Zhu Biao's words have touched Dong Ping's heart, and he has to let Dong Ping admire and convince him, in fact, Dong Ping is also a bright and upright man, and he said to Zhu Biao at the moment: "Dare to ask Zhu Sangongzi, would you like to have a drink with Dong in the camp?" ”

Zhu Biao smiled and said, "That's a lot of trouble." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Dong Ping instructed the adjutant general, served a few simple side dishes, served a jar of wine, and let all the soldiers retreat, he glanced at Zhu Biao and Bian Xiang again, and the meaning could not be understood any longer.

Zhu Biao smiled slightly, and said to Bian Xiang: "Brother, please go out and rest for a while, the foolish brother has something to say to General Dong." ”

Bian Xiang rubbed his nose, glanced at Dong Ping, and went straight out of the military tent.

Dong Ping and Zhu Biao sat down as guests, Dong Ping took a sip of wine and sandwiched a chopstick dish, as if he said casually: "Listening to the words of the third prince today is better than reading for ten years." It's just that the words of the third prince don't seem to be finished. ”

"Oh," Zhu Biao also put a chopstick dish into his mouth, and said with a smile: "Then what else does General Dong want to hear?" ”

"Since the third prince knows the way of the world today, I would like to ask the third son, how to go in the future?"

What Dong Ping wanted to ask, Zhu Biao was clear in his heart, but Dong Ping wouldn't ask directly, and of course he Zhu Biao couldn't answer directly. They all pretended to be confused. Zhu Biao picked up the wine glass, drank it all, still with a smile on his face, and asked Dong Ping, "General Dong, how are you doing?" ”

"Huh?" Zhu Biao's words were really abrupt and tight, and the second monk Dong Ping was puzzled.

Zhu Biao didn't wait for Dong Ping to answer, and asked again: "Has General Dong ever gotten up at night to urinate?" Have you ever used an overnight pot to urinate? ”

When Dong Ping heard this, he thought to himself: "Damn, Lao Tzu asked you what to do in the future, but what did you say about urinating at night, could it be that you are deceiving me Dong Ping!" ”

Zhu Biao saw Dong Ping's face showing a displeased look, so he said: "General Dong, don't be annoyed, don't be anxious, and listen to me slowly." Zhu Biao took another sip of wine, and then said: "The general gets up to urinate at night, which is inseparable from the night pot, but after urinating, he feels that the night pot is dirty and smelly, and he wants to kick it away." General Dong, with all due respect, General Dong, in the eyes of Prefect Cheng, you are actually a night pot. ”

"Smack!" Zhu Biao's words made Dong Ping annoyed and frightened, and he slapped the wine bowl in his hand on the table. Of course, Zhu Biao expected Dong Ping to be annoyed, and he continued: "General Dong, as far as this Lijiazhuang mutiny is concerned, if there is no mutiny, can Cheng Wanli think of the general?" On weekdays, the general went to see Cheng Wanli, but Xiao Ke thought that he was not less angry, right? But now that there is a war, he thinks of the general. It's like Cheng Wanli is about to get up at night, and he thinks of General Dong's night pot. It's okay to pour the night pot, but this night pot is worried about Cheng Wanli's biggest capital in his life, dare to ask General Dong, if you are Cheng Wanli, will you give your biggest capital to the night pot? ”

Dong Ping was silent.

"Besides, there are many night pots like generals in the Great Song Dynasty, but now Cheng Wanli has not found the opportunity to replace the night pot, or the new night pot has not replaced the old night pot. Once one day, if you really come to a new night pot and don't worry about his Cheng Wanli's capital, may I ask General Dong, will this Cheng Wanli replace your old night pot? ”

Dong Ping stood up and respectfully bowed his hand and said, "Please teach the third prince!" ”

Zhu Biao thought secretly in his heart: "Okay, okay, my plan is good, as long as Chao Gai attacks Dongping Mansion, he Dong Ping does not return to help in time, Cheng Wanli will inevitably ask Hu Yanzhuo for help, then my words of pretending to be a ghost in Liangshan will be fulfilled, and I can also make Dong Ping owe me a big favor!" So he said: "General Dong, even if you make a night pot, you can't make a night pot that lets others lead you by the nose." For example, now that General Dong is leading his troops to fight Lijiazhuang, Dongping Mansion must be empty, and now the Liangshan thieves are fighting with the officials and troops of the imperial court, and the Liangshan thieves are not able to fight the officials and soldiers, and they will inevitably find another way out, once they know that the Dongping Mansion is empty, may I ask the general, will the Liangshan thieves go to attack Dongping Mansion? ”

Dong Ping bowed his head and said, "Very likely." ”

"With the strength of Dongping Mansion, how many days can you defend?"

