0044, save the world?
Ning Ze's reaction was not slow, he slammed the door shut and inserted the bolt firmly. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
When he turned around, he saw a teenager like an idiot staring at him with wide eyes, as if he also felt something, looking at him with wide eyes like an idiot.
I was stunned for two seconds.
"Mom!" The young man quickly covered his face with his hands and turned his back. The guy realized that the cloth had fallen to the ground.
"People are busy closing the door and not paying attention, what's so strange?" Ning Ze still felt that the reason was not strong enough, so he hurriedly picked it up and covered it again, jumped into the big basin, and looked at him stupidly with his head exposed.
"You, you, you put on your clothes!" The voice is very soft, shaky, and delicate.
"I, I, I'm soaked in water, you turn around." His voice was soft, but it was hilarious, at least he thought it was funny.
How dare a teenager? Squatting on the ground with his back and whispering, "I'll borrow you to hide here for a while, someone is chasing me." β
"Okay, you can hide under the bed."
"No, they're going to search under the bed when they come in." The boy said urgently. But this room is an ordinary Da Song standard room, in addition to the bed, table and chairs, where is there a place to hide?
"Well, it's just the old routine." Ning Ze said helplessly.
"What's the old routine?"
"You come here, hide in the bathtub, they can't see."
"Mom, you won't kill me!" The young man still covered his face, and took the time to shake his body vigorously, the **** lines were strong and beautiful, and Ning Ze's throat moved.
"When is it, do you want face or death?" He kept talking, stood up, put on the calf-nosed shorts that were placed on the edge of the bucket, pulled and turned them hard, and finally made them into a pair of more modern briefs: "Look, are you losing money like this?" If you don't lose money, hurry in, the sound outside is getting closer and closer! β
The boy listened to his threat, turned around tremblingly, and peeked at him through the cracks between his fingers. I saw that this guy was wearing only a pair of white briefs, and his hands were stretched out to pose as a gorilla, squinting proudly at the sky.
"Poof", the boy couldn't help but laugh. But if you want him to get into the bathtub, he still feels that it is better to die. Besides, the noisy footsteps outside and the exclamations and curses of the travelers could already be heard.
Ning Ze didn't bother to pay attention to him, jumped into the water and squatted again, the towel wiped his body comfortably and said slowly: "Anyway, it's my business, love doesn't come." β
The boy was still hesitating with a red face, and the sound outside was getting closer and closer, clanging, and slamming right on the door. He had no choice but to pinch his nose and jump into the bathtub.
"Hold your breath!" Ning Ze said softly, and enlarged his throat again: "Who, what are you doing?" β
"Open the door, we're looking for someone!" A gong-like voice replied.
"There's no one else in the house, just I'm taking a shower!"
"Boom!" They didn't pay any attention to him, and kicked him in.
What surprised Ning Ze was that there were three guys in total, all of them were quite majestic, two big men, one young man, and they didn't have any hard guys in their hands, they just came in with Shi Shiran behind their backs, and then looked around.
Ning Ze was more feudal than the young man, hurriedly hugged his chest with both hands, and looked at the person with a frightened expression: "What are you going to do?" β
People were not interested in looking at him, but they looked up and down, on the beams of the house, under the bed, and the young man was still staring at the basin.
"Little brother, did you see a fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy coming down from the official road on the mountain?" The youth asked politely.
"Have you seen it, is it a small face, with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes that looks like a girl?"
"Yes, yes, that's him!" The three of them looked excited.
"When I came, I was still on the same road, I wanted to make a friend, and I didn't pay attention to people when I talked to him, stinky fart, and then we entered the inn together, hey, didn't he live there?" Reach out and point out.
"Oh, he's oursβbrother, and there's something to look for him. Are you alone here? The young man was still quite polite, but he walked around with his eyes fixed on his face, and he had no intention of leaving.
Ning Ze was a little anxious, he didn't care, but the one under his ass dragged on for a while, he was afraid that he would suffocate to death.
With a roll of his eyes, he smiled at the big man next to him: "This eldest brother is tired, the younger brother was going to ask the younger brother to come over and rub his back, but it was really itching." If the eldest brother is not in a hurry, please come and help the brother-" The big man stared at him with round eyes, and he didn't believe that he would be used as a backwipe.
"--Don't worry, eldest brother, the younger brother also has a lot of money, he must not be able to lose you, how about twice as much as letting the younger brother come?" Ning Ze completely ignored the other party's urge to jump up and beat people at any time, and sincerely explained that he was a local tyrant.
"Straight sissy thief!" The big man clenched his fists and rushed up a few steps, but the young man hurriedly stopped: "Don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive!" β
The big man stomped his foot, "Hey! He turned and strode out the door. He was afraid that if he stayed any longer, he would not be able to help but smash the ass of this little white face.
The other two also felt that it was not very interesting, and the young man clenched his fists and arched his hands: "It's bothering!" He pulled the other one and turned around and went out.
"Hey, be civilized and polite and close the door casually!" Ning Ze stretched his neck and shouted: "Alas, it's really unqualified, if you go abroad in the future, don't you carve graffiti on people's walls?" He muttered as he crawled out and closed the door again. When the cold wind blew, he shivered, turned around and smiled: "Come out, let's go!" β
A small head sticks out of a large basin of muddy water, and its hands are still covered in its face, and it is silent without saying a word.
