tease you, I'll be generous, and count you proficient in numerology. Then if you take a closer look at this portrait of mine now, are there any other problems besides 'burning wood in the face, and the human life will not be long'? ”

Qian Zhixu opened his mouth, wanting to say one or two more charges to confirm Guan Kunyu's matter, but he was afraid that if he said too much, he would be lost, Guan Kunyu's call just now made him uncomfortable enough, and it was really fatal to have another one!

After a moment's hesitation, he didn't say anything more in the end.

"Nope."

Guan Kunyu stared at Qian Zhixu with a smile and asked, "Is it really gone?" ”

"It's gone!"

"Are you sure?"

"Of course I'm sure! What the hell are you trying to say!? ”

Guan Kunyu suddenly laughed and said, "I don't actually like to say anything, I just want someone to bring me a plate of steamed buns." ”