"The forces of the Liangshan bandits are fighting fiercely with Huyanzhuo, if the strength of the Liangshan bandits attacking Dongping Mansion is less than three or five thousand, if Cheng Wanli guards the city and guards it for three or five days, it will not be a problem."

"Okay, then General Dong shouldn't rush back for help."

Dong Ping frowned and thought for a while, and asked, "Is this appropriate?" ”

Zhu Biao smiled and said slowly, word by word: "What's wrong?" Cheng Wanli wants the general to fight Lijiazhuang, the general will fight Lijiazhuang, and if the general wants to come back to help, the general will come back to help, then General Dong will really become a night pot. ”

Dong Ping looked at Zhu Biao: "If you don't come back to help, once Dongping Mansion is lost......"

"The general can rest assured, he can't defend it," Zhu Biao said: "Xiao Ke just asked the general to slow down the reinforcement, but he didn't say no." It would be better if Hu Yanzhuo could mobilize some troops to rescue Dongping Mansion. ”

"How can it be better?"

"In this way, the general will have the truth to meet General Huyan, and let General Huyan go to Cheng Wanli and the duke, and the general will be safe." Zhu Biao smiled: "At least the general doesn't have to be Cheng Wanli's night pot this time." ”

"Then Hu Yanzhuo will help Ben General to join them?" Dong Ping looked incredulous.

"It is possible, it may not be, as long as the general has a preconceived idea and informs Hu Yanzhuo of the Lijiazhuang mutiny and the rescue of Dongping Mansion in advance, if the conquest of Liangshan goes well, Hu Yanzhuo will naturally not participate in them, but as long as the war does not go well, doesn't Hu Yanzhuo have to find a reason to excuse himself?"

"Good!" Dong Ping shouted: "Just act according to the plan of the third prince!" Saying that, Dong Ping glanced at Zhu Biao and said, "The third prince, I am sending a deputy general, I don't know if the third prince is willing to come to Dongping Mansion to be a deputy general?" ”

"Hahaha," Zhu Biao wanted to buy an official for a long time, but he didn't want to be Dong Ping's deputy general, the official that Zhu Biao wanted to buy was an official who could be done at home, so that it was convenient for him to recruit troops and buy horses, go to Dongping Mansion to be an official, shrink his hands and feet, and his purpose was contrary, so he laughed heartily and said: "Xiao Ke thanked the general for his kindness, but Xiao Ke was used to being an official, and he never thought about it." However, general, if you can afford me Zhu Biao, I wish Biao can often go to Dongping Mansion to visit the general, and if the general wants to eat game, he can also often come to my Zhujiazhuang as a guest. ”

When Dong Ping heard this, he was slightly disappointed and asked, "Third Prince, if Xiao Ke withdraws, how will the rebels in Lijiazhuang deal with it?" ”

"It's coming, it's coming." Zhu Biao waited for Dong Ping to ask this, he had a set of calculations in his heart, and replied generously: "As long as he Cheng Wanli personally orders me to Zhujiazhuang to conquer the rebels in Lijiazhuang, I Zhu Biao dares to make a military order, as long as it takes three days, Xiao Ke can let all the rebels in Lijiazhuang be captured." Zhu Biao said seriously word by word: "The key is that this makes him have to go thousands of miles, and there must be black and white words, otherwise, this Lijiazhuang mutiny has nothing to do with my Zhujiazhuang!" ”

Dong Ping said: "Third son, take a look below, once the Liangshan thieves attack Dongping Mansion, he Cheng Wanli wants to pacify the rebels in Lijiazhuang, and he can only count on you Zhujiazhuang and Hujiazhuang." ”