"The person is gone, it's all right!" Ning Ze walked over and sat on the edge of the basin, stretched out his hand and touched his head with a smile.
"Get out of here!" The boy strained his shoulders and shook off his caress roughly, sobbing with his eyes closed.
"Well, you too, didn't you just take a bath in your clothes? Uh, have you drunk the bath water, and how does it smell? There are seasonings! The more sad the other party was, the happier Ning Ze became.
"You don't have a shame on you, you talk when you talk, and you rub your stinky ass around-" If it weren't for the scruples of the outsiders before they went far, the boy would have broken down and cried.
"Hehe, what kind of magic skill are you? Can you still smell diving, teach me another day? β
Ning Ze laughed, he quickly got dressed, and he was really shivering with cold. went straight to the door and shouted, "Little Er, Xiao Er, come here." β
Xiao Er ran to the door, but Ning Ze half-covered the door and didn't let him in, staring at people seriously: "The quality of your service is not high, I want to complain when I go back!" β
"Huh? What did the guest officer say? I don't understand a small sentence. β
"I mean, you didn't do a good job of receiving guests, you look at the bath water, if you don't add some heat for a long time, uncle, I'm about to soak it into a cold cucumber. Hurry up and drip it, re-hit a basin of hot water to wash it again, in addition, add two basins of Wangwang charcoal, do you want silver silk charcoal to hear? Uh, cook a bowl of millet and cabbage porridge, a plate of cold lamb tripe, a stack of donkey meat, send it quickly, this is money, more belongs to you. β
Xiao Er was so aggrieved by him that he was about to shirk it, but unexpectedly, a large string of copper coins came out, nearly half of it. Immediately, he was so happy that he said: "I'll do it, and I'll do it for the small ones." β
Ning Ze closed the door and looked back to see that he was still soaking in the water, walked to the side of the bed and pulled the white sheets: "Don't get up yet?" Someone is going to send bath water, do you want to splash it out with you? The boy hurriedly got up with his head down, but did not dare to look at him.
"Here you go, Rub Rub. Oh, there are my clothes on the bed, it's a little bigger, hurry up and change it and hide it, if you catch a cold, you are looking for death, there is nowhere to buy medicine for you in such a backward place, I will go to the door to cool down. β
Ning Ze guarded the door, and once someone came, he opened the door first and looked inside, the young man was really obedient and hid weirdly, so he was relieved, and when the bath water was changed, the charcoal fire was also brought in, and he also asked the shopkeeper to wait for the second to eat.
A person outside the door seemed to be talking to himself: "If your body is dirty, wash it again while no one is around." Someone is guarding it! β
On a cold day, looking at the cold moon, Ning Ze was in a very relaxed mood, but gradually had something on his mind, looking at Mingyue in a daze, until he shouted weakly inside: "It's okay." Then he turned around and entered the door with a trembling body.
The charcoal fire was blazing, the candle shadow was shaking, and Ning Ze's wide clothes couldn't hide the slender figure of the young man. He stood there uncomfortably, his face was red, his eyebrows were picturesque, and the mustache on his face was gone.
"Beautiful!" Second Master Ning rubbed his eyebrows and smiled openly.
The young man glared at him, pulling the clothes on his body awkwardly, not satisfied at all: "What's so nice about these rags?" β
"Tsk, unkempt and rough clothes do not hide the beauty of the country!"
"You!" The boy gritted his teeth and was about to pounce.
"Don't pretend, your beard is gone. Brother, I'm not blind. At your level, a third-rate character can't be regarded as a person who has learned to disguise himself and mix up? Hmph, fortunately, my brother is alert, otherwise you would have to be the lady of the village by those three strongmen! β
"They are not strongmen, they are my senior brother!" The girl bowed her head and said. From the moment she entered the door, the girl was slowly moved by Ning Ze's righteousness and intimacy step by step. Changing clothes and bath water, and putting two pots of blazing charcoal, she was rarely taken care of so quietly.
There was another knock on the door, and Xiao Er brought the hot food, but he still didn't have to enter the door, but there were dozens of more rewards across the threshold.
"Eat it while it's hot, warm and warm, this fire also needs to be attacked internally and externally, and it's terrible to suffer from the internal cold." Ning Ze smiled softly and put the meals on the tray one by one on the table.
The girl was a little embarrassed at first, but she was mad at this guy's words: "What's the situation, I'm still shy, we've taken a mandarin duck bath - ouch!" The cold light flashed, and with a sound of grabbing the ground, Ning Ze only felt a cold flutter on his neck, and a bright dagger flew on the wall behind him.
"I'm scared to death baby!" He patted his chest and tried to pull the knife sideways, only to realize that the dagger had pinned his collar firmly to the wall.
Damn, this is going to kill Lao Tzu! A cold sweat.
"Okay, I'm not kidding, you eat slowly." Second Master Ning's whole body was paralyzed, where did he dare to flamboyate. The girl looked arrogant at this time, bowing her head and taking small bites.
"Uh, let me ask you one more thing, since they are your senior brothers, why are you hiding from them? Sneaking out of the house? β
"Hmm." replied vaguely.
"Why did you run out?"
"I'm going to save the world."
"What? Save the world? Ning Ze felt that he was very strange, he actually met such a beautiful madman!